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Gov. Jan Brewer (R-CrazyBitchLand) is AWOL!

"Gov. Brewer's whereabouts a mystery"; aides won't say where she is.

Any ideas?

My guess: she's gone to visit her Mexican love child.

by Anonymousreply 4812/08/2012

she threw herself down a well

by Anonymousreply 112/03/2012

I heard she had to run to Mexico for a 'procedure'.

by Anonymousreply 212/03/2012

Facelift

by Anonymousreply 312/03/2012

Who cares, she's gone!

by Anonymousreply 412/03/2012

Do we know where Mark Sanford is?

by Anonymousreply 512/03/2012

More likely kidnapped and maybe killed by the Mexican mafia...

by Anonymousreply 612/03/2012

She's off to the autobody shop to get her face re-sanded.

by Anonymousreply 712/03/2012

She's in some bunker drying out. It would explain a lot of her bizarre behavior (besides being mentally deficient.)

by Anonymousreply 812/03/2012

She took off on her broom.

by Anonymousreply 912/03/2012

Brain transplant. She's getting an upgrade from a donor chimp.

by Anonymousreply 1012/03/2012

She's in Argentina, recuperating. Leave her be - it was an arduous process.

by Anonymousreply 1112/03/2012

She's hiking in the Smoky Mountains with her one true love.

by Anonymousreply 1212/03/2012

Maybe somebody dropped a house on her? Or, "accidentally" threw a bucket of water on her?

by Anonymousreply 1312/03/2012

Bet you anything its rehab.

by Anonymousreply 1412/03/2012

r3 - we have a winner!

by Anonymousreply 1512/03/2012

Maybe she ran right out to get some work secretly done after her meeting with Sheldon Adelson.

Just imagine the sheer tonnage of entertainment value that a Jan Brewer presidential candidacy would provide.

by Anonymousreply 1612/03/2012

So she has to make an appearance with a stitched up face to get a pass?

by Anonymousreply 1712/03/2012

Neck lift.

by Anonymousreply 1812/03/2012

Suicide cult! Suicide cult!

by Anonymousreply 1912/03/2012

Appalachian Trail!

by Anonymousreply 2012/03/2012

Facelift? They'd need an industrial crane to get those wrinkles in check.

by Anonymousreply 2112/03/2012

Under a bridge somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 2212/03/2012

she really does have the face of a homeless drug addict. So rehab wouldn't surprise me. W looks like a skid row alkie too.

by Anonymousreply 2312/03/2012

She's getting her finger and chin sharpened.

by Anonymousreply 2412/03/2012

She's with Jessie Jackson Jr. planning for the revolution.

by Anonymousreply 2512/04/2012

She was spotted entering a botox clinic in Juarez today.

by Anonymousreply 2612/05/2012

Did she get her monkey droop fixed, finally?

by Anonymousreply 2712/05/2012

she's being visited by the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come and is wondering why grown-ups are crying from laughing at their kids swinging at a Jan Brewer pinata

by Anonymousreply 2812/05/2012

Apparently in Afghanistan after punching a reporter.

I've heard stories she's really a drunk. She's somewhere recovering from her latest binge.

by Anonymousreply 2912/06/2012

No, not the Appalachian Trail. Jan Brewer is hiking the Grand Canyon with her illegal Mexican luvah.

by Anonymousreply 3012/06/2012

She's interviewing for a "bipartisan" role at the White House to be chief of ICE. ..it would make about as much sense as Hagel.

by Anonymousreply 3112/06/2012

Yes, she's supposedly in Afghanistan, to visit Arizonans there, which sounds totally absurd to me. For a week? And it has to be completely secret?

I don't think many governors go jetting off to Afghanistan. But maybe there's a good plastic surgeon there.

by Anonymousreply 3212/06/2012

If that was true, a politician would publicize that shit up.

by Anonymousreply 3312/06/2012

Where ever she is Arizonans need to know who is paying for it. WATCH OUT, she might be in YOUR state.

by Anonymousreply 3412/06/2012

She is in a bunker with Laura Ingraham and Joe Arpario. After the threesome they plan to plot the bombing of the whitehouse.

by Anonymousreply 3512/06/2012

R29, she looks like it. Her features are really haggard.

by Anonymousreply 3612/06/2012

the phrase "headless corpse" inspires me.

by Anonymousreply 3712/06/2012

I still can't believe her maiden name is Drinkwine. But then again, what else could it be?

by Anonymousreply 3812/06/2012

If you find her head on a turtle in the desert, don't touch it.

by Anonymousreply 3912/06/2012

May she join Jimmy Hoffa, wherever that may be.

by Anonymousreply 4012/06/2012

She punched someone for asking about CLIMATE CHANGE?

That bitch knows she is living in one of the driest hottest water starved states in the country. Fuck her.

I hope reporters pile it on. Let's see how wacko she can get.

by Anonymousreply 4112/06/2012

Are you serious about the stories about her being a drunk, R29? Because that's also the first thing I thought. I'm not from AZ and beyond the finger-shaking incident and her right-wing politics, I don't know a thing about her. But a look at her face and the temperament I imagine is behind the punch and finger-shaking tells me she has some kind of alcohol problem.

I mean it would be too obvious if she came back with a surgically freshened face. Besides wouldn't the swelling and bruising take more than a week to go down?

by Anonymousreply 4212/06/2012

Oh she hit him on the arm...

No biggie. Please.

by Anonymousreply 4312/06/2012

Hopefully face-down in a ditch somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 4412/06/2012

She had a long ago DUI accident when she was a state senator R42. She got it wiped clean and wasn't arrested due to some loophole in AZ law that you have immunity when the legislature is in session.

I think all other speculations about her drinking is based on her behavior especially from her debates and speeches where she's slurring and from that finger wagging incident.

by Anonymousreply 4512/06/2012

She's a shining example of the broken Republican't party.

by Anonymousreply 4612/06/2012

Thanks, R45. Dang. That's some classic alcoholic excuse-making, rationalizing and wheedling around and out of an issue there. I've had the misfortune of knowing and spending some time around a couple of people like Brewer. Raging alcoholics without a whit of insight.

I just shake my head and wonder how much of the tea party hate is fueled by alcohol. You hear some of their inexplicably irrational rants, and, for crying out loud, that has to be a large factor.

I hope that her special immunity dispensation comes back to haunt her and bite those law-abiding right-wing nutters right on the ass.

by Anonymousreply 4712/07/2012

G

by Anonymousreply 4812/08/2012
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