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I've never fucked a woman

But I kinda want to try it, so I put an ad on Craigslist. I got a reply from a curious lesbian who's up for it. I'm freaking out a little bit. Should I do this? Do I really want to lose my gold star status?

by Gold Star Gayreply 12712/12/2012

well, aren't You special!

by Gold Star Gayreply 112/06/2012

Do it, there are worse things.

by Gold Star Gayreply 212/06/2012

Do it the old fashioned way. Find another bicurious fuckbuddy and try a threesome.

by Gold Star Gayreply 312/06/2012

I smell troll. Craigslist ad? Quickly finding a bicurious lesbian? And only THEN seeking DL advice? This seems awfully well-designed to push a number of DLer buttons, including bisexuality and whether it exists in men, bisexuality and whether it exists in women (a separate topic entirely), the supposed ability for anyone to "switch" their sexual orientations, etc.

And finally, there's the lack of plausibility as to why a Gold Star Gay (btw I'm one, too) would have ANY interest in pussy.

by Gold Star Gayreply 412/06/2012

R4, I never said anything about bisexuality or "switching" my sexual orientation. I've always had and off-and-on curiosity about it, but I've just never been around girls very much.

by Gold Star Gayreply 512/06/2012

[quote]Do it the old fashioned way. Find another bicurious fuckbuddy and try a threesome.

Find a woman who'll let you and your fuckbuddy DP her. It will feel like how your high school years should have been all along; I'm speaking from experience.


by Gold Star Gayreply 612/06/2012

This is how the Craigslist Killer started.

by Gold Star Gayreply 712/06/2012

Yes, of course you should fuck a woman if you have the chance, even if it's not this particualr Craig's list candidate.

If you do, you'll know what it's like knowing that you finally did it. And you should probably do it twice, maybe with someone else. That way, you'll have some experience under your belt, so to speak. It won't turn you straight, and you'll be welcome back into the gay fold warmly.

by Gold Star Gayreply 812/06/2012

I certainly never have but I've heard Mitt has.

by Gold Star Gayreply 912/06/2012

OP, why do you post this same thread every two months?

by Gold Star Gayreply 1012/06/2012

I'm not even sure if I'm going to do it the first time. What if I get down there and it smells awful and I get sick to my stomach?

by Gold Star Gayreply 1112/06/2012

R4, the troll (OP) finally confirmed @R11

by Gold Star Gayreply 1212/06/2012

I want to try a craigslist hook up too (a gay one), but I'm worried I'll be knifed while he's giving me a bj.

by Gold Star Gayreply 1312/06/2012

Ugh. I'm not a troll, and this is the first time I have ever posted this thread.

by Gold Star Gayreply 1412/06/2012

R11. What if she smells awful? What are you 12 year old? And what do you think you are--a bed of roses? What if you smell awful?

by Gold Star Gayreply 1512/06/2012

OP -- I'm in the same boat as you, but don't know as Datalounge is the best forum to discuss this.

by Gold Star Gayreply 1612/06/2012

[R11] Stab him first and take his wallet and jewelry.

by Gold Star Gayreply 1712/06/2012

I don't have a vagina, R15.

And how the fuck is someone a latent straight "dewd"?

by Gold Star Gayreply 1812/06/2012

R11 You don't have to go down there to stick your penis inside. Just wear a condom

by Gold Star Gayreply 1912/06/2012

[quote]I don't have a vagina, [R15].

Smelling awful does not require a vagina, OP.

by Gold Star Gayreply 2012/06/2012

R19, I'm more interested in licking it than fucking it.

by Gold Star Gayreply 2112/06/2012

oh for the love of fucking god EWWWWWWWWWWWW

You are the worst gay ever. Get the fuck out of our community.

by Gold Star Gayreply 2212/06/2012

You will love it, pussy feels great and it won't change who you are.

Just make sure she is disease free, because you can't feel a thing through a condom.

by Gold Star Gayreply 2312/06/2012

I eat old people's excrement.

by Gold Star Gayreply 2412/06/2012

The lesbian wants me to fuck her ass, but I've never been much of a top.

by Gold Star Gayreply 2512/06/2012

Everyone will be able to smell her rancid pussy on you for the rest of your life.

by Gold Star Gayreply 2612/06/2012

...and OP posts yet another "Cure the Gays" thread.

Racking up the points for your Evangelical Church free diner coupon this month OP?

Until Americans ban people like OP from posting this tripe, Americans will never have full equality.

by Gold Star Gayreply 2712/06/2012

This isn't a "cure the gays" thread, moron @ R27. No one said anything about that. Are you fucking insane?

by Gold Star Gayreply 2812/06/2012

'Porno Pete' sends word you can use his swanky bachelor pad.

by Gold Star Gayreply 2912/06/2012

Find a rent girl for chrissakes or an escort.Why are you wasting your time on a potential Lifetime movie female serial killer? Fucking a girl is fun just make sure she's on top, it's even more fun......

by Gold Star Gayreply 3012/06/2012

he wants to lick it, not fuck it.

by Gold Star Gayreply 3112/06/2012

I don't do hookers, R30.

by Gold Star Gayreply 3212/06/2012

R32. Apparently, you don't do nice girls, hookers or anything in between.

by Gold Star Gayreply 3312/06/2012

I give this a 6/10, because I've felt the same way at times.

by Gold Star Gayreply 3412/06/2012

R33, the CL lesbian seems nice.

by Gold Star Gayreply 3512/06/2012

I could never get down with the puss myself, but I'm all for a little experimentation, OP.

by Gold Star Gayreply 3612/06/2012

if you top an F2M are you still a gold card or do you get tarnished?

by Gold Star Gayreply 3712/06/2012

I think you're still a gold card, R37.

by Gold Star Gayreply 3812/06/2012

Try MFM best of both worlds.

by Gold Star Gayreply 3912/06/2012


i was duped by one a few years ago and got really turned on and eventually went for the vagine (first time)... and I have actually thought about doing it again, except that I wondered if that would make me a tranny chaser like all those "straight guys" who used to hang out with the M2F Latina who cut my hair in midtown.

by Gold Star Gayreply 4012/06/2012

"you'll be welcome back into the gay fold warmly"

That is the exact opposite of what will happen.

by Gold Star Gayreply 4112/06/2012

no sane woman will ever answer a craiglist ad like that. i'm not saying that there wouldn't be interested girls - but alone for safety reasons: no way

by Gold Star Gayreply 4212/06/2012

OP, you don't have to tell anyone (gay or straight) that you fucked a woman, and your status in the gay community will remain unblemished.

by Gold Star Gayreply 4312/06/2012

Have you ever ever really

really really ever ever

fucked a woman?

by Gold Star Gayreply 4412/06/2012

So many guys here think that most straight guys could be turned on to gay sex. Why not the other way around. Some of the posts suggesting that sex with a woman is disgusting and induces nausea sound like gay fundies. On the couple of occasions I've had sex with a woman I enjoyed it and left my hang ups behind me.

by Gold Star Gayreply 4512/06/2012

Thank God...

by Gold Star Gayreply 4612/06/2012

If you get nervous just remember you have a pole and she has a hole..then again she has three holes! Take advantage of that fact. Make sure you wear a rubber and explore all three of her inputs.

R45 right on. I don't get the bitchery about the hetty sex. It's different but fun. Especially the vaginal farts....

by Gold Star Gayreply 4712/07/2012

[quote]It's different but fun. Especially the vaginal farts....

You're doing it wrong.

by Gold Star Gayreply 4812/07/2012

Fish are icky & stinky.


by Gold Star Gayreply 4912/07/2012

Go on and fuck your nasty stinkfish cunt-ham, and see how your gay friends treat you once they find out about it.

by Gold Star Gayreply 5012/07/2012


by Gold Star Gayreply 5112/07/2012

OMG we're supposed to meet up tomorrow to do this. I told her that I might not be able to do anything except eat her pussy and she seemed cool with that. I can't believe I'm doing this. I seriously doubt I'll be able to maintain an erection, but I want to investigate a vagina.

I hope she has a shaved pussy. Do lesbians usually shave?

by Gold Star Gayreply 5212/07/2012

So yo want us to believe that you met a woman on Craigslist who is willing to have casual sex with a strange man. Added to the mix is that she is a lesbian!

OP, is this is real, you're "woman" is likely a transexual who thinks he's a lesbian, or a closeted straight who wants to try a guy, or a psycho who is planning to harm you.

No normal woman is wiling to pick up men on craigslist unless they are hookers, so expect to pay up for this encounter.

I still don't believe you.

by Gold Star Gayreply 5312/07/2012

Believe what you want, R53.

by Gold Star Gayreply 5412/07/2012

OP, have you seen a picture? What if she's 400 lbs?

P.S. She sounds game, so you could ask her to shave.

by Gold Star Gayreply 5512/07/2012

Yes, I've seen a picture. She looks fairly petite, and boyish. Asking her to shave seems like it would be offensive and presumptuous.

by Gold Star Gayreply 5612/07/2012

OP, lesbians don't shave honey. Find a straight girl for that. And the bearded clam is yuckier when it isn't shaved. I can't wait for the heterophobic/misogynistic response that her snatch will smell/stink/reek no matter what she does to it!

by Gold Star Gayreply 5712/07/2012

OP, she knows your nervous and never did anything with a woman before. She'll be properly groomed for sure.....just like I assume you plan to be for her sake.

by Gold Star Gayreply 5812/07/2012

This it really un-PC, but there's no point fucking a woman to "know what pussy feels like" if it's with a condom. The full-penis grip, that weird subtle burning sensation that makes you blow even bigger, the way the vagina seems to be sucking you in and pushing you out at the same time, etc. The rubber kills all of that.

Also, there can be a huge difference in pussy quality. The stereotype is mostly true; Younger, shorter, smaller-framed, the better. The pussy seems to go to hell if they're at all chubby, have had a kid, etc. I know there's exceptions, but it's not like the gay out for a one-off is going to be with a ton of woman and eventually fuck that occasional exception.

by Gold Star Gayreply 5912/07/2012



by Gold Star Gayreply 6012/07/2012

R59, I get the child birth thing, but why would fat make a difference? Is that true of assholes as well?

What is the difference in feeling from young, short and slim to old, tall and fat?

Also, what if someone had a kid but had a c-section? Is that the same feeling as no kids?

by Gold Star Gayreply 6112/07/2012

Women do use Craigslist and especially lesbian women. OP is she a technical virgin?

by Gold Star Gayreply 6212/07/2012

Don't ask a girl to shave unless you plan on doing the same for her. Fair's fair.

by Gold Star Gayreply 6312/07/2012

[quote]OP is she a technical virgin?

I didn't ask.

by Gold Star Gayreply 6412/07/2012

I mean, I got the impression that she's never been with a guy before, but I could be wrong. She's curious about anal sex, but I told her I might not be up for that.

by Gold Star Gayreply 6512/07/2012

R64 If it really is her first time with insertion it may not be so great for her. Though she may know about that. So don't be disappointed if it's not all fireworks. Good luck.

by Gold Star Gayreply 6612/07/2012

Please know that foreplay foreplay foreplay is required before anything can be inserted. Real life is not like porn, OP.

by Gold Star Gayreply 6712/07/2012

You gonna give us an update after, OP?

by Gold Star Gayreply 6812/07/2012

Even if she's never fucked a man, I'd assume she's fingered herself and/or used a dildo or stuck something else phallic in there.

Besides, like I said, I'm mainly interested in licking it/touching it. Putting my dick in makes me nervous...besides, I might not be able to hold an erection anyway.

by Gold Star Gayreply 6912/07/2012

Have some lube ready in case she's dry, which is common if she is nervous....or not that into it (or you).

by Gold Star Gayreply 7012/07/2012

Just curious as to how this woman has so few choices of sexual partners in her life.

She's fit, young, attractive and a virgin. She could pick and choose who she wants.

Sorry, I'm thinking if this is real she is lying to you and is into drugs and hooking.

If not, she is making terrible choices for herself and is mentally ill.

by Gold Star Gayreply 7112/07/2012

Poorly done, blatantly fake ESTs like this one are ruining Datalounge. You aren't funny, OP. You should hook up with the "OH NO! I HAVE TO SHARE A TWIN BED WITH MY 22 YEAR OLD PRINCETON CREW TEAM COUSIN ON THANKSGIVING" troll and stop infecting the board with your bullshit for cheap thrills.

by Gold Star Gayreply 7212/07/2012

No, R72, hall monitor douchebags like you are ruining Data Lounge.

by Gold Star Gayreply 7312/07/2012

R61 im wondering the Same thing... Someone Explain

by Gold Star Gayreply 7412/07/2012

I don't get it, either. I think a certain someone just wants to make old fat chicks feel bad, because apparently he thinks they don't get enough insults as it is.

by Gold Star Gayreply 7512/07/2012

Im suprised we have so many pussy proponents on this thread. Im side-eying all you gay men...

by Gold Star Gayreply 7612/07/2012

R69, don't bet on it.

by Gold Star Gayreply 7712/07/2012

Fat girls give great blow jobs but they are sloppy to fuck. There's too much cushion for the pushing IMO.

The main hole is much looser when they push out puppies. It's less pleasurable to have sex when the vagina has been stretched out. Fat girls seem like riding a wave when you are fucking them.

by Gold Star Gayreply 7812/07/2012

This is one of the worst threads in the history of Datalounge.

OP, I hope your imaginary trick (because hello, nobody believes this shit) kills you.

by Gold Star Gayreply 7912/07/2012

[quote]OMG we're supposed to meet up tomorrow to do this. I told her that I might not be able to do anything except eat her pussy and she seemed cool with that. I can't believe I'm doing this. I seriously doubt I'll be able to maintain an erection, but I want to investigate a vagina.

Don't do this.. it is probably a crazy person who is going to beat the shit out of you.

by Gold Star Gayreply 8012/07/2012

R78 Has never met a woman much less fucked one and thinks Andrew Dice Clay is HYSTERICAL!

by Gold Star Gayreply 8112/07/2012

That's what all the DL gays are like, r81.

by Gold Star Gayreply 8212/07/2012

I need to add that when women have c-sections, their vaginas always taste like aluminum and garlic afterwards. OP you should keep this all in mind when you make your choice.

by Gold Star Gayreply 8312/08/2012

OP here, updating you all.

So, I met her and we fooled around. She wasn't a psycho or a serial killer or anything like that, nor did she weigh 300 lbs. Seemed nice. She didn't shave her pussy, but luckily she's not naturally that hairy so it didn't gross me out.

I played with her titties and sucked her nipples, which got me hard. She wanted to suck my dick, which I let her do...unfortunately, the idea of a girl sucking my dick is a complete turn off for some reason, so I lost my hard on pretty quickly, which was a bit awkward.

Then came the moment of truth where she removed her panties. I was on the verge of a panic attack, but once I got my face down there it was apparent that she'd recently showered and smelled mostly of strawberry body wash, which calmed me down.

She was very nice and walked me through it. Apparently, you're supposed to wet your finger before you put it in the vagina, otherwise it'll stick, which I found to be an odd but interesting piece of info.

So I ate her pussy. All in all, it wasn't the worst thing in the world. It did not smell or taste like freshly baked bread, the way some people on here have said, but it wasn't fishy at all. It's definitely a very distinctive scent, though. I'm not sure how to describe it.

Once I got going, she seemed to enjoy it. It was nice seeing/hearing her reactions. She also had me use a vibrating dildo on her, which was fun/hot.

I explained that I wasn't much of a top, but I could toss her salad if she wanted, so I did that, which she also seemed to enjoy. I finger banged her while I licked her ass.

It was fun, and I'm pretty sure I'm still gay.

by Gold Star Gayreply 8412/10/2012

But have you ever been to me?

by Gold Star Gayreply 8512/10/2012

Sounds like you ate pussy like a champ, OP.

by Gold Star Gayreply 8612/10/2012

Sounds like you did a better job than a lot of straight guys, OP.

by Gold Star Gayreply 8712/10/2012

OP, if you HAD fucked her, you could say you're bi -- and then you'd have gay men throwing themselves at you.

Give it one more shot for the bragging rights, OP -- and report back.

by Gold Star Gayreply 8812/10/2012

All men want to be with women, even so-called 'gay' men.

by Gold Star Gayreply 8912/10/2012

Oh, boy. Here we go.

by Gold Star Gayreply 9012/10/2012

Yall some fake ass, trifling, down low heterosexualists up in here!

by Gold Star Gayreply 9112/10/2012

One thing I did when I was fucking women. I would fantasize about some hot guy. I became that guy and thought of the woman as me and gave it to her like I wanted that guy to give it to me. Made me hot.

by Gold Star Gayreply 9212/10/2012

I far preferred eating pussy to fucking pussy. I also found getting my dick eaten by a woman a complete turn off.

by Gold Star Gayreply 9312/10/2012

This thread is killing the DL. It's more offensive than nearly everything we've seen up until this point - and that's saying a lot.

by Gold Star Gayreply 9412/10/2012

The OP gave it his best shot!

by Gold Star Gayreply 9512/10/2012

Good for you, OP.

by Gold Star Gayreply 9612/10/2012

How so, R94?

by Gold Star Gayreply 9712/10/2012

R97, the mere suggestion that sex with a woman can be anything but a horror is highly offensive to the misogyinstic contingent here.

by Gold Star Gayreply 9812/10/2012

I feel confused now. R98 sounds like me.

I am gay, completely happy and comfortable being a man in a relationship with a man, and having had sex with men. I have no fear of women or sex with women.

by Gold Star Gayreply 9912/10/2012


Get those fibro breasts back in gear, R98! You're hurting the syster(clit)hood.

by Gold Star Gayreply 10012/10/2012

I agree with r98 and r99.

by Gold Star Gayreply 10112/10/2012

I agree with those who think this thread is just homophobic trolling. Notice how someone popped up within five posts of OP's ex-gay backpat to say that no gay man can resist the lure of vagine.

by Gold Star Gayreply 10212/10/2012

[quote]OP's ex-gay backpat

What are you babbling about, R102? OP clearly said he's still gay. Sounds like he didn't even get off. Satisfying a curiosity does not = ex-gay.

by Gold Star Gayreply 10312/10/2012

I find it interesting that so many men are grossed out by the idea of women having hair "down there." Hair is just as natural for women as it is for men. If you're not grossed out by hair on a man, why would you be grossed out by it on a woman?

by Gold Star Gayreply 10412/11/2012

OP, I still don't believe your story. Nowhere do you mention 'clitoris,' which is like her not mentioning 'penis.'

"I finger banged her while I licked her ass."

If true, she would have directed to the correct spot.

by Gold Star Gayreply 10512/11/2012

She wanted me to lick her ass, R105.

by Gold Star Gayreply 10612/11/2012

Sure, but why did you "finger banged her" instead of rub the clit? Finger banging sounds like something you learned from porn.

by Gold Star Gayreply 10712/11/2012

To the OP. I suggest you develop a more sensitive approach when you approach new sexual partners. Male or female.

by Gold Star Gayreply 10812/11/2012

This thread makes me want to remove my brain with knitting needles, rinse it in bleach, and stuff it back in.

Take this fucking nasty stinkfish shit somewhere fucking else, OP, you piece of shit motherless bloodclot.

by Gold Star Gayreply 10912/12/2012

Thread is Umpy-esque.

by Gold Star Gayreply 11012/12/2012

OP I think you should stick your finger up your own ass and contemplate it for a while, see what you come up with.

by Gold Star Gayreply 11112/12/2012

I am curious about a lot of things, like what rotted shark flesh would taste like, yet I never really wanted to try it. OP, instead of going through that waste of time, you could've had sex with a hot guy.

by Gold Star Gayreply 11212/12/2012

Why do you care what OP does, R112? He doesn't give a shit if you eat rotten shark. Go right ahead. Bon appetit.

by Gold Star Gayreply 11312/12/2012

Why does your vagina stink so much, R113?

by Gold Star Gayreply 11412/12/2012

If she smells like fish it means she's got a bacterial infection and needs to see a gynecologist.

by Gold Star Gayreply 11512/12/2012

[quote]Nowhere do you mention 'clitoris,' which is like her not mentioning 'penis.'

Not necessarily.

R112, Susan Bates would be flattered. Go for it immediately!!!

by Gold Star Gayreply 11612/12/2012

I don't usually feed trolls, but........

I was married ( in my closeted days). Pussy DOES feel SO GOOD! It's TOTALLY different then sticking your dick in an ass. Ass is tighter, but pussy is hotter and wetter. Plus, the pussy expands and contracts to "grip" your dick--like a ripple effect-- so to speak. However, I much prefer having sex with and loving men.

Too bad men don't have pussies.

by Gold Star Gayreply 11712/12/2012

To be honest, R117? I wish different sexes didn't exist, but that a form of sex still existed (and felt equally good), and that reproduction were still possible by some different means. It seems like that would solve a lot of my problems, at least.

by Gold Star Gayreply 11812/12/2012

Buck Angel and a surrogate mother solve all of 118's problems.

by Gold Star Gayreply 11912/12/2012

Nah, too limited and inconvenient...

by Gold Star Gayreply 12012/12/2012

R117, go back to closet you sick bi fag. We don't need you!

by Gold Star Gayreply 12112/12/2012

Ooooooh, Miss Helenbedd is PISSED!

by Gold Star Gayreply 12212/12/2012

go start "sex with a man" topic on breeder forums and you'll see we gays are actually being way too polite here.

by Gold Star Gayreply 12312/12/2012

Get over yourself, R123. No one would care.

by Gold Star Gayreply 12412/12/2012

Ha, even on supposedly homoerotic bodybuilder forums, such thread would become flooded with homophobia in a second, and I speak it from an experience, so no, we don't want your pussy shit here either.

by Gold Star Gayreply 12512/12/2012

R125: First of all, we'll never know if this was just a troll. Secondly, just pretend that all the gay guys who are curious about vagina are ugly fat dumb guys who you wouldn't want to fuck anyway.

by Gold Star Gayreply 12612/12/2012

Ugh, I can't believe you queens fell for another "I want to fuck a woman and see what it feels like" troll.

by Gold Star Gayreply 12712/12/2012
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