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Tomorrow I'm taking a train trip to NYC

I'm going to dress up in a dark suit with a fedora and carry a briefcase. I'm going to project an air of mystery and intrigue.

Do you think there will be whispers about me? Wondering who I am and what my secret is?

I also thought about doing a variation of Victoria Winters. I'd call myself Victor and tell people that I'm headed to Maine to take care of a motherless child.

by Anonymousreply 812/08/2012

That's nice, OP. What will Mommy be wearing?

by Anonymousreply 112/07/2012

Watch out for the freak obsessing about your brown shoes!

by Anonymousreply 212/07/2012

let's jack off on the train together

by Anonymousreply 312/07/2012

Strange things can happen on trains. Watch out for Shitty Little Ann.

by Anonymousreply 412/07/2012

It's New York. You have to work a little harder for people to even notice you.

by Anonymousreply 512/07/2012

No one in NY will even take notice of you or care who your are

by Anonymousreply 612/07/2012

R6 is right.

They're all staring into their phones examining the evidence of their fascinating lives.

Well, most of them.

by Anonymousreply 712/07/2012

Yeah, in Grand Central Station wearing a suit & hat & carrying a case you'll REALLY stand out. WTF is this "project an air of mystery and intrigue" shit? Just go to any peep show. If they don't laugh you out of the place you might get a blow job if they can't see you through the hole.

by Anonymousreply 812/08/2012
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