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Please give us your best witty and bitchy derogatory terms for those people who make our world so drab and drear.

In a spirit of fun of course, not for discrimination purposes.

by Anonymousreply 4812/19/2012

I mean, they have so many terms for us, and yet when I think about say an Antonin Scalia, it seems like there ought to be a more amusing term to describe him.

by Anonymousreply 112/11/2012

Only one I know is Breeders. I'm sad now. I should know more.

by Anonymousreply 212/11/2012


by Anonymousreply 312/11/2012

For a while, I was wondering what hats had to do with breeding.

by Anonymousreply 412/11/2012




by Anonymousreply 512/11/2012


by Anonymousreply 612/11/2012

Egg packers

by Anonymousreply 712/11/2012

My dear, late friend referred to breeder offspring as "vaginal droppings". I still use this one on occasion as an homage to my friend.

by Anonymousreply 812/11/2012

In general, hetty or hetties in plural. Women: shrewish spermcatchers. Men: the pussywhipped.

by Anonymousreply 912/11/2012

Spermcatcher is good. I like that one.

by Anonymousreply 1012/11/2012


by Anonymousreply 1112/11/2012

Except it only works for women. If you used it on a man, he'd be gay.

by Anonymousreply 1212/11/2012

Sprog progenitors.

by Anonymousreply 1312/11/2012

hermaphrodites is a good one because of the androgynous character of their relationship.What kind of masculine man can spend his entire life having sex with someone that doesn't have his same body parts? it seems that after all, "straight" men are not as masculine as society want us to think. the hermaphroditic/androgynous dual nature of these sorts of men is pretty evident.

by Anonymousreply 1412/11/2012

Don't think too much r14

by Anonymousreply 1512/11/2012

Or crotch droppings, R8

by Anonymousreply 1612/11/2012

Before gays in the military we could call them cannon fodder, but now we are too....

We could call the women "Replacement foreskins"

by Anonymousreply 1712/11/2012

The others.

by Anonymousreply 1812/12/2012


by Anonymousreply 1912/12/2012

Proponents of opposite-sex marriage.

by Anonymousreply 2012/12/2012

Mom and dad, maybe...

by Anonymousreply 2112/12/2012

Country Music fans

by Anonymousreply 2212/12/2012

opposite sexers

by Anonymousreply 2312/12/2012

...oh and it is really is a sign of low self esteem to view yourself as a 'vaginal dropping' considering that you are the offspring of breeders.

And if you are wondering what a frau such as myself is doing here on datalounge, it is a combination of a deep appreciation of senseless bitchery and the endless education that you provide...

That being said, you should love your parents more.

by Anonymousreply 2412/12/2012

The difference between heterosexuals and Dataloungers is that heterosexuals have figured out that it is not cool to hate women. Yes, you bitchy fags, and you self-loathing women, are in fact way more contemptuous of women than heterosexual culture in general. So praise yourself for a job well done. You are the real Republicans.

by Anonymousreply 2512/12/2012

r25, that is Rethuglican, dear.

by Anonymousreply 2612/12/2012

Crotch fruit bearers.

by Anonymousreply 2712/12/2012

It's just sad when the down trodden flail while trying to punch back.

by Anonymousreply 2812/12/2012

For straight men:

Pleated pants-wearers.

For straight women:


For both:

Entitlement bearers.

Privilege takers.

Face-to-face fuckers.

The securely married.

Boring people.

by Anonymousreply 2912/12/2012

Hets works for me. It's not inherently negative, but can develop a suitable negative connotation based on use. Most of use don't hate hets per se. We just find them amusing or irritating from time to time.

by Anonymousreply 3012/12/2012

Male hettys: bearded clam breath. Female hettys:dick breath or cum breath.Lezzies claim they can tell a bi girl from her cum breath!

by Anonymousreply 3112/14/2012

Cellulite Fuckers for the Heteroid Men.

Dingleberry Huffers for the ladies.

by Anonymousreply 3212/16/2012


by Anonymousreply 3312/16/2012

It is no more excusable for any gay person to categorically hate ALL heterosexuals for the acts of a few than it is for any black person to categorically hate ALL white people for the acts of a few.

by Anonymousreply 3412/16/2012

Well said, 34.

The problem with the upside of this place - the wit, the insight, often times the decency - are the fucked up sad sacks who would probably be on Free Republic or someplace like it, if they didn't like dick.

by Anonymousreply 3512/16/2012

"You people" works in a variety of situations. However, it must accompany an action in the eyebrows reflecting amused indifference and the right tone of voice to capture the derision intended.

And you people call yourselves gay.

by Anonymousreply 3612/16/2012

Tee-hee. Heteroids sounds like an anal disease.

R34, Miss Prissy, they all deserve some comeuppance, would you not agree?

by Anonymousreply 3712/17/2012

S.I.T.C.O.M. Single Income Two Children Oppressive Marriage

by Anonymousreply 3812/17/2012

Sperm donors. No fun. Batting for the wrong team.

by Anonymousreply 3912/17/2012

Heteronomials sounds like some kind of math thing.

by Anonymousreply 4012/17/2012

Booby Dreaming Self-Fingering Clods

Heterostomy Bags

Poorly Controlled Colons

by Anonymousreply 4112/17/2012

Virginal, or is it Vaginal, Sphincters

Frito-Lay Customers

Automobile Freaks for the men

by Anonymousreply 4212/17/2012


by Anonymousreply 4312/17/2012

Wow - this thread is depressing.

by Anonymousreply 4412/18/2012

So far, I like "Replicators" and "Spearmcatchers" best

by Anonymousreply 4512/18/2012

Fashion Challenged

by Anonymousreply 4612/18/2012

Latent same sexers

by Anonymousreply 4712/19/2012

Late Bloomers

by Anonymousreply 4812/19/2012
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