Rachael Ray. Those fucking little chipmunk cheeks annoy the shit out of me and she is just too damn perky and cutesy.
TV personalities whose face you want to smash in just because
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Rachel Ray? I will hold her down for you
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Simon Cowell. Any dissenters?
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I'll add another.
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White Trash Wilma aka Paula Dean
Aron "Dirty" Sanchez.
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I'd smash in Gordon Ramsay's face, except I worry it'd *improve* his looks.
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Sean Hannity and most of his Faux compatriats
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I actually like Rachael. Although I detest her talk show because her audience feels the need to applaud every 30 seconds.
The entire cast of Fox and Friends
James Carville and Mary Matalin
Anyone named Kardashian
Anyone purporting to be a psychic
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Andy Cohen. He's far too "precious" for a middle-aged man.
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Jim Cramer on CNBC (mad money)
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Why is Hollywood trying so hard to make her a star? It's never going to happen.
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Kim Fucking Kardashian & family.
She should be top of the list!
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Elisabeth Hasselcunt, preferably with a shovel.
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Not really tv but Jaden Smith always has an expression of smug douchebaggery on his face. I know we should leave kids alone but something about him just makes me want to slap that expression off his face.
Suri affects me this way too to a lesser extent.
Thank god, the paps seem to be leaving them alone for the moment so we aren't inundated with their pictures.
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Kanye Infest and Kim KardASShian
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I agree, R16. Dax Shepard seems to have a very high opinion of his own looks which, uh, aren't that impressive.
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Anybody on Fox
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Shark-faced Rob Fucking Marciano!
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I loved Dax in Idiocracy though. Funny as shit as Frito.
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Tracy Morgan, cannot stand to even look at this unfunny man.
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Actually, I'm going to add Kristen Stewart and her sweaty armpits to my list.
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Oprah, Piers Morgan, Matt Lauer, Erin Burnett, Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, Katie Couric (she smiles too much). Did I mention Oprah?
Not necessarily in that order.
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Carol Costello: dumb
Ashley Banfield: banal
Fredricka Whitfield: what is so goddamn giggly funny all the fucking time?
Alex Castellanos: no comment necessary
Amy Holmes: the very definition of simpering and cloying
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Most definitely anyone on screen associated with The Kardashian's TV series; oh and yea, Donald Trump needs a severe beat-down.
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Any law professor or law school dean who appears on telly.
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Other than Seacrest, your whole list just seems random, r25.
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Are you trolling, R28, or just partly illiterate? If the latter, read the thread title S-L-O-W-L-Y.
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My list of those whose face I don't want to smash in is shorter:
Rachel Maddow and generally the MSNBC crew save SE Cupp and Andrea Mitchell (would her face even look that different?)
Gail King (can't explain it)
Katie Couric (official I FUCKED UP SARAH PALIN PASS FOR LIFE)
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- Any of the Kardashians
- Ryan Seacrest
- Anderson Cooper - he acts better than everyone and thinks he is God's gift to journalism.
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Joan Lundon and Leeza Gibbons. Oh wait, you hags aren't celebrities anymore.
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Mary Matalin (she is unbelievably vile and awful to look at).
Ari Fleischer - smug, lying asshole.
S.E. Cupp - smug, lying asshole.
Luke Russert - smug, lying asshole.
David Gregory - smug, lying asshole.
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Rachel Ray donated $500,000 to shelter pets and families displaced by hurricane Sandy. She earns a non-smash for that.
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Ugh, Erick Erickson.
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R33, I get David Gregory after you. Please leave some for me.
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Did you bitches forget about me?
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R39 We don't want to punch you, we want to BE you.
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R38, by all means, have at the bastard!
[quote]Ashley Banfield: banal
She was subbing on CNN last night and did a segment with Scary Matalin and both of them ganged up on Paul Begala who was defending President Obama's fiscal cliff proposal - Banfield said it was "disrespectful" of the President to give the helpless Republicans a plan that was too "bold". She is a JOKE as is all of CNN. Punch her!
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Wait a minute. Chuck Todd is hot and has a muscular body. Give him a pass.
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I completely agree with [R11]. Whitney has been given several chances and now has some new crapfest on E starting soon. She's just not funny. Move on to someone who is because this tired old queen needs a laugh.
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Clark Howard that money-tip guy. Just the sound of his nerd-voice makes me want to vomit.
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Fox and Co., plus Kathleen Parker, George Will.
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Greg Gutfeld from Fox. I've had the unfortunate circumstance to see this guy on television and he makes my skin crawl. He now has a book out so he's been popping up on non-Fox programming here and there. He's supposedly a "humorist" but always comes across as mean-spirited and vicious. Not to mention that he physically looks like a human version of a rat.
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Rachel Maddow because it thinks she's a he.
Ed Schultz he' always angry about something.
Laurence O Doneell, he's alwys angruy like O' Reilly. What a bore.
SE Cupp she's hot BUT makes no sense at all.
Toure'. Why is he such a douche? I think Cupp and T are having an affair. Why? They are the only two people on the plant that are as vain and clueless as the other.
Martin Bashir because he thinks he's smarter than you are BUT he's just smugger.
Anderson Cooper because he thinks he caca doesn't stink. Trust me it does and you don't want to know why.
Hannity. Nice Irish Guy but such a blowhard. Please stop.
Bill O'Reilly. A moderate who pretends to be a right winger. He's mellowed out lately but gets angry once and awhile. What's with this rich Irish guys and their anger?
Ann Coulter. She's insane and the right takes her seriously.
Bill Maher. Because Maher is friendly with human refuse like Coulter behind the scemnes. And because he thinks libertarian means having orgies at the Playboy Mansion and demaning the black women he dates.
Last but not least Zooey Deschanel! what a vapid phoney excuse for an actress. She's adorable UNTIL she opens her mouth and even before that there's something annoyingly hipster Brooklynish about her.
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[quote]Rachel Maddow because it thinks she's a he.
That's a very self-loathing thing for a gay to say, R50. Are there special gender roles to which women are expected to adhere so you feel safe?
In any event, it's not even true. I don't get that from her at all.
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R43--that makes him qualified to fuck you. But not for the job he has.
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I love Martin Bashir because he always bashes those evil right wingers.
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Erin Burnett Hannity All of The Five on Fox Wayne Brady Luke Russert Matt Lauer Rudy Guiliani Trump Lindsay Lohan S.E. Cupp John Stossel John McCain Jay Z Lindsay Graham El Bloombito
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Dear oh, dear. You certainly have your work cut out for you.
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GIADA DELAURENTIS. My blood pressure spikes just typing her name. I want to hit her hard and repeatedly while mispronouncing Italian words.
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Ree Drummond a/k/a the Pioneer Woman on the Food Channel.
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I heart r33.
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