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OMG! I didn't think they made queens like this any more.

Actually, I think he's rather charming.

He's one of the most popular characters on a British TV reality show and he's called, Mark-Francis Vandelli.

Someone's spliced together all his most magic moments.

by Anonymousreply 3912/04/2012

I'm not certain but, I think he might just be a homosexual.

by Anonymousreply 112/02/2012

Why in the world is he called Mark-Francis Vandelli?

by Anonymousreply 212/02/2012

I think she's tremendous!

by Anonymousreply 312/02/2012

He's very handsome and I just don't know. Not offensive. Seems posher than posh. But doesn't seem bitchy. Just being himself. I see where you get charming.

by Anonymousreply 412/02/2012

There's a guy on Million Dollar Decorators with that exact same voice.

by Anonymousreply 512/02/2012

Although, looking at further footage, I take back what I said. He is a jerk.

by Anonymousreply 612/03/2012

the video at R6 isn't that bad

by Anonymousreply 712/03/2012

He's quite handsome, if you're into fucking wax figurines.

by Anonymousreply 812/03/2012

He's handsome but everything else about him...ew.

by Anonymousreply 912/03/2012

He was once unjustly accused of not being a homosexual.

by Anonymousreply 1012/03/2012

[quote]He was once unjustly accused of not being a homosexual....

and then 18 PMs climbed out of his sphincter at once.

by Anonymousreply 1112/03/2012

Poor Mr. Pamuk.

by Anonymousreply 1212/03/2012

Mark-Francis Vandelli is pretentious and annoying.

by Anonymousreply 1312/03/2012

It just sounds like his BFF is a thirteen year-old suburban girl with complex orthodontia machinery.

by Anonymousreply 1412/03/2012

In other news, R13 noted the sky was blue.

by Anonymousreply 1512/03/2012

You apparently don't live in a major metropolitan area OP.

Queens like her are everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 1612/03/2012

I presume he's playing up for the camera, because 5 minutes of that and you'd want to slap him into Tuesday. I presume he's a complete nobody, or he wouldn't be doing reality TV.

by Anonymousreply 1712/03/2012


by Anonymousreply 1812/03/2012

I'm so happy Michael Ian Black finally decided to relax and be himself.

by Anonymousreply 1912/03/2012

The eyebrows are a deal breaker.

by Anonymousreply 2012/03/2012

[quote] I didn't think they made queens like this any more.

Obviously The OP has never heard of Julian Clary.

by Anonymousreply 2112/03/2012

I thought that was Andrew Rannells at first.

by Anonymousreply 2212/03/2012

[quote]Obviously The OP has never heard of Julian Clary.

Julian Clary's 53. This guy's about 22 and even so, much more old school than J.C.

by Anonymousreply 2312/03/2012

Julian Clary won [italic]Celebrity Big Brother[/italic] this year, beating the likes of The Situation and UK soap star Julie Goodyear.

by Anonymousreply 2412/03/2012

I love the comment on Youtube that he's the type to get his intestines removed so he doesn't have to take a shit. [Steffon]Accurate![/Steffon]

by Anonymousreply 2512/03/2012

Here's Mark with his friends. They call themselves 'The Formidable Four'.

by Anonymousreply 2612/03/2012

He seems like the most useless person on Earth.

by Anonymousreply 2712/03/2012

The show sounds like "The Hills Goes Eurotrash"--that would be boring very quickly. I think instead they should do a reality series where he is forced to dig for coal in the Midlands, or clean toilets in the projects.

by Anonymousreply 2812/03/2012

I must admit that he's pretty much my ideal in terms of some aspects of his persona. I've fallen for queens like this a few times. Yes, I'm shallow and like the vapid and pretty.

by Anonymousreply 2912/03/2012

I love R28.

And most men look better with some wear and tear on their faces instead of a perfectly smooth complexion.

by Anonymousreply 3012/03/2012

[quote]I must admit that he's pretty much my ideal in terms of some aspects of his persona. I've fallen for queens like this a few times. Yes, I'm shallow

Don't forget "devoid of taste."

by Anonymousreply 3112/03/2012

Further to R28 I bet reality producers already have him in their sights: take him out of The Royal Borough bubble to face the chavs. Hilarity is bound to ensue.

They'd need to offer him shedloads though, as I assume he's trust-funded for life. That and his exhibitionism should seal the deal.

by Anonymousreply 3212/04/2012

I like the voice and the body language, but the visual look is still too butch.

by Anonymousreply 3312/04/2012

If he were more butch and less posh he'd be so hot.

by Anonymousreply 3412/04/2012

That is toooooooo much! Gagfully atrocious. Conspicuously affected.

by Anonymousreply 3512/04/2012

WTF? Lord.

by Anonymousreply 3612/04/2012

Looks like a young Gore Vidal

by Anonymousreply 3712/04/2012

The clenched teeth smile reminds me of Gloria Upson.

by Anonymousreply 3812/04/2012

His best GF, Amber has a BF who looks just like her.

by Anonymousreply 3912/04/2012
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