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by Anonymousreply 19201/12/2013

Is there enough money in the world to get you to fuck Donald Trump?

by Anonymousreply 212/13/2012

Why is Jennifer Lawrence so fat?

by Anonymousreply 312/13/2012

What is the cause of my nausea, vomiting, and upset stomach?

by Anonymousreply 412/13/2012

R1 insomnia

R2 he'll no, unless you mean it in a non literal way, like I could come across something on him so embarrassing that he'd never show his face in public, then I'd do it for free

R3 she's been named the most desired woman in the world, guess she's doing something right

R4 either an ulcer or pregnancy

by Anonymousreply 512/13/2012

Which organ or gland makes the fatty lipids in ejaculatory fluid and why do some guys have so many of them?

by Anonymousreply 612/13/2012

Why are straight me so stupid?

by Anonymousreply 712/13/2012

R8 must be a newbie.

My question is, "What's in your wallet?"

by Anonymousreply 912/13/2012

What will happen to me if I rarely eat green vegetables?

by Anonymousreply 1012/13/2012

Am I the only one who gets truly excited over guys most others would rate very low on the "hotness" scale?

by Anonymousreply 1212/13/2012

Can a man sit on his balls accidentally?

Watching a documentary recently, Pres Clinton sat down and quickly got up, down again and squirmed, crossed, uncrossed his legs. Finally sat on one hip, obviously uncomfortable.

by Anonymousreply 1312/13/2012

I suppose that is possible, but you'd have to have a REALLY long scrotum and really skinny legs.

by Anonymousreply 1412/13/2012

Which celebrity or athlete has the most feminine looking butt?

by Anonymousreply 1512/13/2012

Maybe he was having some hemorrhoid pain r13.

by Anonymousreply 1612/13/2012

R13, it's happened to me a handful of times - you don't literally sit *on* them, but rather at an angle where the balls end up weirdly smushed against your thigh. I suppose it's also possible for older men to have particularly low-hanging nuts, and Clinton is now in his late 60s.

by Anonymousreply 1712/13/2012

To save your wild,wild lives.

To ne'er your fans embitter.

To cease your sad demise tonight we toast -

What did we toast?

by Anonymousreply 1812/13/2012

WHET to Ancient Mariner?

by Anonymousreply 1912/13/2012

Why did you adopt me?

by Anonymousreply 2012/13/2012

Why is Julie such a cunt?

by Anonymousreply 2112/13/2012

Where are the answers OP, WTF......

by Anonymousreply 2212/13/2012

[quote]Why can't [R7] proof read?

Why doesn't R8 get this fairly long-running Datalounge joke?

by Anonymousreply 2312/13/2012

Why didn't I grow chest hair?

by Anonymousreply 2412/13/2012

When I was young I respected older people, including older gay people. I was also conscious of the fact that I would one day be middle-aged as I am conscious now that I will one day be old.

Do those who are so dismissive of older gay people have no sense that they will one day also be older? Do they plan on shooting themselves at 35?

by Anonymousreply 2512/13/2012

What does it have in its nasty little pocketses?

by Anonymousreply 2612/13/2012

You can't really smell my pussy, can you?

by Anonymousreply 2712/13/2012

Why do I have bad breath?

by Anonymousreply 2812/13/2012

Why are some on DL so obsessed with Jennifer's weight? At least she's talented.

Why are some on DL such meanies? Luckily there are more DL angels/wise owls/saviors.

Why aren't some on DL writing scripts for comedies?

by Anonymousreply 2912/13/2012

Whatever happened to Didi von Cuntington and her New York Social Diary threads?

by Anonymousreply 3012/14/2012

Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop?

Who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?

by Anonymousreply 3112/14/2012

R10: you will get cancer. Green leafy vegetables are cancer killers, particularly colon. You can replace the vitamins and anti-oxidants, but green veggies are the best source of fiber particularly suited to scraping out your... Well, you know.

by Anonymousreply 3212/14/2012

I'm 40 years old and still find mused only attracted to straight men. Just this week I was rejected by a 21 year old (yes I'm ashamed of the age thing) whom I thought may be gay, but not only did he turn out to be straight he is in love with another one of our co-workers. My heart is so tired of being broken. I've reached a level of sadness I've never experienced. What is wrong with me? :-(

by Anonymousreply 3412/14/2012

Why are gay men so bitchy?

by Anonymousreply 3512/14/2012

Why do Tranys have so much baggage

by Anonymousreply 3612/14/2012

[R12] No you aren't. I have always preferred the guy next door over the built, the pretty and the shaved. Perfect and pretty to look at is boring to me, I do like to look but for me is like doing a blow up doll

by Anonymousreply 3712/14/2012

R33, I don't believe in 100% forgiveness. You may never forget her cruelty either. Just understand that she was a very damaged person, possibly mentally ill, and likely had a miserable existence. Compare it to all of the meanies on DL who often express their anger at life, by abusing those requesting help or emotional support. Perhaps you should focus on trying to be the complete opposite of your Mom. Instead of forgetting her selfishness, use it to inspire you to be more charitable.

by Anonymousreply 3812/14/2012

So, what happens now?

by Anonymousreply 3912/14/2012

Why does the sun go on shining? Why does the sea rush to shore?

Why do the birds go on singing? Why do the stars glow above?

by Anonymousreply 4012/14/2012

Why does someone keep bumping up old threads?

by Anonymousreply 4112/14/2012

What will the premiums be like for individual health care coverage under Affordable Care Act? Will it really be affordable?

by Anonymousreply 4212/14/2012

How does one season black-eyed peas and what foods do they compliment?

by Anonymousreply 4312/14/2012

Season black eyed peas with a little bacon grease and give them to the dog.

by Anonymousreply 4412/14/2012

Okay, so the world ends next Friday. What time will this happen? Like will it be midnight GMT or 2 AM US East Coast? Should I bother setting my alarm for next Friday morning?

by Anonymousreply 4512/14/2012

To my knowledge R6 there are no 'fatty lipids' in semen if that is what you are speaking of- and only one gland makes semen, the prostate.

by Anonymousreply 4612/14/2012

Why does Cheryl talk about her damn pussy?

Why does that one troll post about eating feces?

Why do people like Anne Hathaway?

by Anonymousreply 4712/14/2012

Whatever happened to that self-loathing closet queen who kept calling the gays "mos"? Where'd she go?

by Anonymousreply 4812/14/2012

[quote]Where are the answers OP, WTF......

No one promised any answers. You were just told you could ask any questions here.

by Anonymousreply 4912/14/2012

Who put the ape in the apricot?

by Anonymousreply 5012/14/2012

So what's a good site for single 50-somethings to find friends to travel and see arts stuff and culture that might turn into something more. I'm a recent widower that was straight and monotonous (autocorrect of monogamous, but I've leave it in for irony's sake) but when I honestly look at the sort of arts and culture I like I'm thinking gay guys are an option. Maybe I'm bi-curious so I won't rule that out but I'd rather start from friendship.

by Anonymousreply 5112/14/2012

Why do some waitresses, who are just employees, when asked what the specials are, says "I have.." as if she is the restaurant owner? Or the retail salesman who when asked if something is in stock says "I have..."?

by Anonymousreply 5212/14/2012

thank you R38 for your reply, I really appreciate it.

by Anonymousreply 5312/14/2012

[quote]So, what happens now?

You'll get by, you always have before.

by Anonymousreply 5412/14/2012

That's a complicated question R42.

There are changes to Medicaid eligibility, and some subsidies that will be offered based on your income level. So I would say for the lowest earners, the premiums will be *more* affordable.

There are some efforts to address waste, fraud and abuse in Medicare, so that would theoretically lower Medicare premiums.

But for the general public, I would say not to expect big changes in premiums for medical coverage. There are now rules that insurers have to implement a minimum loss ratio of 80% or 85% (based on some variables). This means that 80 cents for every dollar of premium has to go towards the medical care (the claim). The remaining 20 cents go towards other costs (state taxes, administration, profits for the insurance company). But the 80-85% loss ratio isn't very different from what insurers currently use, so I wouldn't anticipate a big drop in cost. The legislation does more for access than it does for cost.

Your best bet is to find an employer who will pick up the tab for most or all of the premium, but that's becoming increasingly rare.

I know that doesn't answer your question directly, but like I said, there isn't an easy answer. It's not like the legislation says: You can't charge more than $50 for this policy.

by Anonymousreply 5512/14/2012

Why does Jeanne Cooper get top billing on Young & Restless

Starring

Jeanne Cooper

as

Katherine Chancellor

by Anonymousreply 5612/14/2012

R43, R44, Only fools season with bacon grease. Healthy people use garlic, onions, even a little generic curry powder, tomato paste, or perhaps creole seasoning. Don't forget the hot sauce. To be a good cook you must discover what flavors you like, and then try them on almost all bland food. Don't need pork fat for greens either.

by Anonymousreply 5712/14/2012

Will the latest mass shooting affect the box office for The Hobbit?

by Anonymousreply 5812/14/2012

Thank you, R55. I sort of got to the same answer by looking things up on the internet. It's all so vague. For some reason I thought that more people paying in would mean lower rates for everyone. Why call it Affordable Care then when not too many people will qualify for subsidies?

by Anonymousreply 5912/14/2012

If the body's temperature is 98.6, why do I feel hot when it's 98 degrees?

by Anonymousreply 6012/14/2012

R42/R59, I think there is a theory that more people being covered will lower rates, thus the name "Affordable" Care Act. It may be true, but I don't think it's a certainty. And if it's true, it will be an effect that occurs a couple of years down the road.

by Anonymousreply 6112/14/2012

Where is a glory hole that requires condom use in Manhattan?

by Anonymousreply 6212/14/2012

I need some help from Datalounge.

My mother just called and said, "When you come up for Christmas, could you bring some poppers?"

I said "Excuse me?"

She said, "You know those things that make the British so happy at Christmas!"

I said, "I'm not sure what you are talking about."

She said, "Those things that you take a pull on and there's an explosion."

I'm not sure whether my mother is talking about Christmas Crackers or Rush. Which should I bring?

by Anonymousreply 6312/14/2012

Question: If someone already has a blu-ray with built-in wifi for netflix/hulu, is it redundant to buy that person a Roku? Do they complement each other?

by Anonymousreply 6412/14/2012

I thought the Black-Eyed-Peas, were already naturally seasoned and Fergalicious![R43]

by Anonymousreply 6512/14/2012

Re: and what foods do they compliment? Meatloaf, The Cranberries? How Bout... Blind Melon Smashing Pumpkins Marc Almond Moldy Peaches Death by Chocolate Screaming Broccoli Red Hot Chili Peppers Cracker Pearl Jam! Huevos Rancheros Hot Chocolate Peaches & Herb Humble Pie Ice T Bananarama Fiona Apple Lemonheads Squirrel Nut Zippers?

by Anonymousreply 6612/14/2012

Is Tom Selleck hung or not?

by Anonymousreply 6712/14/2012

Why do fools fall in love?

by Anonymousreply 6812/14/2012

How do gay men in open relationships deal with the threat of HIV/STDs? Regular testing? Regular condom use with your partner?

by Anonymousreply 6912/14/2012

Does anyone know why the second thread about the school shooting was deleted? It says thread does not exist...

by Anonymousreply 7012/14/2012

What is the most overrated film performance of all time?

by Anonymousreply 7112/14/2012

Yes and no, r64.

The Roku allows you to stream netflix, amazon, hulu and has a lot of different channels available. However, if the person already has a blu-ray that they are using to stream Netflix and Hulu, there really is no point.

Unless, of course, they want obscure *free* movies and some crazy channels like back in the first days of cable TV.

by Anonymousreply 7212/14/2012

R63, I'll bet she means Christmas Crackers. Do you have Cost Less Imports, or a discount international store near where you live? I'll bet they carry them. I remember laughing when Queen Elizabeth talked about using poppers for the holidays. Then she demonstrated pulling the string. LOL

by Anonymousreply 7312/14/2012

Why was I born with this micro-penis?

by Anonymousreply 7412/14/2012

In the rainbow, where is brown?

by Anonymousreply 7512/14/2012

R67..not.

by Anonymousreply 7612/15/2012

When I try to post from my pc it always says: Primetime. However it works fine when I post from my mobile phone. I'm in Switzeland. Why is that?

by Anonymousreply 7712/16/2012

r76, you sure?

by Anonymousreply 7812/16/2012

If people have Guardian Angels, why do people get hit by buses or fall off cliffs and such. Are they asleep on the job?

by Anonymousreply 7912/16/2012

To expand on what R80 said, you would feel normal naked at about 84 degrees, and with clothes 72. Individual results vary, of course.

by Anonymousreply 8112/17/2012

Does anybody have any Alexis Smith stories during her time in follies and once is not enough...also was she a lesbian and if so who were some of her lovers. Thank you

by Anonymousreply 8212/19/2012

I just discovered a lump on the left side of my neck just under the chin line. The two nurses I talked to said I was probably fighting an infection.

I don't feel sick. I walked three miles to the gym this AM, then rode the bike 4 miles, then jogged 1.5 miles on the treadmill. I felt great until I found the lump.

Am I going to die?

by Anonymousreply 8312/19/2012

Which Male celebs in Hollywood are into BDSM?

by Anonymousreply 8401/01/2013

[quote]When I try to post from my pc it always says: Primetime. However it works fine when I post from my mobile phone. I'm in Switzeland. Why is that?

DL has had a "bug" for years where mobile users can post for free at any time. Don't complain!

by Anonymousreply 8501/01/2013

To make by sugar cookies soft, do I add more baking powder or baking soda?

by Anonymousreply 8601/01/2013

can you get a ball-lift?

by Anonymousreply 8701/01/2013

R86, Instead of changing the ingredients, try letting them cook in a covered tin.

by Anonymousreply 8801/01/2013

Or, r86, put a piece of bread in with them during storage. The cookies will take the moisture from the bread and keep them soft. You can also use less flour than the recipe calls for.

You're not going to die, r83. It's probably just an infection. Take the antibiotics they give you and don't push yourself.

Anybody have any interesting New Years superstitions? I've heard to put out your silver and eat something green. Any others?

by Anonymousreply 8901/01/2013

[quote]Anybody have any interesting New Years superstitions?

The character of the first person to walk through your door in the new year will set the tone for that year.

by Anonymousreply 9001/01/2013

How do I sterilize urethral sounds?

by Anonymousreply 9101/01/2013

[quote]Am I going to die?

Yes. We all are.

by Anonymousreply 9201/01/2013

Why are there so many streets named after Euclid? I've never seen a Pythagoras Blvd.

by Anonymousreply 9301/01/2013

Will there ever be k-pop gay gossip?

by Anonymousreply 9401/01/2013

Do celebs, in the throes of lust, really make their prospective partners sign confidentiality agreements, or is this an urban myth?

by Anonymousreply 9501/01/2013

My Guardian Angel does a great job!

by Anonymousreply 9601/01/2013

Do any Kardashian or Lohan possess the "shame" gene?

by Anonymousreply 9701/01/2013

LOL R93.

by Anonymousreply 9801/01/2013

[quote]Do celebs, in the throes of lust, really make their prospective partners sign confidentiality agreements, or is this an urban myth?

Urban myth. No "confidentiality agreement" of this type would be legally binding. You can't defame or disparage someone, true, but that's true regardless of the existence of an agreement. In reality, it would be an illegal infringement on free speech to force somebody to simply not talk about another person. It's not against the law to tell the truth!

by Anonymousreply 9901/01/2013

R93, Euclid is also the name of a tree. Many streets are named after the trees that used to be there.

by Anonymousreply 10001/01/2013

Who is Keith Olbermann dating/married to?

What's the difference between a passport book and a passport card?

How can I copy a dvd to my computer then onto a usb drive to watch the movie on my mp3? Is that even possible?

I have wireless at home but if I buy a smartphone (elder here), does the phone come with it's own wireless or am I dependant on whatever is available in whatever location I'm at?

by Anonymousreply 10101/01/2013

Why is the sky blown?

by Anonymousreply 10201/01/2013

R34, I hear you brother. Many straight guys have a natural masculine hotness gay guys can't match.

Trust me, don't go there. It is the road to heartache.

by Anonymousreply 10301/01/2013

Patti Stanger (Millionaire Matchmaker)

How many people did this bitch have to blow to get her own show?

by Anonymousreply 10401/01/2013

Upset stomach, I say gallbladder.

by Anonymousreply 10501/01/2013

Old guys can set on their balls...does it happen?

by Anonymousreply 10601/01/2013

[quote]Many straight guys have a natural masculine hotness gay guys can't match.

Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 10701/01/2013

Why are passports still needed in 2013? Why can't they just ask you your name, search for your name in their database, and then compare the face they are looking at versus the face on the computer screen? Why is the physical piece of paper still needed in this age of computers?

by Anonymousreply 10801/01/2013

R107. the post is meant to be contentious, but I don't see how it merits an "oh dear."

by Anonymousreply 10901/01/2013

Why do so many men find monogamy so difficult? I was in a relationship for years and although I looked at other guys, I never found it difficult to sleep with only one man. Is it really that difficult?

by Anonymousreply 11001/01/2013

why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

by Anonymousreply 11101/01/2013

[quote] Can a man sit on his balls accidentally?

Yes, especially if he's into CBT and wearing a ball stretcher.

by Anonymousreply 11201/01/2013

The US does not have a sophisticated system as R108 described and some states do not comply with Homeland Security rules and regulations for travel hence the need for passports. There is probably some corporate corruption going on also but in the future, TSA will not accept drivers licenses from those states. My state allows illegal immigrants to obtain drivers licenses. It is so lax, one can use an address of a smoke shop to get a license. The corruption is so bad, in six month's I'll need a passport to travel to NYC.

by Anonymousreply 11301/01/2013

Will he like me again?

by Anonymousreply 11401/01/2013

but r113, it's not just the US that requires passports, but countries in Europe, Latin America, etc. as well. You're telling me there's not a single one that has access to international databases with all the information they need?

by Anonymousreply 11501/01/2013

On a hookup with a woman (meaning no prior knowledge of her preferences) what is the best way to bring a woman to orgasm?

by Anonymousreply 11601/01/2013

"why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"

They're attracted to the scent of carrion.

by Anonymousreply 11701/01/2013

R89 in Scotland the first person to cross your threshold after the bells should be a dark haired man to bring luck. He should be carrying a small gift of either black bun (a type of cake) or coal - to ensure prosperity for the year. He would also bring a bottle of whisky. You should also open the windows at both front and back of the house to let the old year out and the new year in.

Now my question: if someone gives you an intentionally fucking awful Christmas present are you justified in giving them the same level of craptasticness for their birthday?

by Anonymousreply 11801/01/2013

R116 Lick and suck her clit and stick your finger in her vagina and finger her g spot. She will spurt cum like a geyser.

by Anonymousreply 11901/01/2013

R110 Guys both gay and straight are hard wired to desire sex with different partners. It's biological if anything.It's hard to be monogamous if you see a hot thing around every corner.

R111 Poor Karen Carpenter used to stick her fingers down her throat didn't she? It's a sappy song yet your comment was very telling and you didn't even intend to be so witty in the first place!

by Anonymousreply 12001/01/2013

R[115] I don't know the answer to your question but for the US and the rest of the world to use facial recognizition as a form of identification would require worldwide, technical cooperation. Does any country have the financial abilty to convert to that sort of identication?

I suggest fingerprint identification. No two are the same so I understand. Still, it borders on some kind of Twilight Zone stuff. My guess, people worldwide, are more prone to the paper form of identity.

by Anonymousreply 12101/02/2013

Why hasn't anyone named a comet "Joanne Pflugg"

by Anonymousreply 12201/02/2013

I met a guy online we talked n connected deeply for about six months, in this time I gained shit lots of weight and when we met, he said I wasn't his type. We still spent 2 weeks together on that vacation ( a friend of mine was with us) and sometimes there was def something we also made out (once) when both drunk. I felt like he was totally stopping himself from developing any feelings at all, as we wld talk n connect n than he would say something to kinda distance himself. I've started loosing the weight, is it possible for him to like me again if I'm slim? N yeah I know to look for someone else n I am, but I do like him n wld like him to atleast remember me as slim.

by Anonymousreply 12401/02/2013

This should be easy because I'm a woman & I gave some questions about men and obviously, I would never ask anyone I know:

Can you tell if you have an erection? This comes from all those jokes heard when the kid stands up & doesn't know.

I've noticed, when giving blow jobs, the balls shrink. Is that normal & what is it?

I switched to women after "being curious" and ending up loving it. Does that mean I was a latent dye or bi-sexual? I still find men attractive & wouldn't mind fucking one, but for sure my preference is for women.

Lastly, do guys really lick each other's assholes? Any fear there? Smell issues ? Please be honest.

by Anonymousreply 12501/02/2013

Did anybody ever give his dad a spanking or spankings growing up, in fun, as in birthday spankings or otherwise? What goes on in hunting/fishing camps when all those guys get together? Is there spanking there too? Did any of you guys regard your fathers as handsome or good looking and did you get your looks from him?

by Anonymousreply 12601/02/2013

R125 Men are very conscious of their erections. Trust me we are very aware when we are stiff.

Balls shrinking. It depends, sometimes the balls are big and sometimes they shrink. Then again you might have teabagged some small balls then!

Where you a latent dyke? Ummm you were probably bi. You are attracted to both sexes and still wouldn't mind being fucked by a guy so you were at the very least bi-curious.

Yes,rimjobs do happen. Some women actually rim too though it's rarer. Our mussy feels good when someone has their tingue in it. Oh and when they stimulate our male g spot at the same time as well by licking or using their hand on it.BTW you want to make sure the rimee's ass is clean. Make them take a shower. You don't want any ass cheese in your mouth,it's rather disgusting!

by Anonymousreply 12701/02/2013

R69 Condom use is very important. Especially when it comes to anal. Penetrating our lovers and your partner has health risks just beyond HIV. God knows how many STDS one can get by screwing around on your husband. Some people like the thrill of blowing,sucking and swallowing and they are not worried by getting something.

by Anonymousreply 12801/02/2013

Why do Americans always fall for propaganda from the right wing?

by Anonymousreply 12901/02/2013

Why is it that the toss-up puzzles on Wheel of Fortune can reveal themselves without Vanna White's assistance, while the regular puzzles still require her magic touch?

by Anonymousreply 13001/02/2013

R123, Very different from a "Euclid Orchard."

by Anonymousreply 13101/02/2013

Bump

by Anonymousreply 13201/02/2013

It isn't that the testicles "shrink" but retract.

by Anonymousreply 13301/02/2013

R83, what you're feeling under your jawline is a lymph node. The fact that is enlarged means that your body has mounted an immunity defense, ie, fighting an infection. Hopefully your lymphatic system will triumph and you will have no symptoms.

by Anonymousreply 13401/02/2013

R131 Yes, Google can be YOUR friend, too. There are exactly ZERO other mentions of a "euclid tree" on Google; only that photo, which someone obviously mislabeled. And nothing on Wikipedia either.

by Anonymousreply 13501/02/2013

r124 - Go on a diet and lose weight for yourself.

The problem with online relationships is that appearance and physical chemistry is left out of the equation. It usually is one of the first hurdles to clear in a relationship. Online relationships can blossom on compatibility and then wilt on first look.

It might work -- it might be one of those moments when the heroine takes off her glasses and the hero realizes she beautiful. But, don't count on it.

by Anonymousreply 13601/02/2013

Regarding Euclid --

Civil engineers setting up a town's streets would name every 13th street Euclid, because people were superstitous about living there.

12 Avenue, Euclid Avenue, 14 Avenue

Oh ... Google is your friend.

by Anonymousreply 13701/02/2013

R124, Physical appearance often, but not always, reflects lifestyle and personal priorities. People who are significantly overweight view themselves and their world very differently. You might appear more confident if you were happy that you lost weight, dressed better, paid more attention to your grooming. Whether or not that would be enough to attract a specific man is an unknown quantity.

by Anonymousreply 13801/02/2013

R136 Well he did say I had a beautiful face when we talked about things in person and we did get on well and when he was drunk he would sit next to me or touch me a lil. Whole different story when he was sober tho. Thank u for answering. The thing is I am giving up although I find it hard as the way we came to know each other was unique, I saw him in a documentary and liked him n contacted him online we connected pretty well and once we talked for hours n he started saying he likes me and so on. On the vacation I kept giving up and then we would talk and we had so much in common... It made me sad that we can't atleast give it a try. R138 Yeah my confidence was absoluetly Down, what I was wondering is if ist Ever happened to anyone Here that they found someone attraktive After loosing weight.

by Anonymousreply 13901/03/2013

For the gay males out there. Do you fuck on the first date or go by the third date rule?

by Anonymousreply 14001/03/2013

Have you even been shot?

by Anonymousreply 14301/03/2013

How long does it take for a hair line ankle fracture to heal?

by Anonymousreply 14601/03/2013

What's it all about, Alfie?

by Anonymousreply 14701/03/2013

Why do people poop in stores? No, really. Why?

by Anonymousreply 14801/03/2013

Do you even know any gay people R149? And no, encountering "the gays" at Datalounge doesn't count

by Anonymousreply 15001/03/2013

R139

by Anonymousreply 15101/03/2013

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

by Anonymousreply 15201/03/2013

[quote]Civil engineers setting up a town's streets would name every 13th street Euclid, because people were superstitous about living there.

I worked in a 20-story apartment building in downtown Chicago that had no 13th floor. The elevator went from 12 to 14.

Don't know if that's still the common practice.

It's weird how those superstitions become so ingrained.

by Anonymousreply 15301/03/2013

If men could get pregnant, who would you impregnate first?

by Anonymousreply 15401/03/2013

Describe the worst smelling body odor you've encountered.

by Anonymousreply 15501/03/2013

Would you hire someone who had been fired?

by Anonymousreply 15601/03/2013

My daughter has her 21 st birthday this year and I would like to do something memorable for her. Thinking of a trip of either Paris or an African safari.Not wealthy but have a decent job. The past 10years were very hard for us and she has turned out well, great person and student. Would really like to do something special.

by Anonymousreply 15701/03/2013

What is Brad Pitt's literal skin color?

by Anonymousreply 15801/03/2013

Why can't we all just get along?

by Anonymousreply 15901/03/2013

[quote] Describe the worst smelling body odor you've encountered.

Editor please ban R155 immediately!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 16001/03/2013

r157, was there a question?

by Anonymousreply 16101/03/2013

She's asking for suggestions, R161.

But this isn't some MOMMIE site

by Anonymousreply 16201/03/2013

I know this is not a Mommie site, that is why I'm asking for suggestions. It has been a tough few years and now that things are better I want to do something nice.

by Anonymousreply 16401/04/2013

R157 -If she doesn't speak french I would send her to amsterdam/sweden/UK/ instead. Not a fan of Paris felt it was WAY overrated and enjoyed many other places in Europe more.

Greek Islands would be fun too :)

by Anonymousreply 16501/04/2013

R155, I had a coworker who weighed over 400 pounds. He was a really nice guy, but he almost always stank, and his desk was about two feet from mine. He doused himself in cologne, which only worsened the sickly smell of sweat and something like a whiff from a distant trash incinerator. I'm pretty sure he showered every day, because his hair looked clean, but his lousy diet and all those rolls of fat were breeding grounds for stink.

We went out once after work, and I drove. It took more than a month to get his stank out of my car. I never went anywhere with him again.

by Anonymousreply 16601/04/2013

Why won't the government fund my Church of Tina Yothers?

by Anonymousreply 16701/04/2013

why don't my farts stink?

by Anonymousreply 16801/04/2013

Anyone know of a TRULY free phone lookup (not interested in reverse) site? I'm so tired of all these bullshit sites that claim to be free but are not.

by Anonymousreply 16901/06/2013

For those of you with very good gaydar - is there ANY advice you can give to those of us who are pretty clueless on that front? I'm not so much asking regarding whether I stand a chance myself with the guy, but am often curious in general whether a guy is or not. What exactly is it that makes you fairly certain?

by Anonymousreply 17001/06/2013

R1, could be a lot if things. You may be stressed and cannot switch your brain off. Could be your diet. If you spend too much time in the room you sleep during the day, it isn't so good. Maybe you don't get enough fresh air/exercise. Try some herbal sleeping tablets they do work.

by Anonymousreply 17101/07/2013

R170, push him in water. If he sinks, he's gay. If he floats, he's a witch.

by Anonymousreply 17201/07/2013

Have you ever been properly in love?

by Anonymousreply 17301/07/2013

Just finished reading a book about the club of former US presidents and I'm wondering how Obama will fare in this club. Since Mayor Bloomberg, who's been around many arrogant people in his long, very successful life, has called Obama the single most arrogant man he's ever met, I think Obama will eventually supplant Carter has the most unpopular member of this very exclusive club.

by Anonymousreply 17401/07/2013

"I think Obama will eventually supplant Carter has the most unpopular member of this very exclusive club."

Were you FREAKING ASLEEP LIKE RIP VAN WINKLE from 2000 - 2008 in terms of unpopular LOSER presidents?

by Anonymousreply 17501/07/2013

r1, give melatonin a try, you can find it in the vitamin section of any well stocked supermarket or drug store. It works for me and is supposed to be beneficial in other ways too.

by Anonymousreply 17601/07/2013

Who put the bop in the bop-sh-bop-sh-bop, who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong? Hey! that reminds me, are Hostess ding dongs going to come back?

by Anonymousreply 17701/07/2013

A British person told me that Ring Dings sounded "rude" - what's up with that?

by Anonymousreply 17801/07/2013

r178, maybe he needed to be caned, they like that you know.....

by Anonymousreply 17901/07/2013

R175, the book isn't about their popularity among the masses, but within the club itself. Clinton gets on better with both Bushes than he does with Jimmh Carter.

by Anonymousreply 18001/07/2013

If you are a cute white guy between the ages of say 25 and 65, can I spank you?!

by Anonymousreply 18101/07/2013

Does it ever dawn on anybody else that the freepers were battling on the more political threads may be posters whose contributions we're elsewhere enjoying? It's kind of creepy to imagine.

by Anonymousreply 18201/07/2013

How come we haven't had any airplane threads lately?

BOSTON January 7, 2013 (AP)

An electrical fire filled the cabin of an empty Japan Airlines Boeing 787 with smoke on Monday after it landed in Boston following a non-stop flight from Tokyo.

The Massachusetts Port Authority's fire chief, Bob Donahue, said the fire began in an auxiliary battery pack that supplies the plane with power when the engines are shut down. Fire crews using infrared equipment found flames in a small compartment in the plane's belly and quickly brought the fire under control, he said.

"Something caused this battery pack to overheat, ignite," Donahue said, adding it's too soon to know the cause.

The flight landed normally at about 10:15 a.m. Its 173 passengers and 11 crew members had already gotten off the jet when a mechanic spotted light smoke about 15 minutes later and notified Massport.

by Anonymousreply 18301/07/2013

R28 You probably have tonsil stones. You need to get them out!

by Anonymousreply 18401/07/2013

How can I explain the internet to my mother. I feel its a lost cause. I don't want to be mean to her but I am almost giving up on teaching her anything.

by Anonymousreply 18501/07/2013

Do any other uncircumcised guys have trouble keeping the condom from sliding off?

by Anonymousreply 18601/07/2013

Do angels have belly buttons?

by Anonymousreply 18701/07/2013

R186 Sometimes. It depends how much lube is used.

R187 YES!

R185 Ignorance is bliss I say.If she doesn't get it she doesn't get it.

R182 Just because someone believes in marriage equality and believes in fiscal sanity doesn't make one a freeper. It's such an overused term.

by Anonymousreply 18801/10/2013

In the 1970's disco hit, "Shame, Shame, Shame," by Shirley and Company, the male voice screams passionately, "put on your shaky wig, woman, if you don't I ain't coming back!"

What is a "shaky wig"?

by Anonymousreply 18901/11/2013

And why did he have a "diamond in the back"?

by Anonymousreply 19001/11/2013

Based on what I read about the show on DL and online generally, I really thought I'd hate Girls. Instead, parts of it really made me laugh. My question is: it's not really that shocking or controversial or groundbreaking, so why are people so passionately against it? Especially when it's clearly satirical and we're not supposed to love the characters completely.

by Anonymousreply 19101/12/2013

Aesthetics, R191?

by Anonymousreply 19201/12/2013
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