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Mario Lopez decorates the ChristmASS tree

Posted on Twitter by his wife/beard.

by Anonymousreply 4406/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 112/08/2012

That is a little creepy. Is that his little daughter staring up at his half exposed ass?

by Anonymousreply 212/08/2012

He can't afford pants?

by Anonymousreply 312/08/2012

It's his briefs company

by Anonymousreply 412/08/2012


by Anonymousreply 512/08/2012

Mario Lopez is so desperate for attention, he'll do just about anything to get noticed. He's like the straight (or maybe only closeted, judging by the persistent gay rumors) Reichen.

by Anonymousreply 612/08/2012

Well, Mr Lopez was certainly HUNG by the chimney with care!

by Anonymousreply 712/08/2012

I want it.......

by Anonymousreply 812/08/2012

It has seen better days. Alas.

by Anonymousreply 912/08/2012

How stupid. Talk about an attention whore!

by Anonymousreply 1012/08/2012

Is there anything he won't do for the sake of publicity?

by Anonymousreply 1112/08/2012

And here I was, waiting for the animated gif to load, wherein Mr Red Undies falls off the ladder, knocks over the tree, kicks the little girl holding his ankles in the face and knocks out a couple of teeth...

And instead all I got was a long list of fraus wanting to "slap his butt" for being so "cute."

by Anonymousreply 1212/08/2012

He's Republican ass votes against your rights. So does his Republican dimples.

by Anonymousreply 1312/08/2012

I would definitely tap that, until it turned as red as the undies.

by Anonymousreply 1412/08/2012

His ass is flat.

by Anonymousreply 1512/08/2012

Mario Lopez is a famewhore.

by Anonymousreply 1612/08/2012

Boring. Dull. Vapid.

by Anonymousreply 1712/08/2012

How funny to have a toddler hold him still, like if he's going to fall her strength will hold him in place.

by Anonymousreply 1812/08/2012

[quote]He's Republican ass votes against your rights.

Well, everyone makes a typo from time to time.

[quote]So does his Republican dimples.

But some people are just fucking idiots.

by Anonymousreply 1912/08/2012

Mario Lopez' face bothers me. I cannot look at it. There is something very off-putting about his face.

Too smiley, too much of the dimples, too scrunched up.

He seems pleasant and nice, but I do not wish to view him.

by Anonymousreply 2012/08/2012

That poor child, I remember someone said that (can't remember how they experienced it) he had really stinky feet.

by Anonymousreply 2112/08/2012

Whats not to like r20?

by Anonymousreply 2212/08/2012

That is one hot man. Beautiful butt, beautiful!

by Anonymousreply 2312/08/2012

Do you think she uses strap-on on him?

by Anonymousreply 2412/08/2012

let me eat it

by Anonymousreply 2512/08/2012

We gon do sum'em different tonight!

by Anonymousreply 2612/08/2012

It speaks for itself.

by Anonymousreply 2712/08/2012

27 posts and nobody mentions the chair?

by Anonymousreply 2812/08/2012

Thanks for the erection, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2912/08/2012

Mario seems like a pig! He has his ass exposed like that in front of his daughter? Did you read the message below the picture by his wife? Sorry, but these people act like peons.He is one beautiful man, but he is getting annoying.

Is he in the closet or is he not in the closet? I'm not a frau or fangurl,but he seems like he is in love with his wife.

by Anonymousreply 3012/08/2012

So did he finally marry her?

by Anonymousreply 3112/08/2012

[post by racist shit-stain # 2 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 3212/08/2012

Very tacky and low class to decorate the Christmas tree in your underwear in front of your daughter like that.

by Anonymousreply 3312/08/2012

[quote]Mario Lopez' face bothers me. I cannot look at it. There is something very off-putting about his face.

I totally agree, he's not attractive at all.

by Anonymousreply 3412/08/2012

I'll always have a special place in my heart for Mario. I spent my early teen years jacking off to him and Zack Morris.

by Anonymousreply 3512/08/2012

[quote]So did he finally marry her?

Yep. Their wedding special was on tonight. They really are self-promoting famewhores. The OP's pic the wife took was taken to promote a clothing line and the X Factor, per the wife's tweet at the bottom.

by Anonymousreply 3612/08/2012

She came across as a total bitch on the reality show about their baby - even insulted Mario's uncut cock.

I would never want to marry a bitch like that.

by Anonymousreply 3712/08/2012

Yeah, the word is that he got snipped to please her. She's a total cunt.

by Anonymousreply 3812/08/2012

I was thinking I'd love to have a muscled boyfriend decorating my Christmas tree in his underwear ... then I noticed the kid. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 3912/08/2012

Oh no, Mario remains intact. He made that pretty clear. He loves his foreskin. It's not going anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 4012/08/2012

You wouldn't have to see his face while he bites the pillow.

by Anonymousreply 4112/08/2012

he's an arrogant jerk who's not attractive off camera....but in 2D, my gawd he makes me weak lol

by Anonymousreply 4212/08/2012

Great body, but Mario is rather nauseatingly insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 4312/08/2012

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by Anonymousreply 4406/14/2013
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