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Unofficial BigMuscle post: Strapping blond 26-year-old

I'm not the BigMuscle Troll, but I'm curious to know if people think this guy is attractive, or if they think he's intensely creepy, like I do. I think he's been watching too much porn.

So why do you suppose he's decided that this particular look is the way to go?

by Anonymousreply 13803/03/2014

Quite big tits.

by Anonymousreply 111/28/2012

His bod is nice, but a bit big. His face has had so much plastic surgery he's approaching Wayne Newton territory.

by Anonymousreply 211/28/2012

*ugh* Why do some guys and gals want to look like creepy anime characters?

by Anonymousreply 411/28/2012

Looks like Steven Cojocaru.

What's wrong with his face? Retouching? i think he's in his 40s.

Freaky looking.

by Anonymousreply 511/28/2012

What on Earth is it??? Scary!

by Anonymousreply 611/28/2012

He looks to me like Sarah Chalke from "Scrubs."

He's not my type, frankly.

by Anonymousreply 711/28/2012

[quote]Looks like Steven Cojocaru.

I haven't seen that name in a long time. Matt Lauer hated Cojo more than he hated Ann Curry.

by Anonymousreply 811/28/2012

This is a male?

by Anonymousreply 911/28/2012

He looks like Anne Heche on steroids.

by Anonymousreply 1011/28/2012

Yah, the face looks like a ftm tranny, and the tits are creepy.

I'd hit the ass, tho.

by Anonymousreply 1111/28/2012

Creepy Cabbage Patch Doll.

by Anonymousreply 1211/28/2012

He's a muscled male with the face of a 12 year old chubby girl.

by Anonymousreply 1311/28/2012

All he needs is a haircut, and he's fine.

by Anonymousreply 1411/28/2012

Poor guy, he can't even get the proper Joker like damage from falling into a big tank of industry acid.

by Anonymousreply 1511/28/2012

What about the massive size of his asshole relative to his entire face?

by Anonymousreply 1611/28/2012

I would fuck the fuck out of him

by Anonymousreply 1711/28/2012

Beneath all that blond hair he's this:

by Anonymousreply 1811/28/2012

We seem to remember seeing her on another website advertising herself for $ale.

by Anonymousreply 1911/28/2012

Looks like huge cheek implants (a la Madam) @ R18

by Anonymousreply 2011/28/2012

ugly tranny

by Anonymousreply 2111/28/2012

No real problems from the neck down. Nothing that a paper bag over the head couldn't fix.

by Anonymousreply 2211/28/2012

Nice photo shoot at downtown Hilton!

by Anonymousreply 2311/28/2012

He has child-bearing hips.

by Anonymousreply 2411/28/2012

What is the horrible haircut hiding? Or is that thing on his head a mop that fell from the dirty blond house of Eurotrash 3rd-tier design?

by Anonymousreply 2511/28/2012

The weird plastic surgery is really disturbing and creepy-looking, his face looks like a Japanese anime come to life. The hair is beyond ridiculous. His body is fine, but it can't make up for the his grotesque face and overall freaky look. And there's no way this guy is his 20s.

by Anonymousreply 2611/28/2012

It looks as though Kristen Bell's head was photoshopped onto the body...

by Anonymousreply 2711/28/2012

Sorry, I meant to write: "...but it can't make up for his grotesque face and overall freaky look. And there's no way this guy is in his 20s."

by Anonymousreply 2811/28/2012

Pec implants, a butchered face, and a fuckton of Photoshop does not a 26-year-old varsity jock make.

by Anonymousreply 2911/28/2012

After looking at all his pics, I'm not even sure about his body being all that. It looks muscular, but in a weird way, as if he had some implants. And his nipples are freaky. But I guess next to his nightmare-inducing face and hideous haircut, his body is still his best feature.

The captions to his photos are particularly tragic.

by Anonymousreply 3011/28/2012

What sort of implants do you think he's had?

by Anonymousreply 3111/28/2012

It looks like he has pec implants.

by Anonymousreply 3211/28/2012

The absolute epitome of the term "muscle mary".

by Anonymousreply 3311/28/2012

A complete freak. The face doesn't match his body. His body is mid 40s but his (freaky) face looks like a teen.

by Anonymousreply 3411/28/2012

The face is a mess. The body is nice, minus those freakish tits.

by Anonymousreply 3511/28/2012

Scooby and Shaggy would prefer to run away from him while Fred, Velma, and Daphne want to trap him.

by Anonymousreply 3611/28/2012

This is unfortunate.

by Anonymousreply 3711/28/2012

I didn't realize that Meg Ryan is now a gay male hustler.

by Anonymousreply 3811/28/2012

Big fail for you, OP. you posted your profile thinking we'd tell you how hot you are.

HA!

by Anonymousreply 3911/28/2012

I like the body, but I can't get past the tragic face and that mop of hair, which looks wildly inappropriate.

by Anonymousreply 4011/28/2012

He looks like Glenn Close in Albert Nobbs.

by Anonymousreply 4111/28/2012

He has a large collection of underwear.

by Anonymousreply 4211/28/2012

Hair and makeup needs a lot of help.

by Anonymousreply 4311/28/2012

What's his skin color precisely?

by Anonymousreply 4411/28/2012

Caramel custard

by Anonymousreply 4511/28/2012

He's an escort in NY.

by Anonymousreply 4611/28/2012

I'm surprised no one's mentioned it, but the facial parts of the pics are VERY obviously Photoshopped. There's a distinct difference between "looking young" and having absolutely ZERO signs of aging on one's face. Also, there's the telltale fact that you can't see a *single* pore on his face, plus it seems to "glow" in some sort of ethereal light in nearly all the photos, regardless of the quality of the actual light in the room (which a lot of times doesn't "match" what's on the face, another Photoshop giveaway). At first I thought it was just makeup, but then it hit me how much the pics differ; for instance, look at the 5/28/12 "Jersey Shore" black-and-white where he appears to have bags/crow's feet under his eyes.

Another tell-tale sign is what you see when you look at the skin aside from his face. Although his face is flawless, on one of the shots of his back you can see a kind of waviness/flabbiness in the skin that you don't generally see on guys until they're at least in their mid-30s, if not 40s. His chest on the third shot down -- the one with him holding up a green Abercrombie shirt he's wearing -- just looks ... odd. What are those ripples right under his pecs, exactly? Then there's the 8/21/12 "kiss my bubble" shot -- the face looks more in focus than the rest of the bod, and perfect as usual, but his left leg is slightly out-of-focus and has the kind of hair on it that does NOT match his face; guys with that kind of hair have *some* sort of visible shadow or beards on their faces, but like I said, any trace of that has been Photoshopped out of ALL of these shots. And finally, take note of the "Member Since 12/4/2004" part - he's been doing this shit for EIGHT YEARS NOW? Since he was 18?!? Not. Buying. It.

In sum, I think this is a fortysomething guy who's Photoshopped his face to an extent that puts fashion ads to shame. The terribly colored straw-like hair serves the purpose of masking his undoubtedly huge crow's feet on the sides of his eyes, as well as some forehead wrinkles. It's entirely possible that he's had a slew of injectables as well; as one poster already noted, he appears to have cheek implants in some photos (though you can also achieve that look merely by use of Restylane fillers, which is what most Hollywood actresses who do it embrace). I have no idea who finds this "bastard love child of Meg Ryan circa 'You've Got Mail'" look appealing, and I'd be very curious to be a fly on the wall whenever he opens the door to a new trick who's expecting the face of a doll and instead sees the face of an old muscle troll!

by Anonymousreply 4711/28/2012

You might want to ask yourself why the ONLY candid shots are of his cock. *Every* single other shot is "professional work" (though take the word "professional" with a thousand grains of salt). Miss Muscle Mary is definitely hiding something.

by Anonymousreply 4811/28/2012

R47, I hardly think this freak deserves such an in-depth analysis.

by Anonymousreply 4911/28/2012

Too many weirdnesses about the neck for me to think this isn't a complete fabrication. Myth busted!

by Anonymousreply 5011/28/2012

Does he have a rentboy profile or other profile? Any escort reviews?

by Anonymousreply 5111/28/2012

I like the body, but the face is giving me FTM tranny realness with a twist.

by Anonymousreply 5211/28/2012

He looks very weird.

Still, I am really turned on by the thought of watching NJCOUPLE - who gave him an "I like" - fuck the shit out of him for hours.

by Anonymousreply 5311/28/2012

Zero charisma. Nice body, if you prefer men who use steroids. Photos are heavily photoshopped. Not that it makes him much more attractive.

He's all yours.

by Anonymousreply 5411/28/2012

I like his tits and legs. His face is simply freaky.

by Anonymousreply 5511/28/2012

His body is either chemically enhanced, photoshopped, or probably both. His face is bizarre.

But, yes, the idea of truly attractive guys getting into him (like NJCouple) and turning him into a writhing piece of ass begging for their cocks is hot - in the way watching sexy straight male porn stars fuck surgically manufactured female porn stars in straight porn. It's perversely hot.

by Anonymousreply 5611/28/2012

FUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5711/28/2012

FAKE dick pics.

by Anonymousreply 5811/28/2012

Denny Dillon got a sex change?

by Anonymousreply 5911/28/2012

He's a just young surfer with big surfer pecs, which you can get if you do a lot of board paddling. But I guess you NY girls never see surfers, right?

by Anonymousreply 6011/28/2012

[quote]He's a just young surfer with big surfer pecs

I hope for his sake he isn't actually young, that looks like airbrushed and niptucked old face. If that is an actual face of a young male...I pity him.

by Anonymousreply 6111/28/2012

Not to mention, that hole of his worn out.

by Anonymousreply 6211/28/2012

Up.

by Anonymousreply 6311/28/2012

That hair! Yeck!

by Anonymousreply 6411/28/2012

But he's young! And white! With blond hair and blue eyes (or are they green?)!

by Anonymousreply 6511/28/2012

Is that you Çuntressa Ann?

by Anonymousreply 6611/28/2012

Marry me, R47.

by Anonymousreply 6711/28/2012

They look like breasts.

by Anonymousreply 6811/28/2012

His face is pretty disturbing, He's obviously been fucked...a LOT!

by Anonymousreply 6911/28/2012

He's a bit much, isn't he?

by Anonymousreply 7011/28/2012

Double bagger.

by Anonymousreply 7111/28/2012

I think if you put him next to a fire it would be a question of which part of him would melt first.

by Anonymousreply 7211/28/2012

This is the kind of whore Hell's Kitchen is overrun with.

by Anonymousreply 7311/28/2012

I remember when I came across that profile it freaked the shit out of me OP. So creepy looking. He looks like something you would have come across on "The Twilight Zone." Some plastic doll that has been made life-sized and comes alive.

by Anonymousreply 7411/28/2012

My eyes! MY EYES!

by Anonymousreply 7511/29/2012

He has Megyn Kelley of Faux News blond hair. He looks ridiculous. His face looks tranny-ish.

by Anonymousreply 7611/29/2012

ridiculous all around. the face doesn't match the body. the body doesn't match itself. He has this giant bubble ass and thighs.

Face is too small for the body. Ridiculous.

NOT HOT. Well maybe with the aforementioned paper bag.

by Anonymousreply 7711/29/2012

"He has this giant bubble ass"

Is it really "giant"?

by Anonymousreply 7811/30/2012

He has that natural, glowing beauty that is the blessing of youth.

by Anonymousreply 7911/30/2012

Ew. He looks like second Becky from Roseanne from the neck up.

by Anonymousreply 8011/30/2012

The face is photoshopped over the body in all pics.

NEXT.

by Anonymousreply 8111/30/2012

You guys, if he finds this thread he's probably going to kill himself. Nice job.

by Anonymousreply 8211/30/2012

Isn't that rather the point, R82?

by Anonymousreply 8311/30/2012

Hideous, just hideous. Looks like a plastic figurine.

by Anonymousreply 8411/30/2012

So much muscle, so little masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 8511/30/2012

Actually, there are multiple body parts being photoshopped to create that Frankenstein.

by Anonymousreply 8611/30/2012

LMAO! What is that thing?

by Anonymousreply 8711/30/2012

My, my. Our little Ciaran has grown up to become a handsome Miss Thang!

by Anonymousreply 8811/30/2012

I'm glad that everybody had the same reaction I did, but I think he really does have some serious body dysmorphia issues and psychological problems and I'm with R82 - I hope he never sees this thread.

And yet someone must go for that blow-up doll look because he sure looks like he's renting himself out.

by Anonymousreply 8911/30/2012

He's probably a Jewish man in his late 30s.

by Anonymousreply 9012/01/2012

omg it DOES look like Sarah Chalke from Srubs!

by Anonymousreply 9112/01/2012

*Scrubs. AKA Second Becky from Roseanne as someone else noted.

by Anonymousreply 9212/01/2012

Frick! Double frick!

by Anonymousreply 9312/01/2012

He looks like Loretta Swit!

by Anonymousreply 9412/01/2012

That guy is EXACTLY what the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch is trying to look like.

by Anonymousreply 9512/01/2012

Sarah Chalke

by Anonymousreply 9612/01/2012

Rentboy profile.

He is into fisting.

by Anonymousreply 9712/07/2012

And his personal website.

by Anonymousreply 9812/07/2012

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT HIS BODY LOOKS LIKE. HIS FACE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY UGLY!!!!!!!!!!

HE'S A 1,000 BAGGER.

by Anonymousreply 9912/07/2012

all the guys on BM are hookers, aren't they? A lot of them certainly seem to be.

by Anonymousreply 10012/07/2012

I'd forgotten about this weird disaster.

by Anonymousreply 10107/13/2013

I know guys who have hired him off Rentboy. The fact is, he is Hispanic and in his late 30's, but he has tried to make himself in a blonde surfer boy. That is why he looks kind of strange.

by Anonymousreply 10207/13/2013

He looks like he's had the head of Sarah Chalke glued onto one of those creepy Photoshopped photos of bodybuilders morphed to look extra exaggerated.

by Anonymousreply 10307/13/2013

Anything new on him?

He's Hispanic?

by Anonymousreply 10402/28/2014

Why is he wearing my hair?

by Anonymousreply 10502/28/2014

When did I start lifting weights??

by Anonymousreply 10602/28/2014

I've never seen this thread before. I clicked on the link. Then I was reluctant to look at the thread because if posters don't find this guy attractive then they wouldn't find me attractive. That kid looks like he could be my brother. But I went ahead and looked anyway and lo and behold the comments were the same crap I've heard from snotty gay guys all my life. Big tits, lesbian looking, etc. I think there is a prejudice in the gay community against fair featured blonds.

by Anonymousreply 10702/28/2014

I was at a party once and this queen told me I look like Teri Garr.

Blond = woman in this fucked up, blood specked turd you call a "community."

by Anonymousreply 10802/28/2014

i think he is a 70 year old asian man under that hat he made out of a mop.

by Anonymousreply 10902/28/2014

r107 if you've had as much work done as that queen at the link, you deserve the comments.

by Anonymousreply 11002/28/2014

I like blond guys, and muscular ones even more.

But, what the BM guy did to his face is beyond tragic. The plastic surgery makes him look fake and the work is so very obvious that it is a complete turn-off for me. Plus, his hair is horrid. He's obviously not 26 or a "surfer boy" so he should drop the look.

by Anonymousreply 11102/28/2014

Odd that he was 26 when this thread started two years ago and he's still 26 now in 2014.

by Anonymousreply 11202/28/2014

His real name is Jesse Franco.

by Anonymousreply 11302/28/2014

He's a static Benjamin Button, R112.

by Anonymousreply 11403/01/2014

I knew Jennifer Lawrence would get a sex change one of these days.

by Anonymousreply 11503/01/2014

He's definitely 10-15 years older. Injectables in the face. Photoshopped face. Freaky.

by Anonymousreply 11603/01/2014

He reminds me of a guy I see, from time to time, at [italic]Goodlife Fitness[/italic] in downtown Toronto.

He's a hulking huge blond guy - but he wears full makeup, including lip gloss. He legitimately is handsome - not just the body - but he seems very insecure. He is always watching others to see if they are staring at him.

by Anonymousreply 11703/01/2014

That's right R107. Blond men are completely ostracized from the gay community. That is why you will [bold]never[/bold] see them featured in photos or videos.

Get real.

If you look like a [italic]natural[/italic] version of the guy on OP's link - then you are probably an attractive man.

The reason this guy is getting so much heat, is because so much of him (including his hair) seems fake.

by Anonymousreply 11803/01/2014

[quote]That is why he looks kind of strange.

Kind of strange? He makes Amanda Lepore look like your homely grandma. He looks like one of those aliens from Mars Attacks who cover their bodies to make them look sort of human.

[quote] I think there is a prejudice in the gay community against fair featured blonds.

He's neither fair featured, or a blonde.

by Anonymousreply 11903/01/2014

Has a creepy feminine quality about him, and the hair- what's that about ?

Reminds me of the actress VERA FARMIGA.

by Anonymousreply 12003/03/2014

Joan Van Ark is posting pics again of herself when she was younger and when she used to eat.

by Anonymousreply 12103/03/2014

My god, why does this thread have over 100 replies? I will cite this thread when I need to prove DL has horrible taste in men.

by Anonymousreply 12203/03/2014

lol he's on realjock too:

by Anonymousreply 12303/03/2014

What. A. Mess.

by Anonymousreply 12403/03/2014

R120: yes!

by Anonymousreply 12503/03/2014

His hair is completely identical in every single picture - is it a toupée?

by Anonymousreply 12603/03/2014

Is this FTM trans person?

by Anonymousreply 12703/03/2014

[quote]My god, why does this thread have over 100 replies? I will cite this thread when I need to prove DL has horrible taste in men.

Do you have a serious problem with reading comprehension? It has over 100 replies NOT because anyone finds this freak attractive, but because we are mocking him for the plastic surgery, the bizarre hair, the photoshopping, the botox, and whatever else he's done.

So, no, this thread would not support your theory that DL has "horrible taste in men."

by Anonymousreply 12803/03/2014

He's doing the Goldie Hawn move with his hair -- keep it all in your face to hide the problems.

by Anonymousreply 12903/03/2014

One reviewer mentions that he actually looks between 35-40 in real life.

by Anonymousreply 13003/03/2014

"...and no longer ripped" either. Also described as "husky."

by Anonymousreply 13103/03/2014

[quote]R120

OMG, Kelt is right on target!! lol

by Anonymousreply 13203/03/2014

Leave him alone, I'm sorta getting uncomfortable with the tone of this thread. If you don't like him move on don't gang up and become a pack of mean girl cunts.

by Anonymousreply 13303/03/2014

Oh, please, R133. This is DL.

by Anonymousreply 13403/03/2014

R133 makes a good point;[italic]however[/italic], someone who posts multiple pictures of themselves practically naked on the internet is begging for attention.

It won't always be positive.

by Anonymousreply 13503/03/2014

I've seen the face of GOOP, I've seen the face of Carrie Fisher, I've seen the face of Dr. Laura. In every picture he takes on some new and unnatural shape. I am fairly certain a malevolent spirit entered through some crack in Big Muscle's wireframe and is Ouija Boarding the shit out of me.

by Anonymousreply 13603/03/2014

[quote]He's doing the Goldie Hawn move with his hair -- keep it all in your face to hide the problems.

Yep, agreed.

by Anonymousreply 13703/03/2014

Nice to see Kim Novak has been keeping fit under that caftan.

by Anonymousreply 13803/03/2014
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