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Alan Cumming: "My husband and I have a non-Grindr clause"

Believe him?

by Anonymousreply 3112/12/2012

His other good quote there is "In drag, I look like a horse!!"

by Anonymousreply 112/12/2012

The husband wears a kilt, no?

by Anonymousreply 212/12/2012

I adore Alan.

by Anonymousreply 312/12/2012

What does it mean?

by Anonymousreply 412/12/2012

I'm pretty sure every gay on earth knows what Grindr is.

by Anonymousreply 612/12/2012

but what is a non grinder clause?

by Anonymousreply 712/12/2012

Is it like a non santa clause?

by Anonymousreply 812/12/2012

[quote]Most monogamous couples don't even know what Grindr even is

LOL. Most monogamous couples are not.

by Anonymousreply 912/12/2012

Alan's husband probably needs to keep him on a leash for his own protection. I have heard that Alan is notorious for his really big dick. You know what a draw a really big dick is. Like swatting flies I say.

by Anonymousreply 1012/12/2012

Totally believe it. Alan, if anything, would scruff!

by Anonymousreply 1112/12/2012

Oh jesus people. Is it hard to believe that gay men can settle down if they so please.

It can be done.

by Anonymousreply 1212/12/2012

One of the photos here is a photo of Cumming and his husband:

by Anonymousreply 1312/12/2012

This thread is useless without a picture of Alan's big willy.

by Anonymousreply 1412/12/2012

Seriously FUG

by Anonymousreply 1512/12/2012

When you have to have a non-Grindr clause in your relationship at least one of the partners is already feeling trapped or will feel trapped pretty soon and that non-Grindr clause turns into a 'baby, it is not you, it is me / let us stay friends!' exit.

The willing cocks and holes are always bigger and more insatiable over there than here where I am now. That's just my luck that I am stuck in here, damn!

by Anonymousreply 1612/12/2012

Yeah. Ick.

by Anonymousreply 1712/12/2012

{quote]but what is a non grinder clause?

Use your imagination, toots.

Is it odd that I think it's sweet to hear a public gay figure say that they're exclusive / no hook ups?

by Anonymousreply 1812/12/2012

For those still wondering.... it probably means the couple is open but as long as they're not constantly on grindr (and other apps) hunting cock. More of an "if the opportunity arises, sure!" clause.

by Anonymousreply 1912/12/2012

the quote from the article: ""Do you have an old-fashioned commitment? I.e., you're not on Grindr?" I wondered, sheepishly. Cumming laughed and said: "We're very, very old fashioned. We have a no-Grindr clause!"

by Anonymousreply 2012/12/2012

Well, I guess old-fashioned could mean they do their extra-marital dirt the old-fashioned pre-Internet way: they go to bars and pick tricks up? Just sayin...

by Anonymousreply 2112/12/2012

I was trying to find a pic of Alan Cummings bulge. I have seen them but can't find any free ones at the moment. A link led to this page. You scroll down through many fine bulges of celebs. By time I got to the bottom I didn't care. There is a link for more but I was too stimulated to continue. Hoping to gets some action today.

by Anonymousreply 2212/12/2012

I didn't know what Grindr was until I read about it on DL. Never used it, it kinda freaks me out.

by Anonymousreply 2312/12/2012

What about Scruff? Can the bf use that?

by Anonymousreply 2412/12/2012

It's hard imagining anyone wanting to pick up Alan Cumming on Grindr at his age.

by Anonymousreply 2512/12/2012

The beginning of the end

by Anonymousreply 2612/12/2012

I'm thinking what he means is he's not actively looking because his next sentence was that they had a true partnership. I imagine that if he or his partner hooks up with anyone else, it's more organic like they just happened to meet or work with someone they're attracted to. They don't do something so calculating and crass as to advertise their wares. After all, he did use the words very twice, i.e. they're very, very old fashioned.

by Anonymousreply 2712/12/2012

I'm pretty sure I've heard Alan Cumming say he's not monogamous a few times.

R21, I think that is what he's saying...

by Anonymousreply 2812/12/2012

Does Alan Cummings still look like he doesn't wash?

by Anonymousreply 2912/12/2012

Grindr is like fast food or take-out while hooking up in bars, bathhouses, and sex clubs are the restaurants.

by Anonymousreply 3012/12/2012

Kinda OT a friend saw Alan Cumming's new film 'Any Day Now' and didnt stop raving about it

by Anonymousreply 3112/12/2012
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