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Jack Van Impe and Rexella

They never got anything right. Never one prediction came through. And they're still at it today!

I loved watching them for the unintentional humor which this video perfectly captures.

"What about a partial rapture?"

That poor cat Finnegan.

by Anonymousreply 4809/28/2014

These two are crazy...They spout the same shit my schizo drug addict brother does. Hate & the end of the world.

by Anonymousreply 112/05/2012

Rexella is tremendous. Someone should be her drag queen.

by Anonymousreply 212/05/2012

Luv them. Last time I saw them they were warning their audience about "INTERNET ROBOTS" that would literally descend from the sky and take over the world. Fabulous!

by Anonymousreply 312/05/2012

Are they still on TV? I just watched a brief part of the video and that's from way back in their yute.

by Anonymousreply 412/05/2012

Ye, the show is still on being made.

by Anonymousreply 512/05/2012

They make a shitload of money making people crazy.

by Anonymousreply 612/05/2012

They do not spout hate, r1.

by Anonymousreply 712/05/2012

R7, they do but in their own subtle way. They supported the militia movement of the 1990s which culminated with Timothy McVeigh. They initially said he was a hero but quickly changed their minds.

by Anonymousreply 812/05/2012

I just looked at their Dec. 1 broadcast. Those people are marvels of good, clean living, plastic surgery and really bad wigs. Keep in mind he's 81 and she's 80. I'm shocked that she can still blink!

Thanks for bringing back memories, OP. I used to catch them, Ernest Angley (the guy sweat buckets), and Jim and Tammy Faye, of course, back in high school during summer break days. Ah, and the unforgettable Jimmy [italic]"I have sinned!"[/italic] Swaggert, too! They provided endless amusement to a bored, sarcastic teen.

by Anonymousreply 912/05/2012

I'm sorry, but she's no Jan Crouch.

by Anonymousreply 1012/05/2012

The Van Impes were banned from TBN.

by Anonymousreply 1112/05/2012

OH Myyy GAWD, I can't believe those clowns are still on the air, I really thought they both died a long time ago. She used to wear the most sexless garments ever. I would see them late at night when nothing else was on and I would stare at them in bleary-eyed amazement. I could never watch a whole show of theirs, it was just too stupid.

by Anonymousreply 1212/05/2012

Right you are Jack.

by Anonymousreply 1312/05/2012

Rexella looks like she should've been a nosy neighbor on Knot's Landing, or Desperate Housewives.

by Anonymousreply 1412/05/2012

I think she's just as tremendous:

by Anonymousreply 1512/05/2012

[quote]She used to wear the most sexless garments ever.

Modesty garments are all the rage in Salt Lake City.

by Anonymousreply 1612/05/2012

That fucking old cunt should only wish she had my flair and style! I've got class. My whole family's got class!

Pay no attention to the man in the picture. He's just the guy I'm currently fucking.

by Anonymousreply 1712/05/2012

I used to love them! Back in my adolescent fundamentalist pre-reality youth. I also used to watch earnest angley and even visited his church once. He hit me on the forehead but I didn't fall over. Ha Does anyone remember Dr. D. James Kennedy? Or anyone from around pittsburgh remember a guy named rich rossie who wound up almost killing his wife?

by Anonymousreply 1812/05/2012

R18, my granny LOVED Ernest Angley. She went to one of his crusades once and was apparently more suggestible than you. I asked her what it felt like to be "slain in the Spirit," and she said, "How the hell should I know? I was out cold!"

by Anonymousreply 1912/05/2012

Dr. Gene Scott was a fun and cranky old coot.

by Anonymousreply 2012/05/2012

Gene Scott's second wife was a one-time porn star.

by Anonymousreply 2112/05/2012

So the second wife and former porn star was the one who took over for him doing the preaching? I remember seeing her. She used to sing too...

by Anonymousreply 2212/05/2012

Oh Jack

by Anonymousreply 2312/05/2012

Rexella! She sounds like the lead villainess in one of the Final Fantasy games.

by Anonymousreply 2412/05/2012

R7 is the kind of idiot who declares that the word "hate" has to be used before someone can be said to be hateful.

These money-grubbing assholes have been grinding on their right-wing, nutty, politicized, out-of-the-mainstream agenda for years, and they have tacitly spit on every progressive cause one can think of.


by Anonymousreply 2512/05/2012

That's one hell of a facelift the spry 80 year old Rexella's got there. But the happy couple has taken a dark, dark turn with the Muslim and Obama hate...yes real this recent video.

by Anonymousreply 2612/05/2012

I've meet Rexella, she's actually a very sweet lady.

by Anonymousreply 2712/05/2012

Obama is the Antichrist.

Jack is quoting Kissinger.

by Anonymousreply 2812/06/2012

Is Gene Scott's HOT widow still leading his flock?

by Anonymousreply 2912/06/2012

Have we posted Rexie's music video yet? I love that - it's as camp as that NewShoes Christmas carol.

by Anonymousreply 3012/06/2012

R28 - Thanks for the video. Jack and Rexie were saying the same thing 20 years ago when Clinton was elected. They also looked the same.

by Anonymousreply 3112/06/2012

Pastor Melissa Scott as "Barbie Bridges":

by Anonymousreply 3212/06/2012

I used to watch their show for laughs. I even ordered some free doomsday bumper sticker from them. Hell I ALWAYS had the Christian channel on for laughs when I was a teen. Our network had this ridiculous show aimed at Christian youth called JCs Place. It was hosted by Pastor Nate.

by Anonymousreply 3312/06/2012

Pastor Nate, not surprisingly, has gayface. He's now an administrator at the clown college where Jim and Tammy Faye met and fell in love.

by Anonymousreply 3412/06/2012

These people are sweet. Choose your enemies. These people are not my enemy.

by Anonymousreply 3512/06/2012

My biggest problem is when Jack starts talking I don't know if he's saying Jesus or Cheezits coming back. Then I look at Rexella and think "Yeah, I'd bone her once of I had the chance."

by Anonymousreply 3608/31/2013

She looks like a 2 dollar hooker. Doesn't that bitch know soliciting outside the gates of heaven is a sin?

by Anonymousreply 3708/31/2013

Wow, I had no idea they were that old. I have to admit, they look and sound very good for being in their 80s.

by Anonymousreply 3808/31/2013

Has anyone ever referred to her as "Sexy Rexie?" No? Didn't think so.

by Anonymousreply 3908/31/2013

holy bump

by Anonymousreply 4008/31/2013

They two doomsdayers have inspired my new drag name (and DL nom de plume).

by Anonymousreply 4108/31/2013

* These

by Anonymousreply 4208/31/2013

The only thing I've ever heard sbout them is they were said to be very close friends with the Bush family.

by Anonymousreply 4309/01/2013

I feel sorry for all of you, you don't know anything about the bible or you would know that Jack VanImpe is telling the truth. You must be very afraid or you wouldn't speak so harshly about them. Please pray GOD forgives you and ask JESUS to come into your heart before it's too late. RuAnn

by Anonymousreply 4409/28/2014

Anyone using filthy language in the post below has degraded themselves, ask forgiveness and be thankful for a merciful God! I will be praying for all of YOUšŸ™ A.J.

by Anonymousreply 4509/28/2014

lol r44 is funny. It thinks its people.

by Anonymousreply 4609/28/2014

Bitch I don't need to read the bible I've seen Jesus Christ Superstar a dozen times.

by Anonymousreply 4709/28/2014

R44 How can you believe in a merciful God if he allowed someone to name you RuAnn?

by Anonymousreply 4809/28/2014
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