Supposedly tennis player (and mojo loser) Andy Roddick saw her on a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover and asked his people to arrange with her. They're now married. What do you think of her and her body?
Brooklyn Decker Roddick: Model
|by Anonymous||reply 50||01/06/2013|
Are those chugs real?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/05/2012|
For a swimsuit model, she is rather meaty. A good thing in her case. Don't know anything about her.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/05/2012|
Typical american blonde that american men like so much. But in Europe and South America you see thousands of way more beautiful and classy women.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/05/2012|
R1 = Pam Shriver, heterosexual woman, objectively analyzing the female form.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/05/2012|
She's rather hot. The word "classy" is anything but, by the way.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/05/2012|
A second rate player deserves a third rate model.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/05/2012|
I thought she looked better with shorter hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/05/2012|
She's every straight white American boy's dream.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/05/2012|
That chin! Hideous!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/05/2012|
Compare butts: Andy or Brooklyn
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/05/2012|
Rod's hung like a horse
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/05/2012|
Andy no doubt.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/05/2012|
R6 Exactly!! lol
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/05/2012|
She's not bad but Roger has a bigger dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/05/2012|
I think she's rather average in the face. Whenever I see her at the tournaments I think meh.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/05/2012|
Roddick is a US Open winner. His loss to Roger a few years ago at the Wimbeldon final was one of the best matches I have seen. Why does everyone rag on Andy, because they can't have his spectacular ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/05/2012|
I had lunch with her recently. She is one of the most kind and thoughtful people I have ever been around. and, she is just as beautiful as she is in photos.
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She's very pretty, and as someone noted, a straight guy's dream.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/05/2012|
Straight guys aren't very imaginative.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/05/2012|
Roger and his THICK SWISS UNCUT COCK
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/05/2012|
Gorgeous body. Just beautiful.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/05/2012|
Has anyone heard her talk?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/05/2012|
Rog has a teeny-tiny dong. Sorry, kids, but it's true. At it's hardest, it's like a roll of Velamints.
Andy is pretty average. Manscapes, but not to an extreme (it's not like a little Hitler mustache or anything).
Hewitt is still the biggest, it flops around the locker room like a chubby baby's leg. Of the new crew, it's Raonic - thick, long, and uncut with the hood fully covering the head. A bit off-putting in contrast with his 12-year-old looking face.
And I know all this becuz I'm STRAIGHT, baby, and I love the MENS. I barely even notice Serena's massive jugs, or Sam Stosur's bulging biceps, or Ana Ivanovic's MILKY WHITE, CREAMY, CREAMY, BUTT'RY THIGHS.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/06/2012|
I wouldn't fuck Pammy with Serena's dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/06/2012|
Pugsley. Those implants are real eyesores as well. I thought the industry frowned on that. She has blonde hair and a tan so American men are sure to love her.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/06/2012|
Raonic looks the lovechild of Clarabelle the Cow and Ferdinand the Bull.
Those bullet hole nares!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/06/2012|
Mirka, what are you eating today? How do you feel about the loss of Twinkies?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/07/2012|
She's not bad-looking at all. He knows how to pick 'em. What looks plain and unimpressive in real life can sometimes come alive on camera.
Were there not gay/bi rumors about Roddick circulating for a while? I don't think that he is, though. In this case I am certain that it is wishful thinking.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/07/2012|
Up for the better ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/07/2012|
Great body, average face. In fact, face is a little weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/07/2012|
Actually she's not a "straight guys dream". You Marys have clearly never looked at straight porn. Straight guys like girls with big boobs and butts, not a skinny model. This girl is what gay guys think straight guys want.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/07/2012|
So, R31, is Andy Roddick therefore closer to the straight man's ideal (see r10)?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/07/2012|
I remember Bill Maher once saying that Pamela Anderson in her prime was every straight guy's dream. She's about as porn-ready as it gets.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/07/2012|
I think Andy is a closeted gay guy trying to appear straight. His last fiancee was Mandy Moore. Nuff said there. He's had few public girlfriends, and this one was arranged by his people. This is the girl he thinks will make straight guys think he's straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/07/2012|
Yummy Hewitt's thick hung cock
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/07/2012|
She'll make a great crone someday
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/08/2012|
I suppose poor Bronx will have to nab an extra shooting for Target or wherever she sells her goods, since Andy won't even be bringing in crumbs anymore.
Why she married him I'll never know.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/08/2012|
Straight white men do not like woman with big butts. They like ones that are nicely shaped but more proportioned in size.
Many straight men like long legged blondes and she seems to fit the bill.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/08/2012|
[R38] Tell us then why Kim karbashians humongous caboose is such a hit?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||12/08/2012|
She's every straight black American boy's dream.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/08/2012|
R39, the Kardashian's butts attract the black mens not the white ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/08/2012|
Here's Kate Upton, the current fantasy of every straight white man in America:
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/08/2012|
A lot of straight guys do not like tall women though. They find them intimidating.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/08/2012|
[quote]Here's Kate Upton, the current fantasy of every straight white man in America
The mind (and the body) of the straight man is for me forever impenetrable.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||12/08/2012|
Kate is prettier than Brooklyn. I'm pleasantly surprised by how well fed she is for a model.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/08/2012|
How can anyone generalize about straight men's taste in girls? Not all gays like the same thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/08/2012|
R42, Many men hate fake boobs.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/08/2012|
I'm just shocked someone name Brooklyn is old enough to marry. I thought this particular awful female name was strictly post-2000.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||12/08/2012|
"Man shot & killed inside Brooklyn early Sunday morning"
Please tell me it wasn't Andy!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||01/06/2013|
Sources say Roddick hasn't been inside that establishment recently...if ever.
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