Does anyone speak Japanese? I'm dying to know what they're saying.
Superman rapes Batman
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/20/2014|
When you consider how Superman will probably shatter Batman's spine when he ejaculates, the look of resignation in Bruce's face really hits home.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/17/2012|
Why do they look like twins?!
Will the NYTimes wedding troll have something to say?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/17/2012|
I'm creeped out by the Superman and Batman equivalents in The Authority, Apollo and the Midnighter, who are a gay couple. They're both nasty killers, and the Midnighter is a sadist who enjoys fucking a rapist to death with a jackhammer up the ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/17/2012|
Unclench, R5. It's a comic book, not fodder for a Comparative Liberal Studies essay at an NYU summer session class.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/17/2012|
R6 clearly hasn't set foot in a university in a while.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/17/2012|
Seriously? It's a little blurry and my Japanese is a bit rusty, but it looks like it says:
Ah, this is great, isn't it, Bruce?
I want you to see that this is the way I am leaving my mark on your insides.
... I see ...
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/17/2012|
Superman: Ruthlessly repudiate the running dog lackeys of the imperialist hordes!
Batman: My inside fire burns as does the love of the people for the Dear Leader!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/17/2012|
Even the consensual Superman/Batman sex drawings feel icky. They're too similar looking.
One would think there would be more Superman/Jimmy slash, but alas...
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/17/2012|
SUPERMAN: Honor the emperor! May he hold the Chrysanthemum Throne for a full thousand years!
Also, honor the empress! Beloved mother to her people!
...My heart is full of admiration for the imperial couple!...
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/17/2012|
Are the symbols behind Superman's thrusting pelvis the Japanese translation for 'fart' or the 'pphhtttt' noise that somtimes happen during anal penetration??
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/17/2012|
It's impossible to believe Superman would ever be a top (even under the influence of red kryptonite), or that Batman would ever be a bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/17/2012|
R11 cracked me up.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/17/2012|
Superman: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as man! Batman: Please sir to do fanservice?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/17/2012|
Superman: You honor my penis with the tight constriction of your anal orifice!
Batman: It is I who is honored with your penetration.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/18/2012|
Superman:My first cat was a shelter cat named Bootsie Gumdrops.
Batman:We're so sorry, Cassie.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/18/2012|
One good day, we will see
Arising a strand of smoke
Over the far horizon on the sea
And then the ship appears
And then the ship is white
It enters into the port, it rumbles its salute.
Do you see it? He is coming!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/18/2012|
Stop!! Japanese here. This is a translate.
From the top:
「Yeah, great, Bluce」
「I wish I can show you how your organ tangling mine」
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/18/2012|
R11 Some of Emperor's ancestors were written as gay in history books called "Kiki" written around 8th century by Emperor's famly themselves. Homosexuality were part of culture in Japan until late 19th century.
Commodore Perry and President Fillmore asked Japanese goverment to ban homosexuality if Japan wanted to be looked as "a civilized country". Fucking idiots.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/18/2012|
R21 = threadkiller.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/18/2012|
R23 = mother of all threadkillers.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/18/2012|
Why, R23? Why derail the thread with that asinine question?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/18/2012|
Hey...let's be honest, there are gay guys who rape other guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/18/2012|
[quote]Guys...have you ever raped someone in your life?
Yes, but I had to use Kryptonite to subdue the fucker. Revenge is sweet.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/18/2012|
Is this where the superhero goes up into the superhero?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/18/2012|
You know if you look at the picture long enough, there's technically no way Superman could be penetrating Batman unless his cock came out of his navel.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/18/2012|
What's also sad is that if you look at the other picture in the series, it appears this was a daterape. Here they are just moments before everything went terribly wrong...
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/18/2012|
[quote]Hey...let's be honest, there are gay guys who rape other guys.
And there are lesbians who beat their girlfriends, straight men who do both, and women who kill their children. Your point?
This is clearly a joke thread meant for laughs, Aspy. Get a grip. Are you this socially challenged in person?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/18/2012|
No way is Batman a bottom (which proves this is rape). Superman pretends to be a top but he's really quite versatile and enjoys bottoming. But he's conflicted about it because he defines himself in uber-masculine terms, hence the need to overpower Batman and take him by force.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/18/2012|
Superman: It's all because of you, I'm feeling sad and blue you went away, now my life is just a rainy day and I love you so, how much you'll never know you've gone away and left me lonely.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/18/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/18/2012|
R33 = right winger trolling
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/18/2012|
Superman: Me so horny
Batman: Me Love You Long Time
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/18/2012|
But you're wrong, R32. Like a lot of right wing billionaire bullies, Bruce actually likes to be dominated sexually. Especially by a big-dicked twink like me.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/18/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/21/2013|
R23/R26/R33/R35 needs to take her "curiosity," shove it up her ass, and waddle back to the donut shop.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/21/2013|
Just in case you didn't notice it, Superman's red kryptonite ring indicates he is under the unpredictable power of the scarlet mindfuck, and so he likely has overpowered and, yes, raped Batman, who he has punched and abused.
But then Bruce discovers he likes it. And so they continue even when the ring is off.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/21/2013|
Bite the pillow!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/23/2013|
This is what happens when I can't sleep.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/23/2013|
Getting ready to break in Billy Batson. Superman is a FREAK!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/23/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/05/2013|
Batman, the bottom guy? How come? I thought he was exclusively straight...
Are there many macho 'men' like Batman who seem very straight and they are bottoms?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/19/2014|
They don't mention that Batman was in the process of fucking the Invisible Man when Superman swooped down and turned him into a sandwich.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/19/2014|
Yes but was it rape rape?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/19/2014|
Would one of you Japanese experts kindly translate the symbols on the ceramic vase, shown at the link? My father got this vase when in Nagasaki in 1945 or 1946. He claims to have been among the first US sailors to have entered the city after the bomb. He related that the Japanese were petrified of the Americans, and when the Americans asked to buy things, like this little vase, the locals would say "you take", because they were too scared to barter.
Sorry to be off topic, but I've been trying to figure out how to get this translated forever. Thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/19/2014|
Isn't this pretty?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/19/2014|
Glad to, R50.
"Drop turd here."
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/19/2014|
R50 / R51, it has a chip on the rim. In any case, the characters on the bottom say "Made in Hong Kong"
Your father took it without paying for it?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/19/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/19/2014|
R53, are you kidding me? Does it really say "Made in Hong Kong"? I would be shocked! I would have thought it was made locally.
No, I don't know what my father paid for it, and I shouldn't have implied that he took it for free. He's gone now, so I can't ask him.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/19/2014|
Are they interested in a fourgy?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/19/2014|
OK -- Superman and Batman: Cut or Uncut?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/19/2014|
If Superman was cut, it must have been on Krypton; nothing here could do it.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/19/2014|
If Superman is uncut, the circumcision would have had to be done on Krypton or else with a kryptonite scalpel on Earth.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/19/2014|
Superman: Ewww! Guano butt!
Batman: Faster is not better.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/19/2014|
Seven months later....
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/19/2014|
Man of Steel, my ass! He needed two Cialis and six Viagra just to get a semi.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/19/2014|
What good is being more powerful than a locomotive, if he's also faster than a speeding bullet?
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/19/2014|
In the OP'slink, Superan is wearing a red kryptonite ring--red kryptonite makes Superman behave bizarrely or transforms him.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/19/2014|
"This is for Pink Lady and Jeff"
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/19/2014|
SUPERMAN: The nail that sticks up gets hammered back down! You are ugly in my eyes and I don't even want to look you in the face.
BATMAN: I am weasel having last fart.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/20/2014|
My McAfee said: " When we visited this site, we found it exhibited one or more risky behaviors"
|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/20/2014|
LMAO @ R32'S sig!
|by Anonymous||reply 68||09/20/2014|
Since the same two actors have appeared in both "Sherlock" and "The Hobbit", the crossover fanart can get pretty damn weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/20/2014|
"Sherlock"/"Hobbit" crossovers, now with boobs!
|by Anonymous||reply 70||09/20/2014|
"Sum Ting Wong!!"
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/20/2014|