When that clock gets to tickin but there's no dick to stick in, whats an overweight fllyover frau with issues galore to do? Buy herself an amazing, lifelike "re-born" doll!
It's hours of pure fun everywhere you go.. Abbleby's, Kmart, Graceland, and all your other favorite places!
Be like the lovely little lady at the link and make yourself the center of attention- the envy of all the other fraus with your adoreable little re-born doll. All the attention new mothers get but NO RESPONSIBILITY! AMAZING!