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Undress the bouncer...

...and make him cum.

by Anonymousreply 12304/20/2016


by Anonymousreply 112/20/2012

I don't get it. I never got him further than his little boxer briefs.

by Anonymousreply 212/20/2012

can you give some hints?

by Anonymousreply 312/20/2012

If you click on "Hi there!" there's an option which says "I want to see all of your body, bud"

From there it's going to bring the other options to undress him.

You have to go back in the dialogue.

by Anonymousreply 412/20/2012

Below the picture is a list of options to take so you can get all his clothes off, make him cum, and either (a) have him bring you to bed to fuck you, or (b) have him take you to a back alley so you can give him a blowjob.

by Anonymousreply 512/20/2012

When you click on "Hi There!" the "I want to see all your body, stud" option is disabled. You guys suck at directions.

by Anonymousreply 612/20/2012

The solution is at the bottom of the linked page.

by Anonymousreply 712/20/2012

That's because you have to undress him first.

Once you complete the options after "People must be intimidated by all of those muscles" you go back under "Hi there!" and "I want to see all your body, stud" will be available.

Don't gorget to touch at every level.

by Anonymousreply 812/20/2012

Mary at R5, below the picture are the "talk", "touch", "sound" and "info" links. To give instructions you need to step through them logically.

Not basically state "There are buttons. Click on them and get his clothes off and make him cum!!!!!"

by Anonymousreply 912/20/2012

Oh, well. That's about as close as I'm ever gonna get to blowin' a hot guy.

by Anonymousreply 1012/20/2012

This is fun but very frustrating. Do you get to see the cock or ass eventually?

by Anonymousreply 1112/20/2012

You people need to get a life if you're undressing a cartoon.

by Anonymousreply 1212/20/2012

I just made him cum!

by Anonymousreply 1312/20/2012

R12, lighten up.

There are other guys: The Builder

by Anonymousreply 1412/20/2012

If you do it right, you move beyond making him cum to having him invite you to go home with you, and there is an animation of him fucking your ass.

by Anonymousreply 1512/20/2012

Oye, R15, yet another way to waste time. Trust, I'll be at this for a while now. This man is suprisingly well endowed...

by Anonymousreply 1612/20/2012

I found the bouncer one totally hot.

by Anonymousreply 1712/20/2012

Where the fuck are the instructions???????!!!

by Anonymousreply 1812/20/2012

Not that I should criticize a game meant for fun but the way you "win" is so not even right from the choices available to try to get some guy to open up to you.

by Anonymousreply 1912/20/2012

the script to follow is just below the animation

Bed Ending: Touch Door Hi, there. Back How's it going, man? People must be intimidated by all those muscles... Do you want me to take your shirt off? Touch: Everything Let me just slide your pants down... Touch Everything Back I want to see all of your body, stud! Here, lemme take that off for you, Sir. Touch Everything Give me that hot load, muscle stud!

Handjob Ending: Touch HUM QLUB, VIP How's it going, man? What's in there? I'd love to get into the club...Can I? Why aren't you at the front entrance? Uhm, is it ok if you take those shades off? Back People must be intimidated by all those muscles... Let me just slide your pants down... Do you want me to take your shirt off? Touch All I want to see all of your body, stud! Here, lemme take that off for you, Sir. Touch All Give me that hot load, muscle stud!

by Anonymousreply 2012/20/2012

There are no instructions for the builder.

by Anonymousreply 2112/20/2012

The builder is a tease! I made him cum several times and he still doesn't take me to bed. Not even a handjob.


by Anonymousreply 2212/20/2012

He has a nice, big, throbbing cock.

by Anonymousreply 2312/20/2012

Now that I got it, I got the builder to blow too.

by Anonymousreply 2412/20/2012

And here's ... The Gardener

by Anonymousreply 2512/20/2012

I keep double clicking and nothing happens! Why? I also keep refreshing....

by Anonymousreply 2612/20/2012

R26, I was confused at first with the script but when they mean "touch everything", you have to press "touch" on the center left and touch all three clickable circles whenever the script tells you to do so.

by Anonymousreply 2712/20/2012

R27 I am in tears, nothing seems to work?? I even unplugged my computer and rebootied it!

by Anonymousreply 2812/20/2012

I love these. Thanks, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2912/20/2012

Now that I've seen most of them, 'The Bouncer' is still the most erotic.

by Anonymousreply 3012/20/2012

The Stripper

by Anonymousreply 3112/20/2012

Finger fuck the Coach

by Anonymousreply 3212/20/2012

How do you make the Builder cum?

by Anonymousreply 3312/20/2012

I can't make any of them work? Why? I been clicking and such for hours

by Anonymousreply 3412/20/2012

The Builder:

You need to strip him off at "You look really capable handling big machines" (click all three options. Then select Touch, touch all three spots and then go Back and click "Your body looks really incredible!" and "You look ready to shoot, man! Got for it!" is available.

Eldergayish, at the Bouncer the steps are listed below. When it instructs you to touch you have to click the hand icon and circles or spots with appear and you need to touch them to go ahead

by Anonymousreply 3512/20/2012

"spots which appear"

by Anonymousreply 3612/20/2012

What are the three best ones, DLers?

by Anonymousreply 3712/20/2012

Kinda hot in a weird way. Would love a real life load as big as these guys shoot!

by Anonymousreply 3812/20/2012

There's a Mailman one but it's in Spanish.

I agree the Bouncer is the best one.

by Anonymousreply 3912/20/2012

The doctor is hot too

by Anonymousreply 4012/20/2012

You can gwt a lot of them here

by Anonymousreply 4112/20/2012

He is naked as a jaybird and his dick is huge. He let me suck him off if I promised not to tell and just this once.

My first try. LOL

by Anonymousreply 4212/20/2012

He squirted all over me and didn't even let me in the club. Asshole.

by Anonymousreply 4312/20/2012

You can fuck the Plumber with a plunger.

Almost all endings at link

by Anonymousreply 4412/20/2012

I get that part of the fantasy is that he's scary and hostile, but it's so weird to me that another part of the fantasy is that he's inarticulate and dumb as a brick.

by Anonymousreply 4512/21/2012

The Blacksmith is a ginger muscle bottom. (Follow the instructions at R44 to see him get his guy-pie plowed.)

by Anonymousreply 4612/21/2012

Surprisingly hot

by Anonymousreply 4712/21/2012

Could someone please link to the others--the cop, the army officer, the detective, the chef, etc.? At the links to get all of them you have to register, and I don't want to have to register.

Many many thanks.

by Anonymousreply 4812/21/2012

Also the quarterback, the police officer, the male nurse...

by Anonymousreply 4912/21/2012

The Lifeguard

by Anonymousreply 5012/21/2012

He squirted a hot load all over me, but said he has had better.

Yeah, right!

by Anonymousreply 5112/21/2012

Almost all of the games are here

If there are too many users you might get locked out temporarily

by Anonymousreply 5212/21/2012

R51 he says that because you haven't reached the top levels. If he finds you good he'll bring you home or a hand job.

Follow the instructions on that page

by Anonymousreply 5312/21/2012

That was fun, OP! Thanks for that link!

by Anonymousreply 5412/21/2012

These are strangely hot. I can't believe some kind of interactive cartoon is getting me hard.

by Anonymousreply 5512/21/2012

LOL, it's fun!

by Anonymousreply 5612/21/2012

How do I get the bouncer to take me to his place? Damn it!

by Anonymousreply 5712/21/2012

Bed Ending:

Press the Touch button and 3 circles show up. Touch circle at the door.

Press Talk button and select "Hi, there."

Press the Back button

Select "How's it going, man?"

Select "People must be intimidated by all those muscles..."

Select: "Do you want me to take your shirt off?"

Press the Touch button: press all 3 circles

Press Talk and select "Let me just slide your pants down... "

Press the Touch button and press all 3 circles there

Press Talk button and then Back

Select "I want to see all of your body, stud!"

Select "Here, lemme take that off for you, Sir."

Press Touch button and all 3 circles there

Press Talk button and select "Give me that hot load, muscle stud! "

The Bouncer will ejaculate and he will bring you to his apartment. Double click to remove all text and animation will start.

Follow these steps.

by Anonymousreply 5812/21/2012


by Anonymousreply 5912/21/2012

The Bouncer's second pair of boxer briefs

by Anonymousreply 6012/21/2012

bump because these are fun

by Anonymousreply 6112/22/2012

The bouncer is a bitch, but he will take you home if you say or do the right things to him.

by Anonymousreply 6212/22/2012

I think that's why the Bouncer is the hottest because he's a bitch and it's fun to strip him. Some of the others are too cordial to be hot.

by Anonymousreply 6312/22/2012

Cordial can be hot.

Has anyone done this with gifs like the stripping santa from years back. I would enjoy a real model more than animation.

by Anonymousreply 6412/22/2012

Yes, cordial can be hot but too cordial is dull. A bit of resistance is fun. The Pirate is too cordial. He's one of my favorites because he's got one of the best drawn bodies of the buff bunch but he's too nice. I like the Librarian because he's confused and yet willing.

by Anonymousreply 6512/22/2012

Now I;ve done some of the others, I like how they have difference ethnicites, hairstyles, and personalities. The bouncer being inarticulate annoyed me, but I like the gruff ones like the police detective and the coach, and some of the sweet-tempered ones like the blacksmith and the male nurse are fun too.

the sexiest one for me in terms of how they're drawn are the blacksmith and the chef.

by Anonymousreply 6612/22/2012

My favorite was the bouncer too.

by Anonymousreply 6712/22/2012

I like The Chef because you can make him fuck himself with a cucumber.

by Anonymousreply 6812/22/2012

A few I still can't find:

The Pro Wrestler

The Skater

The Plumber

The Doctor

The Mailman

The Librarian

Everything else is at r52's link. Could someone provide a link for these last few, please?

by Anonymousreply 6912/22/2012

Where's the librarian?

by Anonymousreply 7012/22/2012

R69 (hot!) the link was posted at R41 but here it is again.

They're listed on the left hand menu

by Anonymousreply 7112/22/2012

Thanks, r71, but whenever I try to download them I get a box that says "Unsupported document type" and I can't open it.

is there a way I can see them on the Internet without having to actually download the files, like I could for all the others at r52?

by Anonymousreply 7212/22/2012

How do I make the games work on my iPad?

by Anonymousreply 7312/22/2012

R72 if you have the file downloaded on your computer than just open them in a browser. Just drag and drop the downloaded file in a browser window. That's what I do.

The files are .swf which are shockwave/flash or flash files. I know that iPad's don't support Flash but I believe there's an app for that. As long as Flash is installed on you computer or iPad or whatever it should work. But the file itself needs to be viewed in a browser or a Flash stand-alone software. BTW, those games are made for iPhones.

If you don't want to do it this way than the files can only be played if they're hosted at a website. Try the link.

Hope this helps.

by Anonymousreply 7412/22/2012

why is everyone so intrigued by this? i thought it was stupid

by Anonymousreply 7512/22/2012

I like the guys who have pubes...the publess animation is sexless to me, despite the fountain of cum.

by Anonymousreply 7612/23/2012

pump it

by Anonymousreply 7712/23/2012

Thanks, r74. I was able to do all the ones I couldn't before.

by Anonymousreply 7812/23/2012

Here's another game.

You have to undress him before the sun rises.

by Anonymousreply 7912/23/2012

Very simple. Just run you cursor up and down on the peen. (It turns into a hand!)

by Anonymousreply 8012/23/2012

Same as above.

by Anonymousreply 8112/23/2012


by Anonymousreply 8212/23/2012

Same for Sssssnake.

by Anonymousreply 8312/23/2012

Just gave my first virtual handjob to Snow @R80!

by Anonymousreply 8412/23/2012

i made him cum. fun!

by Anonymousreply 8512/23/2012

The trick to making this guy cum is rubbing his bare belly a lot as you watch the sap rise in the top left "test tube"....then you can get in his pants.

Make sure you hold down your left cursor button whilst rubbing.

The coat and shirt and boots and socks come off very easily. It is the pants that take some work.

by Anonymousreply 8612/23/2012

Oh, I get it now.

by Anonymousreply 8712/23/2012

R86 that was a hot animation...hairy guy.

by Anonymousreply 8812/24/2012

Why can't real hot guys disrobe that easily? Oh, wait...

by Anonymousreply 8912/24/2012

I'm looking for the intact ones.

by Anonymousreply 9012/24/2012

I loved it! He gushed at least five times.

by Anonymousreply 9112/24/2012

R91, which game are you describing?

by Anonymousreply 9212/24/2012

The one the OP mentioned.

by Anonymousreply 9312/24/2012

Some of the endings to those games

by Anonymousreply 9412/26/2012

Fun link R94

by Anonymousreply 9512/26/2012

I never thought a bunch of cartoons would get me hot and horny, but this thread has provided loads of pleasure. Thanks, OP, for bringing these to our attention, and if any of you have links to other similar sites, please share.

by Anonymousreply 9612/26/2012

I am still trying to make it work? I just keep clicking my mouse.... On my 5th G & T of the morning

by Anonymousreply 9712/26/2012

Bump for Dick Gumshoe's Night Attack. I can almost get him completely naked, there is always just a tiny bit of his underwear covering his balls by the time the sun comes up. If you do manage to get him totally naked, does anything else happen, and are their other games/levels?

by Anonymousreply 9812/27/2012

R98, you make him hard and cum

by Anonymousreply 9912/27/2012

To bad they don't make games like this using those super realistic computer generated men.

by Anonymousreply 10012/28/2012

Yes, R100, and with the faces and bodies of celebrities we all know and love.

by Anonymousreply 10112/28/2012

Dick Gumshoe is not working for me. I can't seem to stop the arrow so he won't wake.

by Anonymousreply 10212/28/2012

R96 I have to admit, when I got to the third animation I ended up pulling my cock out and busting a nut with him!

by Anonymousreply 10312/28/2012

More fun than a barrel of porno videos!

by Anonymousreply 10412/28/2012

God I wish real cum was as thick and ropey and plentiful as it is in these animations... damn!

by Anonymousreply 10512/28/2012

Got all of Mr. Touch & Tease's clothes off and made him jizz. Disappointing load, though, compared with the Humplex dudes.

by Anonymousreply 10612/28/2012

I couldn't get the Dick Gumshoe to work, either.

by Anonymousreply 10712/29/2012

There is a new one, the rock star.

by Anonymousreply 10801/04/2013

I tried finding the guide for the rock star "Levin". Anyone have the answers?

by Anonymousreply 10901/05/2013

Here's the guide for Adam Levine eh I mean the Pop Star

by Anonymousreply 11001/06/2013

Thanks OP. I enjoyed seeing "Levin" get his ass spanked and watch him fuck another guy. Hmmm????

by Anonymousreply 11101/06/2013

I wish it were this easy in real life.

by Anonymousreply 11204/10/2013

These are fun.

by Anonymousreply 11304/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 11404/11/2013

I love the rock star "Levin". Wish they would add another option of him getting screwed in the ass toadd to him screwing an ass and him getting spanked. Fun!

by Anonymousreply 11504/12/2013


by Anonymousreply 11608/06/2013

Can I get these on my iPad?

by Anonymousreply 11708/07/2013


by Anonymousreply 11808/07/2013

I was just thinking about this thread...thanks for whomever bumped it

by Anonymousreply 11908/07/2013

Any new ones?

by Anonymousreply 12001/01/2014

There's 40 in total. My favorites are the Detective, the Quarterback, and the Swimmer.

by Anonymousreply 12101/04/2014

It is time to bump this again, there may be new fun cum shots.

by Anonymousreply 12204/20/2016

Uhhhhhhhhhh, except the link at OP doesn't work.

by Anonymousreply 12304/20/2016
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