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Chris Pratt shows off his Zero Dark Thirty muscles

Big boy!

by Anonymousreply 2302/23/2013

I think Chris is a F O X!! I had a crush when he was pudgy too.

by Anonymousreply 112/19/2012

He looks better with some beef. I was drooling when I saw him all fit-fat on Top Chef last week.

by Anonymousreply 212/19/2012

I agree R2. He was sexy as hell on Top Chef. Since then he has been a masterbatory fav of mine. He looks good here too though.

by Anonymousreply 312/19/2012

DAMN Chris is a hottie. I would drink him dry.

by Anonymousreply 412/19/2012

Damn, that was quick. Didn't he just have his shirt off on P&R a few weeks ago, looking rather rotund? How far in advance do they film?

Not that I'd kick him out of bed either way. He's hot and cuddly.

by Anonymousreply 512/19/2012

Big crush on him! So cute and adorable on p&r. Yes, a bit chunky but not anymore!!!

by Anonymousreply 612/19/2012

This movie was shot awhile ago, between seasons of P&R, so he had enough time to put the chunk back on to play Andy.

by Anonymousreply 712/19/2012

He was on Conan the other night (and showed the pic). He said he stopped working out right after filming end and is now 60 pounds heavier. :-(

by Anonymousreply 812/19/2012

He's obnoxious. And not hot.

by Anonymousreply 912/19/2012

SEXY DADDY! Would you consider Chris a bear?

by Anonymousreply 1012/19/2012

cut or uncut? sure it's very thick

by Anonymousreply 1112/19/2012

Def cut and thick

by Anonymousreply 1212/19/2012

I would lick his shitter.

by Anonymousreply 1312/19/2012

It's pretty sad, when you look at a guy with such a hot body and the first thing you think of is, "Oh my god, looking at his face, just blinded me."

by Anonymousreply 1412/21/2012

Is this the zoo guy on PBS?

by Anonymousreply 1512/21/2012

No, r15. Chris Pratt is on "Parks and Recreation."

Chris Kratt, the PBS animal guy, is morphing into a hot daddy. Would drink his bathwater.

by Anonymousreply 1612/21/2012

His ass is massive, I'd bury my face in it for days!

by Anonymousreply 1712/21/2012

I am kind of surprised that this guy (who plays the good-natured doofus so well on Parks & Rec) is in a movie that has serious buzz as an Oscar contender.

by Anonymousreply 1812/21/2012

heavy through the hip

by Anonymousreply 1912/21/2012

He and Anna Faris are my current favorite Hollywood straight couple.

by Anonymousreply 2012/21/2012

I want to suck this man's fat cock. He was on Leno last night looking fat but fine!

by Anonymousreply 2112/27/2012

Definitely a cutie...

by Anonymousreply 2201/19/2013

He was looking quite fat on this week's Park and Rec.

by Anonymousreply 2302/23/2013
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