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**BREAKING NEWS** Madonna pregnant!

(UPI)- Coming off a profitable, whirlwind tour, her longtime publicist Liz Rosenberg has confirmed that Madonna is indeed 2 mos. pregnant. The 54-yr. old superstar is expecting with her significant other, dancer and model Brahim Zabat. "We are surprised but extremely happy to be pregnant. I had a feeling that my family was not complete, and I had "another one in me". The women in my family do go through menopause very late, but I was being a bad girl and not 'playing safe'. Still, we are thrilled."

Change-of-Life babies are not unheard of, but rare. And can be risky for the mother and child. The Material Girl has a 16-yr. old daughter Lourdes by Actor/Personal Trainer Carlos Leon, and a 12-yr. old son Rocco with Director Guy Ritchie.

by Anonymousreply 4912/22/2013


by Anonymousreply 112/10/2012

54 and pregnant? I'm like so sure!

by Anonymousreply 212/10/2012

Hey, if the world believed Beyonce...

by Anonymousreply 312/10/2012

OP needs to try a little harder at writing fake news copy.

by Anonymousreply 412/10/2012

Bitch, please. A real article wouldn't have "mos" for months and the period outside the quotes. Plus, you forgot the space after (UPI)-

by Anonymousreply 512/10/2012

Zamin Bramat(sic) is how old 16?She was being a bad girl..... more like a potential criminal!

by Anonymousreply 612/10/2012

The OP's link is setting off my pc's virus detectors!

by Anonymousreply 712/10/2012

Isn't there a song, pity the child?

by Anonymousreply 812/10/2012

Late menopause? Bullshit, if she's pregnant it's through IVF.

by Anonymousreply 912/10/2012

I clicked on a photo in this thread and it crashed my FAcebook.

by Anonymousreply 1012/10/2012

This is bullshit. There's nothing online about it anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 1112/10/2012

That's just old lady FUPA!

by Anonymousreply 1212/10/2012

Fake. Settle down now.

by Anonymousreply 1312/10/2012

Change of Life doesn't use a capital L, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1412/10/2012

OP, please learn how to write in proper AP style before posting a "news" story like this in the future. TIA!

by Anonymousreply 1512/10/2012

I'm going to assume that this is fake? In 5 months nothing further - unlikely.

by Anonymousreply 1605/05/2013

This is WAY beyond a "change of life" baby. If "true," it's more like a rescue the career baby.

by Anonymousreply 1705/05/2013

[quote] (UPI)- Coming off a profitable, whirlwind tour, her longtime publicist Liz Rosenberg has confirmed that Madonna is indeed 2 mos. pregnant.

Wow, UPI is really dangling those introductory modifying participial phrases. Helen Thomas sure needs to sharpen up her writing skills.

by Anonymousreply 1805/05/2013

I googled "recent madonna photos" to look for confirmation and THIS came up.

Bitch looks busted, WTF??

by Anonymousreply 1905/05/2013

I think her baby bump is actually an intravenous bag filled with body fluids of Brazilian nineteen year olds.

by Anonymousreply 2005/05/2013

Did she forget to put in her teeth or something> WTF is going on with her mouth in this picture?

by Anonymousreply 2105/06/2013

Lord have mercy!

by Anonymousreply 2205/06/2013

Lord ain't havin' no mercy on that shriveled white bag after all the trouble she done give him o're the years, R22! (And it's starting to show LOL)

by Anonymousreply 2305/06/2013


by Anonymousreply 2412/20/2013

How old are you, OP? 2,046 years old?

by Anonymousreply 2512/20/2013

Why would you put quotes around "another one in me"? You wouldn't. Don't.

by Anonymousreply 2612/20/2013

Except for the obvious health risks to the baby, part of me really wishes this was true. I'd also like to believe it is Sean Penn's baby, now that they are hooking up again.

by Anonymousreply 2712/20/2013

I was thinking the same thing, R27. Let the two of them get back together, squeeze out a sickly "change of life" baby and then kill each other.

Also a clue to the OP's faking - he mentioned Lourdes and Rocco but not the kids she bought in Africa.

by Anonymousreply 2812/20/2013

It's rumored that she'll name the baby Lady Haha.

by Anonymousreply 2912/20/2013

Of course it's possible, she can afford all the IVF in the world!

As well as other people's sperm, eggs, and wombs. If she wants another baby, there's nothing to stop her from obtaining one.

by Anonymousreply 3012/20/2013

Dayum, the ex dancer boy was fine.

by Anonymousreply 3112/20/2013

Well, it IS Christmas, after all.

by Anonymousreply 3212/20/2013

It's so nice of that hot young gay man to walk that old lady across the street. I hope she has health insurance.

by Anonymousreply 3312/20/2013

I hope she knows it costs a lot of money to have someone come to your home and change those dirty diapers.

by Anonymousreply 3412/21/2013

Uh, who has more money than Madonna, R34?

by Anonymousreply 3512/21/2013

webmaster delete this thread

by Anonymousreply 3612/21/2013

It's a miracle!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 3712/21/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 3812/21/2013

It's the baby Jesus! Hallelujah!

by Anonymousreply 3912/21/2013

Yeah sure. Madonna is pregnant the way Beyonce was "pregnant." (wink, wink)

by Anonymousreply 4012/21/2013

Yeah, Bey "pregnant."


by Anonymousreply 4112/21/2013

Yeah, right. She's about as preggers as Beyonce was.

by Anonymousreply 4212/21/2013

I wonder what Beyonce makes of all this.

by Anonymousreply 4312/21/2013

UPI hasn't existed for years...

by Anonymousreply 4412/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 4512/22/2013

Perhaps the pregnancy is the reason she seemed so anesthetized on SNL last night.

by Anonymousreply 4612/22/2013

Born of a rusty womb and they named him Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 4712/22/2013

Madonna's bit on SNL last night was embarrassing. No evidence of talent anywhere. WTF happened to her? What was she thinking?!

by Anonymousreply 4812/22/2013

r3 Bwaahahahaha..

by Anonymousreply 4912/22/2013
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