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Is Toure doable?


by Anonymousreply 5401/15/2013

The late president of Guinea was not a handsome man, but quite sincere, I understand.

by Anonymousreply 112/21/2012

Don't let cliche cultural programming determine for you who's attractive or not.

If you're ambivalently attracted the guy just go with your gut.

BTW...he's doable.

Feel better?

by Anonymousreply 212/21/2012

OH, I thought you meant YaYa...

by Anonymousreply 312/21/2012

details please R2

by Anonymousreply 412/21/2012

His brother Kolo might be more doable as he likes to keep a trim figure, R3.

by Anonymousreply 512/21/2012

Only if you bring a roll of duct tape.

by Anonymousreply 612/21/2012

OP = Toure

by Anonymousreply 712/21/2012

Which one? Kolo Toure, Yaya Toure or the American one? The first two are. The American one is fugly and definitely isn't.

by Anonymousreply 812/22/2012

Mel Toure? The singer?

by Anonymousreply 912/22/2012

The annoying guy with the big hair? Only if he shuts his big mouth.

by Anonymousreply 1012/22/2012

I think he's blazing hot.

by Anonymousreply 1112/22/2012

I agree with r11. Hot guy, and smart.

by Anonymousreply 1212/22/2012

He's not smart.

Most of what he has to say is banal, clichèd.

And the affected accent, the posh pronunciation, is excruciating.

Note how he rarely looks at the camera straight on. Instead he positions himself into a 3/4 pose.

He's a bore.

by Anonymousreply 1312/22/2012

I used to like Toure, but he acts like a bitch ass too often.

by Anonymousreply 1412/22/2012

The answer is YES YES YES! My gosh is he ever doable. Double doable. All day all night doable. From behind doable. Till my hands make stars in the sheets doable. Faint when I come doable. Toure is so doable.

by Anonymousreply 1512/22/2012


by Anonymousreply 1612/22/2012

Hell yeah. Winnable too.

by Anonymousreply 1712/22/2012

Yaya and Kolo are brothers and most certainly not American.

by Anonymousreply 1812/22/2012

He has great lips.

by Anonymousreply 1912/22/2012

Perhaps when first seen, silent. Once he opens that mouth and reveals how hip/culture clever/smart he thinks he is, no.

Actually that whole cycle crew is enough to turn one away from humanity.

by Anonymousreply 2012/22/2012

So which Toure are we talking about? The American one or the African Toure brothers?

by Anonymousreply 2112/27/2012

I think it is spelled "Tours", OP.

And yes, it is doable in a day.

Obviously, if you want to see some of the big chateaux (Chambord, Chenonceau, etc.), you will need 3-4 days.

Hope this helps.

by Anonymousreply 2212/27/2012

Toure is a queen pure and simple. He must be on the downlow. Either that or he has the hots for that right wing hussy, SE Cupp. There's something about the way they interact together,like they are both familiar with each other's nether regions!

by Anonymousreply 2312/27/2012

Name: Toure (born Toure Neblett)

Age: 41

Nationality: American

Employer: MSNBC

Occupation: Journalist; Political Pundit; Cultural Critic; Novelist

Basic Salary: ?

Known for: A tendency for bitchiness and race-baiting

by Anonymousreply 2412/27/2012

Name: Kolo Toure (born Kolo Habib Toure)

Age: 31

Nationality: Ivorian

Employer: Manchester City Football Club

Occupation: Soccer Star

Basic Salary: GBP £4.68 Million

Known for: Insecurity about weight. Obsession with staying slim and trim.

by Anonymousreply 2512/27/2012

Name: Yaya Toure (born Gnégnéri Yaya Touré)

Age: 29

Nationality: Ivorian

Employer: Manchester City Football Club

Occupation: Soccer Star

Basic Salary: USD $15 Million

Known for: African footballer of the year 2012.

by Anonymousreply 2612/27/2012

Yaya is also 6' 4" and a big Whitney Houston fan.

by Anonymousreply 2712/27/2012

The Toure brothers together.

by Anonymousreply 2812/27/2012

angry anus

by Anonymousreply 2912/27/2012

He would be hot if he lifted weights

by Anonymousreply 3012/28/2012

I'll take the Kolo Toure

by Anonymousreply 3112/28/2012

SE Cupp and TOURE are very sexy

by Anonymousreply 3212/28/2012

Loud mouth. Thinks he's a latterday Stokely Carmichael.

Toure is very impressed with Toure.

by Anonymousreply 3312/28/2012

I'm not sure, OP. Could you be a bit more vague?

by Anonymousreply 3412/28/2012

I hear he wears his pubes in the same style as his cranial hair.

by Anonymousreply 3512/28/2012

If he's so militant, why did he marry a woman of middle-eastern descent?

by Anonymousreply 3612/28/2012

Since the OP still hasn't confirmed which Toure we're discussing:

DJ Toure releases video from forthcoming album.

by Anonymousreply 3712/29/2012

Kolo Toure is off the market. Recently got married.

by Anonymousreply 3801/06/2013

Enough with the common Eurotrash "footballers"; go start your own thread.

The AMERICAN Toure is who the OP meant and he is blazingly hot and very doable OP.

I love his tweets, he is so spot-on sometimes. A few weeks ago when a news post circulated saying Ben Affleck decided he would not go for John Kerry's Senate seat, he prefaced his retweet with the words "No one is sad"

by Anonymousreply 3901/06/2013

Toure is way fine. And he's got the goods too.

by Anonymousreply 4001/06/2013

Took 39 posts for you to spell out r39. just know there other, richer, more famous Toure's in the world.

by Anonymousreply 4101/06/2013

Yes, yes! You know he has size meat!

by Anonymousreply 4201/06/2013

r39 = Toure!

Toure is a nice looking guy but I would still bitch slap his face if I ever met him. He's a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 4301/06/2013


No one would ever remember a Toure tweet from weeks ago, so you're really giving yourself away.

by Anonymousreply 4401/06/2013

If you're trying to convince us he's hot, that is not a good picture.

by Anonymousreply 4501/06/2013

R43 Everything you said was incorrect except for one thing..Toure is a cunt!He's fug, a windbag and a self important hipster but he will always remain a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 4601/06/2013

By "the American one" do you mean the guy on MSNBC? If so, nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

by Anonymousreply 4701/06/2013

Good gawd NO!

Some of you guys have taste in men that must come from constant exposure to social media, television, porno, etc., and no significant contact with the real world.

by Anonymousreply 4801/06/2013

Is any of the Toures doable, r48?

by Anonymousreply 4901/06/2013

Infinitely doable!

by Anonymousreply 5001/06/2013

The walking definition of self-absorbed.

by Anonymousreply 5101/06/2013


by Anonymousreply 5201/11/2013

Hotter than a barefoot walk on the sun. I would do him like it's 1999!

by Anonymousreply 5301/15/2013

The brothers are ok, but the fem American TV host is NOT doable.

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