Let's pretend were things Romney said at the big lunch!
"I might say the furnishings do look a bit old."
"I'll give you 20 million for 5 minutes behind the Oval Office desk. 25 million if you get Putin to call me and say 'hello, Mr. President'."
"What's that behind you?" (as he pockets piece of Reagan china set)
"Sorry I didn't bring you any... gifts. Get it? Just joking, just joking."
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"Bite, bite, a negro and a white!"
|by Anonymous||reply 1||11/29/2012|
"So, uh... you and Michelle swing?"
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/29/2012|
Barack, I don't know if it's deliberate or ironic that my chair looks like an exact replica of the one Clint Eastwood saw YOU sitting in?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||11/29/2012|
Ann would call this house a cottage...
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R: "Let me tell you something, you pretentious uppity Negro with a God complex: I will DESTROY you by the time we're through. I still have friends in high places. I swear to JOSEPH!"
O: "Mitt, calm down..."
R: "I will *not* calm down. How *dare* you condescend to me! My family was running Michigan when your mama was still changing your diapers in the slums of Jakarta!"
O: "What'd you just say 'bout my mama?"
O: "Aw, fuck it."
R: "You ... you ... [quote]hit[/quote] me."
O: "No, Mitt, I just slapped you like the bitch that you ARE. You think you can throw shade at *me*? The leader of the motherfucking free WORLD? Let me tell you something: I can whip out my BlackBerry and have you and your entire family exterminated in TWO CLICKS. Furthermore, I can make it look like Tea Party extremists did it for me! Yes, you robotic idiot, I AM. THAT. POWERFUL. Now: get your pasty white ass up, and get it and your ugly-ass family the fuck OUT of MY pasty White House."
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I suppose it must be very confusing to everyone when the servants and the first family are all black.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||11/29/2012|
You actually LIVE here? With a wife and two kids??? I have tool sheds that are larger.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/29/2012|
This house is so small! This whole house could fit on my heliport in St. Bart's or Aspen or La Jolla and there would still be room left over!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/29/2012|
I am hereby setting a moratorium on jokes about the White House being "small." The president's residence is 55,000 sq ft in size. Nothing in the Romneys' collection of homes comes close.
Failure to heed this moratorium may result in redtagging and banning from DataLounge!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||11/29/2012|
I'll be honest, I was half expecting Tupac Shakur's music to be shaking the walls.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||11/29/2012|
White House waiter: "Gov. Romney, what would you like for lunch today?"
Romney: "I'm not that hungry, could I just get 47 percent of a sandwich?"
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/29/2012|
I didn't want to come empty handed, so Ann and I would like to present these Mammy dolls to Malaria and the other one.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||11/29/2012|
I was surprised how nice it was, no one was hollering, "bring me some more iced tea muthafukka!"
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/29/2012|
Its true, the White House looks deceptively small from what the public can see. For good reason, of course, it is hard to get a sense of its size and layout from the north or south views. The north side is a closer view, but very dull. The south side is much grander, but from such a distance it doesn't seem big. And the two don't seem to belong to the same house somehow. Clever landscaping hides how mammoth it is. Almost all aerial shots are from such a distance that you how big it is, where gates are, etc. Unless you do something stupid and rush the place there isn't a sense of overwhelming security considering the resident and important business that goes on inside.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/29/2012|
Our twin beds would have been so perfect in here.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/29/2012|
"You know it's not true what they say. I don't detect any kind of odd smell."
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/29/2012|
You beat me up about my Bain years and now you've become my bane years.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/29/2012|
The White House isn't big. But the west wing has something like 40,000 square feet.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/29/2012|
Abuse of "Let's pretend we're . . ." meme.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||11/29/2012|
Y'all WANT white people like Romney to act openly like racists when you don't like them, for some weird reason. I never get that.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/29/2012|
The collard greens were an expected touch.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||11/29/2012|
Obama said he was as surprised by his win as much as Willard was
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/29/2012|
Congratulations, Mr. President. You are absolutely glowing, brighter than my undergarments.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/29/2012|
"What, no car elevator? Barry, they said you were uppity. Guess not."
|by Anonymous||reply 26||11/29/2012|
Your dog Bo seems deathly afraid of me. Does he watch the news?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/29/2012|
"Well, all's fair in love and war, right, Mr. President?"
"Yes, that it is true, Mr. Never-Will-Be-President."
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/29/2012|
You know President Obama just invited him over to hear him say "Yes, Mr. President" and "Yes, sir."
|by Anonymous||reply 29||11/29/2012|
“Can you see that one of those chocolate, um, uh, chocolate goodies finds its way to our ride?”
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/29/2012|
"I'm bored. I'm so bored."
|by Anonymous||reply 31||11/29/2012|
I know Bo must like being strapped to the top of Air Force One.
Or does he not travel with you?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||11/29/2012|
"So, Barry, where do you keep YOUR binders?"
|by Anonymous||reply 33||11/29/2012|
You certainly earned the honor of again being called Mr. President. Nowadays, They Call Me Mister Fibbs!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||11/29/2012|
Is this prayer rug facing towards Mecca?
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