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Amish Mafia - hot? thuggery?

I've only watched half the opening episode, but I like it. Two of the lads are .. a bit hot, in a Amishy, strange, certainly uncut way.

by Anonymousreply 3612/31/2012

No such thing as Amish Mafia. The whole thing is made up.

by Anonymousreply 112/12/2012

Well, they should probably call it Amish Meanies to be more accurate.

by Anonymousreply 212/13/2012

I read it was totally fake.

by Anonymousreply 312/13/2012

The damage to the car does not really match up with the damage to the buggy. Did he try to make a left-hand turn in front of it?

by Anonymousreply 412/13/2012

"Amishy" .. LOL

by Anonymousreply 512/13/2012

I'm surprised the Discovery Channel would air something totally fictional.

by Anonymousreply 612/13/2012

Notify me when someone does a show called "Amish Male Strippers"

by Anonymousreply 712/13/2012

I'd do the blonde.

by Anonymousreply 812/14/2012

There have been shows recently about the Amish, Hutterites, Gypsies, and polygamist Mormons. When are we going to see a show about Orthodox Jews? I'm sure the pubic would be fascinated about the goings on of this secretive community.

by Anonymousreply 912/14/2012

What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG! clipclopclipclopclipclopclipclop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

by Anonymousreply 1012/14/2012

Spike TV is rushing "Quaker Mafia" into production to compete.

by Anonymousreply 1112/14/2012


by Anonymousreply 1212/14/2012

Around here, it's actually called, The Mennonite Mafia - because they own everything, and only hire their fellows.

by Anonymousreply 1312/14/2012

We need Amish porn!

by Anonymousreply 1412/14/2012

r9, "Oprah's Last Chapter" did two episodes on Orthodox Jews of Brooklyn.

by Anonymousreply 1512/14/2012

They're right about supposed locally-made items sold to tourists that are manufactured in China.

by Anonymousreply 1612/14/2012

[quote]The Mennonite Mafia - because they own everything, and only hire their fellows.

Can't they be sued for discriminatory hiring practices?

by Anonymousreply 1712/14/2012

Jolin and John are cute.

by Anonymousreply 1812/14/2012

A disclaimer at the end of each episode says these are true incidents recreated for the show.

by Anonymousreply 1912/23/2012

Do they feature drive-by shunnings?

by Anonymousreply 2012/23/2012

Lots of the Amish have that inbreeding problem that you see in certain Jewish populations so the chances of being Amish and extremely attractive are rare. Adopted children from Amish populations lack this inbred appearance, you'll notice.

by Anonymousreply 2112/23/2012

You know it's fake because when the Amish guy with the weird accent goes to shake down the fake Amish vender selling on their land the blonde one pushes the camera down to stop them from filming it and there's no way in Hell a real pro camera guy would let a subject do that with absolutely no resistance.

by Anonymousreply 2212/24/2012

I want Jolin to fuck me with his big uncut cock.

There . . . I said it.

by Anonymousreply 2312/27/2012

Are we supposed to believe that nerdy bitch with the glasses and the bonnet is some kind of Amish seductress?

by Anonymousreply 2412/27/2012

Jolin uncut cock yUmMMyy

by Anonymousreply 2512/27/2012

What's the language they sometimes use. Is it a variant of German?

by Anonymousreply 2612/27/2012

The language they speak is Pennsylvania Dutch, also known as Pennsylvania German. It is a low form of German.

But anything Jolin says is hot . .no matter what language.

by Anonymousreply 2712/27/2012

At church services they speak Hoch Deutsch (High German).

by Anonymousreply 2812/27/2012

r22, disclaimer says all incidents are true. They've been recreated for the program.

by Anonymousreply 2912/27/2012

"Amishy, strange, certainly uncut way." This belongs in the Datalounge Book of Phrases. Try to use it at least five times today at work.

by Anonymousreply 3012/27/2012

"Next exciting episode" is January 2nd at 9:00ET on Discovery.

by Anonymousreply 3112/27/2012

The only Amish guy I found hot was Randy from "Amish In The City," BTW, he's no longer Amish...

by Anonymousreply 3212/27/2012

Inbred, dirty, smelly, and selfish. What more could you want?

by Anonymousreply 3312/27/2012

Uncut? I wouldn't bet on it.

by Anonymousreply 3412/27/2012

Some of you have extremely low standards.

by Anonymousreply 3512/28/2012

Just found this on the Discovery Channel. Some kind of 3-hour special is on now. It's like the Sopranos meet the Old Testament.

by Anonymousreply 3612/31/2012
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