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If Mitt Romney were on fire

would Obama piss on him or throw grease?

If Ann Romney were on fire, would you piss on her or throw grease?

by Anonymousreply 1312/11/2012

I would piss on him, blow him and then start a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 112/09/2012

Stand and watch. He's already greasey enough to burn like a torch.

by Anonymousreply 212/09/2012

Obama would do whatever he could to put out the flames and help Romney.

I would call 911 for Ann Romney. If there were a hose or bucket of water handy I'd douse her with it.

I can't stand her but I couldn't stand to watch any living creature burn up without trying to help.

by Anonymousreply 312/09/2012

I would hold Obama's arms back and throw the grease.

Ann Romney I would hold her down, tear off her wig and tattoo "Socialism is best" on the back of her head.

by Anonymousreply 412/09/2012

R4 cracked me up.

by Anonymousreply 512/09/2012

[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 612/09/2012

I'd bring in the kids to watch.

by Anonymousreply 712/09/2012

Now, you all are just mean!

by Anonymousreply 812/09/2012

I'd pour on Jack Daniels. Mitt and Ann deserve a drink.

by Anonymousreply 912/09/2012

[quote]If Mitt Romney were on fire

I'd come running with a bag of marshmallows and a stick.

by Anonymousreply 1012/09/2012

Would you beat him with the stick r10?

by Anonymousreply 1112/10/2012

I would give them both facials.

by Anonymousreply 1212/10/2012

If he were on fire, would you get close enough to blow on his face r12?

by Anonymousreply 1312/11/2012
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