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Do you belch and fart when no one is around?


by Anonymousreply 1112/10/2012

I've only farted a few times in my life. Are you saying there are actually people who fart on a regular basis? Not just a few times a year at most? That's disgusting, I can't believe such filthy people exist. Don't tell me practically everyone masturbates and picks their nose too, that can't possibly be true!

by Anonymousreply 112/10/2012

I like to trumpet loud morning farts when my neighbors are out on their patio, hidden by the fence separating our backyards.

I cannot hear what they're saying, but if I can get them to pause in their conversation, I consider it a good day's work!


by Anonymousreply 212/10/2012

Get ready, OP. Your datalounge membership is about to get cancelled. Wait for it...

by Anonymousreply 312/10/2012

I rarely fart or belch. As a vegetarian I eat lots of broccoli and beans and other so called gas producing foods. If you eat them those foods on a regular basis you produce the enzymes that deal with that problem.

by Anonymousreply 412/10/2012

I do indeed.

by Anonymousreply 512/10/2012

Wow. My Christmas gift from Datalounge has arrived early. A thread that actually stinks more than my pussy.

by Anonymousreply 612/10/2012

I do, but I have enough manners to be grossed out by it.

by Anonymousreply 712/10/2012

Don't a lot of people make farty noises when they poo? I certainly hear a lot of it in the work bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 812/10/2012

If you're hearing a lot of that noise, that should be your cue to vacant the bathroom IMMEDIATELY!

Your hair could be singed and your nose disabled for days.

by Anonymousreply 912/10/2012

Yes... and I also belch and fart when people are around.

by Anonymousreply 1012/10/2012

You also need you hearing checked, OP

by Anonymousreply 1112/10/2012
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