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High-profile, closeted Christian flamers like Marcus Bachmann

Jason Russell, Ted Haggard, Pope Benedict et al. And tons of other politicians and conservative figures. How do they contain their sexuality or how do they go about getting sexual release? Haggard had to buy drugs and, presumably, get as fucked up as the trick he hired, and look how well that turned out for him. Some get caught in bathrooms, but not all.

These people are high profile and enjoy it that way. They can't avoid the rumors that come with the spotlight and they can deny, deny, deny to the press and their families, but how do they manage to evade genetics? Was it enough for Bachmann to poke the manly-looking Michele the five times or so it took to produce their biological children? Does he masturbate to near blindness? Is there a secret society of closeted self-haters that gets together for a biennial fuckfest filled with prayers of absolution?

by Anonymousreply 1712/03/2012

You've never heard of the Bohemian Grove thing?

by Anonymousreply 112/02/2012

Marcus sashayed up and down the banks of the Russian River? This is something I wasn't aware of.

by Anonymousreply 212/02/2012

As far as Ms. Bachmann is concerned, she gets off thinking about hot guys while that shrew hag he's married to fucks him silly with a 12-inch strap on.

by Anonymousreply 312/02/2012

rent boy

by Anonymousreply 412/02/2012

R5 taken in by fraudsters.

Where there is no sex, there is no love. That is a fact.

by Anonymousreply 612/02/2012

[quote]Was it enough for Bachmann to poke the manly-looking Michele the five times or so it took to produce their biological children?

"Mount me if you must-- but not a kiss!"

by Anonymousreply 712/02/2012

That's nice, R5. Now go back to reading the works of St. Theresa of Lesieux.

by Anonymousreply 812/02/2012

On the contrary R9, and it's blatantly obvious that there is no sincere belief in celibacy in the Roman Catholic church. How is that? The head of the church is the Pope who communicates direct with God. But he is also head of the Ukrainian Catholic Church, and the Romanian Catholic church, and guess what, the priests in those churches have no celibacy vow and are allowed to marry. But they are still full priests and allowed to perform any rituals in the Roman Catholic church if they happen to around. So what you have here is divine messenger from God who presides over different beliefs in different jurisdictions and that's okay. All of which means that he has, and never has had, any divine absolute moral standard on the morality of celibacy, and the pretense to that effect is rank smelling hypocrisy and fraud.

by Anonymousreply 1012/02/2012

No you're the immature one R5. Celibacy is unhealthy, insane, and has no moral significance whatever.

by Anonymousreply 1112/02/2012

Just ff the troll.

by Anonymousreply 1212/02/2012

wow!

by Anonymousreply 1312/03/2012

[quote]You're a sad and pathetic man. You're a homosexual and you don't want to be, but there's nothing you can do to change it. Not all the prayers to your god, not all the analysis you can buy in all the years you've go left to live. You may one day be able to know a heterosexual life if you want it desperately enough. If you pursue it with the fervor with which you annihilate. But you'll always be homosexual as well. Always, _____. Always. Until the day you die.

Repressed, closeted self-loathers always remind me of this very valid quote. Fill in the blank with appropriate name.

by Anonymousreply 1412/03/2012

Michael.

(Bachmann in this case.)

by Anonymousreply 1512/03/2012

Marcus?

by Anonymousreply 1612/03/2012

right right

by Anonymousreply 1712/03/2012
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