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Greetings From The Christmas Mouse

Hello my friends, I am the Christmas Mouse. My heart is filled with joy. I am sending you every good wish for your happiness this Holiday Season. Remember to be kind to one another. Please stay warm and drink lots of cocoa. I love you all.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 5612/26/2014

I love you Christmas mouse.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 112/23/2012

I love you too, Christmas Mouse. I'm sad this Christmas.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 212/23/2012

It's so nice to have you back, CM.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 312/23/2012

I love you christmas mouse! Are you a vegetarian?

by The Christmas Mouse reply 412/23/2012

Merry merry Mr. Christmas Mouse! Christmas has officially arrived.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 512/23/2012

Where's the Liza "Silver Belsh" thread this year? Oh, yeah, I love you too Christmas Mouse.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 612/23/2012

Be patient with Liza -- she passed out at The Pig while making a run for Schlitz and toaster pastries.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 712/23/2012

What kind of Christmas tree do you have, Christmas Mouse - plastic, aluminum, or wood?

by The Christmas Mouse reply 812/23/2012

Answer the question, mouse.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 912/23/2012

This rodent is an impostor!

by The Christmas Mouse reply 1012/23/2012

Back atcha CM! I'm glad you showed up.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 1112/23/2012

Merry Christmas, Christmas Mouse ...I toast you with a wee cup of piping-hot cocoa and the best wishes of the season ....

by The Christmas Mouse reply 1212/23/2012

R2 - i'm sending you love from across the miles ...this too shall pass.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 1312/23/2012

does Christmas Mouse want to play with my cat? Meow!

by The Christmas Mouse reply 1412/23/2012

I love you too Christmas mouse!

by The Christmas Mouse reply 1512/23/2012

Wish I could send you a nice cheese place, CM.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 1612/23/2012

i thought i noticed droppings in my kitchen. how merry to have you back.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 1712/23/2012

Hello, Christmas Mouse!

by The Christmas Mouse reply 1812/23/2012

Hello, CM! : )

by The Christmas Mouse reply 1912/24/2012

Happy Christmas, Christmas Mouse!

So good to have you here!

by The Christmas Mouse reply 2012/24/2012

Don't worry about the cheese Christmas Mouse, your love and kind words are enough. I raise my mug of cocoa sprinkled with cinnamon & marshmallow to you.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 2112/24/2012

Christmas Mouse, how many of your brethren were killed by Sandy?

by The Christmas Mouse reply 2212/24/2012

This is not the real Christmas Mouse. The real CM would have been here by now.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 2312/24/2012

Alas, I believe r23 is correct. The real Christmas Mouse would offer us comfort and joy.

But I am the Christmas Vole, and wish you all the Happiest of Holidays!

by The Christmas Mouse reply 2512/24/2012

bump, you unloved mf

by The Christmas Mouse reply 2612/24/2012

I love you, Christmas Mouse. Thank you for being here this year.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 2712/24/2012

Well even if it wasn't Christmas Mouse, it was very good of *this* mouse to step up. His sweet message made people feel better and I am sure that was his deepest intention since people were asking for Christmas Mouse.

He is a fine Christmas Mouse in his own right.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 2812/24/2012

Merry Christmas, Christmas mouse to you and to your Christmas mouse elves!!!

by The Christmas Mouse reply 2912/24/2012

It is sad that the appearance of Christmas Mouse on DL is the best present I will get this year. Thanks, CM!

Feel you, R2.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 3012/24/2012

People were so incredibly horrible to CM last year that he probably gave up.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 3112/24/2012

R30 my friends and family live far away from me so you are not alone, Christmas Mouse is a big gift.

I find it helps to find a X-Mas service or midnight mass of caroling. Often the stories are the best that religion has to offer, not nasty sermons about how everyone is a sinner.

The songs are amazingly uplifting, you connect with real people in a joyous way & I guarantee many will be there for the same reason you are, NOT the dogma. Here's one of my favorite choir pieces.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 3212/24/2012

I love you too Merry Mr Christmas Mouse.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 3312/24/2012

Fuck you in da mouth, R22.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 3412/24/2012

Christmas Mouse, how is your Christmas Eve going? Do you have a fire going while you're downing some hot chocolate?

by The Christmas Mouse reply 3512/24/2012

Mary, your little Datalounge friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Mary, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Mary, there is a Christmas Mouse. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Christmas Mouse! It would be as dreary as if there were no Marys. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence

We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Christmas Mouse! You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the hearths on Christmas Eve to catch Christmas Mouse, but even if you did not see the Christmas Mouse drinking cocoa, what would that prove? Nobody sees Christmas Mouse, but that is no sign that there is no Christmas Mouse. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Mary, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Christmas Mouse! Thank God! He lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Mary, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 3612/25/2012

Christmas Mouse, I hope you are warm and cozy on this white Christmas!

by The Christmas Mouse reply 3712/25/2012

Did you sleep well Christmas Mouse, all warm and snugly?

by The Christmas Mouse reply 3812/25/2012

Where's the "Like" button? I want a Like button for R36. W&W isn't enough.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 3912/25/2012

R39, with minor changes that is the famous "Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa Claus" editorial first published in the New York Sun in 1897.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 4012/25/2012

Love you too.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 4112/25/2012

Yes, I know. That's why I like the way it was adapted to the DL Christmas Mouse. When I was age 12, I got a scrapbook/photo album for Christmas and the first page contained a copy of the "If you see it in the Sun..." Virginia O'Hanlon story and "Yes, Virginia" editorial.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 4212/25/2012

I love you, too, Christmas Mouse. Enjoy the holidays!

by The Christmas Mouse reply 4312/25/2012

Happy 4th day of Christmas, CM. Now you've got six French hens and six turtledoves to go with today's birds.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 4412/28/2012

R44, aren't you afraid that they'll eat Christmas Mouse?

by The Christmas Mouse reply 4512/28/2012

What a lovely mouse! Greetings to you too.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 4612/28/2012

Did you get the five golden rings I sent, Christmas Mouse?

by The Christmas Mouse reply 4712/29/2012

Christmas Mouse, what do you think of the cunt troll?

by The Christmas Mouse reply 4801/02/2013

I received a late e-card that featured the Christmas Mouse today!

by The Christmas Mouse reply 4901/02/2013

Are you avoiding the nine ladies dancing today?

by The Christmas Mouse reply 5001/02/2013

Eleven pipers piping on this eleventh day of Christmas.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 5101/04/2013

Christmas greetings to the millions of people who are celebating their Christmas today. (December 25th is not the only date for Christmas.)

by The Christmas Mouse reply 5201/07/2013

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by The Christmas Mouse reply 5312/25/2014

Why are there no mice celebrated in the Twelve Days Of Christmas?

by The Christmas Mouse reply 5412/25/2014

You failed us, Christmas Mouse!!!

by The Christmas Mouse reply 5512/25/2014

Happy 2nd Day of Christmas, CM.

by The Christmas Mouse reply 5612/26/2014
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