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TV personalities whose face you want to smash in just because

Rachael Ray. Those fucking little chipmunk cheeks annoy the shit out of me and she is just too damn perky and cutesy.

by Yummersreply 5912/05/2012

Rachel Ray? I will hold her down for you

by Yummersreply 111/29/2012

Simon Cowell. Any dissenters?

by Yummersreply 211/29/2012

I'll add another.

Ryan Seacrest.

by Yummersreply 311/29/2012

Guy Fieri

White Trash Wilma aka Paula Dean

Aron "Dirty" Sanchez.

by Yummersreply 411/29/2012

I'd smash in Gordon Ramsay's face, except I worry it'd *improve* his looks.

by Yummersreply 511/29/2012

Dr. Phil

Nancy Grace

Billy Bush

Sean Hannity and most of his Faux compatriats

Dr. Drew

by Yummersreply 611/29/2012

I actually like Rachael. Although I detest her talk show because her audience feels the need to applaud every 30 seconds.



Dr. Oz

Dr. Phil

Nancy Grace

The entire cast of Fox and Friends

Guy Fieri

Jeff Probst

James Carville and Mary Matalin

Anyone named Kardashian

Anyone purporting to be a psychic

by Yummersreply 711/29/2012

Andy Cohen. He's far too "precious" for a middle-aged man.

by Yummersreply 811/29/2012

Jim Cramer on CNBC (mad money)

by Yummersreply 911/30/2012

All of MSNBC

Don Lemon

Tavis Smiley

Matt Lauer

Bill Moyers

to name a few.

by Yummersreply 1011/30/2012

Whitney Cummings

Why is Hollywood trying so hard to make her a star? It's never going to happen.

by Yummersreply 1111/30/2012

Kim Fucking Kardashian & family.

She should be top of the list!

by Yummersreply 1211/30/2012

Piers Morgan

by Yummersreply 1311/30/2012

Elisabeth Hasselcunt, preferably with a shovel.

by Yummersreply 1411/30/2012

Not really tv but Jaden Smith always has an expression of smug douchebaggery on his face. I know we should leave kids alone but something about him just makes me want to slap that expression off his face.

Suri affects me this way too to a lesser extent.

Thank god, the paps seem to be leaving them alone for the moment so we aren't inundated with their pictures.

by Yummersreply 1511/30/2012

Dax Shepard.

Will Cain.

by Yummersreply 1611/30/2012

Kanye Infest and Kim KardASShian

Reince Priebus

SE Cupp

Erin Burnett

Taylor Swift

by Yummersreply 1711/30/2012

I agree, R16. Dax Shepard seems to have a very high opinion of his own looks which, uh, aren't that impressive.

by Yummersreply 1811/30/2012

Anybody on Fox

by Yummersreply 1911/30/2012

Shark-faced Rob Fucking Marciano!

by Yummersreply 2011/30/2012

I loved Dax in Idiocracy though. Funny as shit as Frito.

by Yummersreply 2111/30/2012

Tracy Morgan, cannot stand to even look at this unfunny man.

by Yummersreply 2211/30/2012

Actually, I'm going to add Kristen Stewart and her sweaty armpits to my list.

by Yummersreply 2311/30/2012

Oprah, Piers Morgan, Matt Lauer, Erin Burnett, Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, Katie Couric (she smiles too much). Did I mention Oprah?

Not necessarily in that order.

by Yummersreply 2411/30/2012

Carol Costello: dumb

Ashley Banfield: banal

Fredricka Whitfield: what is so goddamn giggly funny all the fucking time?

Alex Castellanos: no comment necessary

Amy Holmes: the very definition of simpering and cloying

Ryan Seacrest

by Yummersreply 2511/30/2012

Most definitely anyone on screen associated with The Kardashian's TV series; oh and yea, Donald Trump needs a severe beat-down.

by Yummersreply 2611/30/2012

Any law professor or law school dean who appears on telly.

by Yummersreply 2711/30/2012

Other than Seacrest, your whole list just seems random, r25.

by Yummersreply 2811/30/2012

Are you trolling, R28, or just partly illiterate? If the latter, read the thread title S-L-O-W-L-Y.

by Yummersreply 2911/30/2012

My list of those whose face I don't want to smash in is shorter:

Ina Garten

Rachel Maddow and generally the MSNBC crew save SE Cupp and Andrea Mitchell (would her face even look that different?)

Gail King (can't explain it)



by Yummersreply 3011/30/2012

- Any of the Kardashians

- Ryan Seacrest

- Anderson Cooper - he acts better than everyone and thinks he is God's gift to journalism.

by Yummersreply 3111/30/2012

Joan Lundon and Leeza Gibbons. Oh wait, you hags aren't celebrities anymore.

by Yummersreply 3211/30/2012

Mary Matalin (she is unbelievably vile and awful to look at).

Ari Fleischer - smug, lying asshole.

S.E. Cupp - smug, lying asshole.

Luke Russert - smug, lying asshole.

David Gregory - smug, lying asshole.

by Yummersreply 3311/30/2012

Rachel Ray donated $500,000 to shelter pets and families displaced by hurricane Sandy. She earns a non-smash for that.

by Yummersreply 3411/30/2012

Ugh, Erick Erickson.

by Yummersreply 3511/30/2012

Dr Oz

Dr Phil

by Yummersreply 3611/30/2012

Chelsea Handler

Alec Baldwin

Rachael Maddow

Ed Schultz

Piers Morgan

Don Lemon

David Letterman

Andy Cohen

Eva Longoria

Lance Armstrong



by Yummersreply 3711/30/2012

R33, I get David Gregory after you. Please leave some for me.

by Yummersreply 3811/30/2012

Did you bitches forget about me?

by Yummersreply 3911/30/2012

R39 We don't want to punch you, we want to BE you.

by Yummersreply 4011/30/2012

R38, by all means, have at the bastard!

[quote]Ashley Banfield: banal

She was subbing on CNN last night and did a segment with Scary Matalin and both of them ganged up on Paul Begala who was defending President Obama's fiscal cliff proposal - Banfield said it was "disrespectful" of the President to give the helpless Republicans a plan that was too "bold". She is a JOKE as is all of CNN. Punch her!

by Yummersreply 4112/01/2012

Ed Henry

Bay Buchanan

Chuck Todd

Michael Steele

Ron Christie

Judge Judy

by Yummersreply 4212/01/2012

Wait a minute. Chuck Todd is hot and has a muscular body. Give him a pass.

by Yummersreply 4312/01/2012

I completely agree with [R11]. Whitney has been given several chances and now has some new crapfest on E starting soon. She's just not funny. Move on to someone who is because this tired old queen needs a laugh.

by Yummersreply 4412/01/2012

Clark Howard that money-tip guy. Just the sound of his nerd-voice makes me want to vomit.

by Yummersreply 4512/01/2012

Fox and Co., plus Kathleen Parker, George Will.

by Yummersreply 4612/01/2012

Rob Marciano

Matt Lauer

George Stephanopoulos


by Yummersreply 4712/01/2012

Greg Gutfeld from Fox. I've had the unfortunate circumstance to see this guy on television and he makes my skin crawl. He now has a book out so he's been popping up on non-Fox programming here and there. He's supposedly a "humorist" but always comes across as mean-spirited and vicious. Not to mention that he physically looks like a human version of a rat.

by Yummersreply 4812/01/2012

Charles Krauthammer

Bill O'Reilly

Ann Coulter

Glenn Beck

Matt Lauer

by Yummersreply 4912/01/2012

Rachel Maddow because it thinks she's a he.

Ed Schultz he' always angry about something.

Laurence O Doneell, he's alwys angruy like O' Reilly. What a bore.

SE Cupp she's hot BUT makes no sense at all.

Toure'. Why is he such a douche? I think Cupp and T are having an affair. Why? They are the only two people on the plant that are as vain and clueless as the other.

Martin Bashir because he thinks he's smarter than you are BUT he's just smugger.

Anderson Cooper because he thinks he caca doesn't stink. Trust me it does and you don't want to know why.

Hannity. Nice Irish Guy but such a blowhard. Please stop.

Bill O'Reilly. A moderate who pretends to be a right winger. He's mellowed out lately but gets angry once and awhile. What's with this rich Irish guys and their anger?

Ann Coulter. She's insane and the right takes her seriously.

Bill Maher. Because Maher is friendly with human refuse like Coulter behind the scemnes. And because he thinks libertarian means having orgies at the Playboy Mansion and demaning the black women he dates.

Last but not least Zooey Deschanel! what a vapid phoney excuse for an actress. She's adorable UNTIL she opens her mouth and even before that there's something annoyingly hipster Brooklynish about her.

by Yummersreply 5012/01/2012

[quote]Rachel Maddow because it thinks she's a he.

That's a very self-loathing thing for a gay to say, R50. Are there special gender roles to which women are expected to adhere so you feel safe?

In any event, it's not even true. I don't get that from her at all.

by Yummersreply 5112/01/2012

R43--that makes him qualified to fuck you. But not for the job he has.

by Yummersreply 5212/01/2012

Jason Segel.

by Yummersreply 5312/01/2012

I love Martin Bashir because he always bashes those evil right wingers.

by Yummersreply 5412/02/2012

Erin Burnett Hannity All of The Five on Fox Wayne Brady Luke Russert Matt Lauer Rudy Guiliani Trump Lindsay Lohan S.E. Cupp John Stossel John McCain Jay Z Lindsay Graham El Bloombito

by Yummersreply 5512/02/2012

Dear oh, dear. You certainly have your work cut out for you.

by Yummersreply 5612/02/2012

GIADA DELAURENTIS. My blood pressure spikes just typing her name. I want to hit her hard and repeatedly while mispronouncing Italian words.

by Yummersreply 5712/05/2012

Ree Drummond a/k/a the Pioneer Woman on the Food Channel.

by Yummersreply 5812/05/2012

I heart r33.

by Yummersreply 5912/05/2012
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