(it was before he was her boyfriend) Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Can I get Bravo to film it....this could be a series!!!
What is the best way to tell your sister that you've fucked her boyfriend?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/17/2014|
New Years Eve and you're all drunk
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/10/2012|
I would imagine it first depends on if you're a man or woman (although I think we already know the answer).
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/10/2012|
"Sis, did you ever have one of those times when, you know.., your boyfriend's hole wasn't as fresh?"
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/10/2012|
via long distance from another country
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/10/2012|
Through the Letters to the Editor column in TORSO Magazine, silly!
"Dear Editor, I never dreamed I'd be writing to you, but you'll never guess what happened to me..."
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/10/2012|
Well, start by admitting that you have serious boundary issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/10/2012|
No wait, start off by saying you recently [italic]discovered[/italic] you have serious boundary issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/10/2012|
Sis, remember when when you got my hand-me-down jeans?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/10/2012|
My ex fucked his dyke's sisters lipstick lesbian as well as his first cousin.
There is never a good time to reveal this.
It got worse from there.
He had a long list of every racial/ethnic group he wanted to dick.
Mission accomplished except for unfortunate incident when he contracted STD from Towson State University Student which I was lucky recipient after the fact.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/10/2012|
[quote]I have boundary issues?!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/10/2012|
Thank God the weekend's nearly over. We've had uncontrolled OCD trolling since Friday night, this being merely the newest example.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/10/2012|
Go to karaoke and dedicate "If That's Your Boyfriend He Wasn't Last Night" to her.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/10/2012|
"Well, the good news is that I got the test results and I'm HIV negative. So I can tell you right now he didn't get it from me."
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/10/2012|
I made out with and jacked off a guy my cousin ended up dating for a while. I told her after they broke up :-)
He was a stripper at gay bars, and one night he was working and I was practically the only customer there, so even after I was out of cash, he just spent time with me, basically giving me a non-stop lap-dance for an hour or so. I went home with my clothes soaked in his sweat (he was working hard for the money!)
They didn't have sex right away, but after a week I asked her if she knew he had a prince-albert piercing. She didn't. I think asked her if it was weird to her that I had gotten farther with her boyfriend than she had. She thought it was. They dated for about six weeks I think (after that).
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/10/2012|
R11 he left no stone unturned.
No boundary issues for him.
He also agreed to a BJ from a gay friend to fulfill his bucket list.
His oral skills were amazing.
Drug connections awesome.
Avoid straight men.
They are so demanding as well as idiots.
He never reciprocated on gay friend, just a lark.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/10/2012|
Boundary issues? Yes.
Boundaries between reality and fantasy.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/10/2012|
What good can come from telling her?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/10/2012|
If you can't be discrete don't expect it from others. You betrayed your sister in the first place and now you want to betray her again. ugh
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/10/2012|
Tell her safely from the confines of your lovely room at Briarcliff.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/10/2012|
Discretion will get you more sex in unexpected places. Some don't play until they know they can trust you.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/10/2012|
R20, how did he "betray" his sister if he slept with the guy BEFORE they got together?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/10/2012|
By her a strapon customized to the dimensions of your penis and instruct her on how best to satisfy him.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/10/2012|
This thread is more fun if we ignore that part R23.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/10/2012|
Thread could become a gathering place for people who can't spell "discreet."
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/10/2012|
Doesn't Hallmark make a card for this particular occasion?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/10/2012|
R20? what part of "it was before he was her boyfriend" don't you understand?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/10/2012|
BOOM I fucked your boyfriend - I fucked your man!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/10/2012|
You're a whore and a bitch, darlin'.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/10/2012|
Not when she's sucking your dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/10/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/10/2012|
Wait until their engagement is announced.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/12/2012|
Show her the hidden cam video of him fucking you.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/16/2014|
In 1976 I met this really cute "straight" guy, and we became fuck buddies. Whenever he could, we would hook up and I would fuck his brains out. After about 3 months, the drama started sucking all of the fun out, so we parted ways. Four months later, we had a family reunion, and my sister's date was my old fuck buddy. The look on his face was priceless, and he never called my sister again. About 10 years later, when she had married a nice guy and had a couple of kids, I told her the whole story. She said it explained why he was such a gentleman, and never put the moves on her. LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/17/2014|