Oh Jesus it hurts. I've been low carbing for two months and couldn't resist eating about a cup - just a cup - of lardy, carby refried beans at lunch. With cheese on them. I have passed up chocolate, pies, cupcakes, you name it...but I lose it on some damn BEANS?
I'm just desperately waiting for a visit from the fart fairy, anything, HELL, I expect a sales rep from Montezuma's Revenge to stop by and give me a full demo of their services and it will be GREATLY appreciated!