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by Anonymousreply 5004/06/2013

Please tell me he didn't open a bottle of that Mazola and use it for lube.

by Anonymousreply 112/05/2012

I remember 10 years ago someone at my local porn shop jerked off in the aisle. I didn't see it, but I suddenly heard one of the clerks who was putting back returned movies exclaim, "The fuck?!" I glanced over and there was cum on the carpet floor. Fresh, too. The other clerk walked over and they both started laughing. I don't know if they ever found out who it was. I guess whoever did it was too cheap to rent movies and just looked at the covers and went to town. LOL

by Anonymousreply 212/05/2012

r2, that's a porn store. That's to be expected. This isn't.

by Anonymousreply 312/05/2012

I guess it's better than pooping.

by Anonymousreply 412/05/2012

I like this one much better. The guy's dick is HUGE!

by Anonymousreply 512/05/2012

R6 must be a real [bold] BLAST [/bold] at parties.

by Anonymousreply 712/05/2012

Clean up on aisle seven!!!

by Anonymousreply 812/05/2012

At least he didn't finger himself in the peanut butter aisle.

by Anonymousreply 912/05/2012

Is this what they mean by Meat Market?

by Anonymousreply 1012/05/2012

Is this what these young twinks are doing on their shifts? No wonder US production per worker has gone down!Even still I would have been more impressed if someone had gone down on him......

by Anonymousreply 1112/05/2012

what do the scouts who block the aisle do when someone walks by? You can see the two scouts at either end of the aisle. What do they say, "Excuse me, this aisle is closed for whacking."?

by Anonymousreply 1212/05/2012

His parents were probably cousins.

by Anonymousreply 1312/05/2012

R5,

I love that clip. I was shocked when he came because I could not tell he was fully erect.

by Anonymousreply 1412/05/2012

He wasn't hard. It was like a wet floopy noodle. Lots of huge guys don't get fully hard.

by Anonymousreply 1512/05/2012

R11, they don't work there.

by Anonymousreply 1612/05/2012

R16, I know they don't work there. They work for the porn company. They block the aisles so that unsuspecting people don't walk in on the scene. Most every public porn scene has them.

by Anonymousreply 1712/05/2012

But don't grocery/convenience stores now have security cameras everywhere? They could review them later and arrest the pervs... er, perps.

by Anonymousreply 1812/05/2012

WTF???

by Anonymousreply 1912/07/2012

I hope she doesn't turn around.

by Anonymousreply 2012/10/2012

Is this a thing now?

by Anonymousreply 2112/10/2012

[quote]Is this a thing now?

It all started in kirker's used furniture store.

by Anonymousreply 2212/10/2012

Years ago, 'streaking' at some event was rather funny and sometimes kind shocking.

But jacking off in public and in a grocery store no less? WTF is going on?

by Anonymousreply 2312/10/2012

[quote]I like this one much better. The guy's dick is HUGE!

Poppers? Really?

There's a really hot one at a library. Have to find it.

by Anonymousreply 2412/10/2012

Up until I saw this thread, I didn't pay much attention to other guys in the grocery store. It was a case of finding everything I need and going to the checkout. Now, I'm watching the hot guys to see who is ready for a jerk off.

by Anonymousreply 2512/12/2012

Cleanup on Aisle 6...

by Anonymousreply 2612/12/2012

R26, let me introduce you to R8.

by Anonymousreply 2712/13/2012

I always watching guys in grocery stores, bed bath and beyond, home depot, wherever. Sunday afternoon is the best for watching. Or early morning when they just throw on sweat pants to go downstairs to grab the paper. I buddy of mine once ended up jacking off this horny married guy in the shower curtain display downstairs at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

by Anonymousreply 2812/13/2012

This is all part of the new Milking trend that's sweeping the internets.

by Anonymousreply 2912/13/2012

I looked for that film on google and guess what, there are now pages and pages of library jerk-offs. It really is the new big thing.

by Anonymousreply 3012/13/2012

Here it is. This is the one Datalounge liked.

by Anonymousreply 3112/13/2012

R28 sounds like a real creep.

by Anonymousreply 3212/13/2012

Can I play?

by Anonymousreply 3312/13/2012

R32 sounds like a total jackass.

by Anonymousreply 3412/13/2012

So you're an eldergay perv too, R34? Do you leer at younger men at the gym, too?

by Anonymousreply 3512/14/2012

[quote]buddy of mine once ended up jacking off this horny married guy in the shower curtain display downstairs at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

I guess it must have been in the "Beyond" department.

by Anonymousreply 3612/14/2012

[quote]Do you leer at younger men at the gym, too?

Now that we've found this photo of you, r35, we're certain you'll never have to worry about a gym encounter with anyone, young or old.

by Anonymousreply 3712/14/2012

The little loquita in OP's link is very cute but, sadly, suffers from tinymeat.

by Anonymousreply 3812/14/2012

You gays are distinguish, at least We Let You Have It Your Way...

by Anonymousreply 3912/14/2012

I love coming across the occasional perv who will give me a show in the subway. A hot hairy Indian guy jerked off for me the other day and ate his cum.

by Anonymousreply 4012/14/2012

THIS is the legendary, amateur, candid, library jerk off video!!!

by Anonymousreply 4112/14/2012

Another library wank!

by Anonymousreply 4212/14/2012

A porn clip on an obscure web site can never be described as legendary.

by Anonymousreply 4312/14/2012

[quote]I always watching guys in grocery stores, bed bath and beyond, home depot, wherever. Sunday afternoon is the best for watching. Or early morning when they just throw on sweat pants to go downstairs to grab the paper. I buddy of mine once ended up jacking off this horny married guy in the shower curtain display downstairs at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

You sound like a real catch.

by Anonymousreply 4412/14/2012

Oh, Rose, don't be so stuck-up.

by Anonymousreply 4512/14/2012

Wow, no wonder library floors have become so nacreous lately.

by Anonymousreply 4612/14/2012

The Jerk Store called and they're running out of YOU!

Oh never mind. Misread the title.

by Anonymousreply 4712/14/2012

Hot

by Anonymousreply 4804/06/2013

Everybody's doin' it!

by Anonymousreply 4904/06/2013

What is it about libraries?

by Anonymousreply 5004/06/2013
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