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Threads presently on DataLounge started by the same OCD troll

DL has experienced an unusually severe troll attack this past weekend, and we felt you should be made aware of it. No, this troll isn't malicious or hateful, but many of you are taking the threads it posts seriously, so please be advised. Here are most of the threads it's posted - as you can see, it is fond of posing threads in the form of a question, similar to G/R/Umpy (though he is not the culprit):

"What is the best way to tell your sister that you've fucked her boyfriend?"

"I've never fucked a woman"

"Do you talk to yourself when no one's around?"

"A standing ovation at a bridal shower? Too much?"

"What's your favorite nun movie?"

"Cheese"

"How does anal sex feel like?"

"Did you ever attend boarding school?"

"Why is NYC's theater district so ugly?"

"Why do realtors make so much money?"

"Who are the famous people on DL?"

"Jockstraps: do you like them and do they turn you on?"

"Why aren't cat treats made from mouse and rat meat?"

"What does 'jock' in a profile mean?"

"Do Dominicans make good houseboys?"

"What happened to Paul Brickman?"

"Do you think that gym management are aware of the sexual activity that goes on in their gyms?"

"So was Tony Scott a homo?"

"What do we know about David Lyons?"

"Flashing or fucking the UPS guy"

"Growing up in the early-to-mid-90s"

"I ate some refried beans, please pray for me!"

"Calorie free food for thought"

"Did Marilyn Monroe really say all those philosophical quotes?"

"Where is the Christmas Mouse?"

"Adorable DEBBIE REYNOLDS!"

"Is there really a thin line between love & hate?"

"Questions + problems for home decor experts"

"Something is living under my house"

"I'm looking for a nice resort to go to for Xmas, any suggestions"

"Why do so many on DL say that Brit men all seem gay?"

"Will a mainstream actor ever do porn?"

"Do restaurants get better food delivered than what's available in supermarkets?"

"Do you hate your job?"

"Where can you find rough trade in NYC?"

...and the most troll-y of all:

"I was born with two penises, one above the other and a double scrotum with 4 testis."

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 4912/11/2012

OP, I think you're cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. BTW I'm the one that started the "Do you talk to yourself when nobody's around" thread. And none of the others.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 112/11/2012

I started "was Tony Scott a homo"...and none of the others...

OP is trying to sound like the official DL webmaster but I don't think he is.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 212/11/2012

The "What does 'jock' in a profile mean?" thread was started in JUNE.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 312/11/2012

I'm responsible for most of the "Anne Hathaway should die a slow and painful death - and not just in the movies!" threads.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 412/11/2012

"Threads presently on DataLounge started by the same OCD troll"

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 512/11/2012

...And I just reply to the ones R4 creates.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 612/11/2012

We know, R4, which is why we did not include you in our list. R1-R3: our methodology is accurate but not 100% so. We apologize if there are any minor oversights.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 712/11/2012

They were great posts, I loved them all

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 812/11/2012

R7, are you saying I've been under investigation by the DTDT? Did anyone testify against me?

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 1012/11/2012

[quote] It takes a "special" mind to come up with this shit...

More special than this neurotic hell of a thread.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 1112/11/2012

[quote]It takes a "special" mind to come up with this shit...

Are you insinuating this troll also started the "You're not allowed to call the mentally retarded 'mentally retarded' anymore" thread as well?

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 1212/11/2012

Aw, I think it's sweet that someone is trying so hard to entertain us.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 1312/11/2012

R4/R10, I did report you, because while we both hate Anne Hathaway, I want to be her #1 hater.

I guess if Bette and Joan could co-exist, so can we.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 1512/11/2012

Uh, OP, if it weren't for those threads this place would be dead. Who the fuck cares if they're trollish...... besides you?

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 1612/11/2012

The trolls are fun,I love these threads. The threads I hate are about dead movie queens and I bet ya they are all posted by the same troll. who had a bigger cock, Betty or Joan? Who was the biggest bitch? Was Faye Dunaway a cunt? That fucked up bitch Jane

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 1812/11/2012

ITA @ R18. How old are the queens who are so obsessed with Joan Crawford, Betty Davis, etc? They have to be 90.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 1912/11/2012

We know OP meant to say "currently."

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 2012/11/2012

I started the "mainstream actor - porn" thread and NONE of the others.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 2112/11/2012

I started three of the threads you posted, and I'm so happy I could irritate the shit out of you.

THREAD CLOSED

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 2212/11/2012

I started one of the threads you listed OP, but none of the others.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 2312/11/2012

umm.. actually ADORABLE DEBBIE REYNOLDS (What's My Line? clip) was posted by me... and I am not the troll. Is troll dar messed up?

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 2412/11/2012

I don't see a problem. These are just conversation starters. As you say, OP, they aren't malicious attacks, they are just...NBD. I guess Webmaster could limit the number of threads a member can start in any given week, or day, or month but why bother.

Funny you should mention G)R)UMPY. I miss him. He was often outrageous and disgusting. He helped give DL a personality. We've run off many coloful posters. I miss them all, even the despicable ones. I even have no problem with a Troll Detection Team Troll.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 2512/11/2012

Props to you, R15!

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 2612/11/2012

I think regardless of who starts the threads gay men will always have something to say about jock straps and things.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 2712/11/2012

OP you dreadful hall monitor (the most hated troll on DL) have to much time on your hands.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 2812/11/2012

Ok, so let me get this straight, you're trolling the troll, op?

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 3012/11/2012

I think OP is the one who's OCD...

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 3112/11/2012

g/r/u/mpy lost his job and his home. He lives in a cardboard box and since he has no Internet access he starts DL threads by writing on the inside of the box.

Then he weeps.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 3212/11/2012

Hissss!

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 3312/11/2012

OP, you are deeply disturbed.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 3412/11/2012

I started one of those threads. Only one. And something is STILL living under my house.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 3512/11/2012

Wow, that took a lot of time to type up, OP.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 3612/11/2012

I love R4.

Keep up the good work!

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 3712/11/2012

All the ones listed by OP I've instinctively avoided. Not going to let the I paid $18 troll ruin this site like he/she ruined others. Those threads attract other trolls. Let them all stay on those threads. Like DL quarantine.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 3812/11/2012

I started only one of those threads myself, because of my conflicted relationship with cheese. OP is going all Gloria Upson on us but we will have our asylum in Mountebank!

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 4012/11/2012

OP: You have too much time on your hands.

But your posts shows that DL clearly has a Pollyanna Prisspot infestation.

Tedium ensues . . .

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 4112/11/2012

you just know this freak OP posted the thread from WORK.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 4212/11/2012

You have never heard of the night shift, r43?

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 4412/11/2012

This thread reeks of meth.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 4512/11/2012

I agree there has been an unusual flowering of new trolls this month on Datalounge. The most curious to me is the very prolific Josh Kilmer-Purcell Troll: despite the fact he just won The Amazing Race, I still cannot imagine referring to him simply by his first name and expecting everyone to know who he is (like Barbra or Liza), or finding him sexually fascinating. I can only assume the Josh Kilmer-Purcell Troll is Josh Kilmer-Purcell Troll himself.

There's also a new Anne Hathaway Troll, but it's pretty clear he's a troll in the real sense in that he wants to start up shit by posting about her (in other words, he's not fascinated by Anne herself but is fascinated by the currently ongoing fight between the Les Miz freaks and the people who are deeply annoyed by them, and he just wants to stir the shit up on that front as often as he can).

There's a new Harry Styles Troll who is not terribly interesting.

I'm disappointed there is not an Aaron Taylor-Johnson Troll, given how deeply beautiful he is in "Anna Karenina." I am thinking of becoming one.

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 4612/11/2012

Of course the best new troll of late (and probably the best in years) has been The Hissing Eldergay (THE).

by DataLounge Troll Detection Teamreply 4712/11/2012
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