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Britain Goes Into Meltdown Over Kate's Impeding Crotch Fruit

The Daily Mail proclaims "A Nation's Joy" and the Telegraph says "It is a Delight the Nation Can Share" and the "Perfect End to a Jubilee Year with the Monarchy More Secure Than Ever".

I didn't realize that the Brits were so servile when it came to the royal family, but I suppose they are your lord and master.

by Anonymousreply 1312/05/2012

Well, maybe it has to do with the fact that you're citing the right-wing Daily (Hate) Mail and the Torygraph as your sources...

by Anonymousreply 112/04/2012

Fuck yeah, bitches! Send us yr cash, and be quick about it.

by Anonymousreply 212/04/2012

When this was announced yesterday the BBC allowed comments on the story. The highest rated was something along the lines of 'I don't know these people. Why should I care?'. They've taken the comments section down. The only evidence of servility you'll find, OP, is in the right-wing press.

by Anonymousreply 312/04/2012

The Queen was overjoyed. She was reported as saying, "Now there will be THREE heirs that will never live to reign."

by Anonymousreply 412/04/2012

Here is the littlest violin in the world playing "I Don't Give a Shit".......who the fuck cares?! I'm sure there are many in Britain who don't give a rat's ass about it either.

by Anonymousreply 512/05/2012

Just what the world needs. Another person who has an insane amount of wealth, privilege and status simply because they fell out of a well connected vagina.

by Anonymousreply 612/05/2012

Impeding crotch fruit.... Did she stick a frozen banana in her vagina? Is it stuck?

by Anonymousreply 712/05/2012

Wow, r5. I I haven't heard anyone use that one since the 80s.

by Anonymousreply 812/05/2012

lord and master?She's a figurehead.

by Anonymousreply 912/05/2012

Crotch Fruit? What a disgusting name to call a baby.

by Anonymousreply 1012/05/2012

Love the fact that they all got punk'd yesterday by two Australian DJs. The recording of their prank call to Kate's hospital is hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 1112/05/2012

Personally, I like crotch droppings. Twat log is good too.

by Anonymousreply 1212/05/2012

Oh, why don't they leave the poor girl alone.

by Anonymousreply 1312/05/2012
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