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WTF was Hallmark thinking???

Yes, this is a real card.

"You're 13 today! If you had a rich boyfriend, he'd give you diamonds and rubies. Well, maybe next year you will – when you've bigger boobies!"

by Anonymousreply 812/11/2012


by Anonymousreply 112/09/2012

That's so British.

by Anonymousreply 212/09/2012

The Brits used to have a line of cards called "Purple Ronnie" which featured child-like stick-figure drawings. One of them read:

"Some people will do anything to get a skinny tum. But what I like is a Smiley Face and a BIG FAT SQUIDGEY BUM."

by Anonymousreply 312/09/2012

Yikes. They are still being prouduced.

by Anonymousreply 412/09/2012

At least they stopped printing the card that read:

You're 13 today and a card's all you got. If you want better gifts, you'll give up that twat!

by Anonymousreply 512/09/2012

If you're going to send a card like that, it's only right to include a gift certificate for breast implants.

by Anonymousreply 612/09/2012

Liz and Dick?

by Anonymousreply 712/09/2012

Do dey hav dat der card fo 8yere old?

by Anonymousreply 812/11/2012
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