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I got fucked 7 times by 5 different guys this weekend

2 guys on Friday

2 guys on Saturday

1 guy on Sunday

My hole is sore, but I feel good.

And no, I'm not a whore. I just have a hole that men can't resist.

Go ahead and hiss. I know you bitches want to.

by Anonymousreply 21704/09/2016

I'm more interested in your definition of a whore.

by Anonymousreply 112/23/2012

Bareback?

If yes, please read this thread, you idiot.

by Anonymousreply 212/23/2012

Eh.

by Anonymousreply 312/23/2012

I hate working on weekends

by Anonymousreply 412/23/2012

It sounds kind of painful to me.

by Anonymousreply 512/23/2012

OP, your mother must be proud.

I'm assuming you bathed after each 'encounter'. If not, you're not only a whore, but a DIRTY whore.

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 612/23/2012

I second R1.

I'm no prude, but c'mon!

by Anonymousreply 712/23/2012

damn, you ARE a whore. how the hell do you schedule that stuff? i got shit to do...

by Anonymousreply 812/23/2012

Could someone please explain the relationship between men and the concept of 'can't resist'? Poor OP is under the mistaken impression he's not a whore.

by Anonymousreply 912/23/2012

I bet your sloppy mussy looks like an empty potato sack by now.

by Anonymousreply 1012/23/2012

You are a whore, darlin'.

We all are.

by Anonymousreply 1112/23/2012

That's funny, I fucked a guy today who was so distended I thought I was gonna fall in.

I didn't get his name, but you don't have a star shaped mole on your left cheek do you?

by Anonymousreply 1212/23/2012

I'm a serious slut and I've never been fucked that many times in a weekend

by Anonymousreply 1312/23/2012

So three of the guys were so unenamored with your manchasm that they couldn't force a redo?

Tsk. If he doesn't fuck your three times in an hour, honey, he just isn't into you(r ass).

by Anonymousreply 1412/23/2012

Were you safe each time, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1512/23/2012

Why would you link to that thread r2, did I say that I barebacked?

It is sore act there r4, but its a hungry hole that sometimes can't say no.

My Mother wants me to have fun, so yes she's happy for me. And of course I showered.

It looks fine r10' just a little red.

Continue hissing. Hiss hiss away.

by Anonymousreply 1612/23/2012

"I just have a hole that men can't resist."

Yeah, like the other 6 holes each of them couldn't "resist".

by Anonymousreply 1712/23/2012

Am I the only one who doesn't want to be anally penetrated? I prefer to do the penetrating.

by Anonymousreply 1812/23/2012

R16, you sound fat. Are you fat?

Nobody says hungry hole anymore, except old, nasty eldergay trolls with prolapsed anuses.

by Anonymousreply 1912/23/2012

[quote]manchasm

I'm hysterical!!!

by Anonymousreply 2012/23/2012

[quote]Continue hissing. Hiss hiss away.

That hissing sound isn't us, it's your ass leaking.

by Anonymousreply 2112/23/2012

Don't come running to us for abortion money, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2212/23/2012

Major slut, I don't envy you at all.

by Anonymousreply 2312/23/2012

Describe the guys and their cock sizes

by Anonymousreply 2412/23/2012

Amateur.

by Anonymousreply 2512/23/2012

PnP OP?

by Anonymousreply 2612/23/2012

In a way this kind of answers a question I've had for quite a while. If a guy is married or committed to another guy and he is a strict top and wants or needs to fuck you at least twice a day then it's sort of like no big deal? I'm not really putting this right and am not sure how to ask it except by giving an example. Say you're with this guy for years and he wants to fuck you at least once a day and it goes on for years and years. This means you've been fucked thousands of times, in theory. So this is possible without any seriously "harmful" effects to your asshole? I mean, you do have to take a shit from there once in a while so would it interfere with that or not? I hope I'm not sounding like some kid asking about sex but maybe someone can explain. I guess basically I'm asking if anal penetration is "do-able" for hundreds if not thousands of times over many years.

by Anonymousreply 2712/23/2012

I didn't know Lindsay Lohan posted here.

by Anonymousreply 2812/23/2012

A buttsex bonanza!

by Anonymousreply 2912/23/2012

Take stock of your life, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 3012/23/2012

Yes, the man can go up in the man for thousands of times. But he must not eat da poo poo.

by Anonymousreply 3112/23/2012

Johnny Rapid is posting here?

by Anonymousreply 3212/23/2012

OP, there's nothing like a line to deter people from a hole.

by Anonymousreply 3312/23/2012

R24

Guy1 - a fuckbuddy. 6'2/200, blond/green, average cock

Guy 2 - guy at bar, my age, brown hair, brown eyes, lots of ink, tall and thin, long cock but not thick

Guy 3 - another fuckbuddy, fit fat, 5'11/ 215, black/blue, average cock

Guy 4 - guy at Christmas party, did it at the party. Older maybe 40ish, gray temples, blue eyes, good body, really thick cock

Guy 5 - the host of the party. Spent the night. 5'10/150, huge cock

R26. some weed, none of that hard shit. Fucking on crazy drugs is bad and unhealthy.

by Anonymousreply 3412/23/2012

I'm so glad I'm a top.

by Anonymousreply 3512/23/2012

Seek help OP. That isn't normal.

by Anonymousreply 3612/23/2012

It's funny. That's almost exactly my Christmas letter this year, but I do end it "Merry Christmas to you and Yours."

by Anonymousreply 3712/23/2012

I always find it funny when people mention eye color when it's just a hookup. Do people reminisce "ah yes, the blue eyed std riddled drug addict who came in my hole" LOL. Save that for someone you're actually attracted to for more than a day.

by Anonymousreply 3812/23/2012

What a fun, sexy time for you!

by Anonymousreply 3912/23/2012

Gays wonder why blood banks won't accept blood donations from homosexuals. I'm copying and linking this thread to the CDC. Keep the quarantine up U.S. government!

by Anonymousreply 4012/23/2012

Good for you! Seriously. Everyone should have as much sex as possible.

by Anonymousreply 4112/23/2012

Fucking disgusting.

Are you so popular because your copious anal warts provide extra friction?

by Anonymousreply 4212/23/2012

have to be honest OP..I am just jealous!

by Anonymousreply 4312/23/2012

[quote]Guy 4 - guy at Christmas party, did it at the party. Older maybe 40ish, gray temples, blue eyes, good body, really thick cock

Did you go off to a private room or did you do it right in front of the Christmas tree so that everyone could watch?

by Anonymousreply 4412/23/2012

Gross behavior

by Anonymousreply 4512/23/2012

And a paaaaaaaaaaaartridge in a pear treeeeeeeee!

by Anonymousreply 4612/23/2012

I hope you look back and find it was all worth it when you're laying in a bed dying from AIDS, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4712/23/2012

An open house is when you entertain as many people as possible in one go. It helps usually to have a big spread, so guests can just dive in and the hostess can focus on as many people as possible over the course of the party. Your job is to make it all seem effortless!

by Anonymousreply 4812/23/2012

R41 = HIV

by Anonymousreply 4912/23/2012

Damn, OP. You not just a ho, you a ho-uh.

by Anonymousreply 5012/23/2012

[quote]Gays wonder why blood banks won't accept blood donations from homosexuals. I'm copying and linking this thread to the CDC. Keep the quarantine up U.S. government

Um, you might want to copy a link from a straight site as well. 7 times by 5 different guys is just another day for lots of girls honey.

by Anonymousreply 5112/23/2012

Don't honey me you bunch of Typhoid Marys!

by Anonymousreply 5212/23/2012

OP - Why so many guys in such a short period of time?

by Anonymousreply 5312/23/2012

Please don't feed the very obvious troll. He hasn't "gotten fucked" by anybody. He's probably the same one who did the "I Just Fucked A Dogwalker" thread. What a lame troll.

by Anonymousreply 5412/23/2012

Do the old school bath houses count?

If so, my ass got fucked more than that by more cock in one single night.

Yes, I was a whore back in the day. Most wore condoms that I can remember.

And no, I did not get HIV or any other STD. This was back when condoms were common practice (right after the major AIDS crisis).

by Anonymousreply 5512/23/2012

"Good for you! Seriously. Everyone should have as much sex as possible."

You mean you actually BELIEVE this pitiful, latest "I Just Fucked By A (fill in the blank)" thread, created by a lonely troll who no doubt is having a very bleak holiday season? You are one big fat idiot.

by Anonymousreply 5612/23/2012

Ick.

by Anonymousreply 5712/23/2012

Ho, ho, ho!

by Anonymousreply 5812/23/2012

[quote]Gays wonder why blood banks won't ... blah ... blah ... blah ...

[quote]I'm copying and linking this thread to the CDC.

GOOD! Then they will see what a high percentage (that you ignored) of gays actively condemn this sort of fictional behavior.

And they will laugh at you for your simple naivety.

by Anonymousreply 5912/23/2012

You're a filthy slut, OP. Seriously, this is why I hate us sometimes. In our quest to not conform to heteronormative behavior, so many of us take it to the opposite extreme with countless nameless, faceless partners. This really needs to stop.

by Anonymousreply 6012/23/2012

Ok, Marys. He said he used a condom with his partners.

by Anonymousreply 6112/23/2012

OP, i'm somewhere between siding with R40 and saying, "good for you!" to you. Hmmmmm...

Okay, I've decided: good for you! Nice SOMEbody's getting some like in the good old days.

by Anonymousreply 6212/23/2012

I'm aware that male homosexuals "present your holes" to each other as a mating ritual. The CDC has been contacted. Keep the quarantine alive!

by Anonymousreply 6312/23/2012

Forget that he claims he was safe. No one with any self-respect would engage in this type of behavior. OP sounds like he a himphomaniac, and he needs professional counseling desperately.

by Anonymousreply 6412/23/2012

Good boy! Give me the money, and I'll set you up with a few more 'dates'. Keep putting out and I'll make you a star!

by Anonymousreply 6512/23/2012

[quote]Good for you! Seriously. Everyone should have as much sex as possible.

Why? Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 6612/23/2012

Oh holey nights...

by Anonymousreply 6712/23/2012

What's your secret, OP? Do you just bend over and present your hole to these lucky gentlemen?

by Anonymousreply 6812/23/2012

If the partners of the OP were all white guys it just does not count as much as if they were latino and/or black.

I don't know why, but that is how I feel.

by Anonymousreply 6912/23/2012

I don't understand the logistics. Did you take an enema to the Christmas party with you?

by Anonymousreply 7012/23/2012

[quote]If the partners of the OP were all white guys it just does not count as much as if they were latino and/or black.

[quote]I don't know why, but that is how I feel.

???????????

by Anonymousreply 7112/23/2012

Did any of them spank you first before fucking? How hard did they thrust? Did any of them talk dirty? Or tell you he was going to take out all his frustrations on you? Are they all strutting around now saying, "I fucked the hell out of this guy's ass"? Did any of them wear tight cowboy jeans and boots while they banged the hell out of your butt? Do you have any bruises? Do you have any ass left at all? If you answered NO to all these questions except the last one, which should be YES then I don't believe you at all, you are lying and lying liars go to hell. This thread is useless without pics.

by Anonymousreply 7212/23/2012

shreeeeeeeeek.... (thank god it was in the dark so my pale muscle less skin wasnt the turn off it usually is.)

by Anonymousreply 7312/23/2012

Now go smell your hole

by Anonymousreply 7412/23/2012

This is why I don't do hookups, the fact that people sleep with everyone else is just nasty. I'd prefer to stay celibate and use my hand then get an std.

by Anonymousreply 7512/23/2012

Did you use protection.?

by Anonymousreply 7612/23/2012

[quote] I got fucked 7 times by 5 different guys this weekend

It's not so titillating when you learn OP is Suzy Favor Hamilton.

by Anonymousreply 7712/23/2012

Your story is not believable, Mary OP, without photos of the actual (we hope) sizemeats.

by Anonymousreply 7812/23/2012

If I thought OP was telling he truth, I would drop my head in shame for him. I also would take out a sizable insurance polocy on him as well because he won't be with us too long.

by Anonymousreply 7912/24/2012

I got fucked 7 times by 7 different guys in one night earlier this fall in Orlando, including an NCAA assistant coach (Div-1 soccer) and two married guys (40's, x-jock, fit-fat, both hung). Do I win a prize?

by Anonymousreply 8012/24/2012

And yet, you'll be all alone for Christmas.

How sad.

by Anonymousreply 8112/24/2012

R80 here, I don't know what R81 means by making such a false conclusion. I am NOT alone for Christmas. I am with my mother, my brother and his wife and two kids, and other family members. I have a large family, and we try to get together often. Just because I may like to get gangbanged on a given night does NOT mean that I don't have friends or family members or even co-workers who care about me. Get over it.

by Anonymousreply 8212/24/2012

I am Jewish so it doesn't matter to me.

by Anonymousreply 8312/24/2012

R81 probably knows what it's like to be alone for Christmas and wants others to be alone, too.

by Anonymousreply 8412/24/2012

Well I've never been gang-banged and I AM alone this xmas. So there goes that theory.

by Anonymousreply 8512/24/2012

R81 is probably the same "concern troll" who regularly tells DL'ers they will "die alone."

LMAO. He fantasizes that all his nieces and nephews will be by his side when he goes to the great beyond. In the Hollywood death scene he has playing in his head, they'll be holding his hand --wailing and weeping. In reality every last one of them will be enjoying spring break in Cancun.

by Anonymousreply 8612/24/2012

[quote]Ok, Marys. He said he used a condom with his partners.

Debbie Downers like R47 don't want the facts to interfere with their snark.

by Anonymousreply 8712/24/2012

Have I mistakenly clicked on the Baptist Church Ladies' Sewing Circle Board? The judgment and morality policing is a little over the top.

by Anonymousreply 8812/24/2012

[quote]I'd prefer to stay celibate and use my hand then get an std.[/quote]

That's quite the to-do list, R75.

by Anonymousreply 8912/24/2012

OP you make me sick. You have no respect for your body - only what it can do for you.

by Anonymousreply 9012/24/2012

[quote]OP you make me sick.

Sorry to hear about your illness, R90. Are you expected to recover?

by Anonymousreply 9112/24/2012

Well done, OP. I applaud you. Why bloody not??

by Anonymousreply 9212/24/2012

Considering that HIV-positive men have a 700% greater chance of getting cancer than HIV-negative men, I choose to refrain from this kind of behavior. Not worth the risk.

by Anonymousreply 9312/24/2012

Sounds kinda hot, this thread is useless without their manhunt profile links though.

by Anonymousreply 9412/24/2012

If OP is just about getting fucked, then yeah, why bloody not? Don't know where that leaves him when he's sixty. And God knows nobody would want somebody like that in an actual relationship. So, yeah, let's hope he's just fucking til he can't fuck anymore, because his options are pretty much limited to that.

And to the Baptist Sewing Circle critic, stop labouring under the delusion that just because we're all gay we all have the same standards.

by Anonymousreply 9512/24/2012

R93 doesn't understand the link between condom use and HIV prevention.

by Anonymousreply 9612/24/2012

Who asked you, R93? No one cares what you would do.

by Anonymousreply 9712/24/2012

Live and let live people.

by Anonymousreply 9812/24/2012

I do, actually, R96, and condoms aren't foolproof. And if you think this bitch honestly used condoms for every encounter — one in which he claims to have been fucked spontaneously during a party — then you are high.

by Anonymousreply 9912/24/2012

Live and let live whatever... on the off chance this is actually true... if OP wants to boast about it like it's achievement I guess anybody can cunt about it if they think it's pathetic. OP is obviously not the kind of person who will care. As he proved, he can take it.

by Anonymousreply 10012/24/2012

I suspect this is not the first weekend this has happened to you. Your hole must be so worn out and stretched out that you cant feel anything back there until you get to guy number 7. Few more years it will take 12 men every weekend before you feel "a little sore". My advice is that you invest in Depends undergarments now.

by Anonymousreply 10112/24/2012

Not high at all, r99. You sound very bitter. Guessing nobody would want to bone you with a ten-foor pole, so to speak.

by Anonymousreply 10212/24/2012

You just know R93 is a barrel of laughs and has so many party invites this week that he can barely keep up.

by Anonymousreply 10312/24/2012

Keep it up, OP, and keep the positive validation of this kind of behavior coming! This is working out very well for me.

by Anonymousreply 10412/24/2012

R93 seems OK to me. Then again, not a fan of human drive thrus.

by Anonymousreply 10512/24/2012

Lovely.

by Anonymousreply 10612/24/2012

Even if the OP didn't have every STD known to science, and then some, her risk for developing anal cancer is enormous, just by virtue of all that bottoming. FACT.

by Anonymousreply 10712/24/2012

The good time had by all.

by Anonymousreply 10812/24/2012

"Just because I may like to get gangbanged on a given night does NOT mean that I don't have friends or family members or even co-workers who care about me. Get over it."

If your story is true, and I doubt that it is, then your need for getting "gang-banged on a given night" indicates that there is an emptiness in your life that you attempt to alleviate by getting "gang-banged." Very lonely, unfullfilled people frequently turn to sex in order to ease whatever psychic pain they're in. I've know promiscuous types who say the reason they indulge in sex scenes with multiple partners is because they just love sex so much. I never bought that, that was just an excuse. They were very unhappy people, always complaining and whining.

I wonder what your mother, brother, his wife and two kids, and "other family members" would think if they knew you went on a gossip board and bragged about getting fucked "7 times by seven different guys this weekend?" I think they would be disgusted. I think they'd be ashamed of you. I think they would believe you were acting stupidly. I think they'd tell you to go see a therapist.

by Anonymousreply 10912/24/2012

[quote]Even if the OP didn't have every STD known to science, and then some, her risk for developing anal cancer is enormous, just by virtue of all that bottoming. FACT.

I didn't believe that at first, until a doctor actually said that on a radio show.

by Anonymousreply 11012/24/2012

If OP was honest with himself, he'd see that the five guys who fucked him were all just middle aged, paunchy (and possibly closeted) douches that no one else in their right mind with fuck.

OP is probably someone no one would give a second look in a crowded bar, at least until closing time (and enough alcohol) settled in.

by Anonymousreply 11112/24/2012

Get over it R109. No one talks to their family members about the sex they have. At least I hope they don't. It's none of their damned business what their adult son/brother/nephew does in the bedroom.

Mature, well adjusted adults do not seek the approval of relatives before engaging in consensual sex.

by Anonymousreply 11212/24/2012

OP represents the sexual freedom that defines gay life! You're all just a bunch of self loathing Marys. Get out a suck a little cock - it'll do you good. OP is what we're fighting for and who we are!

by Anonymousreply 11312/24/2012

OP...how come only one guy on Sunday?

by Anonymousreply 11412/24/2012

[quote]I got fucked 7 times by 7 different guys in one night earlier this fall in Orlando, including an NCAA assistant coach (Div-1 soccer) and two married guys (40's, x-jock, fit-fat, both hung). Do I win a prize?

Miss Congeniality.

by Anonymousreply 11512/24/2012

I'm the op and I wasn't gangbanged. I had 5 different guys individually, not all at once. The most I've had at once was 3 and that was when I was 18 at a pride party.

I'm not in the habit of discussing my sex life with my family, but even if I did why should I give a fuck what they have to say about my choices.

While I am not a condom nazi, I do make every effort to be as safe as possible. Which is why I rarely mix hardcore drugs and sex.

I'm a healthy guy, I like to get fucked and that's that. I don't really spend a whole lot of time analyzing it.

However, some of you have bought into the worst, most hateful things that religious nut jobs say about us. I like sex. I'm not ashamed of it. Perhaps some of you should figure out why you are.

As for my looks and the guys I let fuck me, let's just say that none of you would turn me or my 'friends' down.

by Anonymousreply 11612/24/2012

[quote]However, some of you have bought into the worst, most hateful things that religious nut jobs say about us. I like sex. I'm not ashamed of it. Perhaps some of you should figure out why you are.

It's called "jealousy" sweetheart, most of us haven't had any in a long time.

by Anonymousreply 11712/24/2012

5 x 1 + occasional 3-way - consistent condom use x rarely mixing hardcore drugs and sex = ...

by Anonymousreply 11812/24/2012

[quote]However, some of you have bought into the worst, most hateful things that religious nut jobs say about us.

That's a possibility. It could be that they're fugly virgins with no chance of having sex with anyone. As a result they lash out at guys who are having a good time.

by Anonymousreply 11912/24/2012

I avoid these kinds of gay men...fucking disgusting animalistic behavior.

by Anonymousreply 12012/24/2012

This is really the saddest kind of troll.

by Anonymousreply 12112/24/2012

[quote]However, some of you have bought into the worst, most hateful things that religious nut jobs say about us.

You mean like the fact that we're sexual compulsives incapable of having romantic feelings towards another but have no problem having sex with seven guys, only sometimes "safely," over the course of a single weekend? There's a difference between buying into stereotypes and LIVING UP TO stereotypes, cupcake.

by Anonymousreply 12212/24/2012

Sam is that you?

by Anonymousreply 12312/24/2012

On the bright side you can rent your hole as an echo chamber for extra cash.

by Anonymousreply 12412/24/2012

The OP is an obvious attention troll, offering some ludicrously far-fetched scenario and then sitting back and salivating at the chance to continuously defend himself to pearl clutchers.

by Anonymousreply 12512/24/2012

YOu have a hole that men can't resist? bawawahahahaha! No one wants a well worn hole. You are one dumb bitch.

by Anonymousreply 12612/24/2012

Some of the pearl clutching here reminds me of some morally righteous republicans. You'll eventually get caught in a pool of cum and lube and claim those promiscuous people made me do it. Look over there!

by Anonymousreply 12712/24/2012

Harriet, do you really think we all act like that? 'Cause if you do, worry less about us and more about crossing the street safely. People as stupid as you often have trouble with that one.

by Anonymousreply 12812/24/2012

I believe OP and I don't like the judgment from the prudes. However, I believe we are entitled to see pics of OP to see if his story is plausible.

by Anonymousreply 12912/24/2012

But it's ok to judge the 'prudes' oh, open minded one? Or is it open holed one?

by Anonymousreply 13012/24/2012

What's the big deal? Getting fucked 7 times over a long weekend is a great weekend. Used to do that and more, in my 20's, 30's, mostly with my partner.

by Anonymousreply 13112/24/2012

Obviously, the pearl clutchers espousing their moral outrage have more demons to hide than the EST OP.

by Anonymousreply 13212/24/2012

What's pear clutching about calling a spade a whore?

by Anonymousreply 13312/24/2012

Don't clutch my pear, it'll bruise.

by Anonymousreply 13412/24/2012

[quote]What's pear clutching about calling a spade a whore?

Oh, Dear.

by Anonymousreply 13512/24/2012

I JUST GOT FUCKED SEVEN TIMES WHILE RITA MORENO SANG "THE SOUND OF MUSIC"

by Anonymousreply 13612/24/2012

Jesus Christ -- when did gay men get so sanctimonious about sex?? Sounds like most of you are jealous trolls who nobody would want to fuck.

And I thought lesbians were bad.

by Anonymousreply 13712/24/2012

Probably about 1982-83 for those of us older than 40 R137.

by Anonymousreply 13812/24/2012

[quote]But it's ok to judge the 'prudes' oh, open minded one? Or is it open holed one?

Judging someone for being a prude or, in your case, an idiot, is different from the moralistic attacks on OP's sex life.

by Anonymousreply 13912/24/2012

[quote]OP represents the sexual freedom that defines gay life! You're all just a bunch of self loathing Marys. Get out a suck a little cock - it'll do you good. OP is what we're fighting for and who we are!

Amen, brother!

by Anonymousreply 14012/24/2012

Prunes and pears need not apply!

by Anonymousreply 14112/24/2012

R116 aka OP - i for one would turn you down flat out, sight unseen. Guaranteed 100%. So i dont care if you look like (fill in the hunky celeb) there is no way i would stick my cock in that banged out hole. And its very doubtful that I would even let you blow me. Too much bacteria for me. Bleck!

by Anonymousreply 14212/24/2012

[quote]This is why I don't do hookups, the fact that people sleep with everyone else is just nasty. I'd prefer to stay celibate and use my hand then get an std.[/quote]

A friend told me that he was having a beer in a leather bar, when a cruisy tweak started rubbing up on the guy next to him. The CT pulled the guy's big, hard dick out, dropped his own pants, and backed right onto it.

CT finished his business, disembarked, and moved on.

Not five minutes later, some new tweak came cruising by and, without checking eye color, got on his knees and went a'slurping.

by Anonymousreply 14312/24/2012

r143, doll, what on earth is a tweak?

by Anonymousreply 14412/24/2012

Twink

by Anonymousreply 14512/24/2012

Seriously, get it while you can.

I wish I had been more open and less concerned with other people's morals.

Now, I am not getting sex at all and miss it.

Ignore the haters. They are probably all homely and/or maladjusted.

by Anonymousreply 14612/24/2012

[quote] i for one would turn you down flat out, sight unseen. Guaranteed 100%. So i dont care if you look like (fill in the hunky celeb) there is no way i would stick my cock in that banged out hole. And its very doubtful that I would even let you blow me. Too much bacteria for me. Bleck!

How would you know? I doubt he puts "7 guys in x days" on his profile?

by Anonymousreply 14712/24/2012

"A friend told me that he was having a beer in a leather bar, when a cruisy tweak started rubbing up on the guy next to him. The CT pulled the guy's big, hard dick out, dropped his own pants, and backed right onto it.

CT finished his business, disembarked, and moved on.

Not five minutes later, some new tweak came cruising by and, without checking eye color, got on his knees and went a'slurping."

I saw this kind of stuff going on in certain places in Orlando when I still went to Gay Days and Bear Bust events here, so I have little doubt that so-called banged-out hole bottom got fucked 7 times in 1 day or 1 weekend. The popular thing here for a long time is double penetration...bareback preferred, of course.

I prefer to keep my hole clean, tight, and very low-mileage. Those sloppy bottoms' tops are bound to know they're diving into well-used cesspools. What do you guys think?

by Anonymousreply 14812/24/2012

... at the Parliament House, no?

by Anonymousreply 14912/24/2012

I think they know what they are, no matter how much they protest. I hope they find some dignity but I suspect they'll just wind up old and alone.

by Anonymousreply 15012/24/2012

The only difference between these sad sacks and Peter Pan is that Peter Pan didn't hate himself and Peter Pan wasn't a whore.

by Anonymousreply 15112/24/2012

“One ought to examine himself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others.”

-Molière

by Anonymousreply 15212/24/2012

ROTFLMAO @ Miss R142. Honey, do you take a detailed sex history under oath of each person you sleep with? How the fuck do you know your last hook up wasn't with someone sluttier than OP?

by Anonymousreply 15312/24/2012

WW for R151! Thanks for the chuckle!

by Anonymousreply 15412/24/2012

Ding, ding, ding....and there she is @ R150. Our resident "You'll die alone" concern troll. Took you long enough to show up, dear. Were you out shopping for Precious Moments figurines all day?

by Anonymousreply 15512/24/2012

r113, I don't fight for that kind of self-loathing, thoughtless substance less self indulgence. It's deplorable behaviour. Gluttonous. Inhumane and nihilistic. if you think that defines the gay experience, you must be damaged.

by Anonymousreply 15612/24/2012

My reply line is screwed up, so here goes:

The Parliament House has changed ownership several times since I've been in Orlando, and the current owners are strictly against lewd activities there now and actively enforce that policy. However, early on I saw interesting as well as vile things go on there...I'll never set foot in that hell hole again. Potential visitors: please do not be fooled by that "world's largest gay resort" crap.

At the now-defunct Full Moon Saloon during one Bear Bust, I saw a hunky stud sitting (or rather bouncing) on a bar stool in the backyard with his hard dick out just servicing bottoms like an assembly line. Most "hardcore stuff" I saw occurred at private parties to which "friends" had invited me, but I was never the type to stay around and participate. Before I moved here, I didn't know it was physically possible for a guy to really fuck himself!

by Anonymousreply 15712/24/2012

I am so glad that my parents raised me not to judge others. They are two 'love everybody' hippies who teach at a major university. I think being around youth, not only keeps them young but allows them to not get caught up in a bunch of moralistic tripe.

They taught me that the only sex that was wrong was the kind forced on someone. There is nothing wrong with what consenting adults do.

The guy who gets gangbanged by 12 guys a night, has as much value as the virgin who is saving it for marriage.

by Anonymousreply 15812/24/2012

No one here is arguing that guys should stay virgins until marriage, r158. The question is not whether the twelve times banged is of value - the question is how much he values himself. Given that OP had to start a thread so he could receive validation, chastising, and attention - I'm guessing he doesn't have a strong foundation of self esteem.

by Anonymousreply 15912/24/2012

Do you similarly lecture DL'ers who post here about what they plan to cook for Christmas dinner, R159? Are they lacking self esteem too?

by Anonymousreply 16012/24/2012

If a guy loses five games of tennis over a weekend and still enjoys tennis, does that mean he's lacking in self esteem? Fucking is sport, it's recreation.

The idea that sex must involve love is bullcrap from religions.

by Anonymousreply 16112/24/2012

I'm glad someone besides me it's getting laid!!!!

by Anonymousreply 16212/24/2012

Am I the only one that's gonna comment on the OP uing the term condom Nazi? Is that a real term since when?! Using a condom for sex outside of a serious relationship should be par for course for every gay man, especially as a bottom OP. That behavior should be applauded,wtf is condom Nazi shit?!

by Anonymousreply 16312/24/2012

No one mentioned love, r161. That is your own projection. I guess losing all those tennis games has left you feeling a tad defensive.

by Anonymousreply 16412/25/2012

YOU want to talk about projection, R164? Really? LMAO! You're projecting your bullshit all over this thread making assumptions about the 'self esteem' of people with active sex lives.

by Anonymousreply 16512/25/2012

Actually, what I posted was that this thread makes the OP's self esteem questionable. Not the sex. If it satisfied him why post about it? You seem a little touchy on this subject.

by Anonymousreply 16612/25/2012

[quote]No one mentioned love, R161. That is your own projection.

Reading this quote, R164, it was an easy guess that you posted virgins-marriage at R159.

by Anonymousreply 16712/25/2012

Right you are, r167. There were actually other words in the sentence. It was my first post, though r165 is certain I've been preaching all over the thread.

In both cases, I point out that the "prude" straw man is not real - no one is saying people shouldn't have sex outside of marriage or love. If someone has to invent sex negative positions to feel sex positive, there's probably more to it than sex.

by Anonymousreply 16812/25/2012

[quote]no one is saying people shouldn't have sex outside of marriage or love.

Yet you inserted the idea of virgins-marriage. Now, you're trying to twist yourself away from that with your claim "no one is saying..." Keep twisting. It's clear where you're coming from.

by Anonymousreply 16912/25/2012

This is getting tedious, r169. I was directly quoting the last sentence on the post right above mine.

by Anonymousreply 17012/25/2012

This EST is doing quite well.

Moral outrage!

Horrific whoredom!

Jealous Qweens!

Sanctimonious ass hats!

Judgmental marys!

Sisters of slutdom!

by Anonymousreply 17112/25/2012

R167, you never answered my question about people who come here to post their holiday recipes. Are they seeking validation to fill a void in their lives? Do they suffer from low self esteem? Why come to DL to seek approval and feedback from others about what you plan to serve on Christmas eve unless you are an insecure attention whore? What say you Dr. Phil?

by Anonymousreply 17212/25/2012

Oops, sorry R167. My post was directed to R166/R170.

by Anonymousreply 17312/25/2012

My answer? See any Galloping Gourmet thread.

by Anonymousreply 17412/25/2012

It could be an est r171 but it really isn't that unbelievable, I have hooked up with more than one guy in the same day before. If you are in a slutty phase in the right environment its not really that hard.

by Anonymousreply 17512/25/2012

And God bless us, Evvvery one!

by Anonymousreply 17612/25/2012

Lucky for those who own stock in Depends undergarments. Unlucky for your poor obliterated asshole.

by Anonymousreply 17702/04/2013

I hope you took pictures for your holiday cards!

by Anonymousreply 17802/04/2013

I remember reading this story when it first got here. I have literally zero judgment negative or positive regarding this. I mean, it's your prerogative, your sex life, and your asshole. I think the negative feedback is overbearing. White knighting. There isn't any point to act like moral avengers here. With that being said, I don't think I'd fuck a guy knowing he did this anytime in the recent past. It would take a bit for me to consider getting with him, because it makes me think "loose".

by Anonymousreply 17902/04/2013

You're a whore...and your hole stinks bad...real bad.

by Anonymousreply 18002/07/2013

OP, while I don't really have too much of an issue with your sexual practices (at least you used protection) you're still a whore. Just admit it, be proud of it, and bend over.

by Anonymousreply 18102/07/2013

OP = Rich Juzriak

by Anonymousreply 18202/07/2013

What are your plans for Valentines Day, OP?

by Anonymousreply 18302/07/2013

Congratulations, your official a cheap whore, darling. Now take your buttplug award home and sit on it. As a bonus prize we also got you a years supply of Depends.

by Anonymousreply 18402/14/2013

[quote}Congratulations, your official a cheap whore, darling.

And "your official" illiterate.

by Anonymousreply 18502/14/2013

Oh, dear. ^^

by Anonymousreply 18602/14/2013

How was Valentines Day, OP?

by Anonymousreply 18702/15/2013

[quote]How was Valentines Day, OP?

I believe that OP refers to it as just "VD."

by Anonymousreply 18802/15/2013

OP obviously has no self-esteem and is trying to fill the void in his life with sex. Too bad....

by Anonymousreply 18902/15/2013

And behavior like OP's is precisely why AIDS spread like wild-fire in the gay community in the 1980s and 1990s while it really did not affect the straight community in the US. Africa in the 2000s is another story.

by Anonymousreply 19002/15/2013

...And then you woke up.

by Anonymousreply 19102/15/2013

I fucked two guys this week one white one black man is big white guy is pierced it ws awesome

by Anonymousreply 19207/26/2013

Damn maaa. It's okay. Sex is amazing. Keep doin what u doin

by Anonymousreply 19311/02/2013

As an AIDS researcher, this thread makes me wonder why I bother. Then I remember, all infected with HIV aren't crud.

by Anonymousreply 19411/02/2013

if u wana get it again let me know ill take the last spot on the train lol

by Anonymousreply 19501/31/2014

The OP is a troll, you idiots. He didn't get fucked 7 times by 5 different times this weekend. He's probably still a virgin. Jesus, you people will believe anything. Anything!

by Anonymousreply 19601/31/2014

You got fucked by more men, and more times, in one weekend than I have in my entire life. And I'm pushing 50.

by Anonymousreply 19701/31/2014

Are you a male or a female, or a little of both? How many times have you been treated to STDS?

by Anonymousreply 19802/02/2014

Why do not you try more to have bigger holes all the time...

by Anonymousreply 19903/08/2014

I reckon you should stop doing that because you could get aids and there are many more diseases you could get

by Anonymousreply 20009/20/2014

You're a darlin', WHORE!

by Anonymousreply 20109/20/2014

I think that's awesome!!!!!! I'm chatting with.a women in Georgia. Same interest. I thinks it's awesome

by Anonymousreply 20210/17/2014

Tex me. On kik. Rob36361

by Anonymousreply 20310/17/2014

have fun and fuck the slutshamers!

by Anonymousreply 20412/24/2014

Go for 8 OP.

by Anonymousreply 20512/26/2014

This thread is 2 years old, he's prolly had 800 since then.

by Anonymousreply 20612/26/2014

"This thread is 2 years old, he's prolly had 800 since then."

Or died of AIDS.

by Anonymousreply 20712/26/2014

And you think this is something to brag about?

He is fat, R16, an it's the first time in twenty years that his hole had a visitor(s).

When he came down from his vodka and K-y martini high, he discovered missing cash and electronics, and a twenty year old box of unopened condoms on his nightstand. Oops!

by Anonymousreply 20812/26/2014

I hope you get big, fat interior anal warts that have to be carved out of you in a hospital, you dirty, dirty slut.

by Anonymousreply 20912/26/2014

The way this is written, I can tell it's not real and don't believe it. Apparently you actually had a very boring holiday, and this is how you're coping. 200 comments isn't too shabby, so I gotta ask - did it work?

by Anonymousreply 21012/26/2014

OP, there are things that people want to know about you. Is your bedroom door a turnstile? Does your bed post have a ticket dispenser? Does your bedroom have a velvet rope to ensure that no one cuts in line? Are there landing lights plastered to your stomach? Do you buy viagra in bulk? Do you have an exclusive contract with Trogans? Are you officially registered as a Public Utility? Are there sock burns on the back of your neck? Do you brush your teeth with Pennicillan?

Inquiring minds want to know.

by Anonymousreply 21112/26/2014

How many men has OP had since posting this two years ago? Hundreds or thousands?

by Anonymousreply 21212/26/2014

"How many men has OP had since posting this two years ago? Hundreds or thousands?"

I don't think he's had ANY. I think his sex life is all in his imagination. Obviously.

by Anonymousreply 21312/26/2014

Choosy Mothers Choose JIF

I mention it because you sound like you are particularly choosy about you drops a load in your arse.

by Anonymousreply 21412/26/2014

r1 was brilliant.

by Anonymousreply 21512/26/2014

Don't listen to them. I'm a guy and I think that's pretty awesome. People always making labels and what's it to them if you fuck 5 guys or 50. You should keep doing what u want. Next time you can try 5 at once maybe. Ppl can call that what they will but it's just hot to me

by Anonymousreply 21605/03/2015

still alive?

by Anonymousreply 21704/09/2016
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