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Brooklyn Decker Roddick: Model

Supposedly tennis player (and mojo loser) Andy Roddick saw her on a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover and asked his people to arrange with her. They're now married. What do you think of her and her body?

by Anonymousreply 5001/06/2013

Are those chugs real?

by Anonymousreply 112/05/2012

For a swimsuit model, she is rather meaty. A good thing in her case. Don't know anything about her.

by Anonymousreply 212/05/2012

Typical american blonde that american men like so much. But in Europe and South America you see thousands of way more beautiful and classy women.

by Anonymousreply 312/05/2012

R1 = Pam Shriver, heterosexual woman, objectively analyzing the female form.

by Anonymousreply 412/05/2012

She's rather hot. The word "classy" is anything but, by the way.

by Anonymousreply 512/05/2012

A second rate player deserves a third rate model.

by Anonymousreply 612/05/2012

I thought she looked better with shorter hair.

by Anonymousreply 712/05/2012

She's every straight white American boy's dream.

by Anonymousreply 812/05/2012

That chin! Hideous!

by Anonymousreply 912/05/2012

Compare butts: Andy or Brooklyn

by Anonymousreply 1012/05/2012

Rod's hung like a horse

by Anonymousreply 1112/05/2012

Andy no doubt.

by Anonymousreply 1212/05/2012

R6 Exactly!! lol

by Anonymousreply 1312/05/2012

She's not bad but Roger has a bigger dick.

by Anonymousreply 1412/05/2012

I think she's rather average in the face. Whenever I see her at the tournaments I think meh.

by Anonymousreply 1512/05/2012

Roddick is a US Open winner. His loss to Roger a few years ago at the Wimbeldon final was one of the best matches I have seen. Why does everyone rag on Andy, because they can't have his spectacular ass?

by Anonymousreply 1612/05/2012

I had lunch with her recently. She is one of the most kind and thoughtful people I have ever been around. and, she is just as beautiful as she is in photos.

by Anonymousreply 1712/05/2012

She's very pretty, and as someone noted, a straight guy's dream.

by Anonymousreply 1812/05/2012

Straight guys aren't very imaginative.

by Anonymousreply 1912/05/2012

Roger and his THICK SWISS UNCUT COCK

by Anonymousreply 2012/05/2012

Gorgeous body. Just beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 2112/05/2012

Has anyone heard her talk?

by Anonymousreply 2212/05/2012

Rog has a teeny-tiny dong. Sorry, kids, but it's true. At it's hardest, it's like a roll of Velamints.

Andy is pretty average. Manscapes, but not to an extreme (it's not like a little Hitler mustache or anything).

Hewitt is still the biggest, it flops around the locker room like a chubby baby's leg. Of the new crew, it's Raonic - thick, long, and uncut with the hood fully covering the head. A bit off-putting in contrast with his 12-year-old looking face.

And I know all this becuz I'm STRAIGHT, baby, and I love the MENS. I barely even notice Serena's massive jugs, or Sam Stosur's bulging biceps, or Ana Ivanovic's MILKY WHITE, CREAMY, CREAMY, BUTT'RY THIGHS.

by Anonymousreply 2312/06/2012

I wouldn't fuck Pammy with Serena's dick.

by Anonymousreply 2412/06/2012

Pugsley. Those implants are real eyesores as well. I thought the industry frowned on that. She has blonde hair and a tan so American men are sure to love her.

by Anonymousreply 2512/06/2012

Raonic looks the lovechild of Clarabelle the Cow and Ferdinand the Bull.

Those bullet hole nares!

by Anonymousreply 2612/06/2012

Mirka, what are you eating today? How do you feel about the loss of Twinkies?

by Anonymousreply 2712/07/2012

She's not bad-looking at all. He knows how to pick 'em. What looks plain and unimpressive in real life can sometimes come alive on camera.

Were there not gay/bi rumors about Roddick circulating for a while? I don't think that he is, though. In this case I am certain that it is wishful thinking.

by Anonymousreply 2812/07/2012

Up for the better ass.

by Anonymousreply 2912/07/2012

Great body, average face. In fact, face is a little weird.

by Anonymousreply 3012/07/2012

Actually she's not a "straight guys dream". You Marys have clearly never looked at straight porn. Straight guys like girls with big boobs and butts, not a skinny model. This girl is what gay guys think straight guys want.

by Anonymousreply 3112/07/2012

So, R31, is Andy Roddick therefore closer to the straight man's ideal (see r10)?

by Anonymousreply 3212/07/2012

I remember Bill Maher once saying that Pamela Anderson in her prime was every straight guy's dream. She's about as porn-ready as it gets.

by Anonymousreply 3312/07/2012

I think Andy is a closeted gay guy trying to appear straight. His last fiancee was Mandy Moore. Nuff said there. He's had few public girlfriends, and this one was arranged by his people. This is the girl he thinks will make straight guys think he's straight.

by Anonymousreply 3412/07/2012

Yummy Hewitt's thick hung cock

by Anonymousreply 3512/07/2012

She'll make a great crone someday

by Anonymousreply 3612/08/2012

I suppose poor Bronx will have to nab an extra shooting for Target or wherever she sells her goods, since Andy won't even be bringing in crumbs anymore.

Why she married him I'll never know.

by Anonymousreply 3712/08/2012

Straight white men do not like woman with big butts. They like ones that are nicely shaped but more proportioned in size.

Many straight men like long legged blondes and she seems to fit the bill.

by Anonymousreply 3812/08/2012

[R38] Tell us then why Kim karbashians humongous caboose is such a hit?

by Anonymousreply 3912/08/2012

She's every straight black American boy's dream.

by Anonymousreply 4012/08/2012

R39, the Kardashian's butts attract the black mens not the white ones.

by Anonymousreply 4112/08/2012

Here's Kate Upton, the current fantasy of every straight white man in America:

by Anonymousreply 4212/08/2012

A lot of straight guys do not like tall women though. They find them intimidating.

by Anonymousreply 4312/08/2012

[quote]Here's Kate Upton, the current fantasy of every straight white man in America

The mind (and the body) of the straight man is for me forever impenetrable.

by Anonymousreply 4412/08/2012

Kate is prettier than Brooklyn. I'm pleasantly surprised by how well fed she is for a model.

by Anonymousreply 4512/08/2012

How can anyone generalize about straight men's taste in girls? Not all gays like the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 4612/08/2012

R42, Many men hate fake boobs.

by Anonymousreply 4712/08/2012

I'm just shocked someone name Brooklyn is old enough to marry. I thought this particular awful female name was strictly post-2000.

by Anonymousreply 4812/08/2012

"Man shot & killed inside Brooklyn early Sunday morning"

Please tell me it wasn't Andy!

by Anonymousreply 4901/06/2013

Sources say Roddick hasn't been inside that establishment recently...if ever.

by Anonymousreply 5001/06/2013
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