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What are you asking for for Xmas this year?

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by Anonymousreply 2912/06/2012

Holy shit, we have at last found the bitchiest person on DL.

by Anonymousreply 112/02/2012

A pair of wayfarers

A enamel covered cast iron tagine

Wireless speakers for the house

A Jacky's packy T-shirt

A portable propane heater for the patio

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by Anonymousreply 412/02/2012

Some wit. Some wisdom.

by Anonymousreply 512/02/2012

fewer fish.

by Anonymousreply 612/02/2012

Finally a break

by Anonymousreply 712/02/2012

A couple of hard drives.

by Anonymousreply 812/02/2012

Nothing. I don't need anything that anyone else can buy me. I have enough "stuff".

by Anonymousreply 912/02/2012

I need a new iPhone. My iPhone 3G is not holding up. That is probably about it.

by Anonymousreply 1012/02/2012

Get a Nokia 920! Or an HTC 8X!

by Anonymousreply 1112/02/2012

What R9 says.

by Anonymousreply 1212/02/2012

Had cataract surgery and now I can see so well!!! That was my gift.

Yes, an elder here.

by Anonymousreply 1312/02/2012

I want a giraffe.

by Anonymousreply 1412/02/2012

Can't think of anything I want for Christmas. It was a different story when I was in kindergarten.

I went to the toy section of the Sears catalog and cut out pictures of everything I wanted, then carefully pasted them on a legal size piece of paper from my Dad's law office. The only things I recall were models of a battleship, an aircraft carrier, a submarine, a PT boat, and an airplane with folding landing gears. My folks said the Santa in Macy's laughed at how well-organized I was and he asked if I was going to join the Navy when I grew up. I told him, "Yes," and even named the ship I planned to be on. I was much better organized at age 5 than I am today.

by Anonymousreply 1512/02/2012

A smooth, latino power bottom with a thick ass and accent.

And maybe a crock pot.

by Anonymousreply 1612/02/2012

An erection

by Anonymousreply 1712/02/2012

Namibia. Yes, all of it.

by Anonymousreply 1812/02/2012

Money. Just money.

by Anonymousreply 1912/03/2012

A lifetime supply of craisins.

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by Anonymousreply 2112/03/2012

I'm buying myself one of those fancy Japanese toilet seats with the built-in heater and the bidet, the massage function, and the remote control and other every bell and whistle I can order.

by Anonymousreply 2212/03/2012

If I were Native American I might say "for all white people to go back to their European ancestral homelands and for all black people to return to Africa", is that asking too much? Otherwise, maybe an end to Christmas? At least the hypocritical bullshit that says you must buy stuff at this time of year and the phony "goodwill"/cheer, that sort of thing. I don't think Jesus ever said "celebrate my birthday". Or maybe the republicans realizing that the rich need to pay their fair share of taxes? The thing of it is, most people who like Christmas like it in expectation of what THEY are going to get, not what "joy" or whatever they might get out of giving to others, which, BTW, you can do on any of the other 364 days of the year--you don't need December 25th to ring your bell so you salivate in a buying frenzy like one of Pavlov's Dogs.

by Anonymousreply 2312/05/2012

an early death

by Anonymousreply 2412/05/2012

A job and preventing eviction.

by Anonymousreply 2512/05/2012

Some decent threads on DL that aren't two years old.

by Anonymousreply 2612/05/2012

Adults don't ask for things at Christmas. Who are you people asking anyway?

by Anonymousreply 2712/05/2012

I've always wanted to spank a cute, manly cop on his nice, ample behind dressed in his uniform

by Anonymousreply 2812/06/2012

I'm homeless as of next week. Finally accepting it, googling some homeless shelters across the country, and then taking my pick. Hopefully my first choice has room.

No, I'm not kidding.

by Anonymousreply 2912/06/2012
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