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Patrick Warburton swinging dick gif


by Anonymousreply 11904/26/2014

Nice hangtime

by Anonymousreply 411/27/2012

[quote]Who is he?


by Anonymousreply 511/27/2012

What is that clip from?

by Anonymousreply 611/27/2012

It's from "The Civilization of Maxwell Bright"

by Anonymousreply 711/27/2012

How do men walk around with those things?

by Anonymousreply 811/27/2012

And a full bush. No mascaping here!

by Anonymousreply 911/27/2012


That's worse than marla maples and her bouncing boobs

by Anonymousreply 1011/27/2012

He's a the most sexy daddy of ALL daddies

by Anonymousreply 1111/27/2012

nice! very nice!

by Anonymousreply 1211/27/2012

I wonder what he smelled like during that take.

by Anonymousreply 1311/27/2012

You just knew that he'd be hung.

by Anonymousreply 1511/27/2012

Hot cock and body, but in my head I'll always associate his voice with Kronk.

Didn't he play Mary Joe's dumb boyfriend on DW, too? In one of the awful post-Delta seasons, maybe.

by Anonymousreply 1711/27/2012

That's nice, R14. I figured he was a nice guy. I love his deep, masculine voice and big furry body. His wife is BEYOND lucky.

by Anonymousreply 1811/27/2012


by Anonymousreply 1911/27/2012

Who, the fat hairy naked old guy at the link?

by Anonymousreply 2011/27/2012

He was hilarious as Puddy on Seinfeld. Very hot man who has aged really well.

by Anonymousreply 2111/27/2012

What happens on a set like that? They yell cut let's try that again... Does he just walk bare assed naked back to his starting mark and stand there, cock bared to the world until they say action? Does someone dab the sweat off his balls, etc.? I just can't imagine what it would be like on a crew like that, I'd jizz in my pants in his naked presence. Same with that scene in that movie where Hank Azaria was naked in the locker room with his cock inches away from his costar's face during all the takes. Fuck, what a great set that would have been to have been on.

by Anonymousreply 2211/27/2012

R20 is a sad 20 year-old anoerexic.

by Anonymousreply 2311/27/2012

LOL, I've wondered the same thing, R22. I would have loved to have been on the set that day. I'm thinking they likely shot the scene, and as soon as they finished the far shots he threw on a robe. I've seen that entire scene, and there are some far shots and some close-ups. I assume that when they shot the close-ups, he likely had on underwear.

I most certainly would have put the image of a naked Patrick in the spank bank and gone home after a long, hard (pun intended) day of filming to utilize it.

by Anonymousreply 2411/27/2012

I'd sell off all of my earrings and caftans to suck him off

by Anonymousreply 2511/27/2012

You'd have to get in line R25. I'd want him right after he did that scene in the OP, when he's likely all sweaty and musty.

by Anonymousreply 2611/27/2012

So is it flaccid, or does it look like he fluffed a little?

by Anonymousreply 2711/27/2012


More man than you'll ever be.

More man than you'll ever GET!

by Anonymousreply 2811/28/2012


Can you think of ANY man about to have his penis immortalized on film who wouldn't fluff just a little?

by Anonymousreply 2911/28/2012

Where the ass shot??

by Anonymousreply 3111/28/2012

Ya big lug!

by Anonymousreply 3211/28/2012

Patrick is an obvious homosexual.

by Anonymousreply 3311/28/2012

R5 wouldn't have been easier to say "a nobody"?

by Anonymousreply 3411/28/2012

Thanks that made my day. What a big hunk and he's super funny.

by Anonymousreply 3511/28/2012

Love him.

by Anonymousreply 3611/28/2012

This has been around for awhile, but it's always nice to see...

by Anonymousreply 3711/28/2012

[quote]all the same person

Nope. Plenty of us are into MEN and not anorexic, hairless effeeminates.

by Anonymousreply 4011/28/2012

R33 = MPC

by Anonymousreply 4111/28/2012

R38 needs to get help for his eating disorder.

by Anonymousreply 4211/28/2012

R40, in your limited world, is there nothing in between fat and anorexic?

How about from now on DL post some attractive guys when claiming so.

by Anonymousreply 4311/28/2012

regarding the cunty R20 response, all of a sudden I GET the age old DL admonishment, "die in a grease fire!"

by Anonymousreply 4411/28/2012

I never tire of his welcoming bit for Soarin' Over California at DisneyLand and World. He has a great dry sense of humor in addition to his furry, furry hotness. He looks good in a flight uniform as well.

by Anonymousreply 4511/28/2012

[quote]Where the ass shot??

Also from "The Civilization of Maxwell Bright"...

by Anonymousreply 4611/28/2012

incredible man

by Anonymousreply 4711/28/2012

R38 has the brain of an amoeba. What an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 4811/28/2012

Very sexy but the Dermot Mulroney big dick and HUGE ball sack swinging is more impressive. The Dermot video was linked here a long time ago. Don't know the film it was from. Very hot!

by Anonymousreply 4911/28/2012

He's not the least bit overweight, but I still want to know how well endowed men walk around with those things.... especially uncoralled.

by Anonymousreply 5011/28/2012

R22, I remember when Jason Priestley was promoting "Calendar Girl" (1993), he was asked about his nude scene in which he, Gabriel Olds, and Jerry O'Connell go to a nude beach in search of Marilyn Monroe. Jerry was draped in a towel and Olds held a book in front of his crotch, but Priestley was completely naked.

Anyway, he said that in between takes someone would run up to him with a robe and he would put it on immediately. He seemed shy about having to be nude around not just the crew but hundreds of extras on the beach. [Incidentally, he mentioned that was an actual nude beach and the extras were real nudists.]

As a 13-year-old, I found it a turn-on that he was completely nude (no cock sock) in front of clothed crew members and extras. Must be a vulnerable experience to bare yourself to strangers/colleagues like that. I wish I could find a clip of that interview. I know it aired on Entertainment Tonight.

by Anonymousreply 5111/28/2012

Thanks, (R46)!

Off to take care of "business" playing the Soarin' Over California Music!

by Anonymousreply 5211/28/2012

The tip of Jason's cock actually bobbed into the camera shot when they are running towards the water in that scene from "Calendar Girl".

by Anonymousreply 5311/28/2012

I love that his balls look kind of tight. Just the right amount to suck into your mouth.

by Anonymousreply 5411/28/2012

I got turned onto Patrick when I saw his hairy chest in a series about 20 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 5511/29/2012

He was even hot when he was younger.

by Anonymousreply 5611/29/2012


by Anonymousreply 5712/23/2012

He is a hot, middle-aged daddy, and sounds like a nice guy. But in his younger years he was an athlete and a fashion model before breaking into acting. Surely he must have been hit on. Did he ever take a ride on the casting couch to further his career?

by Anonymousreply 5812/23/2012

I wish he did porn, he's perfection in manly form

by Anonymousreply 5912/23/2012

What movie did Hank Azaroa show his dick in?

I'd like to see it for once.

by Anonymousreply 6012/23/2012

I agree R59.

by Anonymousreply 6112/23/2012

Patrick's a Rethuglican.

by Anonymousreply 6212/23/2012


by Anonymousreply 6312/23/2012

R50, it's really not any more uncomfortable than what I would imagine it would be like for a woman to walk around topless.

by Anonymousreply 6412/23/2012

I love that he's so obviously comfortable with his big, hairy, rockin' bod.

by Anonymousreply 6612/24/2012

Me too, cocky is hot!

by Anonymousreply 6712/25/2012

I have graphic dreams about him sexually violating me

by Anonymousreply 6812/27/2012

You and me both, R68. I just want to grab and suckle on those big hairy man teats while he's jackhammering me into oblivion.

by Anonymousreply 6912/27/2012

For fucks sake. Stop posting these tiny meats!!!

For the record, for those who haven't seen a proper one: THIS is what you call a dick on a hot man...

by Anonymousreply 7012/27/2012

They had to film that scene FAST before he lost his semi-hard on.

by Anonymousreply 7112/27/2012


Well, it's a big dick and he certainly IS a man but that's ALL I'm willing to concede.

by Anonymousreply 7212/27/2012

Patrick on Designing Women

by Anonymousreply 7312/27/2012

Even with his elephantitis of the dick n balls, the guy at R70 pales compared to Patrick.

by Anonymousreply 7412/27/2012

Patrick has manliness

by Anonymousreply 7512/28/2012

He does the preflight introduction for Soarin Over California at Disney's California Adventure. This clip of him nakeD is awesome. Thanks, OP.

by Anonymousreply 7612/28/2012

Link fail

by Anonymousreply 7712/28/2012

[quote]Thanks, OP.

No prob!

by Anonymousreply 7812/28/2012

A man like Warburton doesn't even need a dick...but I'm glad he's got one.

by Anonymousreply 7912/28/2012

Raise your hand if you think his very fortunate wife hasn't a clue about what to do with all that.

by Anonymousreply 8012/28/2012

He probably graciously shows her

by Anonymousreply 8112/29/2012

He has exactly the kind of solid, beefy body I enjoy on men over 40. Wish I met more like them.

by Anonymousreply 8212/29/2012

I want him.

by Anonymousreply 8312/29/2012

Me, too!

by Anonymousreply 8401/27/2013

Just love this GIF. And his gorgeous bush!!!

by Anonymousreply 8501/27/2013

Just watched the movie because of the swinging dick shot. Absolutely lovely.

by Anonymousreply 8603/12/2013

spectacular ass, too

by Anonymousreply 8703/12/2013

Another example of big-dick face being right.

by Anonymousreply 8803/12/2013

great body; it used to be more defined.

by Anonymousreply 8903/12/2013

"The Civilization Of Maxwell Bright" used that song "In The Deep" that was Oscar-nominated for best original song in "Crash". In "Maxwell Bright" it's much more moving.

by Anonymousreply 9003/12/2013

He is just as beautiful on the inside. He was recently on Marie Osmond's talk show and he couldn't have been more charming.

by Anonymousreply 9103/12/2013

I think that if I were to smell that bush, I would see god.

by Anonymousreply 9203/12/2013

What do you think it smells like?

by Anonymousreply 9303/13/2013

I want to chew on his pube hairs!

by Anonymousreply 9403/13/2013 manly sweat.

by Anonymousreply 9503/13/2013

I can almost smell his cock!

by Anonymousreply 9603/13/2013

What do we think his furry ass smells like?

by Anonymousreply 9703/13/2013

Cool Ranch Doritos, r97

by Anonymousreply 9803/13/2013

Fuck, yes!

by Anonymousreply 9903/13/2013

But is he sponge worthy?

by Anonymousreply 10003/13/2013

Too bad he's a conservative asshat.

by Anonymousreply 10103/13/2013

Love the tan line and swinging dick. Muscled shoulders and, I'm sure, a beautiful ass that probably looks like hewn marble.

I have no doubt this man fucks like a real man.

by Anonymousreply 10203/13/2013

[quote]I have no doubt this man fucks like a real man.

His passel of offspring likely attests to that. He remarked on Marie Osmond's show that he's lucky to have her, and I promptly disagreed--SHE'S the lucky one!

by Anonymousreply 10303/13/2013

Lucky to have his wife, that is.

by Anonymousreply 10403/13/2013

He is the voice of Joe on "Family Guy"

by Anonymousreply 10503/13/2013

Where can I see this still, not in motion but clear and still?

by Anonymousreply 10603/13/2013

Not too clear, but...

by Anonymousreply 10703/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 10803/13/2013

Ass cheek

by Anonymousreply 10903/13/2013

Where can I see this still, living and breathing and standing in my bedroom?

by Anonymousreply 11003/13/2013

[quote]Where can I see this still, living and breathing and standing in my bedroom?

Give me a call, baby...

by Anonymousreply 11103/13/2013

Amen, r102. Bet he glistens with sweat when he fucks, too.

by Anonymousreply 11203/13/2013

Patrick Warburton has the body of a REAL man, not some skinny little twink.

by Anonymousreply 11303/13/2013

[quote]Patrick Warburton has the body of a REAL man, not some skinny little twink.

A to the Men.

by Anonymousreply 11403/13/2013

Methinks he likes showing off that big, furry body. In "Big Trouble", he ran naked through an airport terminal and did a striptease on stage.

by Anonymousreply 11503/13/2013

I saw him back in the early or mid-90s doing a bunch of scenes with some other actors in a showcase.

He had an event greater body. Imagine that big chest only far more cut.

by Anonymousreply 11603/16/2013

Who says the thing shrinks?

by Anonymousreply 11703/16/2013

Yes, please, r114. Those nips look freshly suckled.

r115: Lord Have Mercy.

by Anonymousreply 11803/17/2013

It's time someone brought this back.

Are there any more photos?

by Anonymousreply 11904/26/2014
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