Jamie Foxx is host, Ne-Yo is the musical guest.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||12/09/2012|
Two black queens.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/08/2012|
Ne-Yo's a hottie. Like my coffee I don't take 'em black but for him I'd make an exception.
Foxx, on the other hand, is a fuggo.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/08/2012|
Jamie Foxx....is it 2004 again?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/08/2012|
bump for laughs!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/08/2012|
Get ready for hilarious skits!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/08/2012|
Great. Two dl homos
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/08/2012|
It's starting now!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/08/2012|
It's on now!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/08/2012|
Jay Pharoah's Obama is scary good.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/08/2012|
Jamie Fox is so ugly! It's hard to look at him without thinking of Wanda.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/08/2012|
He only played the piano because I did.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/08/2012|
[quote]Jamie Foxx....is it 2004 again?
His opening monologue sure seemed like it.
"How black is President Obama?"
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/08/2012|
Did Jamie even introduce Ne-Yo?
What an AWFUL opening skit and Jamie's monologue was offensive............but not as racist as the current skit where Jamie is calling everyone a "bitch."
Worst 15 minutes of SNL in years.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/08/2012|
Bitch, this first skit is already running too long bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/08/2012|
And supposedly they put the best skits first! Does not bode well for the rest of the show.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/08/2012|
[quote] is it 2004 again?
Apparently next week it will be the 1970s and 1980s again: host Martin Short and musical guest Paul McCartney.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/08/2012|
can't think of a less relevant show. it's running on pure name recognition now.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/08/2012|
This is awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/08/2012|
The next time Jamie Foxx is funny on SNL will be the first time Jamie Foxx is funny on SNL.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/08/2012|
What a terrible series of opening sketches (and monologue). Turned it off. If there's anything funny it'll be on Hulu tomorrow.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/08/2012|
Can't they bring back Mary Gross? I'm sure it can't be worse than this...
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/08/2012|
You can't say Martin Short isn't funny. I'll watch.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/08/2012|
What's wrong with his face? It looks...off. Too gaunt or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/08/2012|
Friend of mine was at the dress rehearsal. There's a Broadway musical talk show sketch that was pretty funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/08/2012|
Ne-Yo has chunky thighs.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/08/2012|
Even the male dancers were bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/08/2012|
30 minutes to go, I'm curious how bad Jamie Foxx is.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/08/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/08/2012|
R25, I thought the same thing - all that dancing and Neyo has a flabby-looking ass, hips made for birthing and an obvious starter belly.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/08/2012|
Why does EVERY Jamie Foxx joke have to be a racist-tinged?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/08/2012|
I still don't understand how Foxx and J Lo were the breakout stars of IN LIVING COLOR.
Nothing about tonight's SNL makes sense.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/08/2012|
R31, yeah, whatever happened to that Jim Carrey guy?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/08/2012|
Another game show parody? And yet another game show parody in the same show?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/08/2012|
It is all about Black Power!
You guys are too white to get the humour.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/08/2012|
This is the worst SNL I can ever remember seeing and I've been watching since I was 5 ('86). What the fuck happened?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/08/2012|
Of course it is, r34!
Coming from a closted sell out it's a bit rich, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/08/2012|
Get a load at the pretentious spelling troll aka r34 saying we are too white to get the "humour" of game show parodies and pimp jokes.
And Jay Pharoah is neither funny nor is he a good enough impressionist.
Could you IMAGINE the otrage if a comparable WHITE actor - aka Jim Carrey - said "Kill all the black people" in an opening sketch?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/08/2012|
It collapsed in on it's own mythology, r35.
People are hired based on how they will fit into the environment rather than whether or not they're funny.
Back in the day, it was more about talent spotting, like old A&R record people did.
Iconoclasts like Norm MacDonald and even Eddie Murphy probably wouldn't be hired today. (In fairness, Murphy got in through persistence rather than sheer comic talent.)
It's also highly discriminatory against ugly women and people of colour.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/08/2012|
Can't wait for the Broadway musical sketch.
Maine Justice is not funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||12/08/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/08/2012|
I know, its, no apostrophe.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/08/2012|
It's having a pretty shitty season, isn't it?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/08/2012|
Maine Justice is one of the funniest sketches I've seen in While.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/08/2012|
Who is the idiot in the audience who keeps yelling "yeeee-ow!"
|by Anonymous||reply 44||12/08/2012|
Really embarrassing- every black stereotype in the world. That pimp sketch was worthy of the worst portrayal of a black man-so demeaning-And shit did Dermot Mulroney get haggard looking and old.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/08/2012|
I did like the Swarovski Crystal ad at the end.
Who was the blond girl in that? She pretty much stole the sketch.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/08/2012|
I must be on another planet. Every time I come here after SNL to voice my opinion of the show my opinion is the opposite of the great majority. I thought the show was great. Jamie Foxx had the best opening monologue in awhile. He was relaxed and charismatic.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/08/2012|
I'm watching on the West coast and there is something fucked up about the show. Not just Foxx being dull, at first I thought they had a technical problem.
The photo thing when they come back from a commercial is hanging and hanging. It's as if they're having to fill time from some kind of fuck up, or they aren't ready to go back on the air on time.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||12/08/2012|
R47 is Helen Keller
|by Anonymous||reply 49||12/08/2012|
R46 - that blonde with the roots was the fantastic Kate McKinnon - I think it was her only sketch this week, and that's too bad.
She has more talent than just about all the other cast members put together...
The rest of the show sucked - there was no Broadway talk show. And the funniest joke was the throwaway at the end of the Dylan McDermott/Dermot Mulroney game show, when the host said the next show was the Djimon Hansou/Chiwetel Ejiofor game show, and all 3 black contestants immediately knew who they were...
|by Anonymous||reply 50||12/08/2012|
[quote]Worst 15 minutes of SNL in years.
How could you tell?
This shit show hasn't been watchable since 1993.
Why do you people continue to watch when you know it is unfunny shit?
Do you not have cable?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||12/08/2012|
R50, no, it wasn't. It was the chick who played the ASL translator and The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With A Party. You're an idiot and blind.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||12/08/2012|
SNL is seldom funny to me. If this is funny, I don't get funny. I did laugh out loud during offensive Michigan State piece when they panned to Fred Armison as the the Japanese girl friend. Shame on me. Is Ne-Yo gay? I saw a photo somewhere that was supposed to be him getting his dick sucked by a woman. The pic was taken by the blow job recipient in front of a mirror. He had his pants pulled down, his underwear was still on with his dick sticking through his underpants. What is this pulling your dick out through the pee hole? The woman was on her knees at the edge of the bed blowing him. You could see her ass with a thong on. Later it occurred to me that she might not have been a real woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||12/08/2012|
Nobody has mentioned the Alex Cross trailer, which was hilarious. The rest of the show... Not so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||12/09/2012|
The Swarovski bit was kinda funny and I actually LOL'd at the, what never goes out of style..ANAL line.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||12/09/2012|
It just seemed to fit the norm of shows with comedians as host not being funny. It's the ones with host who you least expect, such as athletes, which tend to be funnier.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||12/09/2012|
Bring back Bruno Mars
|by Anonymous||reply 57||12/09/2012|
Or Eli Manning!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||12/09/2012|
If you slow mo the monologue, you can see the outline of Jamie's big dick.
I like him, he has a good sense of humor, is a good singer, and at least he wasn't reading cue cards like a lot of hosts.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||12/09/2012|
Cecily Strong is the female cast member.
Wasn't reading cue cards? Maybe not for the monologue, but it looked like he was reading cue cards in the skits I saw, like the "bitch" skit.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||12/09/2012|
Thought more DLers would like the Dylan McDermott/Dermot Mulroney skit. People always mention them in the "stars you get confused" threads.
They should do a Bill Paxton/Bill Pullman game show in next week's episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||12/09/2012|
[quote] It just seemed to fit the norm of shows with comedians as host not being funny.
The Louis CK hosted ep of SNL was the funniest this season by far.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||12/09/2012|
r29, spot on.
Ne Yo and his DL dancers were fat, dude.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||12/09/2012|
The Swarovski skit was probably the funniest and should've been earlier in the show.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||12/09/2012|
Here is the Swarvoski sketch
|by Anonymous||reply 65||12/09/2012|
The Skvarowski skit HAD to be last - the censors wouldn't allow the "anal" joke until after midnight EST.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||12/09/2012|
I must be the only one who preferred Fred Armisen as Obama. Pharoah is physically all wrong for it, and his voice and mannerisms are not all that either.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||12/09/2012|
"I like him, he has a good sense of humor, is a good singer, and at least he wasn't reading cue cards like a lot of hosts"
Were you drunk while watching the show?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||12/09/2012|
The Broadway show sketch is being retooled for Martin Short next week.
They did a sketch about Princess Kate's obstetrician with Fred Armisen again playing the Queen but it got cut for obvious reasons.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||12/09/2012|
I think Martin Short paid Foxx and/or the writing staff to suck that badly so that he'd look brilliant by comparison. (Not that he isn't normally pretty brilliant anyway.)
|by Anonymous||reply 70||12/09/2012|
I hope Harry Shearer shows up next week so they can do an installment of the male synchronized swimmers.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||12/09/2012|
R61, you should write for Jay Leno.
R51, do you not have a DVR?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||12/09/2012|
Foxx seemed pissed off about something.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||12/09/2012|
I like Kate McKinnon, Bill Hader and Cecily Strong a lot. They deserve better material than this.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||12/09/2012|
Always record this on my dvr so I can ff through all the shitty skits/musical performances and this was the first time I ff through every single skit. I think I'm done with this show for good.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||12/09/2012|
R59, totally saw the VPL. Not a huge Jamie Foxx fan but that did look nice...
|by Anonymous||reply 76||12/09/2012|
Worst SNL ever. Horrible.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||12/09/2012|