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Nick Gruber opens up....

..about his relationship with Calivin

by Anonymousreply 9902/15/2013

Thank God this super-important figure in American culture has finally spoken!

by Anonymousreply 112/06/2012

[quote]"I was the first man [Calvin] fell in love with," boasts Gruber, suggestively curling his full lips to reveal two perfect rows of white Chiclet teeth. "I don't know why, but there's, like, something about me that attracts everyone. I have a nickname called Romeo. I get every girl, and even guys. Something about me draws them all in."

by Anonymousreply 212/06/2012

He sounds even more stupid than he looks. And he looks damned stupid.

by Anonymousreply 312/06/2012

R1 sounds jealous. Some of us actually do care to hear what he has to say.

by Anonymousreply 412/06/2012

[quote][R1] sounds jealous. Some of us actually do care to hear what he has to say.

Congratulations, you have won the most pathetic queen of the day award.

by Anonymousreply 512/06/2012

R4 I sincerely feel sorry for you.

by Anonymousreply 612/06/2012

The word "whore" has never been more appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 712/06/2012

Nick Gruber, Calvin Klein's Ex-Boyfriend, Gives Post-Split Interview To Page Six Magazine

"I don’t know why, but there’s, like, something about me that attracts everyone," Gruber, who reportedly split with Klein earlier this year, tells the magazine. "I have a nickname called Romeo. I get every girl, and even guys. Something about me draws them all in.”

by Anonymousreply 812/06/2012

Is this promotion for his book?

[quote]I was the first man [Calvin] fell in love with," boasts Gruber, suggestively curling his full lips to reveal two perfect rows of white Chiclet teeth. "I don't know why, but there's, like, something about me that attracts everyone. I have a nickname called Romeo. I get every girl, and even guys. Something about me draws them all in

Gag me with a spoon.

by Anonymousreply 912/06/2012

R4 = Nick Gruber

by Anonymousreply 1012/06/2012

[quote]"I don’t know why, but there’s, like, something about me that attracts everyone," Gruber, who reportedly split with Klein earlier this year, tells the magazine. "I have a nickname called Romeo. I get every girl, and even guys. Something about me draws them all in.”

Nick Gruber needs to get over himself. Who seriously wants to get involved with a whore? He's a dime a dozen.

by Anonymousreply 1112/06/2012

Clearly a sociopath. Pretty...but a sociopath. Run for the hills if this one crosses your path.

by Anonymousreply 1212/06/2012

Ugh! He's more annoying now than ever, just EWWWW!

by Anonymousreply 1312/06/2012

He's a whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 1412/06/2012

So much weirdness with this Nick Gruber.

But most strange is the fact that he blames the downfall of his relationship with Klein on a therapist-elicited paternalism issue, yet is keen to be photographed for this piece in an open dress shirt pulled WAY off the shoulder to reveal totally shaved armpits.

You think he goes all the way, and has shaved all of his body hair, including chest, armpits, pubes, etc., to attract yet ANOTHER father figure? Is this his manifestation of "daddy issues"?

Or is he just a sociopathic opportunist?

If the paternalistic relationship between he and Klein was such a problem, then why is he publicly infatlizing himself today, and more to the point, why is he involved with ANOTHER man more than twice his age? All the while claiming to be straight?

Dude is nuts.

by Anonymousreply 1512/06/2012

He's the Denham Fouts of the 21st century!

by Anonymousreply 1612/06/2012

[quote]You think he goes all the way, and has shaved all of his body hair, including chest, armpits, pubes, etc., to attract yet ANOTHER father figure?

I think he probably shaves everything, but only because it's the current "trend" for younger, twinky guys in both gay and straight porn. It's a *big* stretch to assume that guys do this to either attract older men (or, even worse, older men with child rape fantasies) or father figures.

by Anonymousreply 1712/06/2012

[quote]"I don’t know why, but there’s, like, something about me that attracts everyone," Gruber, who reportedly split with Klein earlier this year, tells the magazine.

Holy shit! I'm not a member of "everyone"! Who cancelled my subscription?

by Anonymousreply 1812/06/2012

I don't get his new boyfriend. Who would want to go out with someone who says in a public newspaper (or whatever) that he's straight, but will sleep with you for money/car/motorcycle etc. How embarassing/degrading is that?

by Anonymousreply 1912/06/2012

He's claiming to be a true Gay for Pay

"Paradoxically, even though Gruber had an "exclusive" relationship with Klein for two-and-a-half years, he insists he is straight."

by Anonymousreply 2012/06/2012

[quote]I get every girl, and even guys.

Yea...because guys are REAL hard to attract.

by Anonymousreply 2112/06/2012

I confess to finding Gruber attractive - it's his nice foreskin and big nipples that do it. I snap myself out of it, though - foreskin is increasingly common here in the States.

by Anonymousreply 2212/06/2012

Also who's going to buy this tell all ? I feel dumber just for reading the Page6 article

by Anonymousreply 2312/06/2012

Is it me or doe he have hobbit feet? I always noticed the stocky calves and cankles, but the feet look especially freakish in this photo.

by Anonymousreply 2412/06/2012

[bold]Nick Gruber opens up[/bold]

And how many ex-tricks fell out of his ass?

Christ--do you think Lindsay Lohan will play him in the Lifetime movie?

by Anonymousreply 2512/06/2012

I agree that he has a certain brute look to him, particularly since he had his busted-ass teef fixed, but the tinymeat, idiocy and fuck-anything-for-ca$h attitude are dickwilters impossible to overlook.

by Anonymousreply 2612/06/2012

Oh God...he says he's straight. Which means he has aspirations. So we'll be seeing this trash on every VH1 and Logo "rewality" show for the next two years. Until he OD's.

He's a sociopath. Klein is too, so they were really perfect for each other.

If only there were a gay mafia. This cretin would be swimming with the fishes, and good riddance.

by Anonymousreply 2712/06/2012

I don't think two sociopaths can have a relationship, R27. It wouldn't work.

by Anonymousreply 2812/06/2012

[quote] If only there were a gay mafia.

Who says there isn't?

by Anonymousreply 2912/06/2012

Well, it's nice to know he's still a stupid whore. Which explains why he's such a fascinating person on DL.

by Anonymousreply 3012/06/2012

Why are all you hissing eldergays so jealous and contemptuous of this kid? Is it because he's cute and young? Or did you get burned by a twinky whore too?

by Anonymousreply 3112/06/2012

Jesus Christ, R31.

Did you even graduate from high school?

by Anonymousreply 3212/06/2012

So many straight men go from an exclusive relationship with one sugar daddy to another exclusive relationship with a second sugar daddy. But does this represent a promotion of sorts?

by Anonymousreply 3312/06/2012

Look who wrote a book! With words in it!

Can the reality series be too far behind?

by Anonymousreply 3412/06/2012

Would Andy Cohen really dare to touch Gruber and make him a Reality TV star on BRAVO? Wouldn't that cause problems with the actual Velvet Mafia Calvin Klein belongs to?

by Anonymousreply 3512/06/2012

I don't even find him tolerably attractive.

by Anonymousreply 3612/06/2012

I love the mental disconnect that comes from guys who can have sex with men on a regular basis then claim to be completely straight.

No, you can define your sexuality many ways but you are demonstrably not 100% straight. It seems so pathetic, desperately caring about that even though you don't care about being a kept whore and pornstar.

by Anonymousreply 3712/06/2012

He's a golddigging Gay4Pay fame whore. The trifecta of 'glam' trash. Check out his Next Door Buddies (as Aaron Skyline) stuff with his fucked up teeth and non-muscular toned body. He wasn't even porn star hot in the first place!

by Anonymousreply 3812/06/2012

Someone should pair him up with Reichen for a low-rent reality show called The D-List, about desperate attention whores competing for the ultimate sugar daddy. At least the entire DL contingent would be watching it and debating it endlessly.

by Anonymousreply 3912/06/2012

His new sugar daddy, the mobster relative, says he allows Nick to fuck women on the side. But then says this:

"He craves something, I think, from older men," says Luciano, suddenly blurting out: "The most intimidating thing is having sex with your boyfriend and pulling down his pants and his ex-boyfriend's name is staring you right in the face."

by Anonymousreply 4012/06/2012

Where did 70 yo Calvin get the body in 24?

by Anonymousreply 4112/06/2012

What did the vastly wealthy Klein-who presumably could have gotten much better-looking versions of Gruber--see in Gruber himself?

by Anonymousreply 4212/06/2012

He shaves his armpits. Gross

by Anonymousreply 4312/06/2012

"The most intimidating thing is having sex with your boyfriend and pulling down his pants and his ex-boyfriend's name is staring you right in the face."

Marci Klein once said something similar to a friend of mind except it was in regards to her father.

by Anonymousreply 4412/06/2012

Has anyone else noticed that CK could be Nick Gruber's future self?

by Anonymousreply 4512/06/2012

What a whore. I don't buy for a minute the delusion that he is straight. Bisexual, perhaps, but straight? Not a chance.

by Anonymousreply 4612/06/2012

Nick before and after. CK certainly spent a nice chunk of change to make this little whore over.

by Anonymousreply 4712/06/2012

I almost feel sorry for CK. How terrib to spend all that money on a fugly whore, making him presentable, and then having him embarrass you publicly.

If Hef can get cute, young girls--two and three at a time--to be his girlfriends, Calvin could do better than this mess.

by Anonymousreply 4812/06/2012

r48, but Hef does have his fair share of relationship drama himself (runaway bride, for example).

by Anonymousreply 4912/06/2012

There's no fool like an old fool, R48. Hef is no less embarrassing for buying the whores he surrounds himself with.

by Anonymousreply 5012/06/2012

Wow, r47. The teeth made a huge difference. I would get mine done, but at 41 I don't know how much of a difference it would make.

by Anonymousreply 5112/06/2012

Wow, the level of hate and jealousy in this thread has reached epic proportions.

by Anonymousreply 5212/06/2012

Nick: You're a WHORE, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 5312/06/2012

There's more eldergay hissing on this thread than a rattlesnake convention.

by Anonymousreply 5412/06/2012

"Nick Gruber opens up...."

Has he ever been closed? He must be self-lubing like a convection oven.

by Anonymousreply 5512/06/2012

"Wow, the level of hate and jealousy in this thread has reached epic proportions."

You really haven't been here long, have you?

by Anonymousreply 5612/06/2012

He doesn't mention the paid plastic surgery and dental work. I guess they're being saved for the book. As for the movie, who will play him?

Maggie Smith is obviously a shoo-in for CK.

by Anonymousreply 5712/06/2012

[quote] As for the movie, who will play him?

I'm usually pretty available.

by Anonymousreply 5812/06/2012

whore bump

by Anonymousreply 5912/07/2012

Gay 4 pay whores are just as insufferable and obnoxious as the self-loathing fags that lust over them.

by Anonymousreply 6012/07/2012

he's a sociopath, darlin'

by Anonymousreply 6112/07/2012

Him claiming to be straight makes his seem that much more trashy. Classic gold digger.

by Anonymousreply 6212/07/2012

He's a great example that 'upper fixer' relationship projects are futile. Calvin may have cleaned him up, gave him new teeth and a new look, and introduced him to the high society, but Nick still is the gutter trash douche he was from the start.

by Anonymousreply 6312/07/2012

Maybe he claims to be straight because he he thinks it increases his value with rich old men who like to fantasize they can turn a straight guy.

by Anonymousreply 6412/07/2012

"I was the first man [Calvin] fell in love with," boasts Gruber,

"And I am the queen of Romania," boasts Dorothy Parker.

by Anonymousreply 6512/07/2012

[quote]"I don't know why, but there's, like, something about me that attracts everyone.

Your clue is in the title of this thread, Nick. It's because you open up... for everyone...

by Anonymousreply 6612/07/2012

He's not even cute, even after all the plastic surgery. Just hard and sleazy looking. If I had the inclination to hire a 21 year-old whore, I wouldn't even look twice at this guy. With all his money, I wonder what CK was thinking.

by Anonymousreply 6712/07/2012

[quote]Maybe he claims to be straight because he he thinks it increases his value with rich old men who like to fantasize they can turn a straight guy.

^^^This. It's what all the guys on cam4 do too.

by Anonymousreply 6812/07/2012

I like how Gruber relays CK's insult of Lagerfeld in the piece. At least Karl has a much better class of whore.

by Anonymousreply 6912/07/2012

Well he isn't a smart man.

So maybe he honestly thinks that he's 'straight' if he doesn't bottom.

by Anonymousreply 7012/07/2012

I guess I'm the only one who thinks the old, rich creep exploited him.

How many decades was the creep in the closet?

He exploited Brooke Shields. He exploited Kate Moss. The creep has no soul, and I wish Nick well.

by Anonymousreply 7112/07/2012

Will his be a pop up book with cardboard versions of Calvin Klein and Nick popping up and kissing?

by Anonymousreply 7312/08/2012

R71 Sure CK is creepy but he paid to fix the Nick's teeth, so he can go on to have more boys and girls fall in love with him. He bought him lots of goodies including a car and he paid for the guys Rehab so he wouldn't die on the street of some overdose. And for all his troubles he gets a fuck you and a tell all book.

by Anonymousreply 7412/08/2012

All books about CK do suggest his obsession with his paid "loves.". It does seem as if Gruber was a bit special to him, for whatever reason. CK reportedly hired an investigator to tail Gruber, which I somehow believe.

by Anonymousreply 7512/08/2012

I wouldn't kick him out of bed!

by Anonymousreply 7612/08/2012

Prince Twink's fifteen minutes are up aren't they? Poor nick is no longer part of the gay elite.He should find an obese trailer park girl and squeeze out quite a few puppies!

I think CK has been in love with another man....namely himself! After that surgery that got rid of his pock macks he must have looked in the mirror and ate hismelf up.

by Anonymousreply 7712/08/2012

Very suckable.

by Anonymousreply 7812/08/2012

So he's straight but has boyfriends but still fucks girls while dating guys. So does that make him moneysexual or famesexual?

by Anonymousreply 7912/08/2012

R74...his mom died an addict. He is an addict himself. He's even more fucked up in the head than the rest of us. Calvin plucked a piece of ass from the streets just so he could fuck silly. He controlled the way he looked, acted, spoke, etc. Lavished him with gifts only to take them back after splitting. Listen, if you give sombeody something, it is theirs.

Calvin did this to himself. In fact, he should have been sued for alimony. The kid needs an education and retirement plan. Since the old creep has a heart of coal, the kid is selling out.

He got his rocks off...the kid deserves big bucks for that alone. Don't fuck young addicts and then abandon them if you don't want your dirty laundry aired. Especially if you're famous.

by Anonymousreply 8012/08/2012

Nick keeps his hole hairy

by Anonymousreply 8112/08/2012

Want to see Nick Gruber get his ass eaten and his dick sucked? You're welcome.

Obviously, VERY NSFW

by Anonymousreply 8212/08/2012

R49 and R50, I don't think CK looks any more foolish than Hef. But Hef has better taste in escorts. I'm gay and would, no joke, have sex with Holly Madison ten times before I'd touch Nick.

by Anonymousreply 8312/09/2012

another pic of Nicky nude!

by Anonymousreply 8412/10/2012

Why is it so hard for people to understand why CK would be attracted to him?

CK is a self-loathing gay who's spent his life in the closet, so the idea of having a "straight" catch makes up for the fact Nick isn't as attractive as other boytoys.

And of course Nick is full of BS about being straight, but I guess he's smart enough to realize he'll get away with a lot more shit being "straight" than being gay and out. I'm 28, but when I was 21 I did the exact same thing as Nick. I dated a rich closeted older man and told him I was "straight." I played the guy for a fool and I doubt I would've been able to do that had I told him the truth about being gay.

Gay4Pay means you get more money while being expected to do less things. For example, a G4P hooker can get paid let's say $500 for simply getting a bj. No anal, and no kissing. A gay hooker would get paid $500 for kissing, anal, and everything else.

by Anonymousreply 8512/10/2012

Wow, that's really fucked up, R85.

by Anonymousreply 8612/10/2012

I can see from these comments that many of you have spent a lot of time with Calvin.

by Anonymousreply 8712/10/2012

[quote]It does seem as if Gruber was a bit special to him

If we're talking "special" as in "shortbus," then sure.

by Anonymousreply 8812/10/2012

Calvin'sself-loathing is not exactly about being gay, it is about being a gay JEW.

Hence the taste in waspy whitebread twinks.

That being said, this Gruber man - (he is not a kid anymore) may have "opened up" but I think he may be starting to realizes nobody truly gives a shit.

by Anonymousreply 8912/10/2012

David Geffen is also a self-loathing gay Jew who only goes after Aryan types.

by Anonymousreply 9012/10/2012

But so do wealthy straight jews.

by Anonymousreply 9112/10/2012

He's not all that attractive. I can't believe this is the whore that rich men are paying for.

There are much more attractive porn whores out there. Better bodies, bigger dicks, handsomer faces.

by Anonymousreply 9212/10/2012

[quote]There are much more attractive porn whores out there. Better bodies, bigger dicks, handsomer faces.

Even porn whores have standards. There's a difference between letting a guy suck your dick on camera and having a "relationship" with a geriatric celebrity old enough to be your grandfather.

by Anonymousreply 9312/10/2012

ITA with R93. Can you imagine having to kiss him? {{shudder}}

by Anonymousreply 9412/10/2012

I cannot even imagine being intimate with Calvin 'Crypt Keeper' Klein. I've seen him in person and he looks even worse than his photos believe it or not. If he guested on The Walking Dead as a zombie they wouldn't even have to use any makeup on him.

by Anonymousreply 9512/10/2012

He has herpes face.

by Anonymousreply 9612/10/2012

R85 is largely correct. At least, that was my experience thirty years ago as a "straight" escort. No penetration whatever, no kissing and nothing up my ass. If they suggested either one, I got "angry" and "threatening". These guys are happy to pay (a lot) as long as you help them maintain the fantasy.

Fantasy pays better than reality.

by Anonymousreply 9712/10/2012

He has a nice cock. I'd suck it

by Anonymousreply 9812/10/2012

h

by Anonymousreply 9902/15/2013
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