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High resolution close-up pictures of celebrity faces!

I find this endlessly fascinating for some reason...

by Anonymousreply 15801/29/2013

Look how Minaj paints on her fucking nose. Is there ANYTHING real about this hack?

by Anonymousreply 112/08/2012

Janet scares me.

by Anonymousreply 212/08/2012

LOL what went on here?

by Anonymousreply 312/08/2012

Wow! How old is Charlie Sheen? If he had gray hair I'd think he was pushing 80.

by Anonymousreply 412/08/2012

Tyra has too many fucking teeth...

by Anonymousreply 512/08/2012

This is awesome! thx for the link!

by Anonymousreply 612/08/2012

Anne Hathaway has a moustache.

In general, they all have bleached teeth or veneers.

by Anonymousreply 712/08/2012

The stache award goes to Degeneres.

by Anonymousreply 812/08/2012

More hairlines please; I want to see the bases of their toupees.

Kinda sweet that Kevin Jonas is still putting make-up on to cover up his zits!

by Anonymousreply 912/08/2012

The most flawless ones I found are:

Jenny McCarthy Denise Richards Paris Hilton (it pains me to even type that) Tyra Banks (hate typing that too) Elizabeth Hurley Demi Moore

Almost all of the men are disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 1012/08/2012


by Anonymousreply 1112/08/2012

Eww, doesn't Katy Perry do Proactiv commercials? False advertising!!

by Anonymousreply 1212/08/2012

Even Angelina is kind of a woofer IRL

by Anonymousreply 1312/08/2012

Id like to see what the women look like without make up.


by Anonymousreply 1412/08/2012

Kristen Stewart should trim her nose hair.

by Anonymousreply 1512/08/2012

Michael Jackson must have willed Joan Rivers his nose.

by Anonymousreply 1612/08/2012

Tilda is fascinating an alien...

by Anonymousreply 1712/08/2012

Best females:

Claire Danes, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan (event though Lohan has a weird expression)

Best males:

Ashton Kutcher (ugh), Matthew Fox, all the others look disgusting.

I think it's interesting that the biggest assholes in Hollywood are the ones I find easiest to look at in HD.

by Anonymousreply 1812/08/2012

I'm r18 - I think I'm rating based on perceived quality and health of skin, no obvious flaws or well-disguised flaws, no overuse of makeup. I'm ignoring facial hair on the guys.

by Anonymousreply 1912/08/2012

A lot of the make-up looks so caked on.

by Anonymousreply 2012/08/2012

Obama is as handsome close up as he is far away.

by Anonymousreply 2112/08/2012

What work have I had done?

by Anonymousreply 2212/08/2012

OMG I missed Obama. He's hot.

by Anonymousreply 2312/08/2012

What's the deal with Garth Brooks? His skin looks like a baby's.

by Anonymousreply 2412/08/2012

Harry Styles wears colored contacts

by Anonymousreply 2512/08/2012

Wow. Kate Moss has beautiful eyes.

by Anonymousreply 2612/08/2012

Nicki Minaj is the fakest fake that ever faked!

by Anonymousreply 2712/08/2012

Harry Styles has a lot of pimples.

by Anonymousreply 2812/08/2012


by Anonymousreply 2912/08/2012

I will never show my teeth in public again

by Anonymousreply 3012/08/2012

Kristen Stewart and Garth Brooks have good skin. Niki Minaj needs to learn how to use her contouring makeup so it's not so obvious.

by Anonymousreply 3112/08/2012

Kidman is wearing a clear micronized silica powder developed for HD, which photographs white if applied too heavily.

Sometimes what appears to be a moustache on a female is discoloration caused by hormones. It's sometimes called the mask of pregnancy but menopausal women (Ellen?) get it, too.

by Anonymousreply 3212/08/2012

Any close up high resolution pics of celebrity shit holes?

by Anonymousreply 3312/08/2012

Wow channing tatum, yikes.

by Anonymousreply 3412/08/2012

Jared Leto, WTF is up with those eyebrows???

by Anonymousreply 3512/08/2012

Amazing how different most of them look close-up. So many of the women have foundation so thick it looks like it's been applied with a paintbrush.

by Anonymousreply 3612/08/2012

If I were a celebrity I'd be afraid to leave the house without a ski mask on.

by Anonymousreply 3712/08/2012

Leto is playing a tranny in the McConnaughey AIDS movie.

But does he look more alien than Tilda Swinton?

by Anonymousreply 3812/08/2012

Only extremely young people look good in close-ups.

by Anonymousreply 3912/08/2012

Meryl Streep looks good. Very smooth skin for a 60-something woman.

by Anonymousreply 4012/08/2012

People who need to dial down the makeup:

Christina Aguilera - up close she looks like Bozo the Clown

Kim Kardashian - her mascara looks hideous, like she has tarantula legs growing out of her eyes

by Anonymousreply 4112/08/2012

Now I'm addicted to this site, too. Thanks, OP!

by Anonymousreply 4212/08/2012

Dear god no, say it ain't so!

by Anonymousreply 4312/08/2012

And the best skin goes to...

by Anonymousreply 4412/08/2012

Thank you, OP, this is not only fascinating - it's proving to be quite the tutorial in makeup. I hadn't realized that 98% of these women wear false eyelashes, or that flase eyelashes are available in 3/4" clumps.

I'm certainly learning what not to do!

by Anonymousreply 4512/08/2012


by Anonymousreply 4612/08/2012

OMG! Karl Rove's blog neck!

by Anonymousreply 4712/08/2012

Ching chong, ching chong:

by Anonymousreply 4812/08/2012

Wow .. irrefutable proof that men sure as fuck don't age better than women but quite the opposite.

by Anonymousreply 4912/08/2012

Are there any celebrities who still have their original teeth or does everyone have veneers now?

by Anonymousreply 5012/08/2012

[quote]The stache award goes to Degeneres.

Well, it makes sense, does it not?

by Anonymousreply 5112/08/2012

Daniel Radcliffe really, really needs to stop smoking.

by Anonymousreply 5212/08/2012

R22, it's plastic surgery that creates those weird horizontal creases, right? I shudder to think of what this old soak would look like without it. Alcohol really makes you hit the wall by 40, doesn't it?

by Anonymousreply 5312/08/2012

Kesha looks great.

by Anonymousreply 5412/08/2012

r22/r53 figure in smoking and you've got your answer.

by Anonymousreply 5512/08/2012

[quote] So many of the women have foundation so thick it looks like it's been applied with a paintbrush.

More like a spatula.

I think Tilda has amazing complexion. Her skin looks like translucent paper.

by Anonymousreply 5612/08/2012

Is it me, or is there something sexy about this photo?

by Anonymousreply 5712/08/2012

Any celebs who don't have veneers?

Jodie Foster's teeth look natural (probably just bleached).

by Anonymousreply 5812/08/2012

Post the Jodie pic, please.

by Anonymousreply 5912/08/2012

I think ScarJo holds up well.

by Anonymousreply 6012/08/2012

I'm heartened to see that everyone's mascara clumps horribly and the foundation is laid on an inch thick.

I'm no so ugly in this new light.

Thanks, OP!

by Anonymousreply 6112/08/2012

Meg Ryan, still with her natural teeth.

by Anonymousreply 6212/08/2012

What's interesting to me is how some celebs look better cropped.

by Anonymousreply 6312/08/2012

Ewan McGregor and Bradley Cooper both had obvious sets of veneers done not too long ago. It's funny, because their original teeth looked fine.

by Anonymousreply 6412/08/2012

Some of them appear to have really nice skin, so I don't understand why their MAs go overboard.

by Anonymousreply 6512/08/2012

r44 - Who is that?

by Anonymousreply 6612/08/2012

[quote]What's the deal with Garth Brooks? His skin looks like a baby's.

He appears to be wearing foundation.

by Anonymousreply 6712/08/2012

"Any celebs who don't have veneers?"

Keira Knightley and Kristin Kreuk look "natural" in their pics

by Anonymousreply 6812/08/2012

Janet looks like a troll doll. Really, a troll doll. Scary indeed.

Katy Perry and Jarel Leto both have little round doll eyes. Katy's skin looks spackled for chrissakes, bad skin.

by Anonymousreply 6912/08/2012

Danny Trejo's face is melting off...

by Anonymousreply 7012/08/2012

Famke Janssen (X-men, Taken)

At 47, she has better skin than many women I know in their early 30s. But maybe the outdoor lighting is just making her look better? Click for super hi res version.

by Anonymousreply 7112/08/2012

Louis Tomlinson, r66. Known around DL for his ass and possible man friendly ways with Harry Styles, 8 threads ensue.

by Anonymousreply 7212/08/2012's just you r57.

by Anonymousreply 7312/08/2012

Nope, r71 - she looks like someone in their late 40s who takes good care of themselves.

by Anonymousreply 7412/08/2012

r72 - Ah, ok. He should give some skin care tips to Harry.

Incidentally, he looks a bit like a young, pre-heroin Ethan Hawke in that pic.

by Anonymousreply 7512/08/2012

He actually looks like Stephen Dorff r75.

by Anonymousreply 7612/08/2012

r76 - Yeah, I can see that too. Dorff aged out of the pretty quite young though. Louis better keep up his facial regime.

by Anonymousreply 7712/08/2012

[quote]Louis better keep up his facial regime.

Off topic, but what would be a good facial regime?

by Anonymousreply 7812/08/2012

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned this yet, but the reason the people in these pics look so bad is because they have been run through photoshop filters. The contrast and saturation on mast of them have been turned way up. That's why Nicki's makeup is so obvious. Lindsay looks downright horrific in candids, yet her pic was not adjusted so much so she looks less awful in comparison.

by Anonymousreply 7912/08/2012


by Anonymousreply 8012/08/2012

I'm scared!

by Anonymousreply 8112/08/2012

[quote]good facial regime

Regimen! Not regime. Good grief.

by Anonymousreply 8212/08/2012

He's sexy...I'd totally make out with that...

by Anonymousreply 8312/08/2012

r82 - Oops. But the world might be a more peaceful place if more countries had facial regimes.

by Anonymousreply 8412/08/2012

I hate you R80. I wish I could unsee what I just saw.


by Anonymousreply 8512/08/2012

R25, what you're seeing is not proof of colored lenses but a dilated pupil caused by drugs (Molly/E most likely).

by Anonymousreply 8612/08/2012

R79 A lot of them seem to also have been sharpened in photoshop. But you're definitely right on the saturation. I think it also has to do with the lighting and flash photography which can make people look harsh.

by Anonymousreply 8712/08/2012

I guarantee I could take a hi res photo of pretty much anyone and give it this same treatment in photoshop and make them look like shit. Jack the saturation and contrast and put a quick high pass overlay...bam photo disaster.

by Anonymousreply 8812/08/2012

OMG. Keith Richards looks FUCKED.

by Anonymousreply 8912/09/2012

They why aren't they ALL photoshop disasters? Some of them look just fine. And sorry, but that mess on Katy Perry's face is not the result of heightened saturation! A mess is a mess.

by Anonymousreply 9012/09/2012

The most makeup award goes to Garth Brooks. Ashton Kutcher, Jeremy Renner, Tom Cruise, Jake G., and Leo Di in their second photos, come close. And of course, Pee Wee.

Some of the younger dudes have brow and lash gel/tinting going on along with light powder instead of heavy foundation like Garth.

by Anonymousreply 9112/09/2012

Keith Richards looks like a California Raisin

by Anonymousreply 9212/09/2012

"Keith Richards looks like a California Raisin"

A California Raisin with veneers or implants. Those blinding white teeth look funny as hell; perfect teeth in a gnarled, brown face.

by Anonymousreply 9312/09/2012

Wow. So much make up!

by Anonymousreply 9412/09/2012

One Direction --- FACES OF METH!

by Anonymousreply 9512/09/2012

Yikes! I thought this was Michael Jackson at first!!

by Anonymousreply 9612/09/2012

Taylor Lautner was the only guy I saw with great skin and any sense of youth.

Queen Elizabeth looked beautiful for and old woman. Great skin and without any deep lines in her face.

by Anonymousreply 9712/09/2012

Funny how Cameron Diaz's acne-pitted skin doesn't look so bad in her pictures.

I was looking for pictures of Vanessa Williams (re the above and another ProActive spokesperson) and I came across the following. Dear God, I can't unsee it. I guess that's how you look after so many years of Depp.

by Anonymousreply 9812/09/2012

I take that back about Taylor being the only beauty. Chance Crawford is pretty damn perfect too when photographed up close.

by Anonymousreply 9912/09/2012

Youth only lasts a moment, but butt ugly lasts a lifetime.

by Anonymousreply 10012/09/2012

I literally shrieked out loud at that, R98.

by Anonymousreply 10112/09/2012

The site is messing with the photos. The lighting and tint is shopped on them.

by Anonymousreply 10212/09/2012

The eyes have it.

by Anonymousreply 10312/09/2012

Rashida Jones looks wonderful considering her age. That is fantastic skin. (Yes, she has a little bit of foundation on, but not much)

by Anonymousreply 10412/09/2012


by Anonymousreply 10512/09/2012

Oops, I fucked up the link to Rashida Jones. Sorry--this should be better.

by Anonymousreply 10612/09/2012

Tom Ford is a total asshole and narcissist, but I've got to admit, for someone over 50 he has fabulous skin.

by Anonymousreply 10712/09/2012

Adrianne Curry has good skin without any makeup...

by Anonymousreply 10812/09/2012

LOL, R107

by Anonymousreply 10912/09/2012

Oops--fucked up the linbk again! Here's Tom Ford:

by Anonymousreply 11012/09/2012

They've definitely bumped up the magenta values- a lot of copper/brown eyeshadows are looking dark red, and black eyeshadows have blue highlights.

The reason for spackle makeup for red carpet events- you have to look good from 20-40 feet away- not enough foundation and powder, you'll end up looking greasy and blotchy. Guys will always look better darker, hence all the bronzer.

That said, whatever skin burning procedure Cyndi Lauper went through earlier this year (pics on the web), her skin looks fabulous- and she's supposedly 59. Contrast to Kirstie Alley, who is 61...


by Anonymousreply 11112/09/2012

Kirstie Alley:

by Anonymousreply 11212/09/2012

Cyndi has always had nice skin. She definitely takes care of it.

by Anonymousreply 11312/10/2012


by Anonymousreply 11412/11/2012

Uma has beautiful skin (I know she's wearing makeup, but you can still tell):

by Anonymousreply 11512/11/2012

Taylor Swift: Perfect skin

by Anonymousreply 11612/11/2012

So do Uma and Rashida have coke boogers or what?

by Anonymousreply 11712/11/2012

R96 made me laugh out loud.

by Anonymousreply 11812/11/2012

site got shut down?

by Anonymousreply 11912/12/2012

Wow, Jonathan Rhys Meyers looks fucking gross up close! I never did think he was good looking, but this is really bad!

by Anonymousreply 12001/03/2013

The obvious nose contouring on a lot of the women just amazes me. I thought JLo was the only one who did that.

by Anonymousreply 12101/03/2013

The guys who look good are all wearing makeup. Man makeup is a good thing.

by Anonymousreply 12201/03/2013

Jonathan Rhys Meyers does look really bad. He looks so dried out too...look at those lips.

I'm scared to see if there's one of Chris Pine on there. He looks bad on screen sometimes so I can only imagine what he looks like in a picture.

by Anonymousreply 12301/03/2013

Kirstie Alley looks every bit of her almost 62 years!

by Anonymousreply 12401/03/2013

You guys should try a little test. Get a hand mirror, hold it in your lap and then look down into it. You'll see the horror that would happen if someone took a picture of you close up.

The only people that can stand up to that kind of scrutiny are young with skin not acne prone.

by Anonymousreply 12501/03/2013

Yikes! DL favorite Gerard Butler:

by Anonymousreply 12601/04/2013

Do you think Enrique Iglesias lower lashes have mascara on them?

by Anonymousreply 12701/04/2013

Stephen Amell. Yum yum yum.

by Anonymousreply 12801/04/2013

Henry Cavill. Hot. Just damned hot.

by Anonymousreply 12901/04/2013

[quote]The obvious nose contouring on a lot of the women just amazes me. I thought JLo was the only one who did that.

I'm a man, and I do it too, with Neutrogena salicylic acid anti-acne makeup. It does make my nose look smaller.

by Anonymousreply 13001/04/2013

Henry Cavill. Link fixed.

by Anonymousreply 13101/04/2013

Cavill's eyes are a beautiful color.

by Anonymousreply 13201/04/2013

Stephen Amell extreme closeup.

Drop-dead gorgeous. This guy is absolutely stunning.

by Anonymousreply 13301/04/2013

Stephen Amell. Again, makeup makes the man.

by Anonymousreply 13401/04/2013

R134 needs a cataract exam.

by Anonymousreply 13501/04/2013

That Steve Arnell photo is not an extreme close up

You think people look bad close up wearing make up. They'd probably look even worse without the make up. Make up is covering up blemishes, uneven skin tone, wrinkles, large pores etc.

by Anonymousreply 13601/04/2013

[quote]That Steve Arnell photo is not an extreme close up

Really, R136? Did you click on the image to embiggen it? The only way to get a closer look of Stephen Arnell than the pic at R133 is to point the Hubble telescope at him.

by Anonymousreply 13701/04/2013

Wow r131, perfection!

by Anonymousreply 13801/04/2013

R128/R129/R131/R133/R135/R137 = Fanboy meltdown.

This wasn't meant to be a thread for your wetdreams, and your pictures really aren't high-resolution close-ups.

by Anonymousreply 13901/04/2013

R139, put on your glasses, gramps. And take your anti-bitter meds (or go pet your cat, whatever peps you up).

And I hereby fire your ass as self-appointed hall monitor.

by Anonymousreply 14001/04/2013

R140 Now, now. No need to get so upset. Run along to the Henry Cavill fangurl thread now sweetie.

by Anonymousreply 14101/04/2013

R139, you're not only bitter, you're retarded.

by Anonymousreply 14201/04/2013

Now, now. It's "intellectually disabled", or "special". Polite people don't say "retarded".

by Anonymousreply 14301/04/2013

Chris Christie is terrifying. He looks like a demonic Mr. Potato Head.

by Anonymousreply 14401/04/2013

I"m not R139 but come on R142 that's a soft focus close up and is nothing like the extreme High resolution close up of all the other celebs from that site.

by Anonymousreply 14501/04/2013

I'm not R142, but he (or she) is right on two points: 1) those are definitely close-up shots that only blind shit-stirrers can't (or refuse) to see; and 2) those who continue to argue the point are indeed retarded (and no, there's nothing "special" about you).

Beautiful images, R142. I also adore Henry Cavill and Stephen Amell. Exquisite taste! Please keep them coming.

by Anonymousreply 14601/04/2013


by Anonymousreply 14701/04/2013

Not as sexy as this:

by Anonymousreply 14801/04/2013

R146 has never seen an HD TV set. You can check out this new fangled technology at the local Best Buy (or Walmart if that's too high class)

by Anonymousreply 14901/04/2013

Anderson Cooper

by Anonymousreply 15001/04/2013

unknown celeb Max Greenfield looks cute in his close up

I looked him up and he's willing to go full frontal if cast in fifty shades

by Anonymousreply 15101/04/2013

is Dominic Monaghan gay? He looks pretty handsome. I also think Channing Tatum looks really handsome as well. W However, after seeing these guys up close is like a balloon that has been deflated! Man! most of these guys are not good looking at all and they look more average than before. They are unsaved and look sloppy! I'm amazed so many people with bad skin and so many have pock mark damage to their skin. There are so many women with fake eyelashes too.Kim Kardashian said she wants to the next Elizabeth Taylor very badly! Honey? keep dreaming because you don't come even remotely near Elizabeth Taylor.

by Anonymousreply 15201/05/2013

Anderson looks good in r150's pic. Very smooth skin for a 40-something guy.

I didn't even recognize Tom Hardy in r147's pic. What's funny is how some celebs are almost unrecognizable up close.

by Anonymousreply 15301/05/2013

R152 I actually think Kardashian holds up really well in closeups (and I'm certainly no fan). Her garish makeup detracts from her looks: without makeup she is much more fresh and beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 15401/05/2013

oh dear god!!

by Anonymousreply 15501/28/2013

John Boehner looking AWFUL

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