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Stood up by the maid service

Scheduled for 1 today and a total no show.

At 1:15 the customer service told me "wait 10 minutes she'll be there."

At 1:45 the customer service lectured me that the 1 O'Clock time they put on the 48 hour mandatory cancel policy is just an approximation - - that it really means she will be there anytime between 1 and 2 and I'm just supposed to wait for her.

At 2:20 I cancelled the servivce I've had for a year now.

You're a maid honey. I put up with this "just cool your heels I'm on my own happy ass schedule" from my doctor and dentist ... but not my maid.

by Anonymousreply 2012/07/2012

You tell 'em, Ann!

by Anonymousreply 112/07/2012

You sound crazy OP.

by Anonymousreply 212/07/2012

I condole you.

by Anonymousreply 312/07/2012

Mr. B never had this problem.

by Anonymousreply 412/07/2012

Why don't you simply ring downstairs for one of the other maids?

by Anonymousreply 512/07/2012

OMG R3. I couldn't have said it better.

by Anonymousreply 612/07/2012

This happened once in a year?

by Anonymousreply 712/07/2012

I found an ad in the local Stop N Shop for a housecleaner (a maid is someone who does more than clean) and I've had this wonderful woman from Poland for two years. I would never fire her if she showed up late because I actually see her as a real person.

by Anonymousreply 812/07/2012

[quote] I would never fire her if she showed up late because I actually see her as a real person.

Noblesse oblige.

by Anonymousreply 912/07/2012

My God, OP! I hope she died in a painful accident!! That's really the best she deserves!

by Anonymousreply 1012/07/2012

You fired someone for being late exactly once?


Agreed: you sound cray cray.

by Anonymousreply 1112/07/2012

Sure you could have R6. if you had read any of about 7 million posters who over the last 5 years have copied that same tired unoriginal meme hoping newbies like you will laugh at something that bores the shit out of the rest of us because it has been used more often than Paris Hilton's .... well, you know. All you had to do is copy it, too.

by Anonymousreply 1212/07/2012

There is a difference between late and no show, R11. Try reading the part that is in black. It works better that way.

by Anonymousreply 1312/07/2012

People--you should be abale to recognize this variety of troll. I call it the Faux Haughty. Play along, but don't think this really happened.

by Anonymousreply 1412/07/2012

R12=Helen Lawson

by Anonymousreply 1512/07/2012

OP counts the silver and marks the liquor bottles before she leaves for the day.

by Anonymousreply 1612/07/2012

To be fair to myself, R12, I believe I was the very first DLer to use the Darfur orphan meme. So, if anyone gets to use to death, it's me.

by Anonymousreply 1712/07/2012

[quote]You tell 'em, Ann!

I'm hyserical!

by Anonymousreply 1912/07/2012

OP -- it's best to have a live-in

by Anonymousreply 2012/07/2012
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