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Every Kiss begins with K

God, I hate those fucking commercials.

by Anonymousreply 2111/30/2012

Kitsch begins with K

by Anonymousreply 111/29/2012

So does Kunt.

by Anonymousreply 211/29/2012

Tiffany's only, bitches! You think I used to blow Newt for a cheap occluded rock?

by Anonymousreply 311/29/2012

Hate is such a strong term.

by Anonymousreply 411/29/2012

I feel so guilty that I don't care for Jane Seymour's mothers design. It looks like a 'Z' and reminds me of Zale's. But I wish her all the best. I just really hate that design.

by Anonymousreply 511/29/2012

R2 And Kardashian. Same difference.

by Anonymousreply 611/29/2012

R5, the design is hideous. I've seen better CZ stuff on QVC. I love Jane Seymour but jewelry design isn't her forté.

by Anonymousreply 711/29/2012

Behold my iconic "open arse" design.

by Anonymousreply 811/29/2012


by Anonymousreply 911/30/2012

"He went to Jared!!!"

by Anonymousreply 1011/30/2012

When I was in college, every kiss usually began with Jägerbombs.

by Anonymousreply 1111/30/2012

It can only be JARED'S!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1211/30/2012

Jewelry is an inherently bad investment. You lose 75% of its value the first time you put it on.

by Anonymousreply 1311/30/2012

I love the Zales commerials, simply for the song by Various Cruelties, "If It Wasn't For You." Such a sweet song!

by Anonymousreply 1411/30/2012

May as well say "your wife is a whore".

by Anonymousreply 1511/30/2012

The implication of the ad is that if you buy your wife jewelry, you will be able to fuck her.

This romantic theme is even more overt in the tagline: "The cancel-dessert jewelry store."

by Anonymousreply 1611/30/2012

It is a good line though.

by Anonymousreply 1711/30/2012

If you're getting something at K, you're lowlife and a cheap fucker. That's what it means.

by Anonymousreply 1811/30/2012

Which store carries the chocolate diamond collection? Yum!

by Anonymousreply 1911/30/2012

I hate the commercials, too, but think the tagline is clever.

by Anonymousreply 2011/30/2012

The Jared ones are funny: A cocktail party full of nasty, snarling, ungrateful cunts complaining that their diamonds didn't come from a particular store.

by Anonymousreply 2111/30/2012
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