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Chocolate stains on white wool upholstery

How do I get them out?

by Anonymousreply 1812/02/2012

Continue claiming the stains are "chocolate" and maybe a legitimate company will actually agree to steam clean your furniture.

by Anonymousreply 112/02/2012

A little club soda will get that out.

by Anonymousreply 212/02/2012

I love you, R2!

by Anonymousreply 312/02/2012

Try preventing them in the future with Depends®. No idea how to get existing "chocolate" stains out other than hiring a professional cleaner.

by Anonymousreply 412/02/2012

Oh, my! *clutching my pearls*

by Anonymousreply 512/02/2012

Note to self: avoid white wool upholstery where "chocolate" mishaps are likely to occur.

by Anonymousreply 612/02/2012

Isn't it ironic how steam cleaning is the only effective means for getting rid of the aftermath of a Cleveland steamer?

by Anonymousreply 712/02/2012

Oh please, you wiped your booty with the white wool.

by Anonymousreply 812/02/2012

Try telling your tricks to wipe first.

by Anonymousreply 912/02/2012


by Anonymousreply 1012/02/2012

MILK. Milk gets chocolate out. YOU'RE WELCOME.

by Anonymousreply 1112/02/2012

Use a towel next time you're drunk and reach for your "Man Cannon Dildonic Vibrator with the Puree Attachment."

by Anonymousreply 1212/02/2012

It does?

by Anonymousreply 1312/02/2012

You spelled feces wrong.

by Anonymousreply 1412/02/2012

white wool furniture??

Wouldn't that be awfully itchy?

by Anonymousreply 1512/02/2012

Corn? When did I eat corn?!

by Anonymousreply 1612/02/2012

Are you sure it's chocolate?

by Anonymousreply 1712/02/2012

From eHow

1) Buy a wool upholstery

2) Put chocolate on it.

3) Get some stain remover

4) Apply stain remover

5) Ask a friend to help

by Anonymousreply 1812/02/2012
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