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Judge ORDERS deadbeat dad with nine kids (via six babymamas) to STOP PROCREATING!

AT LAST! A judge has recognized that there's no "constitutional right" to pop out as many kids as you can unless you actually make enough money to provide for them!!

"Corey Curtis, a Wisconsin man, was about $85,000 behind in child support payments for two of his nine children (more on his super sperm in a minute). After pleading no-contest to one charge of felony bail jumping and one charge of failing to pay his child support, he received an uncommon punishment as part of his probation sentencing.

Judge Tim Boyle told Curtis that he is not allowed to impregnante anyone else. "It's too bad the court doesn't have the authority to sterilize," the judge said during the sentencing.

Yes, that's right. The judge told Curtis that he's not allowed to use his manjunk for the next three years. Strangely enough, this law has precedence in the Wisconsin Supreme Court. The higher has ruled that a judge can order defendants to not have another child unless he he sufficiently show he has enough funds to support the raising of another child — something that Curtis certainly cannot do at this time.

Curtis' sperm is clearly super powerful. Instead of closing it off to the world, we should embrace it. Let's somehow try and figure out how use those bad boys as a source of renewable energy. We have to start using his power for good and not evil, it's our only hope."

by Anonymousreply 712/08/2012

About fucking time

by Anonymousreply 112/08/2012

So, will the judge force any woman he does knock up to abort? This is fucked up. Castrate him.

by Anonymousreply 212/08/2012

R2, the judge can't force an abortion, but he can sure as hell hold the guy in contempt of court -- which carries a jail sentence -- if he knocks anyone else up.

by Anonymousreply 312/08/2012

And the guy, knowing this, may coerce the woman to have an abortion, threaten her to not get a paternity test done or file for child support or even assault her to try to cause a miscarriage.

by Anonymousreply 412/08/2012

What a looker! I see why the ladies find him irresistible.

by Anonymousreply 612/08/2012

Irresistible to thug hunting women. This low-life sets certain women's libidos on fire.

by Anonymousreply 712/08/2012
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