These NY Post photos are unbelieveable they call him "Derek Eater" on the sports page and Captain Munch on-line - how could he get so fat so fast - he is still only 38!
In just 6 weeks, DEREK JETER has become a fat pig!
|by Anonymous||reply 53||12/14/2012|
YIKES! Maybe he thinks his ankle will get stronger by pulling around all that extra weight? Truth is, his body has only been so-so.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||11/30/2012|
OMG, he looks like William Baldwin.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||11/30/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/30/2012|
He just looks like an old frump.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||11/30/2012|
I was a big time high school athlete and had a ripped body as a result. When I went to college (and quit playing daily sports) I gained like twenty pounds. I didn't even realize it was happening, as I had NEVER gained an ounce before. It took me awhile to grasp that I couldn't eat 5-7 thousand calories a day if I wasn't training. Jeter is obviously going through something akin to that.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||11/30/2012|
Shut the fuck up about Derek.
You are not worth the toppermost joint of his little finger.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/30/2012|
This overrated butterball will single his way to the hall of fame.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/30/2012|
You mean the little finger on those freakishly thin wrists?
Look at the pics again.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||11/30/2012|
No doubt he has gained weight but i think those baggy clothes makes doesn't help.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||11/30/2012|
If that's fat, then kill me now.
His weight is TYPICAL for a guy his age, who is not a gym queen or manorexic from Chelsea or WEHO.
You body dysmorphs really need to seek psychological help, because you're all deeply disturbed.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||11/30/2012|
It's disgusting how much you all care about body weight/body fat/body image.
You are why gay teens kill themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/30/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||11/30/2012|
Proving my point, r13. The worst enemy of a gay man is other gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||11/30/2012|
He looks like your average baseball player. A bit of a gut never kept a guy out of MLB. The only "sports" where you can be more out of shape are golf and bowling.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/30/2012|
It's true, baseball players typically have kind of schlumpy bodies. And what's wrong with schlumpy?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/30/2012|
Dat shits nasty
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/30/2012|
I don't care, I think he's OK and I still want to screw his ass good--maybe that would even help his recovery, I know it would help me relieve my tensions and frustrations.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/30/2012|
That boy is a P-I-G, pig!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/30/2012|
Oh r13, but Derek is NOT a "typical" 38 year old. He is an athlete paid millions to not be a butterball. That's the difference.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/30/2012|
So if he's set for life why doesn't he just quit and let me take pieces of his ass for a while?!! I have always had a powerful hankerin' to put him over my knee in his uniform and spank that ass until it is fire engine red.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||11/30/2012|
Baseball players are not basketball plays. Take a look at some pitchers, sometime, jackass. Saggy droopy drawers, half of them. Derek is beautiful and perfect. I saw him once in real life and he was like a fucking god, there was an aura of beauty around him, I am not kidding.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/30/2012|
He is not fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||11/30/2012|
His parents shop in my local A&P. His mother is a little chunky and his father is a big guy (not sloppy just tall but not a wisp). Derek takes after his mother who is average. His father is handsome.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/30/2012|
He looks like Vin Diesel
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/30/2012|
I agree with schlumpy, mmmmmm, I'll bet that ass has gone soft enough to be nice and pliable in bed--would LOVE to open him up with my fingers to get him all hot and bothered then shove in the sausage............
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/01/2012|
He has such dainty little skinny wrists.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/01/2012|
Lots of baseball players are built hunks, I only watch it for the sexy guys, and big muscles are a must. Jeter's average for a non-athlete, most baseball players are built.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/01/2012|
He's goofy looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/01/2012|
I prefer Ian Kinsler.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/01/2012|
It's a heads up for the ladies (or fellows) that at some time in the future (probably when he quits) he's going to chunk up and stay that way.
Channing Tatum is another one - he'll reach that point of no return.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/01/2012|
I have no idea what you're going on and on about, R31.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/01/2012|
[quote]If that's fat, then kill me now. His weight is TYPICAL for a guy his age, who is not a gym queen or manorexic from Chelsea or WEHO. You body dysmorphs really need to seek psychological help, because you're all deeply disturbed.
Oh, come on, maybe in the United States, where standards have become completely fucked up due to rampant obesity. He would be considered FAT, no question, in ANY Western European city. And rightly so.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/01/2012|
It's not as if he's morbidly obese. It's common for jocks to pack on a bit of weight when they're not jocking around because while their activity level may decrease, the amount they eat doesn't. That happened to my brother as soon as he stopped playing hockey, football, etc. - he got a huge beer belly. I think it's the straight guy's curse, just like turning 40 is the gay man's curse.
On another note - Jeter's arms! *gasp* So spindly! I've never really found him all that, anyway. If he wasn't a big baseball star, he'd look like any other guy off Jersey Shore.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/01/2012|
"Proving my point, R13. The worst enemy of a gay man is other gay men."
Jeter isn't gay (unless you know something we don't)
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/01/2012|
Jeter isn't fat. He got injured and has been exrecising as much lately. He also doesn't adhere to the gay formula of looking like a 12 year old boy body wise.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/01/2012|
1.) he's not fat, he's wearing ridiculously oversized clothing that looks ludicrous on a man his age
2.) even if he was a few pounds overweight, men can drop weight very easily. My bf dropped 22 lbs in less than 3 months just from eliminating meat and substituting fish. Imagine how much he'd have lost if he actually watched his calorie and fat intake. He goes to the gym twice a week.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/01/2012|
Is there verificatia of Derek's (rumored) sizemeat?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/01/2012|
[quote] It's common for jocks to pack on a bit of weight when they're not jocking around because while their activity level may decrease, the amount they eat doesn't.
This. Wasn't he injured? He probably stopped working out during the rehabilitation.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||12/01/2012|
Jeter's face and neck are becoming middle aged, that's all. His body is fine weight-wise, but he has the inevitable heaviness of face and neck that middle aged men get. His shaved head doesn't help the look of his fattened head and neck.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/01/2012|
He is an elite athlete. He will train and buff up again in the spring. Unlike some of you, he knows how to get buff quickly.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/01/2012|
[quote]It's disgusting how much you all care about body weight/body fat/body image.... You are why gay teens kill themselves.
I weighed 116 lbs in high school, were you the gay male version of Martha Dumptruck or something?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/01/2012|
CALM THE FUCK DOWN, Ladies.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/01/2012|
I just found out that Hidekii Irabu killed himself last year. I had no idea he'd been illegitimate and half American.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||12/01/2012|
Derek Jeter and Anthony Recker.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/01/2012|
Yeah r41, like alot of baseball players--sort of like that song the Rolling Stones did about Mother's Little Helper, but I'll give you a hint, this helper starts with the letter S.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/01/2012|
r42, poor thing, tsk tsk, she's so sensitive about her weight, almost like weeee nancee "size 2" reegin. I'm hoping "she" obsesses about it ala Karen Carpenter--another one bites the dust......
|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/01/2012|
r2 is racist
|by Anonymous||reply 48||12/02/2012|
Almost no baseball players are fit. Most of them have guts and they aren't in good shape.
You don't have to be. The only exercise you get it running around the bases and how many in the park home runs do you hit.
Otherwise you just run to one base, then wait. Then run to the next base and wait and so on. An out of the park home run allows you to run the base at leisure.
Gabe Kapler was in shape, but he was roided up too much
|by Anonymous||reply 49||12/02/2012|
"Derek Eater," we hardly knew ye.
LADIES' MAN Jeter's been linked to a bevy of beauties — no wonder, since he's one of baseball's sexiest men.
Spoiling the fun of Yankees haters throughout the Twitterverse, Harold Reynolds has played "MythBusters" with the legend of Derek Eater. The MLB Network analyst on Monday distributed a pic of himself with a svelte Derek Jeter, looking nary a pound over his playing weight of 195.
The photo was posted to the MLB Network's Twitter feed and was said to be taken Sunday when Reynolds and Jeter had lunch together.
If the New York Post is to be believed, Jeter has been having plenty of extra portions with his lunches of late. The Post gave life to "Derek Eater" on Friday when it plastered that headline over a back-page photo of an apparently chunky Jeter walking in South Beach.
Seemed reasonable enough. The New York Yankees captain is laid up with a broken left ankle. He wouldn't be the first 38-year-old to turn inactivity into an extra layer of abdominal insulation.
Alas, Reynolds deflated that perception.
So, we're left with the much less entertaining proposition that the Post simply found an unflattering photo of Jeter, taken at the worst possible angle, and blew it up into the media sensation of the day.
Could have been worse. They could have messed with our image of Minka Kelly.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||12/10/2012|
He can do anus sex with fellow fatso Richard Dean Anderson
|by Anonymous||reply 51||12/12/2012|
This is why I'd never want to be famous.
People gain weight sometimes.
It's not a crime.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||12/12/2012|
It's not a crime, but it's a shame.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||12/14/2012|