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My dog will NOT let me crap in peace.

No matter where he is in the house, asleep or awake, the minute I sit on the pot, he comes right to the bathroom door, nudges it open and gets right up in my junk just to observe or whatever.

by Anonymousreply 511/28/2012

Flames and Freaks, Editor. NOW.

by Anonymousreply 111/28/2012

My cat does the same damned thing. He also loves to take a dump while I'm in the tub-his litter box is in the bathroom close by. If I want to soak, to get rid of the stink, I have to get out, clean out the litter box and get back in.

by Anonymousreply 211/28/2012

dogs communicate through smell, like many mammals. You sitting and taking a crap to him is like us standing up and yelling, "HEY, GUYS! LOOK AT THIS!!!"

by Anonymousreply 311/28/2012

Why not just close and lock the door? Unless you like your dog's cold nose on your balls.

by Anonymousreply 411/28/2012

Your dog's been trained to alert its owner during a methane gas leak.

by Anonymousreply 511/28/2012
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