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Dave Salmoni loves his gay fans

He really does. Extracted from another thread.

He says, "I feel like my gay fans are the most appreciative."

by Anonymousreply 5704/30/2015

We really really are.

by Anonymousreply 112/05/2012

Chelsea Handler was on Howard Stern a few weeks ago and she talked about how stupid she thinks Salmoni is. But she did give him his props for being great in bed.

by Anonymousreply 212/05/2012

Why Salmoni would lower himself to breed that scarecrow Handler is beyond me. He could probably have his pick of Hollywood broads, and he picked that drug addicted heifer?

by Anonymousreply 312/05/2012

Someone needs to teach Salmoni (who claims to be a Zoologist) that the word is not pronounced Zoo-ologist.

by Anonymousreply 412/05/2012

He has most excellent nips.

by Anonymousreply 512/05/2012

She probably just watched while he fucked a lion.

by Anonymousreply 612/05/2012

HOtter than hot

by Anonymousreply 712/05/2012

r5, bigger pix.

by Anonymousreply 812/05/2012

its the corset shot. went down in history

by Anonymousreply 912/05/2012

I want to suck his salmoni

by Anonymousreply 1012/05/2012

I thought I was the only one who thoght he was way hot.. Who knew?

Plus, he loves animals. A 10.

by Anonymousreply 1112/05/2012

He's a thrill seeker. He uses the unpredictability and danger of wild animals to get his thrill. In an indirect way he wants to protect them so he can have those interactions with them. Stever Irwin was the same way.

by Anonymousreply 1212/05/2012

Handler's video is on the ferry from Fire Island and she sits on his lap while some queen takes videos. I don't think he was there for her.

by Anonymousreply 1312/05/2012

Is Dave family?

by Anonymousreply 1412/05/2012

Worked with Dave Salmoni who was a sort of Ted Nugent-style drunk angry nut. He is lucky to be employed at all.

by Anonymousreply 1512/05/2012

Well not getting along with people would be an excellent reason to be an animal expert. I'm reminded of a couple compulsive liars I knew in college who went into PsyOps in the Army. It actually makes complete sense and it's a positive thing that compulsive liars can contribute to society in a positive way.

by Anonymousreply 1612/05/2012

r15, tell us more... is he hot in person?

by Anonymousreply 1712/05/2012

Salmoni that night had a great body but dull eyes and a pasty complexion. He told a long, screaming misogynistic joke ("cut off her tits with a machine gun haha") that was not even funny.

In his defense, he avoided trouble. He made out briefly with a network talent woman who was hot but extremely wasted drunk -- he shrewdly backed off from fucking her although she was very willing and available.

by Anonymousreply 1812/05/2012

Big Italian cock.

by Anonymousreply 1912/05/2012

R15. r18, TI!

He looks so regular guy, approachable HOT.

Do not know much about him except he is an adventurer and likes animals.

Nice alternative to the Hollywood Pretty Boy (boi) types on the Tonight Show and Letterman when their latest film comes out...

by Anonymousreply 2012/05/2012

Gorgeous, dumb as a brick, works for animals.


by Anonymousreply 2112/05/2012

[quote][R15]. [R18], TI!

What does "TI" stand for?

by Anonymousreply 2212/05/2012

r21 = Chelsea H.

by Anonymousreply 2312/05/2012

r22, It's what insiders use for TY.

You must live in a flyover state.

by Anonymousreply 2412/05/2012

Kevin Richardson is much hotter anyway.

by Anonymousreply 2512/05/2012

Who is Kevin Richardson?

by Anonymousreply 2612/05/2012

R26, Kevin Richardson is another animal expert. his job description is pretty much identical and he's from south africa. Salmoni sounds like an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 2712/05/2012

TY r25.

by Anonymousreply 2812/05/2012

Does anyone remember when he showed up on Tyra Banks's talk show in a loincloth?

by Anonymousreply 2912/06/2012

yup, hotter than hot

by Anonymousreply 3012/06/2012


by Anonymousreply 3112/06/2012

fuck, he's hot

by Anonymousreply 3212/06/2012

I would attach my hungry mouth to those gumdrop nips like a lamprey eel.

by Anonymousreply 3312/06/2012

the whole package is incredible

by Anonymousreply 3412/06/2012

Damn, he does look hot as hell in that pic of R31. I liked his responses about the gay objectification. Appreciative while not being cocky.

by Anonymousreply 3512/06/2012

For your viewing pleasure

by Anonymousreply 3612/06/2012

pt. 2

by Anonymousreply 3712/06/2012

Chelsea plays with his snake

by Anonymousreply 3812/06/2012

Salmoni is a liar. A hot liar, but a liar nonetheless. He is not a zoologist. He is an animal trainer & entertainer, nothing else. He has no educational training as a zoologist.

by Anonymousreply 3912/06/2012

All people on t.v. are liars R39. They don't vet them. TV is entertainment and the people who run it give their friends shows, qualified or not. If some go on to become real experts or real stars, then *happiness* but of course most go nowhere.

by Anonymousreply 4012/06/2012

Obviously on the clip, they are on the Fire Island ferry. She's with a girl, he's alone (unless with the camera guy).

by Anonymousreply 4112/06/2012

When did he ever say he had a degree in zoology?

by Anonymousreply 4212/07/2012

Mama Mia!

by Anonymousreply 4312/07/2012

[quote]He is not a zoologist.

Salmoni studied zoology at the Laurentian University in Sudbury, Ontario, and wrote his undergraduate thesis on tracking the hibernation of Canada black bears. Also while in university, Salmoni was certified in Chemical Immobilization of Wildlife and worked on an elk relocation project and at a deer count station for the Ministry of Natural Resources.

by Anonymousreply 4412/07/2012

[quote][R22], It's what insiders use for TY.

What does TY stand for?

by Anonymousreply 4512/07/2012

Compilation of model pix.

by Anonymousreply 4612/07/2012

Sudbury is a horrible homophobic place, the Arkansas of Canada. Let's hope he's overcome that. It sounds like he has.

by Anonymousreply 4712/07/2012

r47, stop making generalizations.

by Anonymousreply 4812/07/2012

It's not a generalization. Sudbury is horrible. I've been there and I've known horrible people from there.

by Anonymousreply 4912/07/2012

He's a sweetie!

by Anonymousreply 5012/10/2012

He's a hot stud

by Anonymousreply 5112/10/2012

I wanna suck his nipples, his tits... Mmmmmm, delicious

by Anonymousreply 5202/02/2013

I just realized that he goes to my gym in Toronto. I've been seeing him around for a couple of years, several times a week, not having the faintest idea that he is a celebrity until I saw him on a local morning TV show yesterday. A friendly, chatty guy and, yes, I saw him in the change room, disappointingly not completely naked. Looks particularly good when he doesn't shave for a couple of days and is a bit scruffy. I can't confirm whether he's gay or not but he did check me out a couple of times.

by Anonymousreply 5305/24/2013

He's in love with the camera, but that aside, seems really fun to be around.

by Anonymousreply 5401/12/2014

I just saw him on Jimmy Kimmel last night for the first time in my life. Now I am totally obsessed and I can't stop Googling him. I wonder what his cock looks like, his taint, his feet, his hole. I want to know everything.

by Anonymousreply 5510/01/2014

If he'd take his pants off, he'd get even bigger ratings. He should pose nude.

by Anonymousreply 5610/01/2014

Dave was on Jimmy Kimmel last night. SO hot.

He has knocked up some chick and is getting married.

by Anonymousreply 5704/30/2015
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