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Which one would you like to get into some "Oz"-style action with?

by Anonymousreply 6601/02/2014

Frederick Carpinello was arrested on 10/14/12 for obstruction of justice, purchasing alcohol for a minor and public indecency -- nudity. That must have been a fun pat down.

by Anonymousreply 312/21/2012

I've already chosen more than 8 of them. So, I'm quitting while I'm ahead.

by Anonymousreply 412/21/2012

The Reece dude looks like he should be a model or something. He'd be my first pick.

by Anonymousreply 512/21/2012

This dude has total BDF

by Anonymousreply 612/21/2012

Frederick got good and hard during my 3 finger cavity inspection

by Anonymousreply 712/21/2012

Read some of the charges on those guys. Almost all of it is drug possession.

Then there's Demarko Huntley. He's been in prison for six years for driving on a suspended license and running a stop sign. That's fucking insane.

by Anonymousreply 812/22/2012

I like 19 year old Dustin Aldrich. He looks like he is someone's bitch.

by Anonymousreply 912/22/2012

Hot! Hot! Hot!

by Anonymousreply 1012/22/2012

Something tells me that by the time this guy gets out, his hole will match his ears.

by Anonymousreply 1112/22/2012

Clearly I need to be volunteering at my local jail instead of some nasty bar.

by Anonymousreply 1212/22/2012

R5, I thought the same thing!

by Anonymousreply 1312/22/2012

Randall Crumbley, Tyler Spears, Reece Ruether and Graison Johnson are my favorites. Graison's probably the most handsome to me, but Randall looks big and burly and would make a good daddy. Dustin Aldrich is also probably hot, but there's something off about the picture.

by Anonymousreply 1412/22/2012

These mugshot threads always inspire me to look up some old lovers who were genuine thugs. Two of three are now in prison.

The first one never kissed but slept up against me spoon style with his arm over my side. 5'10", slim but muscular, super wide shoulders and a small waist. I remember thinking how good his breathing felt on the back of my neck. Motto: "One in, one out." He always got that and more, if he wanted.

The second was huge, about 6'5" and heavily muscled. He got a charge out of doing push-ups and sit-ups for me. And he kissed, as in making out on the couch, and a lot more. He kissed while we were fucking, too, and talked the filthiest talk I've ever heard. Very sweet to me. He loved having me ride his dick while we kissed and I played with his nipples.

They're both in a Florida State Prison as we speak, one for aggravated battery (he'll be gone for a while, third violent crime) and the other for grand theft. Needless to say, both were in violation of probation.

And both, needless to say, had bodies like gods and dicks like mules. I'm not exactly waving my hankie at the prison gates, but I'll never forget them.

The last one was Eddie, not just a thug, but a gangster, and crazy as a shit house rat. Slim, toned, covered with tattoos, just under 6', enormous uncut dick. Maybe being in a gang and being gay/bi made him more paranoid, in his case about computers monitoring him. We were together off and on over five years. There was no pretense about his sexual feelings, he loved getting fucked and sucking my dick. I loved Eddie, but eventually I couldn't take his paranoia any more. I can't find any mugshots from the last several years. Maybe he's dead.

I hope not. Maybe he went straight.

by Anonymousreply 1512/22/2012

Look up Graison Johnson's FB account. Lots of nice pix. Unfortunately, he and his friends are homophobic and racists ("fags" and n words being used).


by Anonymousreply 1612/22/2012

the reality is that most prisoners look more like this:

by Anonymousreply 1712/22/2012

Men in Georgia either work at PF chang's in Alpharetta or they are in prison.

by Anonymousreply 1812/22/2012

Sorry, but any man with hair that looks like a macramé plant hanger is automatically disqualified from being a hunk.

by Anonymousreply 1912/22/2012

Hot thick neck

Improper lane change, DUI

Poor schmuck.


by Anonymousreply 2112/22/2012


I always enjoy your posts.

by Anonymousreply 2212/22/2012

R15, is your name Laqueesha?

by Anonymousreply 2312/22/2012

R23 w&w

Funny but racist, not very, just a little.

by Anonymousreply 2412/22/2012

Frederick Carpinello looks like he'd throw a mean fuck.

by Anonymousreply 2512/22/2012

r15, you are too much, dude.

by Anonymousreply 2612/22/2012

Remember, the OP link is not a representative look at Georgia arrests, but profiles that have been tagged as "hunks." Check out the "Beat Up," "Scary," and "WTF" categories too.

by Anonymousreply 2712/22/2012

The guy R5 identified, Reece, actually has a profile on Explore Talent. So maybe he has done modeling.

by Anonymousreply 2812/22/2012

Boris must be a blast at parties

by Anonymousreply 2912/22/2012

R29 - Boris looks like he'd be a mean fuck too. Average in size, but knows how to thrust right

by Anonymousreply 3012/22/2012

r21 LOL. Korey! Indeed.

by Anonymousreply 3112/22/2012

Hey y'all, look who I found!

by Anonymousreply 3212/22/2012

[quote]Remember, the OP link is not a representative look at Georgia arrests, but profiles that have been tagged as "hunks." Check out the "Beat Up," "Scary," and "WTF" categories too.

Who organized these mugshots that way? That site appears to be a Georgia state official site ("org"). Surely the gov't doesn't label some as "hunks"!

by Anonymousreply 3312/22/2012

Andrew Leaf = most likely to given a girl name by his bull daddy

by Anonymousreply 3412/22/2012

Take two:

by Anonymousreply 3512/22/2012

R5, r28, I'm totally on board the Reece train! Nice and tall! I'm dreaming of his pits, bush and cock! Oh, hell, throw in his hairy-cracked ass, as well...

by Anonymousreply 3612/22/2012 isn't a government site; otherwise it'd have a .gov domain.

And now, some hunky Bama jailbirds.

by Anonymousreply 3712/22/2012

In Florida, they arrest real porn stars.

by Anonymousreply 3812/22/2012

Does it ever bother anyone else that so many people share the same taste in men as you do? It bugs the hell out of me; all I can think is, could you please just find some ugly slob attractive, and leave these so-called hunks to me?

by Anonymousreply 3912/22/2012

I like Troy Brumfield. If I'm going to be raped in prison I want it to be done by a hung colored guy.

by Anonymousreply 4012/22/2012

That's Marcel Rodriguez @R38. He's a straight physique model, not a porn star, although he occasionally poses nude. Recently did a prison stint for beating up/stalking his girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 4112/22/2012

[quote]Hey y'all, look who I found!

The only thing funnier about that post, R32, is that her weight is listed as 173 lbs. That must've been the weight they had on file for her first arrest, when she was only a baby heifer.

by Anonymousreply 4212/22/2012

That was the weight of the placenta, R42.

by Anonymousreply 4312/22/2012

[quote]not a porn star, although he occasionally poses nude

He's a "star" of Vista Video and Paragon Men, does nude scenes, for gay audiences. What is your definition of a porn star? He has to do anal on film?

by Anonymousreply 4412/22/2012

Florida wins! I almost exploded like the Chicken Lady imaging all of the hot thug porn I could make with these guys.

by Anonymousreply 4512/22/2012


That's Nickolay Petrov, btw.

by Anonymousreply 4612/22/2012

I want Alabama's Jim Shackleford. Woof!

by Anonymousreply 4712/22/2012

O.M.G.! Is that Marcel in R38's pic? He is beyond hot! What on Earth was he arrested for???

by Anonymousreply 4812/22/2012

I dunno, I think there's a difference between being an "erotic model" and a porn star. Marcel is a tease who never even posed with a boner before his Paragon Men solo vid, and even then he didn't cum on camera.

by Anonymousreply 4912/22/2012

R48, yes, Marcel. As a poster above said, it was a domestic violence charge. Unfortunately, involving a girl, not a guy.

by Anonymousreply 5012/22/2012

It looks like Marcel has eye herpes.

by Anonymousreply 5112/22/2012

That mugshot of Mama June Shannon said she weighed 173 lbs.. Yeah right! That sow's head weighs that much.

by Anonymousreply 5212/22/2012

OK, here are my choices: Jason Millard, Gregory Bell, Johnathon Bradley, John Haverty, Travis McNulty, Michael Kennedy and Corey Westover. That's 7 all of whom need to be taken over my knee for hard spankins til they moan OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW in their Georgia accents. I would form them into a male harem with one or two getting ass-jabbed each night. Maybe some of them would need their butts hammered several times a day. They would attend to my every need and whim and each one would wear a different sexy outfit or uniform of my choice. Johnathon Bradley could wear the cop uniform while Jason Millard could either be a mailman, UPS guy or a baseball player. I would have a selection of paddles to use on their butts on special occasions, otherwise it's OTK with the hand or else a small ping pong paddle. Looking at the names again I guess I gravitate to the Irish types.

I thought about Zachary Miller too, but I think he needs a few years yet, he still looks too boyish for me.

by Anonymousreply 5312/22/2012

Any other hot prisoner sites?

by Anonymousreply 5412/29/2012

SO, has Marcel Rodriguez engaged in male escorting? He has some of the most obsessive, devoted fans despite never having done hardcore porn. His fans lavish him with all sorts of expensive gifts, and I imagine some wealthy ones have waved big money in his face for personal time with him.

by Anonymousreply 5512/30/2012

"... it was a domestic violence charge. Unfortunately, involving a girl, not a guy."

Wow. This is the sickest, weirdest thing I've ever read on DL. 'Unfortunately he beat up a girlfriend instead of a boyfriend.'

Wrong at so many different levels, and really mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 5612/30/2012

Devin Simpson will be on the next season of RuPaul's Drag Race.

by Anonymousreply 5712/30/2012

Turned Out, Part 1

by Anonymousreply 5801/01/2013


by Anonymousreply 5901/02/2014

From what we have seen of people 'in the joint' they look much more like this:

by Anonymousreply 6001/02/2014

As a fantasy gang bang in prison is hot, in real life, no thanks.

by Anonymousreply 6101/02/2014

Benjamin Watson, from Catoosa is gorgeous!

by Anonymousreply 6201/02/2014

R32, it says there that Mama June is 5'8" and weighs 173 lbs. Is that right? I'm the same height and weigh about the same and in no way look obese with 3 chins. In fact, I'm quite fit and workout and train often.

Furthermore, I've noticed that women tend to despair if they weight 155 lbs. If I weight that low, I would look anorexic.

by Anonymousreply 6301/02/2014

This prisoner (Shannon Agofsky) was on Unsolved Mysteries.

He broke into the Bank President house, and forced him at gunpoint to go to the bank at 3AM and loot it.

Then he tied the guy to a chair, that was weighed down with cement. And tossed him over a boat into the water. While he was still alive.

Now he is seeking pen pals. But he is HOT!

by Anonymousreply 6401/02/2014

Serial killer Michael Gargiulo, nice furry chest!

by Anonymousreply 6501/02/2014

R10 - whoa. Extremely hot. I love his hair.

by Anonymousreply 6601/02/2014
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