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Eldergay bottoms

I love them. I love fucking their doughy asses and I love when they scream for me to plow deeper and harder.

I usually take them out for a nice dinner at Olive Garden first, then back to my place for some wine and a Joan Crawford movie (Autumn Leaves usually does the trick)...then the incessant fucking begins. They are insatiable.

by Anonymousreply 2212/05/2012

Does it smell when you remove their Depends?

by Anonymousreply 112/05/2012

always wanted to, never have

by Anonymousreply 212/05/2012

As an eldergay, I already love this thread!

Keep 'em coming, bitches, I can handle it.

by Anonymousreply 312/05/2012

D- but thanks for playing along old fella.

by Anonymousreply 412/05/2012

R3, I would love to bend you over the couch, toss your caftan over your head, and slide my young, agile cock into your pasty middle-aged ass.

by Anonymousreply 512/05/2012

Do you have to monitor what they order at Olive Garden? Is there rimming involved?

by Anonymousreply 612/05/2012

I'm sure they're all you can get, OP.

by Anonymousreply 712/05/2012

I sometimes cuff their soft, pliable bouncy butts like I'm bitch-slapping it, knead it hard a few times, then shove in the sausage. I'll do them any day of the week several times a day over a young, self absorbed pretty boy who immediatly whines "ohhh, you're doing it too hard!!" when just the head of my cock goes in. Nothing for me makes my cock deflate faster than a whiney bitch. To hear "yeah baby, flatten my ass" makes it ever harder.

by Anonymousreply 812/05/2012

[quote]Does it smell when you remove their Depends?

What a shitty thing to say! That's "you" 10 years from now.

by Anonymousreply 912/05/2012

R5, I'd love to interview you for the position but I'm positive you couldn't handle the work load. Better look next time, missy.

by Anonymousreply 1012/05/2012

. You know the young, anti-elder will be miserable in a few's inevitable. The future bitter queens.

by Anonymousreply 1112/05/2012

It's fun making them beg when they come looking for money.

by Anonymousreply 1212/05/2012

Coincidentally, "Eldergay Bottoms" is my Indian name.

by Anonymousreply 1312/05/2012

This is elder abuse and should be reported to the proper authorities.

by Anonymousreply 1412/05/2012

I prefer elder self-abuse.

by Anonymousreply 1512/05/2012

As an eldergay, I'd prefer an Ethiopian dinner and a film more like "Caddyshack" please.

by Anonymousreply 1612/05/2012

But what about ME??????

by Anonymousreply 1712/05/2012

You young faggots are so funny!

by Anonymousreply 1812/05/2012

Is Glenn one?

by Anonymousreply 1912/05/2012

Sounds like a movie for Miss Helen Lawson.

by Anonymousreply 2012/05/2012

If that movie starring Helen Lawson has a part for a horse, call me!!!

by Anonymousreply 2112/05/2012

[quote]I love fucking their doughy asses and I love when they scream for me to plow deeper and harder.

Those aren't screams. They're complaints that your tinymeat hasn't made it through all the loose skin folds and flaps and into their actual ANUS yet.

by Anonymousreply 2212/05/2012
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