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Superman rapes Batman

Does anyone speak Japanese? I'm dying to know what they're saying.

by Anonymousreply 7403/16/2016

Batman: Blue Jeans on fire! Blue jeans on fire!

Superman: Cowboy hamburger. New York! Let's go!

by Anonymousreply 112/17/2012

When you consider how Superman will probably shatter Batman's spine when he ejaculates, the look of resignation in Bruce's face really hits home.

by Anonymousreply 212/17/2012

Superman: My large penis is in you for happy feelings.

Batman: It is not bringing me good luck!

by Anonymousreply 312/17/2012

Why do they look like twins?!

Will the NYTimes wedding troll have something to say?

by Anonymousreply 412/17/2012

I'm creeped out by the Superman and Batman equivalents in The Authority, Apollo and the Midnighter, who are a gay couple. They're both nasty killers, and the Midnighter is a sadist who enjoys fucking a rapist to death with a jackhammer up the ass.

by Anonymousreply 512/17/2012

Unclench, R5. It's a comic book, not fodder for a Comparative Liberal Studies essay at an NYU summer session class.

by Anonymousreply 612/17/2012

R6 clearly hasn't set foot in a university in a while.

by Anonymousreply 712/17/2012

Seriously? It's a little blurry and my Japanese is a bit rusty, but it looks like it says:

Ah, this is great, isn't it, Bruce?

I want you to see that this is the way I am leaving my mark on your insides.


... I see ...

by Anonymousreply 812/17/2012

Superman: Ruthlessly repudiate the running dog lackeys of the imperialist hordes!

Batman: My inside fire burns as does the love of the people for the Dear Leader!

by Anonymousreply 912/17/2012

Thanks R8.

Even the consensual Superman/Batman sex drawings feel icky. They're too similar looking.

One would think there would be more Superman/Jimmy slash, but alas...

by Anonymousreply 1012/17/2012

SUPERMAN: Honor the emperor! May he hold the Chrysanthemum Throne for a full thousand years!

Also, honor the empress! Beloved mother to her people!

BATMAN: .....

...My heart is full of admiration for the imperial couple!...

by Anonymousreply 1112/17/2012

Are the symbols behind Superman's thrusting pelvis the Japanese translation for 'fart' or the 'pphhtttt' noise that somtimes happen during anal penetration??

by Anonymousreply 1212/17/2012

It's impossible to believe Superman would ever be a top (even under the influence of red kryptonite), or that Batman would ever be a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 1312/17/2012

R11 cracked me up.

by Anonymousreply 1412/17/2012

Superman: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as man! Batman: Please sir to do fanservice?

by Anonymousreply 1512/17/2012

Superman: You honor my penis with the tight constriction of your anal orifice!

Batman: It is I who is honored with your penetration.

by Anonymousreply 1612/17/2012

Superman:My first cat was a shelter cat named Bootsie Gumdrops.

Batman:We're so sorry, Cassie.

by Anonymousreply 1712/18/2012


One good day, we will see

Arising a strand of smoke

Over the far horizon on the sea

And then the ship appears

And then the ship is white

It enters into the port, it rumbles its salute.


Do you see it? He is coming!

by Anonymousreply 1812/18/2012

Stop!! Japanese here. This is a translate.

From the top:

「Yeah, great, Bluce」

「I wish I can show you how your organ tangling mine」


「....Don't look...」

by Anonymousreply 1912/18/2012

Please F&F the male rape troll who's been posting the kind of shit for days.

by Anonymousreply 2012/18/2012

R11 Some of Emperor's ancestors were written as gay in history books called "Kiki" written around 8th century by Emperor's famly themselves. Homosexuality were part of culture in Japan until late 19th century.

Commodore Perry and President Fillmore asked Japanese goverment to ban homosexuality if Japan wanted to be looked as "a civilized country". Fucking idiots.

by Anonymousreply 2112/18/2012

R21 = threadkiller.

by Anonymousreply 2212/18/2012

Guys...have you ever raped someone in your life? Please, be honest, you give an anonymous reply anyway. If some of you did that, you felt any kind of remorse after that?

by Anonymousreply 2312/18/2012

R23 = mother of all threadkillers.

by Anonymousreply 2412/18/2012

Why, R23? Why derail the thread with that asinine question?

by Anonymousreply 2512/18/2012

Hey...let's be honest, there are gay guys who rape other guys.

by Anonymousreply 2612/18/2012

[quote]Guys...have you ever raped someone in your life?

Yes, but I had to use Kryptonite to subdue the fucker. Revenge is sweet.

by Anonymousreply 2712/18/2012

Is this where the superhero goes up into the superhero?

by Anonymousreply 2812/18/2012

You know if you look at the picture long enough, there's technically no way Superman could be penetrating Batman unless his cock came out of his navel.

by Anonymousreply 2912/18/2012

What's also sad is that if you look at the other picture in the series, it appears this was a daterape. Here they are just moments before everything went terribly wrong...

by Anonymousreply 3012/18/2012

[quote]Hey...let's be honest, there are gay guys who rape other guys.

And there are lesbians who beat their girlfriends, straight men who do both, and women who kill their children. Your point?

This is clearly a joke thread meant for laughs, Aspy. Get a grip. Are you this socially challenged in person?

by Anonymousreply 3112/18/2012

No way is Batman a bottom (which proves this is rape). Superman pretends to be a top but he's really quite versatile and enjoys bottoming. But he's conflicted about it because he defines himself in uber-masculine terms, hence the need to overpower Batman and take him by force.

by Anonymousreply 3212/18/2012

R31, calm down sweetie! You remind me of these small barking dogs. They get excited and bark all the time! I didn't say anything pejorative about gay guys, i just wondered if someone from DL have ever raped anyone, that's all.

by Anonymousreply 3312/18/2012

Superman: It's all because of you, I'm feeling sad and blue you went away, now my life is just a rainy day and I love you so, how much you'll never know you've gone away and left me lonely.

Batman: MARY!

by Anonymousreply 3412/18/2012


by Anonymousreply 3512/18/2012

R33 = right winger trolling

by Anonymousreply 3612/18/2012

Superman: Me so horny

Batman: Me Love You Long Time

by Anonymousreply 3712/18/2012

But you're wrong, R32. Like a lot of right wing billionaire bullies, Bruce actually likes to be dominated sexually. Especially by a big-dicked twink like me.

by Anonymousreply 3812/18/2012


by Anonymousreply 3902/21/2013

R23/R26/R33/R35 needs to take her "curiosity," shove it up her ass, and waddle back to the donut shop.

by Anonymousreply 4002/21/2013

Just in case you didn't notice it, Superman's red kryptonite ring indicates he is under the unpredictable power of the scarlet mindfuck, and so he likely has overpowered and, yes, raped Batman, who he has punched and abused.

But then Bruce discovers he likes it. And so they continue even when the ring is off.

by Anonymousreply 4102/21/2013

Bite the pillow!

by Anonymousreply 4202/23/2013

This is what happens when I can't sleep.

by Anonymousreply 4302/23/2013

Hur hur.

by Anonymousreply 4402/23/2013

Getting ready to break in Billy Batson. Superman is a FREAK!

by Anonymousreply 4502/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 4612/05/2013

Batman, the bottom guy? How come? I thought he was exclusively straight...

Are there many macho 'men' like Batman who seem very straight and they are bottoms?

by Anonymousreply 4709/19/2014

They don't mention that Batman was in the process of fucking the Invisible Man when Superman swooped down and turned him into a sandwich.

by Anonymousreply 4809/19/2014

Yes but was it rape rape?

by Anonymousreply 4909/19/2014

Would one of you Japanese experts kindly translate the symbols on the ceramic vase, shown at the link? My father got this vase when in Nagasaki in 1945 or 1946. He claims to have been among the first US sailors to have entered the city after the bomb. He related that the Japanese were petrified of the Americans, and when the Americans asked to buy things, like this little vase, the locals would say "you take", because they were too scared to barter.

Sorry to be off topic, but I've been trying to figure out how to get this translated forever. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 5009/19/2014

Isn't this pretty?

by Anonymousreply 5109/19/2014

Glad to, R50.

"Drop turd here."

by Anonymousreply 5209/19/2014

R50 / R51, it has a chip on the rim. In any case, the characters on the bottom say "Made in Hong Kong"

Your father took it without paying for it?

by Anonymousreply 5309/19/2014

Yes, please

by Anonymousreply 5409/19/2014

R53, are you kidding me? Does it really say "Made in Hong Kong"? I would be shocked! I would have thought it was made locally.

No, I don't know what my father paid for it, and I shouldn't have implied that he took it for free. He's gone now, so I can't ask him.

by Anonymousreply 5509/19/2014

Are they interested in a fourgy?

by Anonymousreply 5609/19/2014

OK -- Superman and Batman: Cut or Uncut?

by Anonymousreply 5709/19/2014

If Superman was cut, it must have been on Krypton; nothing here could do it.

by Anonymousreply 5809/19/2014

If Superman is uncut, the circumcision would have had to be done on Krypton or else with a kryptonite scalpel on Earth.

by Anonymousreply 5909/19/2014

Superman: Ewww! Guano butt!

Batman: Faster is not better.

by Anonymousreply 6009/19/2014

Seven months later....

by Anonymousreply 6109/19/2014

Man of Steel, my ass! He needed two Cialis and six Viagra just to get a semi.

by Anonymousreply 6209/19/2014

What good is being more powerful than a locomotive, if he's also faster than a speeding bullet?

by Anonymousreply 6309/19/2014

In the OP'slink, Superan is wearing a red kryptonite ring--red kryptonite makes Superman behave bizarrely or transforms him.

by Anonymousreply 6409/19/2014

"This is for Pink Lady and Jeff"

by Anonymousreply 6509/19/2014

SUPERMAN: The nail that sticks up gets hammered back down! You are ugly in my eyes and I don't even want to look you in the face.

BATMAN: I am weasel having last fart.

by Anonymousreply 6609/19/2014

My McAfee said: " When we visited this site, we found it exhibited one or more risky behaviors"

by Anonymousreply 6709/20/2014

LMAO @ R32'S sig!

by Anonymousreply 6809/20/2014

Since the same two actors have appeared in both "Sherlock" and "The Hobbit", the crossover fanart can get pretty damn weird.

by Anonymousreply 6909/20/2014

"Sherlock"/"Hobbit" crossovers, now with boobs!

by Anonymousreply 7009/20/2014

"Sum Ting Wong!!"

by Anonymousreply 7109/20/2014

Do you bleed bump

by Anonymousreply 7203/16/2016

OP's artist pretty much specializes in Bruce/Clark doujinshi, with Bruce always a bossy bottom. Here's an english translation of his best piece, "Sit!".

by Anonymousreply 7303/16/2016

Superman: All your bowels are belong to us.

Batman: Towering Shinto penis, my rosette caresses your girth!

by Anonymousreply 7403/16/2016
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