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Hurtful childhood nicknames

My skinny sister's nickname was "streako'lean". Mine was "fat back".

How about you?

by and I'm still huskyreply 3612/11/2012

Scruffy, Ugly, Ug, Ugs, Stupid, idiot, CrazyNut

And I was a little girl

by and I'm still huskyreply 112/10/2012

Corncob, Bone, Tumor, Stupe, Dipshit, Li'l Teratoma

These from my older sister, the doctor

by and I'm still huskyreply 212/10/2012

li'l teratoma?!

jeezus, r2!

by and I'm still huskyreply 312/10/2012

(Long string of) Misery.

by and I'm still huskyreply 412/10/2012

Mary.

by and I'm still huskyreply 512/10/2012

Freckle face

by and I'm still huskyreply 612/10/2012

OP, they really called you "Fat Back"? For real? How old are you? (Serious question.)

by and I'm still huskyreply 712/10/2012

The Army Colonel neighbor would call me "faggola" when no one was around. It started when I was 10 yo. Except once in front of my father. My father did or said nothing.

It really changed my life. I know: MARY! For years he would call me that name. I could hardly wait to leave home after that. I left right out of HS and never looked back.

I always wondered what became of my tormentor.

by and I'm still huskyreply 812/10/2012

Richie Woman (sung to either Pretty Woman or Witchy Woman).

by and I'm still huskyreply 912/10/2012

My father and brothers called me 'monk' because I was quiet and they didn't like that, they wanted me to watch sports and play in the dirt. I liked to read, draw, watch tv, make crafts, etc.

by and I'm still huskyreply 1012/10/2012

Chipmunk Cheeks. My cousin called me this and it hurt my feelings every time. He was a mean son of a bitch. Held me upside down by my ankles until I let him watch The Andy Griffith Show on my TV.

Jugs. I developed before the other girls and my friends called me that.

My immediate family had good nicknames for me.

by and I'm still huskyreply 1112/11/2012

Get the fuck over it.

by and I'm still huskyreply 1212/11/2012

My brother was called Ricky Retardo.

by and I'm still huskyreply 1312/11/2012

"Cujo" I guess I was a mean MF'r and territorial on the school bus.

by and I'm still huskyreply 1412/11/2012

Giraffe

by and I'm still huskyreply 1512/11/2012

Flowers

by and I'm still huskyreply 1612/11/2012

Applehead

My friend Shiela had a big ass and she was nicknamed Rump.

by and I'm still huskyreply 1712/11/2012

Mine was "Rose with the Hairy Legs"

by and I'm still huskyreply 1812/11/2012

R8. Hugs to you. That kind of cruelty is unbearable and unforgivable.

by and I'm still huskyreply 1912/11/2012

R8, That is terrible. No one should have to be subjected to that abuse, especially an innocent child. I hope that creep dies in a grease fire.

by and I'm still huskyreply 2112/11/2012

Suzie Rottencrotch

Tough Toenails Teddy

Johnny Diaper

Ugly Connie

by and I'm still huskyreply 2212/11/2012

This one's true. I have a friend who is a Jr. His dad's name is Richard but goes by Dick. That makes their nicknames Big Dick and Little Dick. Few people know about this.

by and I'm still huskyreply 2312/11/2012

Jaws (big teeth)

by and I'm still huskyreply 2412/11/2012

R23. Perhaps Big Dick has a little dick. And Little Dick has a big dick.

by and I'm still huskyreply 2512/11/2012

I was skinny and I have a freakish long neck which I dress to hide. A rubber neck kind of thing that I have dressed to negate all my life. No shirts without collars. GOON was the word, my next door friend who was a girl told me her father always said, "Joyce here comes the GOON". I am a fucking GOON

by and I'm still huskyreply 2612/11/2012

[R24] You were lucky now that big teeth is the thing, all the stars get them

by and I'm still huskyreply 2712/11/2012

[R23] Exactly why my parents made sure I was never nicknamed Dick. They had anticipated the phone call, let me talk to Dick, which one big dick or little dick?

by and I'm still huskyreply 2812/11/2012

Crotch dropping

by and I'm still huskyreply 2912/11/2012

My nickname was handsome.

I was clearly more sexy than handsome.

by and I'm still huskyreply 3012/11/2012

I was called Shoebootie

by and I'm still huskyreply 3112/11/2012

Frosty the Snowman. It was kind of lame and the kid gave it up after the one time.

But you know, I got every variation of "faggot," "queer," etc.

On the flipside, I came up with TONS of mean nicknames for other people. Though the only ones I can remember is Bullet Head Bruce. And Vaginarhea. (The kid's last name was sort of similar.) I also started calling this one guy "Baby Huey" because he was big, baby faced and stupid. But mostly it was so me and my friend could talk about how hot he was w/o anyone knowing who we were talking about.

Oh, and there was Butt Plug Doug.

by and I'm still huskyreply 3212/11/2012

R26 = Rachel Maddow

by and I'm still huskyreply 3312/11/2012

Princess Tiny Meat

by and I'm still huskyreply 3412/11/2012

R7, I was 10 years old when I was named "fatback" by my Southern babysitter.

for those who don't know what fatback is: Fatback is a cut of meat from a domestic pig. It consists of the layer of adipose tissue (subcutaneous fat) under the skin of the back, with or without the skin

"Streak o' lean" is fatback with some meat still attached

by and I'm still huskyreply 3512/11/2012

Mattress.

by and I'm still huskyreply 3612/11/2012
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