Unofficial BigMuscle post: Strapping blond 26-year-old
I'm not the BigMuscle Troll, but I'm curious to know if people think this guy is attractive, or if they think he's intensely creepy, like I do. I think he's been watching too much porn.
So why do you suppose he's decided that this particular look is the way to go?
|by Anonymous||reply 138||03/03/2014|
His bod is nice, but a bit big. His face has had so much plastic surgery he's approaching Wayne Newton territory.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/28/2012|
*ugh* Why do some guys and gals want to look like creepy anime characters?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/28/2012|
Looks like Steven Cojocaru.
What's wrong with his face? Retouching? i think he's in his 40s.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||11/28/2012|
What on Earth is it??? Scary!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||11/28/2012|
He looks to me like Sarah Chalke from "Scrubs."
He's not my type, frankly.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/28/2012|
[quote]Looks like Steven Cojocaru.
I haven't seen that name in a long time. Matt Lauer hated Cojo more than he hated Ann Curry.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/28/2012|
He looks like Anne Heche on steroids.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||11/28/2012|
Yah, the face looks like a ftm tranny, and the tits are creepy.
I'd hit the ass, tho.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||11/28/2012|
Creepy Cabbage Patch Doll.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/28/2012|
He's a muscled male with the face of a 12 year old chubby girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||11/28/2012|
All he needs is a haircut, and he's fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||11/28/2012|
Poor guy, he can't even get the proper Joker like damage from falling into a big tank of industry acid.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/28/2012|
What about the massive size of his asshole relative to his entire face?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/28/2012|
I would fuck the fuck out of him
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/28/2012|
Beneath all that blond hair he's this:
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/28/2012|
We seem to remember seeing her on another website advertising herself for $ale.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/28/2012|
Looks like huge cheek implants (a la Madam) @ R18
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/28/2012|
No real problems from the neck down. Nothing that a paper bag over the head couldn't fix.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/28/2012|
Nice photo shoot at downtown Hilton!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||11/28/2012|
He has child-bearing hips.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/28/2012|
What is the horrible haircut hiding? Or is that thing on his head a mop that fell from the dirty blond house of Eurotrash 3rd-tier design?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/28/2012|
The weird plastic surgery is really disturbing and creepy-looking, his face looks like a Japanese anime come to life. The hair is beyond ridiculous. His body is fine, but it can't make up for the his grotesque face and overall freaky look. And there's no way this guy is his 20s.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||11/28/2012|
It looks as though Kristen Bell's head was photoshopped onto the body...
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/28/2012|
Sorry, I meant to write: "...but it can't make up for his grotesque face and overall freaky look. And there's no way this guy is in his 20s."
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/28/2012|
Pec implants, a butchered face, and a fuckton of Photoshop does not a 26-year-old varsity jock make.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||11/28/2012|
After looking at all his pics, I'm not even sure about his body being all that. It looks muscular, but in a weird way, as if he had some implants. And his nipples are freaky. But I guess next to his nightmare-inducing face and hideous haircut, his body is still his best feature.
The captions to his photos are particularly tragic.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/28/2012|
What sort of implants do you think he's had?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||11/28/2012|
It looks like he has pec implants.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||11/28/2012|
The absolute epitome of the term "muscle mary".
|by Anonymous||reply 33||11/28/2012|
A complete freak. The face doesn't match his body. His body is mid 40s but his (freaky) face looks like a teen.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||11/28/2012|
The face is a mess. The body is nice, minus those freakish tits.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||11/28/2012|
Scooby and Shaggy would prefer to run away from him while Fred, Velma, and Daphne want to trap him.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||11/28/2012|
I didn't realize that Meg Ryan is now a gay male hustler.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/28/2012|
Big fail for you, OP. you posted your profile thinking we'd tell you how hot you are.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||11/28/2012|
I like the body, but I can't get past the tragic face and that mop of hair, which looks wildly inappropriate.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||11/28/2012|
He looks like Glenn Close in Albert Nobbs.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||11/28/2012|
He has a large collection of underwear.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||11/28/2012|
Hair and makeup needs a lot of help.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||11/28/2012|
What's his skin color precisely?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||11/28/2012|
I'm surprised no one's mentioned it, but the facial parts of the pics are VERY obviously Photoshopped. There's a distinct difference between "looking young" and having absolutely ZERO signs of aging on one's face. Also, there's the telltale fact that you can't see a *single* pore on his face, plus it seems to "glow" in some sort of ethereal light in nearly all the photos, regardless of the quality of the actual light in the room (which a lot of times doesn't "match" what's on the face, another Photoshop giveaway). At first I thought it was just makeup, but then it hit me how much the pics differ; for instance, look at the 5/28/12 "Jersey Shore" black-and-white where he appears to have bags/crow's feet under his eyes.
Another tell-tale sign is what you see when you look at the skin aside from his face. Although his face is flawless, on one of the shots of his back you can see a kind of waviness/flabbiness in the skin that you don't generally see on guys until they're at least in their mid-30s, if not 40s. His chest on the third shot down -- the one with him holding up a green Abercrombie shirt he's wearing -- just looks ... odd. What are those ripples right under his pecs, exactly? Then there's the 8/21/12 "kiss my bubble" shot -- the face looks more in focus than the rest of the bod, and perfect as usual, but his left leg is slightly out-of-focus and has the kind of hair on it that does NOT match his face; guys with that kind of hair have *some* sort of visible shadow or beards on their faces, but like I said, any trace of that has been Photoshopped out of ALL of these shots. And finally, take note of the "Member Since 12/4/2004" part - he's been doing this shit for EIGHT YEARS NOW? Since he was 18?!? Not. Buying. It.
In sum, I think this is a fortysomething guy who's Photoshopped his face to an extent that puts fashion ads to shame. The terribly colored straw-like hair serves the purpose of masking his undoubtedly huge crow's feet on the sides of his eyes, as well as some forehead wrinkles. It's entirely possible that he's had a slew of injectables as well; as one poster already noted, he appears to have cheek implants in some photos (though you can also achieve that look merely by use of Restylane fillers, which is what most Hollywood actresses who do it embrace). I have no idea who finds this "bastard love child of Meg Ryan circa 'You've Got Mail'" look appealing, and I'd be very curious to be a fly on the wall whenever he opens the door to a new trick who's expecting the face of a doll and instead sees the face of an old muscle troll!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||11/28/2012|
You might want to ask yourself why the ONLY candid shots are of his cock. *Every* single other shot is "professional work" (though take the word "professional" with a thousand grains of salt). Miss Muscle Mary is definitely hiding something.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||11/28/2012|
R47, I hardly think this freak deserves such an in-depth analysis.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||11/28/2012|
Too many weirdnesses about the neck for me to think this isn't a complete fabrication. Myth busted!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||11/28/2012|
Does he have a rentboy profile or other profile? Any escort reviews?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||11/28/2012|
I like the body, but the face is giving me FTM tranny realness with a twist.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||11/28/2012|
He looks very weird.
Still, I am really turned on by the thought of watching NJCOUPLE - who gave him an "I like" - fuck the shit out of him for hours.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||11/28/2012|
Zero charisma. Nice body, if you prefer men who use steroids. Photos are heavily photoshopped. Not that it makes him much more attractive.
He's all yours.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||11/28/2012|
I like his tits and legs. His face is simply freaky.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||11/28/2012|
His body is either chemically enhanced, photoshopped, or probably both. His face is bizarre.
But, yes, the idea of truly attractive guys getting into him (like NJCouple) and turning him into a writhing piece of ass begging for their cocks is hot - in the way watching sexy straight male porn stars fuck surgically manufactured female porn stars in straight porn. It's perversely hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||11/28/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/28/2012|
Denny Dillon got a sex change?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/28/2012|
He's a just young surfer with big surfer pecs, which you can get if you do a lot of board paddling. But I guess you NY girls never see surfers, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||11/28/2012|
[quote]He's a just young surfer with big surfer pecs
I hope for his sake he isn't actually young, that looks like airbrushed and niptucked old face. If that is an actual face of a young male...I pity him.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||11/28/2012|
Not to mention, that hole of his worn out.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||11/28/2012|
But he's young! And white! With blond hair and blue eyes (or are they green?)!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||11/28/2012|
Is that you Çuntressa Ann?
|by Anonymous||reply 66||11/28/2012|
His face is pretty disturbing, He's obviously been fucked...a LOT!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||11/28/2012|
He's a bit much, isn't he?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||11/28/2012|
I think if you put him next to a fire it would be a question of which part of him would melt first.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||11/28/2012|
This is the kind of whore Hell's Kitchen is overrun with.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||11/28/2012|
I remember when I came across that profile it freaked the shit out of me OP. So creepy looking. He looks like something you would have come across on "The Twilight Zone." Some plastic doll that has been made life-sized and comes alive.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||11/28/2012|
He has Megyn Kelley of Faux News blond hair. He looks ridiculous. His face looks tranny-ish.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||11/29/2012|
ridiculous all around. the face doesn't match the body. the body doesn't match itself. He has this giant bubble ass and thighs.
Face is too small for the body. Ridiculous.
NOT HOT. Well maybe with the aforementioned paper bag.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||11/29/2012|
"He has this giant bubble ass"
Is it really "giant"?
|by Anonymous||reply 78||11/30/2012|
He has that natural, glowing beauty that is the blessing of youth.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||11/30/2012|
Ew. He looks like second Becky from Roseanne from the neck up.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||11/30/2012|
The face is photoshopped over the body in all pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||11/30/2012|
You guys, if he finds this thread he's probably going to kill himself. Nice job.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||11/30/2012|
Isn't that rather the point, R82?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||11/30/2012|
Hideous, just hideous. Looks like a plastic figurine.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||11/30/2012|
So much muscle, so little masculinity.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||11/30/2012|
Actually, there are multiple body parts being photoshopped to create that Frankenstein.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||11/30/2012|
LMAO! What is that thing?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||11/30/2012|
My, my. Our little Ciaran has grown up to become a handsome Miss Thang!
|by Anonymous||reply 88||11/30/2012|
I'm glad that everybody had the same reaction I did, but I think he really does have some serious body dysmorphia issues and psychological problems and I'm with R82 - I hope he never sees this thread.
And yet someone must go for that blow-up doll look because he sure looks like he's renting himself out.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||11/30/2012|
He's probably a Jewish man in his late 30s.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||12/01/2012|
omg it DOES look like Sarah Chalke from Srubs!
|by Anonymous||reply 91||12/01/2012|
*Scrubs. AKA Second Becky from Roseanne as someone else noted.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||12/01/2012|
He looks like Loretta Swit!
|by Anonymous||reply 94||12/01/2012|
That guy is EXACTLY what the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch is trying to look like.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||12/01/2012|
And his personal website.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||12/07/2012|
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT HIS BODY LOOKS LIKE. HIS FACE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY UGLY!!!!!!!!!!
HE'S A 1,000 BAGGER.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||12/07/2012|
all the guys on BM are hookers, aren't they? A lot of them certainly seem to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||12/07/2012|
I'd forgotten about this weird disaster.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||07/13/2013|
I know guys who have hired him off Rentboy. The fact is, he is Hispanic and in his late 30's, but he has tried to make himself in a blonde surfer boy. That is why he looks kind of strange.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||07/13/2013|
He looks like he's had the head of Sarah Chalke glued onto one of those creepy Photoshopped photos of bodybuilders morphed to look extra exaggerated.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||07/13/2013|
Why is he wearing my hair?
|by Anonymous||reply 105||02/28/2014|
When did I start lifting weights??
|by Anonymous||reply 106||02/28/2014|
I've never seen this thread before. I clicked on the link. Then I was reluctant to look at the thread because if posters don't find this guy attractive then they wouldn't find me attractive. That kid looks like he could be my brother. But I went ahead and looked anyway and lo and behold the comments were the same crap I've heard from snotty gay guys all my life. Big tits, lesbian looking, etc. I think there is a prejudice in the gay community against fair featured blonds.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||02/28/2014|
I was at a party once and this queen told me I look like Teri Garr.
Blond = woman in this fucked up, blood specked turd you call a "community."
|by Anonymous||reply 108||02/28/2014|
i think he is a 70 year old asian man under that hat he made out of a mop.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||02/28/2014|
r107 if you've had as much work done as that queen at the link, you deserve the comments.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||02/28/2014|
I like blond guys, and muscular ones even more.
But, what the BM guy did to his face is beyond tragic. The plastic surgery makes him look fake and the work is so very obvious that it is a complete turn-off for me. Plus, his hair is horrid. He's obviously not 26 or a "surfer boy" so he should drop the look.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||02/28/2014|
Odd that he was 26 when this thread started two years ago and he's still 26 now in 2014.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||02/28/2014|
His real name is Jesse Franco.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||02/28/2014|
He's a static Benjamin Button, R112.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||03/01/2014|
I knew Jennifer Lawrence would get a sex change one of these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||03/01/2014|
He's definitely 10-15 years older. Injectables in the face. Photoshopped face. Freaky.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||03/01/2014|
He reminds me of a guy I see, from time to time, at [italic]Goodlife Fitness[/italic] in downtown Toronto.
He's a hulking huge blond guy - but he wears full makeup, including lip gloss. He legitimately is handsome - not just the body - but he seems very insecure. He is always watching others to see if they are staring at him.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||03/01/2014|
That's right R107. Blond men are completely ostracized from the gay community. That is why you will [bold]never[/bold] see them featured in photos or videos.
If you look like a [italic]natural[/italic] version of the guy on OP's link - then you are probably an attractive man.
The reason this guy is getting so much heat, is because so much of him (including his hair) seems fake.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||03/01/2014|
[quote]That is why he looks kind of strange.
Kind of strange? He makes Amanda Lepore look like your homely grandma. He looks like one of those aliens from Mars Attacks who cover their bodies to make them look sort of human.
[quote] I think there is a prejudice in the gay community against fair featured blonds.
He's neither fair featured, or a blonde.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||03/01/2014|
Has a creepy feminine quality about him, and the hair- what's that about ?
Reminds me of the actress VERA FARMIGA.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||03/03/2014|
Joan Van Ark is posting pics again of herself when she was younger and when she used to eat.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||03/03/2014|
My god, why does this thread have over 100 replies? I will cite this thread when I need to prove DL has horrible taste in men.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||03/03/2014|
lol he's on realjock too:
|by Anonymous||reply 123||03/03/2014|
His hair is completely identical in every single picture - is it a toupée?
|by Anonymous||reply 126||03/03/2014|
Is this FTM trans person?
|by Anonymous||reply 127||03/03/2014|
[quote]My god, why does this thread have over 100 replies? I will cite this thread when I need to prove DL has horrible taste in men.
Do you have a serious problem with reading comprehension? It has over 100 replies NOT because anyone finds this freak attractive, but because we are mocking him for the plastic surgery, the bizarre hair, the photoshopping, the botox, and whatever else he's done.
So, no, this thread would not support your theory that DL has "horrible taste in men."
|by Anonymous||reply 128||03/03/2014|
He's doing the Goldie Hawn move with his hair -- keep it all in your face to hide the problems.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||03/03/2014|
One reviewer mentions that he actually looks between 35-40 in real life.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||03/03/2014|
"...and no longer ripped" either. Also described as "husky."
|by Anonymous||reply 131||03/03/2014|
OMG, Kelt is right on target!! lol
|by Anonymous||reply 132||03/03/2014|
Leave him alone, I'm sorta getting uncomfortable with the tone of this thread. If you don't like him move on don't gang up and become a pack of mean girl cunts.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||03/03/2014|
Oh, please, R133. This is DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||03/03/2014|
R133 makes a good point;[italic]however[/italic], someone who posts multiple pictures of themselves practically naked on the internet is begging for attention.
It won't always be positive.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||03/03/2014|
I've seen the face of GOOP, I've seen the face of Carrie Fisher, I've seen the face of Dr. Laura. In every picture he takes on some new and unnatural shape. I am fairly certain a malevolent spirit entered through some crack in Big Muscle's wireframe and is Ouija Boarding the shit out of me.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||03/03/2014|
[quote]He's doing the Goldie Hawn move with his hair -- keep it all in your face to hide the problems.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||03/03/2014|
Nice to see Kim Novak has been keeping fit under that caftan.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||03/03/2014|