DL has experienced an unusually severe troll attack this past weekend, and we felt you should be made aware of it. No, this troll isn't malicious or hateful, but many of you are taking the threads it posts seriously, so please be advised. Here are most of the threads it's posted - as you can see, it is fond of posing threads in the form of a question, similar to G/R/Umpy (though he is not the culprit):
"What is the best way to tell your sister that you've fucked her boyfriend?"
"I've never fucked a woman"
"Do you talk to yourself when no one's around?"
"A standing ovation at a bridal shower? Too much?"
"What's your favorite nun movie?"
"How does anal sex feel like?"
"Did you ever attend boarding school?"
"Why is NYC's theater district so ugly?"
"Why do realtors make so much money?"
"Who are the famous people on DL?"
"Jockstraps: do you like them and do they turn you on?"
"Why aren't cat treats made from mouse and rat meat?"
"What does 'jock' in a profile mean?"
"Do Dominicans make good houseboys?"
"What happened to Paul Brickman?"
"Do you think that gym management are aware of the sexual activity that goes on in their gyms?"
"So was Tony Scott a homo?"
"What do we know about David Lyons?"
"Flashing or fucking the UPS guy"
"Growing up in the early-to-mid-90s"
"I ate some refried beans, please pray for me!"
"Calorie free food for thought"
"Did Marilyn Monroe really say all those philosophical quotes?"
"Where is the Christmas Mouse?"
"Adorable DEBBIE REYNOLDS!"
"Is there really a thin line between love & hate?"
"Questions + problems for home decor experts"
"Something is living under my house"
"I'm looking for a nice resort to go to for Xmas, any suggestions"
"Why do so many on DL say that Brit men all seem gay?"
"Will a mainstream actor ever do porn?"
"Do restaurants get better food delivered than what's available in supermarkets?"
"Do you hate your job?"
"Where can you find rough trade in NYC?"
...and the most troll-y of all:
"I was born with two penises, one above the other and a double scrotum with 4 testis."