Jerking Off In Store
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/06/2013|
Please tell me he didn't open a bottle of that Mazola and use it for lube.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/05/2012|
I remember 10 years ago someone at my local porn shop jerked off in the aisle. I didn't see it, but I suddenly heard one of the clerks who was putting back returned movies exclaim, "The fuck?!" I glanced over and there was cum on the carpet floor. Fresh, too. The other clerk walked over and they both started laughing. I don't know if they ever found out who it was. I guess whoever did it was too cheap to rent movies and just looked at the covers and went to town. LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/05/2012|
r2, that's a porn store. That's to be expected. This isn't.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/05/2012|
I guess it's better than pooping.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/05/2012|
I like this one much better. The guy's dick is HUGE!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/05/2012|
R6 must be a real [bold] BLAST [/bold] at parties.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/05/2012|
Clean up on aisle seven!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/05/2012|
At least he didn't finger himself in the peanut butter aisle.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/05/2012|
Is this what they mean by Meat Market?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/05/2012|
Is this what these young twinks are doing on their shifts? No wonder US production per worker has gone down!Even still I would have been more impressed if someone had gone down on him......
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/05/2012|
what do the scouts who block the aisle do when someone walks by? You can see the two scouts at either end of the aisle. What do they say, "Excuse me, this aisle is closed for whacking."?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/05/2012|
His parents were probably cousins.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/05/2012|
I love that clip. I was shocked when he came because I could not tell he was fully erect.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/05/2012|
He wasn't hard. It was like a wet floopy noodle. Lots of huge guys don't get fully hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/05/2012|
R11, they don't work there.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/05/2012|
R16, I know they don't work there. They work for the porn company. They block the aisles so that unsuspecting people don't walk in on the scene. Most every public porn scene has them.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/05/2012|
But don't grocery/convenience stores now have security cameras everywhere? They could review them later and arrest the pervs... er, perps.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/05/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/07/2012|
I hope she doesn't turn around.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/10/2012|
Is this a thing now?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/10/2012|
[quote]Is this a thing now?
It all started in kirker's used furniture store.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/10/2012|
Years ago, 'streaking' at some event was rather funny and sometimes kind shocking.
But jacking off in public and in a grocery store no less? WTF is going on?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/10/2012|
[quote]I like this one much better. The guy's dick is HUGE!
There's a really hot one at a library. Have to find it.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/10/2012|
Up until I saw this thread, I didn't pay much attention to other guys in the grocery store. It was a case of finding everything I need and going to the checkout. Now, I'm watching the hot guys to see who is ready for a jerk off.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/12/2012|
Cleanup on Aisle 6...
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/12/2012|
R26, let me introduce you to R8.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/13/2012|
I always watching guys in grocery stores, bed bath and beyond, home depot, wherever. Sunday afternoon is the best for watching. Or early morning when they just throw on sweat pants to go downstairs to grab the paper. I buddy of mine once ended up jacking off this horny married guy in the shower curtain display downstairs at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/13/2012|
This is all part of the new Milking trend that's sweeping the internets.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/13/2012|
I looked for that film on google and guess what, there are now pages and pages of library jerk-offs. It really is the new big thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/13/2012|
Here it is. This is the one Datalounge liked.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/13/2012|
R28 sounds like a real creep.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/13/2012|
Can I play?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/13/2012|
R32 sounds like a total jackass.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/13/2012|
So you're an eldergay perv too, R34? Do you leer at younger men at the gym, too?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/14/2012|
[quote]buddy of mine once ended up jacking off this horny married guy in the shower curtain display downstairs at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
I guess it must have been in the "Beyond" department.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/14/2012|
[quote]Do you leer at younger men at the gym, too?
Now that we've found this photo of you, r35, we're certain you'll never have to worry about a gym encounter with anyone, young or old.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/14/2012|
The little loquita in OP's link is very cute but, sadly, suffers from tinymeat.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/14/2012|
You gays are distinguish, at least We Let You Have It Your Way...
|by Anonymous||reply 39||12/14/2012|
I love coming across the occasional perv who will give me a show in the subway. A hot hairy Indian guy jerked off for me the other day and ate his cum.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/14/2012|
THIS is the legendary, amateur, candid, library jerk off video!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/14/2012|
Another library wank!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/14/2012|
A porn clip on an obscure web site can never be described as legendary.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/14/2012|
[quote]I always watching guys in grocery stores, bed bath and beyond, home depot, wherever. Sunday afternoon is the best for watching. Or early morning when they just throw on sweat pants to go downstairs to grab the paper. I buddy of mine once ended up jacking off this horny married guy in the shower curtain display downstairs at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
You sound like a real catch.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||12/14/2012|
Oh, Rose, don't be so stuck-up.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/14/2012|
Wow, no wonder library floors have become so nacreous lately.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/14/2012|
The Jerk Store called and they're running out of YOU!
Oh never mind. Misread the title.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/14/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/06/2013|
Everybody's doin' it!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/06/2013|
What is it about libraries?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/06/2013|