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I've got the shits

I went out to Xmas lunch with a numch of work people today and had a chicken sandwich and salad. The resturant was horrible but it was close to work.

I am now spending my evening on the toilet.


Was it the chicken?

by Anonymousreply 3612/07/2012

numch = bunch

by Anonymousreply 112/07/2012

[quote] chicken sandwich and salad

For a Christmas lunch?

by Anonymousreply 212/07/2012

You are ground zero of the zombie apocalypse, op.


by Anonymousreply 312/07/2012

It's coming out of me like lava!!!

by Anonymousreply 412/07/2012

chicken is something typically involved in food poisoning

by Anonymousreply 512/07/2012

Them chicken shits !

by Anonymousreply 612/07/2012

[quote] I've got the shits

This is a job for tubgirl!

by Anonymousreply 712/07/2012

Bath Salts

by Anonymousreply 812/07/2012

Pics or it never happened.

by Anonymousreply 912/07/2012

Well (all you above) laugh your tits off, but this is not fun.

I thought the chicken would be a pretty low fat. Judging by my activities tonight it has not stayed long!

Hang on, I have to run...

by Anonymousreply 1012/07/2012

Take two imodium and enjoy lots of water. Feel better!

by Anonymousreply 1112/07/2012

Activated charcoal capsules help. They absorb everything. Don't take any meds with them or they get absorbed too.

by Anonymousreply 1212/07/2012


by Anonymousreply 1312/07/2012

Was there mayo on the chicken please?

by Anonymousreply 1412/07/2012

Could be bad chicken, spoiled mayo, prepared by a person with the plague, who knows.

by Anonymousreply 1512/07/2012

Could have been a germ encrusted subway handrail as easily as the food, yet we always want to blame a restaurant menu item.

Why is that?

by Anonymousreply 1612/07/2012

Well, there's your problem in a nut shell,OP. You can't lunch with numch's and not get the shits. Everyone knows that. Jeezus.

by Anonymousreply 1712/07/2012

Forget the imodium, etc. - just let it run it's course. Stuff that bungs you up just makes it worse.

by Anonymousreply 1812/07/2012

"pretty low fat". Was that your waitress?

by Anonymousreply 1912/07/2012

Maybe someone coughed or sneezed into your sandwich?

by Anonymousreply 2012/07/2012

I haven't felt this ill since I saw that Ronald Reagan film.

by Anonymousreply 2112/07/2012

The worst food poisoning I've ever had was from a chicken salad sandwich

by Anonymousreply 2212/07/2012

I thought I had food poisoning last week. I ate a Roast Beef sandwich. It wasn't fresh. But it turns out that it's a stomach bug that's going around.

by Anonymousreply 2312/07/2012

What a lovely Holiday memory to share with future generations!

by Anonymousreply 2412/07/2012

You should have skipped chicken with your coworkers and gone to lunch with your boss at a fancy steak place. You'll learn!

by Anonymousreply 2512/07/2012

People think it's funny but it's dark and runny Cha-Cha-Cha

by Anonymousreply 2612/07/2012

[quote]I haven't felt this ill since I saw that Ronald Reagan film.

Surely you can't be serious.

by Anonymousreply 2712/07/2012

Hahahaha payback

by Anonymousreply 2812/07/2012

You simply must go to [bold]Numch - The Casateria[/bold]

Conceived by Pretty Lowfat and her brother Lowfat Dong, this place has everything - benedryl appateasers, tapeworm salad, table purplenurples, and nuns with tasers,

by Anonymousreply 2912/07/2012


by Anonymousreply 3012/07/2012

Does Numch serve Pork Loin with Glamour?

by Anonymousreply 3112/07/2012

Don't fret, OP, shit happens.

by Anonymousreply 3212/07/2012

Whiskey is an excellent internal disinfectant.

Whenever I feel queasy after some questionable food, a whiskey and Coke (or two) works like a charm.

by Anonymousreply 3312/07/2012

You should have stomach pains and cramps if it's food poisoning not just the runs.

I agree with R18 about the imodium - don't take it - that will fuck up your system for days of not a week.

by Anonymousreply 3412/07/2012

I usually find that chicken salad settles my stomach after a bout with excessive diarrhea.

by Anonymousreply 3512/07/2012

OP, is your name Shitty Little Ann?

by Anonymousreply 3612/07/2012
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