I've only watched half the opening episode, but I like it. Two of the lads are .. a bit hot, in a Amishy, strange, certainly uncut way.
Amish Mafia - hot? thuggery?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/31/2012|
No such thing as Amish Mafia. The whole thing is made up.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/12/2012|
Well, they should probably call it Amish Meanies to be more accurate.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/13/2012|
I read it was totally fake.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/13/2012|
The damage to the car does not really match up with the damage to the buggy. Did he try to make a left-hand turn in front of it?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/13/2012|
"Amishy" .. LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/13/2012|
I'm surprised the Discovery Channel would air something totally fictional.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/13/2012|
Notify me when someone does a show called "Amish Male Strippers"
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/13/2012|
I'd do the blonde.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/13/2012|
There have been shows recently about the Amish, Hutterites, Gypsies, and polygamist Mormons. When are we going to see a show about Orthodox Jews? I'm sure the pubic would be fascinated about the goings on of this secretive community.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/13/2012|
What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG! clipclopclipclopclipclopclipclop?
An Amish drive by shooting.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/13/2012|
Spike TV is rushing "Quaker Mafia" into production to compete.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/13/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/13/2012|
Around here, it's actually called, The Mennonite Mafia - because they own everything, and only hire their fellows.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/14/2012|
We need Amish porn!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/14/2012|
r9, "Oprah's Last Chapter" did two episodes on Orthodox Jews of Brooklyn.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/14/2012|
They're right about supposed locally-made items sold to tourists that are manufactured in China.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/14/2012|
[quote]The Mennonite Mafia - because they own everything, and only hire their fellows.
Can't they be sued for discriminatory hiring practices?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/14/2012|
Jolin and John are cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/14/2012|
A disclaimer at the end of each episode says these are true incidents recreated for the show.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/23/2012|
Do they feature drive-by shunnings?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/23/2012|
Lots of the Amish have that inbreeding problem that you see in certain Jewish populations so the chances of being Amish and extremely attractive are rare. Adopted children from Amish populations lack this inbred appearance, you'll notice.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/23/2012|
You know it's fake because when the Amish guy with the weird accent goes to shake down the fake Amish vender selling on their land the blonde one pushes the camera down to stop them from filming it and there's no way in Hell a real pro camera guy would let a subject do that with absolutely no resistance.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/24/2012|
I want Jolin to fuck me with his big uncut cock.
There . . . I said it.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/26/2012|
Are we supposed to believe that nerdy bitch with the glasses and the bonnet is some kind of Amish seductress?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/26/2012|
Jolin uncut cock yUmMMyy
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/26/2012|
What's the language they sometimes use. Is it a variant of German?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/26/2012|
The language they speak is Pennsylvania Dutch, also known as Pennsylvania German. It is a low form of German.
But anything Jolin says is hot . .no matter what language.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/26/2012|
At church services they speak Hoch Deutsch (High German).
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/27/2012|
r22, disclaimer says all incidents are true. They've been recreated for the program.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/27/2012|
"Amishy, strange, certainly uncut way." This belongs in the Datalounge Book of Phrases. Try to use it at least five times today at work.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/27/2012|
"Next exciting episode" is January 2nd at 9:00ET on Discovery.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/27/2012|
The only Amish guy I found hot was Randy from "Amish In The City," BTW, he's no longer Amish...
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/27/2012|
Inbred, dirty, smelly, and selfish. What more could you want?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/27/2012|
Uncut? I wouldn't bet on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/27/2012|
Some of you have extremely low standards.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/28/2012|
Just found this on the Discovery Channel. Some kind of 3-hour special is on now. It's like the Sopranos meet the Old Testament.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/31/2012|