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What is the best way to tell your sister that you've fucked her boyfriend?

(it was before he was her boyfriend) Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Can I get Bravo to film it....this could be a series!!!

by Anonymousreply 3505/17/2014

New Years Eve and you're all drunk

by Anonymousreply 112/10/2012

I would imagine it first depends on if you're a man or woman (although I think we already know the answer).

by Anonymousreply 212/10/2012

"Sis, did you ever have one of those times when, you know.., your boyfriend's hole wasn't as fresh?"

by Anonymousreply 312/10/2012

via long distance from another country

by Anonymousreply 412/10/2012

Through the Letters to the Editor column in TORSO Magazine, silly!

"Dear Editor, I never dreamed I'd be writing to you, but you'll never guess what happened to me..."

by Anonymousreply 512/10/2012

Well, start by admitting that you have serious boundary issues.

by Anonymousreply 712/10/2012

No wait, start off by saying you recently [italic]discovered[/italic] you have serious boundary issues.

by Anonymousreply 812/10/2012

Sis, remember when when you got my hand-me-down jeans?

by Anonymousreply 1012/10/2012

My ex fucked his dyke's sisters lipstick lesbian as well as his first cousin.

There is never a good time to reveal this.

It got worse from there.

He had a long list of every racial/ethnic group he wanted to dick.

Mission accomplished except for unfortunate incident when he contracted STD from Towson State University Student which I was lucky recipient after the fact.

by Anonymousreply 1112/10/2012

[quote]I have boundary issues?!

YES.

by Anonymousreply 1212/10/2012

Thank God the weekend's nearly over. We've had uncontrolled OCD trolling since Friday night, this being merely the newest example.

by Anonymousreply 1312/10/2012

Go to karaoke and dedicate "If That's Your Boyfriend He Wasn't Last Night" to her.

by Anonymousreply 1412/10/2012

"Well, the good news is that I got the test results and I'm HIV negative. So I can tell you right now he didn't get it from me."

by Anonymousreply 1512/10/2012

I made out with and jacked off a guy my cousin ended up dating for a while. I told her after they broke up :-)

He was a stripper at gay bars, and one night he was working and I was practically the only customer there, so even after I was out of cash, he just spent time with me, basically giving me a non-stop lap-dance for an hour or so. I went home with my clothes soaked in his sweat (he was working hard for the money!)

They didn't have sex right away, but after a week I asked her if she knew he had a prince-albert piercing. She didn't. I think asked her if it was weird to her that I had gotten farther with her boyfriend than she had. She thought it was. They dated for about six weeks I think (after that).

by Anonymousreply 1612/10/2012

R11 he left no stone unturned.

No boundary issues for him.

He also agreed to a BJ from a gay friend to fulfill his bucket list.

His oral skills were amazing.

Drug connections awesome.

Avoid straight men.

They are so demanding as well as idiots.

He never reciprocated on gay friend, just a lark.

by Anonymousreply 1712/10/2012

Boundary issues? Yes.

Boundaries between reality and fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 1812/10/2012

What good can come from telling her?

by Anonymousreply 1912/10/2012

If you can't be discrete don't expect it from others. You betrayed your sister in the first place and now you want to betray her again. ugh

by Anonymousreply 2012/10/2012

Tell her safely from the confines of your lovely room at Briarcliff.

by Anonymousreply 2112/10/2012

Discretion will get you more sex in unexpected places. Some don't play until they know they can trust you.

by Anonymousreply 2212/10/2012

R20, how did he "betray" his sister if he slept with the guy BEFORE they got together?

by Anonymousreply 2312/10/2012

By her a strapon customized to the dimensions of your penis and instruct her on how best to satisfy him.

by Anonymousreply 2412/10/2012

This thread is more fun if we ignore that part R23.

by Anonymousreply 2512/10/2012

Thread could become a gathering place for people who can't spell "discreet."

by Anonymousreply 2612/10/2012

Doesn't Hallmark make a card for this particular occasion?

by Anonymousreply 2712/10/2012

R20? what part of "it was before he was her boyfriend" don't you understand?

by Anonymousreply 2812/10/2012

BOOM I fucked your boyfriend - I fucked your man!

by Anonymousreply 2912/10/2012

You're a whore and a bitch, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 3012/10/2012

Not when she's sucking your dick.

by Anonymousreply 3112/10/2012

Long distance.

by Anonymousreply 3212/10/2012

Wait until their engagement is announced.

by Anonymousreply 3312/12/2012

Show her the hidden cam video of him fucking you.

by Anonymousreply 3405/16/2014

In 1976 I met this really cute "straight" guy, and we became fuck buddies. Whenever he could, we would hook up and I would fuck his brains out. After about 3 months, the drama started sucking all of the fun out, so we parted ways. Four months later, we had a family reunion, and my sister's date was my old fuck buddy. The look on his face was priceless, and he never called my sister again. About 10 years later, when she had married a nice guy and had a couple of kids, I told her the whole story. She said it explained why he was such a gentleman, and never put the moves on her. LOL

by Anonymousreply 3505/17/2014
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