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Better names for TV shows

I just saw someone on the Internet refer to two TV series as "Zombies in Georgia" and "The Meth-Dealing Science Teacher," which I think are much better titles than the actual ones. Here's my challenge: give a more descriptive title for a (fairly) contemporary TV series in as few words as possible (absolutely no more than 5).

by Anonymousreply 4712/05/2012

"Slob 'n' Inexplicably Hot Wife"

"Horrid Homosexuals Meet Ellen Barkin"

"The Jessica Lange Programme"

by Anonymousreply 112/01/2012

The Brooding, Damaged, and Defeated Busted and Disgusted Nasty Violence and Murder Show with Nudity Aplenty, Silent Gazes that Scream Exasperation, and More Than Enough Strained and Doomed Angst-ridden, Sarcastic Bitchy Relationships to Go Around

The B in Apt. 3B Who Should Be Brutally Murdered

Baby Douchetards "Singing" Before a Panel of Fucktard Judges and Audiences Competition

Watch What Diarrhea of the Mouth Happens Live

by Anonymousreply 212/01/2012


by Anonymousreply 312/02/2012

Karaoke High School

The Jessica Lange Variety Hour

by Anonymousreply 412/02/2012

Tolkien-esque Fantasy Genre Series that Should Focus More on the Damn Dragons.

by Anonymousreply 512/02/2012

5 Crones Kvetching

by Anonymousreply 612/02/2012

Gay Stereotypes, Old and New

by Anonymousreply 712/02/2012

Humans Devolving in New Jersey

Wives of Wealthy Men are Cunts

Satan Is a Nouveau Riche Douchebag

by Anonymousreply 912/02/2012

Meth Manufacturing Science Teacher

by Anonymousreply 1012/02/2012

Hey R2, I cannot for the life of me figure out what show your first description is for. It's not "True Blood", is it?

by Anonymousreply 1112/02/2012

The Serial Killer Next Door

Jeff Probst Can't Get Another Job

by Anonymousreply 1212/02/2012

Paranoid Bi-Polar Meets PSTD Traitor

by Anonymousreply 1312/02/2012

I meant PTSD.

by Anonymousreply 1412/02/2012

Another Superhero series

The Indian Girl with the Big Butt

That Family Show

Filmed in Canada, Pretends to be America

Too Gay for Words

NY socialites

Frau Pudding

Ryan Murphy's Casting Couch Extravaganza

The Cartoon Show with the yellow people in it

Support in Suffering

by Anonymousreply 1512/02/2012

Gay-Straight Alliance Glitterbombs School

Madeline Stowe Pretending She's Joan Collins

by Anonymousreply 1612/02/2012

Rapes And Child Molestation R Us

by Anonymousreply 1712/02/2012

Mindy Kaling Thinks She's Super Charming And Physically Attractive

by Anonymousreply 1812/02/2012

Bravo VP's Informercial/Gay Minstrel Extravaganza

by Anonymousreply 1912/02/2012

Misogynistic, Troubled White Men Working in Advertising in the 1960s

An Amalgamation of Sudden Outbursts in Song, Inexplicable Jock/Nerd-Fattie Pairings, Gender Dysmorphic Issues and Sexual-Orientation Confusion, and Reasons Why the Homo Usually Gets to Sing Lead

The Girl Who Was New For Two Weeks But Is Now Old-Hat, and Why on Earth Are These Thirtysomething Angelenos Living Together?

Not Really A "Smash," But Since NBC Is Desperate and Spielberg Is Involved, Let's Pretend Otherwise and Lavish Magnificent Sums for a Marquee Cast and On-Location Manhattan Filming

A Realtor, His Botoxed Housewife, Her Dad and HIS Botoxed Housewife, A Skinny Gay Guy and a Fat Gay Guy and Their Adopted Asian Toddler, and All Manner of Misunderstandings, Miscommunications and Occasional Family Trips

That Lawyer Show Starring the Fatal Attraction Woman Who Will Never Be Better than Meryl

by Anonymousreply 2012/02/2012

Kelso, Duckie, Half of a Religious Zealot, and the Omnipresent Spectre of Tiger Blood

by Anonymousreply 2112/02/2012

Glenn Close Wants An Emmy

by Anonymousreply 2212/02/2012

It Ain't Easy Being White In The 1950's

by Anonymousreply 2312/02/2012

Don't Worry, Red States: They're Just Best Friends!

The One About the Stupid Parents and Those Wacky Kids

Murder, She Hoped

by Anonymousreply 2412/02/2012

"Don't Worry, Red States: They're Just Best Friends!"

What show is this, R24?

by Anonymousreply 2512/02/2012

Okay, this one is for a book, but let's pretend PBS has made a miniseries of it (not inconceivable):

"Jesuits in Space"

by Anonymousreply 2612/02/2012

Some white hipster females living in NYC (or Brooklyn) and acting like their shit don't stink

by Anonymousreply 2712/02/2012

Quirky Civil Servants Getting Nothing Accomplished

by Anonymousreply 2812/02/2012

Fat Couple Making a Baby (Fortunately Offscreen)

Two Worthless Skanks Who Need To Be Killed

Most Annoying Lead Character Of All Time Still Talking To His Kids About His Relationship Failures (as if they'd still be listening)

Really Annoying Gay Man With Schlubby Work Partner and Hot Stupid Life Partner (canceled)

by Anonymousreply 2912/02/2012

Missing White Girls, Killer Moms, Wife Killers, and My Precious Twins

by Anonymousreply 3012/02/2012

Put a brunette pixie wig on Dopey and call him "Snow"

by Anonymousreply 3112/02/2012

LOL r20 & r21.

by Anonymousreply 3212/02/2012

"Lena Dunham's Gunt"

"Tyler Perry's Christianity Meets Drag"

"Lorne Michaels Just Doesn't Care"

by Anonymousreply 3312/02/2012

Foghorn Voice Hippo Dance Instructor Having Meltdowns and Also Inducing Them

Who Can Stay Stranded Starving and Stinky the Longest Competition

Hillbilly Charmin Bears Family Doing Stuff That Makes Them Happy

by Anonymousreply 3412/02/2012

Guess the no-more-than-five-words rule is out the window.

by Anonymousreply 3512/02/2012

Real Homes of the Mentally Ill

by Anonymousreply 3612/02/2012

Zombies in Georgia - Is that a reference to Designing Women?

by Anonymousreply 3712/02/2012

The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad and Mad Men are all excellent show titles and the OP's attempt at humor is very jr high.

by Anonymousreply 3812/03/2012

Educate me - does "Breaking Bad" mean something in the meth/drug world? Is it slang for something, or is it just two words that sound cool together?

by Anonymousreply 3912/03/2012

[quote]It Ain't Easy Being White In The 1950's

Which show is this?

by Anonymousreply 4012/04/2012

"Breaking bad" was an expression used by the character Jesse Pinkman to ask Walter White why he was becoming a criminal so late in life. I can't remember if White told him about his cancer at that moment. Since the show is about Walter's descent into immorality, it is about him "breaking bad."

My new show names:

Pedo Wank Time: With Crowns (Toddlers & Tiaras)

Piss Slut & Family (The Kardashians)

Bitch Thinks She's Funny & Cute(anything with Whitney Cummings)

Piss Poor Soprano's Substitute (Mob Wives)

A Douche By Any Other Name (Two and Half Men)

Just an Excuse for Slash Fiction (Supernatural)

Our Back Catalouge is HUGE! (Once Upon A Time)

by Anonymousreply 4112/04/2012

Mad Men, R40

by Anonymousreply 4212/04/2012

R42, Mad Men doesn't take place in the 50s.

by Anonymousreply 4312/04/2012

"How Much Is This Shit I Found In My Attic Worth?"

"Three Idiots Jabbering About Shit They Made Up in the Morning"

"The Decline of American Society in McIntyre, GA"

by Anonymousreply 4412/04/2012

Men Who Barely Passed AP US History Sex Up Prohibition Some.

by Anonymousreply 4512/04/2012

Dumbasses with Friends and Families That Will Visit Them in Some Bumb-Fuck Shithole City Looking for a Place to Live

by Anonymousreply 4612/04/2012

I can't believe I'm rooting for the serial killer (Dexter).

by Anonymousreply 4712/05/2012
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