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Cliches that are actually TRUE!

I'll start:

Looks can be deceiving.

by Anonymousreply 3912/03/2012

All that glitters isn't gold.

by Anonymousreply 112/02/2012

Time will tell

by Anonymousreply 212/02/2012

It's better to be rich and miserable than poor and miserable.

by Anonymousreply 312/02/2012

Wherever you go, there you are.

by Anonymousreply 412/02/2012

Better to have and not need than need and not have.

by Anonymousreply 512/02/2012

Two tears in a bucket, mutherfuckit.

by Anonymousreply 612/02/2012

When God closes a door he opens a window for you to jump out of.

by Anonymousreply 712/02/2012

Birds of a feather flock together

Home is where the heart is

Spare the rod, spoil the child

A penny saved is a penny earned

by Anonymousreply 812/02/2012

Success has many fathers...failure is an orphan

by Anonymousreply 912/02/2012

Jews control finance and media.

by Anonymousreply 1012/02/2012

R10 is an anti-semitic asswipe who should die.

by Anonymousreply 1112/02/2012

It's better to holler "Bingo!" and not have it then have it and not holler.

by Anonymousreply 1212/02/2012

R11 is a cliche - the angry Jew in embarrasing denial.

by Anonymousreply 1312/02/2012

Stereotypes are not of thin air . . .

by Anonymousreply 1412/02/2012

One cliche that DLers are gleefully intent on proving true is: homosexuals are men who hate women. They are afraid of women, and that is why they can only be sexual with men.

DL proves this cliche true on an hourly basis.

by Anonymousreply 1512/02/2012

Jennifer Lawrence is fat.

by Anonymousreply 1612/02/2012

OP is the cunt who is chiding people who resent the homophobic Salvation Army, telling them that they should ignore homophobia because the Army does some good things.

Fuck her.

by Anonymousreply 1712/02/2012

[quote]They are afraid of women, and that is why they can only be sexual with men.

How fucking stupid are you? Gay men have sex with men because they are attracted to men, not because they have some non-PC idea about women.

Get thee to Michiganfest!

by Anonymousreply 1812/02/2012

Beauty is only skin deep.

And it's also in the eyes of the beholder.

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved.

by Anonymousreply 1912/02/2012

What a cliche r11. Just because you disagree with it doesn't man it's false.

by Anonymousreply 2012/02/2012

A few applicable to Datalounge:

The truth hurts.

Don't air your dirty laundry in public.

The grass is always greener on the other side.

Don't beat a dead horse. (you queens will NOT let some of these threads go.)

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

So many men,so little time.

Boys will be boys.

by Anonymousreply 2112/02/2012

R18, you are maybe too stupid to get my point, which is that all gay men DO NOT hate women - but you would never know that from reading DL.

by Anonymousreply 2212/02/2012

R15 YOU are a walking talking cliche that says that women hate gays because they hate women and therefore choose to be with men. I think women are a little jealous because as they say "all the good ones are gay". I don't believe women really think gays hate women. To the contrary I think they can probably relate more to gays than to straight men. You are the exception to the rule. To say gays choose men because they hate women is an ignorant comment and shows how dumb you are.

by Anonymousreply 2312/02/2012

boys will be boys

by Anonymousreply 2412/02/2012

R15 proves my learned point that women really are stupid. Though some are clever enough to learn the game, dress right, get the right degrees so they qualify for quotas, etc. Cagey, yes. Smart... no.

by Anonymousreply 2512/02/2012

More tears are shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones.

by Anonymousreply 2612/02/2012

Be careful what you wish for because you just might get it.

by Anonymousreply 2712/02/2012

Alas, R13 and R20, R10 is false. It's a cliche only in the mind of Nazis and Neonazis and all anti-semitic folk who use this "truth" to justify hatred and murder.

by Anonymousreply 2812/02/2012

R25 how can you say women are stupid because one one stupid cow on DL? That's a ridiculous generalization like the one that R15 made. You saying that just proves her point.

by Anonymousreply 2912/02/2012

All cliches are true. That is why they annoy.

by Anonymousreply 3012/02/2012

R10 is true, R28 -- Joel Stein said so.

by Anonymousreply 3112/02/2012

You can't change people but you can change yourself and by doing so change the way people treat you.

by Anonymousreply 3212/02/2012

It's brave to be happy.

by Anonymousreply 3312/02/2012

R20 is a Reagan loving shitstain.

by Anonymousreply 3412/02/2012

All major networks and studios have been run by Jews for decades. All main banks, financial houses and fed chairs are Jew strongholds. Why is this even up for debate? Is it racist to say NBA players are almost all black?

by Anonymousreply 3512/02/2012

Stiff dicks have no conscience.

by Anonymousreply 3612/03/2012

He who gossips to you, will gossip about you.

by Anonymousreply 3712/03/2012

I don't think that's true R36. Mine is always giving me little scoldings and speeches. "A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips" is the kind of remark he likes to make in between pee sessions.

by Anonymousreply 3812/03/2012

Men don't make passes at queens who wear glasses. Sadly true.

by Anonymousreply 3912/03/2012
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