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I've been watching my neighbors have sex across the street

The other night I noticed my neighbors across the street having sex. The lights were somewhat dimmed, but I could see pretty clearly, and the sex was hot. The one guy was pretty hung, and after getting sucked for a while he fucked his bf/roommate.

I ended up jerking off to it, and I didn't think they saw me or anything. The next day I looked for them again and one of them was walking around the apartment. We made eye contact and then I pretended like I was looking for something and retreated back into my apartment.

Yesterday I caught them having sex again, and got myself off again as well.

Do you guys think they know I'm watching? Do you think there's anything wrong with watching? I mean if they wanted privacy wouldn't they just pull down the shade?

by Anonymousreply 3812/05/2012

They ache for you to join them, they ache for a pathetic voyeur to join them, they ache for YOU, yes YOU.

by Anonymousreply 112/03/2012

An Especially Scintillating Tale!!

by Anonymousreply 212/03/2012

Are you using any vision enhancement, OP?

Like binocs, night vision goggles, infrared glasses, etc. ?

by Anonymousreply 312/03/2012

I'm not delusional and realize they don't "ache for me," but maybe they just like showing off?

No vision enhancement needed R3!

by Anonymousreply 412/03/2012

Have you asked them these questions? You could post a note.

by Anonymousreply 512/03/2012

When their hydrangeas begin to die from all your jizz and heavy knee pads, they will call in the CSI.

by Anonymousreply 612/03/2012

It's a well-meaning plot by the suicidal one, so that his partner will fall in love with you and not be alone after the suicide!

by Anonymousreply 712/03/2012

They actually may not care. Are you sure that you're the only neighbor that can see them?

I watched a hot gay couple (into light S & M) for years in the apartment across the street. They had sex in the morning, sex at night, sex with third/fourth parties, sex alone, and generally walked around naked and fluffed. It took me a while to realize that the show was not for me - that they just didn't care. I must admit that I had a hard time weaning myself off of the addictive masturbatory sex I enjoyed with them.

by Anonymousreply 812/03/2012

For two years I had a hot straight neighbor who would walk around naked, have sex (with women) and jerk off. I got a bird's eye view of what was going on in his bedroom through my kitchen window. He rarely drew the shades - he just didn't care. It was the best entertainment ever!

by Anonymousreply 912/03/2012

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me, but...

by Anonymousreply 1012/03/2012

I think your best course of action is to write a polite note about your masturbatory adventures and put it in their mailbox. Maybe they will have you over for coffee and scones.

by Anonymousreply 1112/03/2012

some people seem to get a kick from showing off

by Anonymousreply 1212/03/2012

Some people just don't care. I live on the 33rd floor and have pretty open views. With binoculars I can see into several apartments in buildings about 2-3 blocks away and have seen some great action. I am most certain people can see into mine... I never close the blinds, but as long as I'm not making eye contact with anyone I really don't care...

by Anonymousreply 1312/03/2012

It's Exciting Surveillance Temptation!

by Anonymousreply 1412/03/2012

R13, you are pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 1512/03/2012

Maybe they do want an audience. I remember being at a friend's house for dinner - 8 gay guys. Somebody noticed a guy across the street a couple of floors up. He was standing at his window jerking off.

Of course everyone one gathered around the windows to take a look. He was hot too. Big dick, very nice body and he was wearing nothing but mirrored shades.

He knew he had a crowd watching him and he just kept pumping until he shot a load onto the window.

Personally, I loved the fact that he liked showing off. I found it erotic and it made my pants tight.

by Anonymousreply 1612/03/2012

I wonder if this could actually be true. My boy friend and I often have sex with a single window open. We didn't think anyone could see us from the position of the window. There's only one other window that could possibly see in, so we chance it becuase we're lazy.

Sorry OP if we've raised your blood pressure.

by Anonymousreply 1712/03/2012

[quote] until he shot a load onto the window.

And then what? You all adjourned to the pool room for brandy and cigar? Your showman pulled down the blinds? He got the Windex out and cleaned up?

by Anonymousreply 1812/03/2012

My husband and I used to this, we lived in a high-rise in Miami and didn't have blinds. One day we noticed that someone was watching us from a balcony directly across from us -like we could see him, he could see us, thing.

We stopped for a second, thought "Whatever" - and continued. We just didn't care. It didn't make it any hotter to know we had audience. The perv was too far away and ... really, who cares.

by Anonymousreply 1912/03/2012

R8- I think you're probably right; many people can see them. I live in Hell's Kitchen, and I'm sure every apartment on my side of the street, 4th floor and above can see them. Maybe they get off on the audience.

It's been fun masturbating to them so far, and, like you, I worry about becoming addicted to it.

by Anonymousreply 2012/03/2012

[quote]And then what?

What would you think happened R18? A second act with a guest artist expressing self-love?

He went away and we had dinner.

by Anonymousreply 2112/03/2012

[quote]I've been watching my neighbors have sex across the street

Aren't they afraid of getting run over?

by Anonymousreply 2212/03/2012

This topic is definitely in my wheelhouse OP. I am a voyeur and have run into many types of exhibitionist.

Certain exhibitionist like an audience they can see. Others like being spied on. Some only get turned on if they are caught in the act.

I believe your neighbors are probably turned on just knowing people are watching. Of course they know what they are doing. They enjoy putting on a show for others and probably wouldn't even care if you took pictures. I mean honestly, anyone who does something as private as having sex in front of an open window wants to be seen. And I am almost sure, everyone on your side of the building knows about the couple that likes to fuck in the window.

by Anonymousreply 2312/03/2012

Lots of people in NYC (including almost every gay man I know who can afford one) actually do have telescopes by their living room windows so they can spy on neighbors in other high-rises.

by Anonymousreply 2412/03/2012


WW for R22.

by Anonymousreply 2512/03/2012

[quote]The perv was too far away and ... really, who cares.

Who's the perv? Is it the person watching or the performers putting on a sex show?

by Anonymousreply 2612/04/2012

Wow OP, you are a sick fuck

by Anonymousreply 2712/04/2012

I used to live in a house where the house next door was only about 8 feet away. There was no window on that side of the house in my bedroom but there was a window on that side in my extra bedroom. I knew my neighbors, even worked with the wife. Her daughter and son in law stayed with them for a few days. I got up in the middle of the night for some reason going into the extra BR. The light was on next door and the young couple was fixing to screw. I was riveted and watched the whole thing.

by Anonymousreply 2812/04/2012

Many floors up from the ground

There's a couple gettin'down

And I can see it!

As I sit upon bed, or chair

I'm gonna watch them over there

My dick is hard and I'll squeeze it!

Ah the night fever, night fever...

They no how to show it!

Whether fat peen or pink beaver,

We're watching and they know it!

by Anonymousreply 2912/04/2012

Get a life you pathetic loser.

by Anonymousreply 3012/04/2012

My boyfriend and I have had sex in an open window of hotel room knowing that others could see - I just don't know if anyone could. I wouldn't do it at my home though, where I am likely going to be in view of people I know.

by Anonymousreply 3112/04/2012

OP= Craig Wesson in `Body Double`, furiously rubbing one out with one hand, while frantically trying to get Deborah Shelton to notice the Navaho masked guy with the power drill behind her with the other one.

by Anonymousreply 3212/04/2012

I've never had a great view into apartment sex. Although, one guy used to come home late and get into bed. Problem was I could only see his naked legs from the thighs down.

He'd put on some porn (I could see the TV clearly) and I could tell the bed was shaking...then I'd see his toes stretch out, leg muscles tense...done. Then a pause (wiping up I guess) then turn off the porn with the remote and the lights would go out. That's it! Never saw his face!

by Anonymousreply 3312/04/2012

This thread is useless without pictures.

by Anonymousreply 3412/04/2012

I remember I posted a video on here once of a female neighbor of mine who was fucking her self with a dildo on the couch by the window with the blind completely open and the lights on. There is no way you can tell me she didn't want to be seen.

by Anonymousreply 3512/04/2012

Damn your eyes!!!

by Anonymousreply 3612/05/2012

I used to live in a mid-rise building and there was a guy whose windows were one floor down and across the open courtyard from mine. Young, thin but muscular, and hairy, he walked around naked all time. Seeing his morning wood was a great way to start the day. What I figured out was that his blinds were closed but, from my apartment, I could see down and into his rooms through the closed slats. He thought he wasn't being seen.

by Anonymousreply 3712/05/2012

Haha, R37. I always close mine with the slats facing down.

by Anonymousreply 3812/05/2012
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